Miscellany of Quips and Quotes From Monticello News
A collection of wry observations and snippets on aviation, crime, currency, weather, transportation, and finance. Notable lines note aeroplane progress, pedestrian duty, a dangerous $2 bill, and historical diamond outputs alongside tongue in cheek remarks about life and work.
Hats Trimmed by Men Amid Fear of Women Entering Jobs
A humorous note suggests many men anxious about women entering occupations find some consolation in the success of men who trim hats, implying a traditional craft remains a male domain despite broader social changes.
Modern airships redefine peril as safer travel
Going down to the sea in ships was once perilous yet common. Now going up in the air in modern airships is described as the safest travel style, changing the perceived risk of flight into an everyday voyage.
Aviation Fatalities Thin Ranks Cast Shadow On Flights
A scant number of aviators have died in recent months, reducing the pool of pilots and painting air travel as a dangerous pastime.
Airship Mines Ticket Rules Allow Stop-Over Privileges
Printing new passenger tickets for the airship Mines specifies stop-over privileges may be had when necessary without the conductor's signature. The policy aims to ensure traveler flexibility during journeys.
Counterfeit buttermilk sold in east drug stores
Health authorities warn counterfeit buttermilk in eastern drug stores is dangerous. Officials say purity and safety are compromised and shoppers should avoid suspect products.
Cows Milk More With Phonograph Playing in Barns
Farmers report cows yield better milk when a phonograph runs during milking. They propose expanding the practice to all cow barns as a grand scheme of relief.
Oil Burning Torpedo Boat Destroyer Roe Sets Speed Record
The Roe reached 31 knots in a Delaware Breakwater test, exceeding the 28 knot contract requirement. It is acknowledged as the fastest exclusively oil burning torpedo boat destroyer in the U.S. Navy. The builder has a reputation for safety margins and producing boats that exceed contract maxima.
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Roe
Delaware
United States Navy
When the Automobile Collides With the Locomotive
A concise note observes that when an automobile collides with a locomotive the locomotive rarely requires a repair shop. The remark emphasizes the robustness or resilience of trains relative to cars in minor collisions.
Contributing Editor Faces Office Hours Distractions
A contributing editor notes friends hinder work as they drop by during office hours to discuss politics and share hunting stories. This habit interrupts writing, researching, and editing, highlighting the clash between social visits and professional duties in a newsroom.
Weather and News Mix Signals Cooling Trend
The piece hints at a hot spell cooling, offering a contrast between major news and lighter updates. It notes a potential shift toward varied weather with cooler conditions affecting the news columns and reader interest.
Milk Output Question at Missouri Agricultural College
A playful note questions the sanity of Christmas spending plans. It jokes that the prize cow at Missouri Agricultural College yields 110 pounds of milk daily, but with a certain cook on duty there would be no cream.
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Missouri Agricultural College
Araly sic of Holy Poky Text
The readable words describe confusion over why occult or religious terms persist in text. It notes difficulty in understanding how certain ideas endure without clear resolution. The fragmentary language hints at linguistic or semantic persistence.
Le Blanc Wins 20000 Cross Country Cup Paris to London Flight
Moissant and Albert made a Paris to London flight in a biplane, winning the 485 mile cross country race in 11 hours 55 minutes. Latham wrecked his machine near Amiens but escaped unharmed. Aubrun finished 20 minutes behind, arriving at 7:05. Le Blanc used a Bleriot monoplane to claim the prize.
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le Blanc
Latham Craft
London
Moissant
Albert
Paris
Calais
Channel
England
Graham White
Manchester
Hubert Latham
Issy
Amiens
Latham
Bleriot
Straits
France
M. le Blanc
Aubrun
Troops Rush To Combat Northwest Forest Fires
US soldiers were dispatched to national forests in Idaho Montana and Washington to help battle widespread fires threatening life and property. Gen Leonard Wood warned aid would continue to the limit of available troops as fires rage across the Elk City region and rain begins to fall after dynamite experiments.
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Washington
Northwest
Interior Department
Forest Service
United States
Coeur d'Alene
Idaho
Lewis and Clark
Mont
Wallows
Colville
Wash
Flathead Indian Reservation
Montana
Glacier National Park
Leonard Wood
Army
Spokane
Wallace
Stiles
Elk City
Harvester Rewrites World Records at Fort Erie Grand Circuit
Sensational racing on day two of the Grand Circuit at Fort Erie saw The Harvester driven by Ed Geers set a 2:02 mile in the final heat of the 2:07 trot, breaking Crescens’ nine year old world record. The feat also set a five year old trotters mark and a stallions category record, though officials noted the track was two minutes slow.
