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Newspaper

Monticello Express

Location

Monticello, Iowa, United States of America

Date

Dec 09, 1926

Page

4

From Here and There Miscellany of Curiosities

A random miscellany notes quirks from Adriaan natives to frost on bulbs. It mentions frost prevention, bee egg rates, nettle diet for diabetes, a bluebird distinction, and education funding in 1776. Also covers a rooom for Beuma in Philadelphia, a Denver auto repairer, and color binding methods.

Miss Clem to Visit Washington in Winter Debut

Miss Elizabeth Clem daughter of Gen John J Clem retired plans a trip to Washington as winter arrangements are made General Clem a prominent Grand Army of the Republic figure known as the drummer boy of Chickamauga carries his fame with him in the public circles

Eliazabeth Clem Mrj John J. Clem Washington Clem Grand Army of the Republic Chickamauga

World’s Best Honey Becomes Champion Heavyweight Producer

The American honey maker earns top status as the world’s champion. Producers use centrifugal extractors to remove honey from combs, yielding a clearer product than crude methods abroad.

Delicious Draughts Love ds Whe a well

A poet asks in a classical note if falling in love is dangerous, echoed by a Boston Transcript line about love and risk. The quip suggests romantic peril in ambiguous phrasing and playful diction.

Boston Transcript

Excusable Absence Note From Wet Foot Incident

A student named Johnnie was absent after noon. The next morning a note asks for excuse stating he got his feet wet coming home at noon and had no other shoes to wear.

Johnnie Johhnnnie

Restoring the Ancient Wells by Rev Runyan

Moody Bible Institute preacher urges reclaiming the enduring wells of faith. He likens biblical wells to channels of salvation from Augustine to Luther and Calvin, warns against the Philistine attack on doctrine, worship, and pulpit life, and calls for renewed pursuit of redemption forgiveness adoption regeneration sanctification and assurance.

Isaac Abinelech Gerar Abraham Christ Jess Augustine Martin Luther John Calvin John Wesley Christ Jesus Israel Abrahams Satan Holy Land Jerusalem Bethlehem Hethany

Salvation Promise Through Public Confession

A sermon excerpt notes salvation offered to believers and to confession with the mouth. It describes a public act of sprinkling blood on the Antel and two side nests to witness the promise.

Spurgeon

The Word of God Nourishes Salvation and Service

The Gospel Herald urges believers to nourish the soul by feeding on the Word of God to become useful to God. It links spiritual growth to readiness for service and consistent daily scriptural study.

Gospel Herald

Living Above Daily Disturbances A B Simpson Quote

A brief reflection on mastering daily life by not letting small annoyances disturb inner peace. The quote by A B Simpson emphasizes calm composure and steady conduct in everyday trials.

Lfe Simpson

Doubtful Silence Sience thnt always golden

Patchy, garbled text hints at a Bridgeport item referencing guilt and a tainted silence. readable bits mention a court or trial tone but lack clear names, dates, or actions.

Bridgeport

Infidels Show Common Cetay in Prayer to Image of God

Fragmentary lines suggest a meditation on infidels and mortals praying in trouble, referencing creation in the image of God and a Kuplist term. The readable text presents a religious or philosophical reflection rather than a clear news event.

God Kuplist Gecard

Conkerton Recalls Narrow Escape On Fast Trains

Mr. Conkerton boasted of hanging on the buffers as a train roared at 70 miles an hour. His arms tired, hands slipped, and he remembered his head striking the rod in a hair raising tale from a bygone railway era.

Mr. Conkerton

Bitter Return Over Fake Book Prompts Customer Complaint

A buyer returns a questionable volume titled Stories For All Occasions from Gookseller claiming it is a fake with no useful content. The customer says the book offers nothing a man could tell his wife when he returns home at 2 a.m. and seeks a refund or explanation.

Gookseller

Art Dent Sulesman Madam Dinner Sardine Question

A fragmented dialogue mentions Art Dent Sulesman Madam and Mrs Newrich asking about a dining area and whether sardines are kept there. The phrases imply a casual domestic scene with unnamed participants.

Art Dent. Sulesman Mrs. Newrich

Hunter Aims for Buck and Hits Cow Instead

A hunter seeking a buck shoots a farmer's cow by mistake. The farmer values the animal at 60 bucks.

Watermelon Theft Allegation In Local Speech Dialogue

Parson Johnson questions Bradder Smith as to the honesty of carrying watermelons, with the Melon Toter denying impropriety while claiming daily transport for about two weeks. The exchange reflects a rural dispute over fruit handling and trust.