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Buffalo
N. Y
Fort Erie
Harvester
Ed Geers
Crescens
One Dead and 35 Hurt in Nevada Missouri Pacific Wreck
One man was killed and 35 people injured when the tender of Missouri Pacific passenger train No. 209 derailed 11 miles north of Nevada Missouri. The incident occurred Tuesday and involved local residents and travelers.
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Nevada
Missouri Pacific
Here
Hurley Dies in Carlsbad Austria Cablegram
Cablegram from Carlsbad Austria reports the death of James E. Hurley general manager of the Santa Fe railroad. Death caused by heart disease.
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Hurley
Carlsbad
Topeka
Kan
Austria
James E. Hurley
Santa Fe Railroad
Petrified Child Found in Brooklyn Tenement Coal Bin
Brooklyn police investigate a grim mystery after a child's body, turned to stone, is found in a tenement coal bin. Physicians say the remains had lain undiscovered for seven years.
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New York
Brooklyn
Poisoned ice cream linked to church function deaths in Glenn
Seven people are dying and many more seriously ill after consuming poisoned ice cream at a Glenn Kentucky church function on Sunday. Health authorities investigate possible contamination and seek drug or toxin sources.
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Portsmouth
Glenn
Roosevelt Old Guard Defeated In Republican Meeting
New York state Republican committee rejects Colonel Roosevelt for temporary chairman 20 to 15. Vice-President Sherman is chosen unanimously to preside at the Saratoga convention on September 27 as the Old Guard faction loses influence. The committee adjourns to meet September 26 at Saratoga.
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Sherman
Saratoga
New York
Theodore Roosevelt
Republican State Committee
Woodruff
William Barnes, Jr
Albany
Old Guard
Roosevelt
Lloyd C. Griscom
Griscom
Henry Mack
Gallagher Aid Sought in Mayor Gaynor Case
New York police pursue a theory that James J Gallagher had an accomplice in the attempted assassination of Mayor Gaynor. Gallagher denies involvement. Gaynor to Adirondacks when fit. operation decision undecided. Secretary Adamson said the mayor is stronger and taking nourishment as attendants expect a rapid recovery.
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New York
Gaynor
James J. Gallagher
Gallagher
Adirondacks
Robert Adamson
Tragedy at Bridewell: Prisoner Kills Fellow Inmate
In Chicago a 26 year old colored prisoner William Jones stabbed fellow inmate William Meyers to death with a pair of shears during a brief scuffle at the tailor shop. The quick attack left onlookers unable to intervene.
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Chicago
William Jones
William Meyers
German Torpedo Boats Sunk in Kiel Bay Collision
German torpedo boats 5-76 and 5-32 collided in Kiel bay on Wednesday. Both vessels sank but crews were saved.
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Kiel
Kiel Bay
Publisher Albert Spies Dies From Morphine Overdose
Albert Spies founder of the Foundry News and former Casster's Magazine editor died at his Jersey City home from an overdose of morphine. He was forty eight years old.
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Ellils
New York
Albert Spies
The
Foundry News
Casster’s Magazine
Jersey City
Election of Monon President in Chicago Railway
Fairfax Harrison elected president of the Chicago Indianapolis and Louisville railway to succeed the late Ira G. Rawn who was shot in his Chicago home under mysterious circumstances. Rawn's death and Harrison's appointment caused a commuter era shift with prominent railroad figures in New York and Fairfax.
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Monon
New York
Fairfax Harrison
Southern Railroad Company
Chicago, Indianapolis and
Louisville Railway
Ira G. Rawn
Chicago
President Montt of Chili Dies in Berlin
President Montt of Chili died in Berlin on Tuesday while en route to Bad Nauheim after a period of heart disease. He had been seriously ill for some time and his death marks a pivotal moment in Chilean politics.
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Chili
Berlin
Montt of
Bad Nauheim
Juror Exemptions Hit Browne Bribery Trial
Judge Kersten excused 36 veniremen after they admitted being approached by people connected to the Browne bribery case. The panel of 60 was reduced as those with family influence were stepped forward, then the jury selection continued. The alleged juror tampering claims were largely dropped after a conference between prosecutors and defense.
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Chicago
Lee O’neil Browne
William Lorimer
Kersten
Browne
Veniremen
California Insurgent Wins In California Republican Races
Hi ram W. Johnson wins the Republican gubernatorial nomination by a large plurality as insurgent momentum spreads. Theodore Roosevelt Jr. greets Johnson at headquarters as progressives claim two insurgent congressional nominees William Kent in the Second District and W D Stephens in the Seventh.
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San Francisco
California
Hiram W. Johnson
Southern Pacific Railway
JJ Johnson
Theodore Roosevelt, Jr
William Kent
W. D. Stephens
Steamer Martos Sinks. 39 Die in Gibraltar Collision
In dense fog near Tarifa at Gibraltar entrance the Spanish steamship Martos collided with the German steamer Elsa. The Martos sank minutes after impact. Of 39 dead, 32 were passengers and 7 crew. nine first cabin passengers perished and 23 steerage passengers also died. Survivors were landed at Gibraltar.
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Gibraltar
Martos
Tarifa
Straits of Gibraltar
Elsa
Threatening Letter Sent to Miners Leader in Indiana
International President T. L. Lewis received a Black Hand note Wednesday warning he would be killed. The threat came from an Illinois town and was written in Italian, prompting police to investigate the intimidation.
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Lewis
Indianapolis
Ind
International
T. L. Lewis
Illinois
Warns of Prosecution Over Dog Vivisection by Government Bureaus
Washington Humane Society threatens federal prosecutions against the Bureau of Animal Industry and other government bureaus for alleged vivisection of dogs, labeling the acts a violation of animal welfare.
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Federal Bureaus
Washington
Bureau of Animal Industry
Department of Agriculture
Washington Humane Society
Rider Dies After Motorcycle Crash in Columbus
Ralph E. Stitts twenty one years old was killed Tuesday when his tandem motorcycle collided with an Ohio Electric car in Columbus. His companion was badly hurt.
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Columbus
Ralph E. Stitts
Ohio
Missouri Terminal Railroad Increases Capital Stock
Jefferson City Missouri The Missouri Kansas and Texas Terminal Railroad company of St. Louis filed with the secretary of state a certified increase in the capital stock to 10 090 000.
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Jefferson City
Missouri, Kansas and Texas Terminal Railroad Company
St. Louis
Secretary of State
Iowa Rural Letter Carriers Convene At Ames Agenda Set
The Iowa Rural Letter Carriers association holds its state convention at Ames August 31 and September 1 with Bert B. Childs of Nevada presiding. The program lists addresses by state officials, national leaders, and Iowa road and mail wagon experts, plus committee appointments, papers, and elections.
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Bert B. Childs
Association
Ames
Iowa Rural Letter Carriers’ Association
Nevada
America
O. H. Cessna
Iowa State College
Storms
Parley Sheldon
Story County
State Association
F. E. French
Humboldt
Elias Frey
Pendleton
Ind
Brown
R. F. D. News
Washington, D. C
W. R. Spillman
Iowa
Thomas McDonald
Iowa Highway Commission
E. F. Richey
Mail Carriers’ Benefit Association
Fort Dodge
G. Roy Wagner
Harrington Manufacturing Company
The
Ames Commercial Club
Davis Resigns from Harris School Board After Thirty Five Years
Manchester August Davis, a prominent Delaware county farmer, resigns from the Harris school district board in Elk township. At eighty four, he retires after thirty five consecutive years of service, to be succeeded by John Boehm.
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Manchester
August Davis
Delaware County
Harris
Elk Township
Davis
John Boehm
Iowa Girl Dies of Broken Heart in Jail Case
Charles City Cora Singleson aged 17 married June 29 to Henry McClelland a veterinary surgeon now jailed on bigamy charges. His first wife learned of the marriage a month ago and had him arrested. Singleson’s sorrow led to her death described as a broken heart. Reported third wife in Bristow.
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Charles City
Cora Singleson
Nora Springs
Henry McClelland
McClelland
Miss Singlesen
Bristow
Oats Yield Report From Prescott Area
Prescott-Oats threshing runs full blast with yields from 40 to 45 bushels per acre on average. Some fields push 50 to 70 bushels with grain described as plump sound and of good weight.
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Prescott
Iowa's Oldest Minister Dr William Salter Dies at 89
Burlington mourns Rev Dr William Salter aged 89 oldest active Iowa minister and likely longest serving in the United States. Born November 17 1821 in Brooklyn he began in 1846 at First Congregational Church and served over sixty four years. His wife died 1898 when a tree toppled during a cemetery drive. He authored Iowa history and church works and aided enslaved people during the Civil War era.