Parson Johnson Bradder Smith Parson Ebry

Slightly Mixed Jamson Car Lesson Sparks Laughs

A humorous exchange has Jamson asking if you gave up teaching your wife to drive. Williams replies yes noting she released the clutch and let go of the steering wheel.

Jamson Williams

Done On Time Hubby Dinner Sparks Tense Night

A domestic scene unfolds with implied friction over punctuality as one partner accuses the other of being late and unproductive, while the other defends personal purchases like a Plano and a dressy item as timely. The exchange hints at relationship strain and ongoing tension.

Wilie

Samson Drawn to Prize Ring Fate

Unutilized resources theme notes Samson as a man of brawn wasted his strength and luck. The verse contemplates that he might have found greater success in a prize ring.

Samson

Widow questions cause of husband death after large policy

The widow asks how her husband died so soon after securing a substantial life insurance policy. She suspects the fatal policy was the motive and wonders if financial strain or premia contributed to his death.

How He Felt After Wife Points Out Flaws

A man greets an old friend and says he feels like a total loss after his wife spends an hour listing all the things wrong with him. The remark captures a moment of personal tension and humor in a domestic exchange.

Queered the Whole Business Landlord

A humorous exchange between Mrs. Jackson and Landy where he yearns for rent payment and she warns that wishes spoken aloud invite disappointment in a folksy dialect.

The Returned Tourist

A traveler responds to praise of Yosemite’s beauties by noting he has seen just as pretty girls at home, shaping a humorous travel vignette about perceptions of scenery and local charm.

Yosemite

Thoughtful Compliment in Sydney Bulletin Dialogue

A playful exchange features one character complimenting another's appearance with a remark about recognizing them only after a second look. The witty banter highlights social ease and subtle humor typical of the period's lettered columns.

Sydney Bulletin

Banjo Sale Elicits Mixed Judgments Over Price

A buyer questions a $15 asking price for a banjo, while the seller Narold claims the instrument is in the pink of condition and satisfactory.

Composer challenges Broadway producer to create better work

A disgruntled composer confronts a Broadway producer asking why Gilbert and Sullivan revivals persist. He asserts the producer claims to save royal ties and demands something superior, insisting on proof through a new, stronger piece.

Royaltie

Society Poker Night Sparks Banter Among Guests

A light exchange at a women's gathering centers on a joke about poker. Comment suggests a newcomer claiming no prior experience and a playful challenge about joining the game.

Navy Belle Towed Miss Gleaves Engagement Revealed

Navy social noted figure Miss Kvullon Gleaves daughter of Rear Admiral Albert Gleaves engaged to Albert Morris Cohen of Philadelphia. She is active in Girl Scout affairs and a popular member of the younger set in the national capital.

Natalie Hammond John Hays Hammond National Capital Tommy Hammond

Blacksmith Turned Opera Singer Stuns Detroit News

An English blacksmith reportedly becomes a prominent opera singer indicating a surprising shift from traditional smithing. The Detroit News notes the unexpected career change and its seriousness for blacksmithing labor.

Ia Anid Detroit News

Early Training Helps Child Adapt to School Work

A note on home activity with scissors pencil paint and crayon aiding quicker classroom adjustment. The article emphasizes early practice to prepare children for school tasks and responsibilities.

Luddite Movement Opposed Machinery in Early 1800s England

The Luddites were bands of manual workers in England from 1811 to 1816 who organized to destroy textile machinery and sometimes wreck factories. The movement centered in Nottingham and spread to other regions.

England Nottingham

Giant Pineapples reach astonishing weights

A Dearborn Independent note claims some pineapples grown locally reached weights around 17 pounds. The item mentions unusually large fruit as a curiosity in agricultural reporting.

Dearborn

Short Items of Interest from Around the World

Honolulu expands streets at a cost of 600000. Whale sharks in the North Atlantic measure 70 feet. Portland cement named for Isle of Portland. Two new spiders found in the Chatham Islands. Fire resistance tested for steel and tile. Ratchet screwdriver reverses by flipping blade. Boras manuscripts lack rental place in Edinburgh. Swamp beetles have four eyes. Ancient Chinese doctors used hemp as anesthesia. Pennsylvania leads buckwheat production. American bison lacks shoulder hump. One fiftieth of World War debt funded. Aristotle described rabies in antiquity. British gas industry carbonizes 16 million tons of coal yearly producing 270 million feet of gas. Capital £60 million. 150000 workers. Patrick and Mary Casey celebrate 88th birthdays in Vergennes with 67 years married.

Honolulu North Atlantic Isle of Portland England Chatham Islands New Zealand Pennsylvania United States Patrick Casey Vergennes Casey

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