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Iowa
Burlington
William Salter
United States
Brooklyn
N. Y
Burington
First Congregational Church
Audubon Old Settlers Meet Draws Large Attendance
In Audubon Iowa over 1000 people attended the Audubon County Old Settlers society second annual gathering and picnic. Old timers gave five minute talks, a noon picnic dinner was enjoyed, officers were elected including President J C Bonwell Vice President H W Stearns Secretary H F Andrews and Treasurer A I E Benson. The association will meet in Extra next year.
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Council Bluffs
Audubon County
Old Settlers’ Society
Audubon
J. C. Bonwell
H. W. Stearns
H. F. Andrews
A. I E. Benson
Reunion of Latter Day Saints at Little Sioux
The annual reunion of the Latter Day Saints of western Iowa will begin Friday September 9 and continue through Monday September 13 at Little Sioux. Distinguished attendees include W. J. Wight and Herman C. Smith of Lamont and William Stuart of Mondamin, with S. J. Lynn of Little Sioux on the entertainment committee.
Child Bride Seeks Divorce In Centerville Case
Mrs Sherman Speers files for divorce alleging marriage at 13 in Novinger Missouri and motherhood at 14. She claims cruelty and health ruin amid four children and husband’s desertion.
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Centerville
Sherman Speers
Novinger
Hog attack endangers child in Mason County pen
A 4 year old suffered deep facial wounds from hogs in a pen near Mason City. The injury left a cheek cut from eye to ear and another from eye to mouth with additional lacerations. Doctors treated the child for filth contamination and tetanus risks. rescuers pulled her from the pen as hogs were about to maul her.
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Mason City
Ole Prestholt
Kalona Golden Wedding of Northup couple in Iowa
Mr and Mrs John Northrup pioneers of Johnson County celebrated their golden wedding in Kalona Iowa with present children Burt and Ray of Kalona and daughter Mrs George Wagner of Storm Lake The groom is 71 and the bride five years younger They came to Iowa City forty years ago They were married in Canada on August 14 1860
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Iowa City
John Northrup
Johnson County
Canada
Kalona
Iowa
Burt
Ray
George Wagner
Storm Lake
St Paul Youth Found After Disappearance
Ora McClure, 16, from St Paul was found working in a Burlington button factory. His mother, Mrs E McClure, had notified police after he vanished last November. She has now been informed of his location.
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Burlington
Ora McClure
St. Paul
E. McClure
Electric Lights for Magnolia Town and Farmers
Magnolia and nearby farmers joined with Bullock Public Service company of Omaha to issue 8000 dollars in electric light bonds for twenty four hour service. The move covers Magnolia and farms along the line to Missouri Valley.
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Logan
Magnolia
Missouri Valley
Bullock Public Service Company of
Omaha
First Elk member Rev. William Pence James Rector of St Pauls
The first minister in Marshalltown to join the Elk lodge is Rev. William Pence James rector of St. Pauls Episcopal Church joining the local lodge marking a civic milestone for the clergy in the community.
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Marshalltown
The
Elk’s Lodge
William Pence James
St. Paul's Episcopal Church
Conscience Busy Bill Paid in Oskaloosa
J B Bolton found $11 in the mail with a note that the enclosed money is principal and interest on an outlawed claim he owes. The gesture reflected a conscience effort in Oskaloosa.
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Oskaloosa
J. B. Bolton
Dubuque Woman Dies During Wisconsin Visit
Mrs. F. A. Bishing of Dubuque died while visiting Mount Calvary Wisconsin from blood poisoning caused by boils on the face.
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Dubuquer
Dubuque
F. A. Bishing
Mount Calvary
Wis
Manchesters Exhibition: Ten Foot Corn Stalk Grows
Benjamin Sheldon shows a farm grown corn stalk northeast of town surpassing ten feet with several well developed ears.
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Manchester
Benjamin Sheldon
Town
Iowa Girl Burns to Death at Benedict
Miss Dora Huschka daughter of John Huschka of Benedict met a terrible death when attempting to start a fire with kerosene. The incident occurred near her home and details describe a deadly accident.
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Iowa
Wesley
Dora Huschka
John Huschka
Benedict
Here
Estate Sites Drug Firm in Atlantic Suit
D E Eldredge of Atlantic administrator of Hensley H Morton of Louisville Kentucky sues the Moore drug store in Atlantic for 10000 damages after Mortons death from accidental poisoning on June 7 at the Moore drug store.
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Council Bluffs
Eldredge
Atlantic
Hensley H. Morton
Louisville
Moore
Falls Dead in Daughter-in-Law's Arms in Boone
Mrs. Mary Nichols mother of F. W. Fitch of Boone collapsed and died after buying a watermelon. Her daughter-in-law Maggie Fitch of Des Moines caught her as she fell.
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Boone
Mary Nichols
F. W. Fitch
Maggie Fitch
Des Moines
Fort Dodge Adopts Commission Plan After Close Vote
Fort Dodge voters approve adopting the commission form of city government by a 420 to 340 margin after a spirited campaign. Opponents were active but unorganized.
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Fort Dodge
Commission
Pioneer Catherine Determan Injured In Stairway Fall
Mrs Catherine Determan aged 87 in Iowa City suffered a broken collar bone after a fall down stairs. This marked her second stairway fall, following a prior incident where a horse kicked her and broke her hand.
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Iowa City
Catherine Determan
Stranger Killed by Train at Logan
A Northwesten compress going west struck a man named Chauncey A. Morgan a machinist from Illinois. His home is not known.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Logan Logan
Ani
Chauncey A. Morgan
Ilinois
Mayor Phillips Ousted by Judge Wilcoxson in Major Iowa Case
Ottumwa Iowa August 20 Judge BE Wilcoxson rules Mayor Thomas J Phillips guilty of drunkenness and neglect of duty under the Cosson law fining no appeal and directing the council to appoint a replacement for the remaining term. The decision notes that section 1250 of the old code applies to the neglect of duty charge.
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Ottumwa
Thomas J. Phillips
Cogson
BE. K. Wilcoxson
Sixth District
Phillips
Wilcoxen
Hunters Fund Subject At County Auditors Meet
Cedar Rapids Iowa August 20 At the state convention of county auditors C W Duke Page county was chosen president Co N Urdahl Worth county became vice president Louis Gardner Jones county was named secretary A resolution urged keeping a portion of the hunters license fund in each county to offset expenses with a percentage added to the auditor s salary.
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Cedar Rapids
State Association of County Auditors
C. W. Duke
Page County
Co. N. Urdahl
Worth County
Louis Gardner
Jones County
Barber after drug stores across Des Moines
The Iowa Anti-Saloon league through superintendent W C Barber files in Judge Howe's division for an injunction against twenty one drug stores and owners to stop alleged liquor sales. Barber claims the stores sold intoxicants contrary to law and requests court action.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Des Moines
Iowa Anti-Saloon League
W. C. Barber
Howe
District Court
Opening of Des Moines Orpheum Shields England Vaudeville Circuit
The Des Moines Orpheum theater starts its season Sunday August 21 marking a major Iowa theatre event. The Orpheum circuit now links with England and France and will book Europe’s top attractions across eighteen large American cities including Des Moines. Manager Henry Sonnenberg promises vaudeville programs unmatched in the state.
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Des Moines
Orpheum Theater
Iowa
Orpheum
England
France
Europe
America
Henry Sonnenberg
Henry Hoag Dies in Jefferson at 53
Henry Hoag president of the city bank of Jefferson Ia and leader in the Transcontinental route association and good roads group died after bowels trouble He was 53 and survived by his wife and a daughter aged 14
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Henry Hoag
Jefferson
City Bank
Transcontinental Route Association
Good Roads Organization
Railroad Employee Killed by Train
Jefferson Iowa Aug 20 Charles Hathaway railroad employee was run over and killed by a Northwestern train. He was tending signal lights and stepped between tracks to avoid an approaching train, was struck by a train coming from the opposite direction.
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Jefferson
Charles Hathaway
Northwestern
Back Broken In Railroad Wreck Near Dunbar
Jefferson Iowa August 20 Judge Z A Church was summoned to Dunbar Wisconsin to see his daughter Mrs Charles Wells who sustained a serious railroad wreck injury near Dunbar. Reports indicate her back was broken.
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Jefferson
Z. A. Church
Dunbar
Wis
Charles Wells
Sioux City's Population Rises From 1890 to 1910
In Washington on Aug 20 figures show Sioux City with 47,828 residents, up from 338,111 in 1900 and 37,806 in 1890. The 1900 to 1910 increase is 14,717 people or 44.4 percent.
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Sioux City
Washington
Banker Stricken by Infantile Paralysis in Waterloo
Waterloo August 20 Frank C Branigan cashier of Citizens Savings bank is a twenty seven year old man who was in perfect health until his sudden illness two days ago doctors report his condition as infantile paralysis and he is being treated locally.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Waterloo
Frank C. Branigan
Citizens’ Savings Bank
Barber H S Burmeister Dies After Personal Crisis
H S Burmeister a Durant barber who shot himself in a crisis died Thursday night. The body was sent to Durant for burial.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Clinton
H. S. Burmeister
Durart
Durant
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