Jokes and oddities from a Monticello newspaper
A collection of quips and observations featuring aviation puns heat jokes and social curiosities. The items mention a German scientist counting germs in a raisin a failing flying machine joke about caming and a New York woman seeking an honest lawyer with a mistaken jewel to ice delivery gag.
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New York
Noise and morning routines spurred unusual findings
A St Louis professor links noise to shortened fire and suggests even the whistle of a milkman may affect early calls. An expert notes music may aid cow milk flow but cautions against overreaching. A London money glut is noted, while a Worlda mother of 13 receives a souvenir spoon from the state and tries to cash in on stamps.
Speed Maniacs Face Harsher Penalty Needed Says Magistrate
A California girl fined $25 for racing her car against a steam locomotive defended the thrill as worth the cost. The magistrate warned that speed maniacs value excitement over public safety and urged penalties heavier than the rush of railroad speed on open roads.
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California
American wins Leibniz gold medal first for an American
The Royal Academy of Science of Prussia awarded the Leibniz gold medal to a young man formerly a Columbia University student in New York. This marks the first American recipient of the prize, given only for high scholarship across fields.
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Royal Academy of Science of Prussia
Columbia University
New York
Leibnitz
Sequoia National Park Fires Controlled
The forest fires threatening the giant Sequoias in California are under control and the danger is past for now. The big trees are unique natural curiosities of the United States and, if burned, could not be replaced, prompting hopes they endure for hundreds of years beyond their already long life.
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Sequoia National Park
California
United States
Salmon Submarine Proves Surface and Submerged Seaworthiness
The Salmon, a U S Navy submarine, completed a voyage from Quincy Massachusetts to Bermuda through rough seas and heavy waves, showing seaworthiness on the surface as well as beneath. This successful run adds to the list of American submarine achievements.
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United States Navy
Quincy
Mass
Bermuda
Woman Lawyer Breaks Down in Court in Trial
The article notes a female attorney, after exhausting all legal avenues, cried in court. It claims no male counterpart has ever answered such a display, highlighting a gendered assertion about courtroom emotion and effectiveness.
Alaska Gold Output Keeps Rising to Record Levels
Gold continues to pour from Alaska in a steady stream with prospects for a record year. The recent addition to world supply is unprecedented and the United States receives a large portion of the output, remaining well fixed despite recent large exports.
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Alaska
United States
Precautionary advice before sleep on upper window
The note advises tying yourself in before going to sleep on an upper window to prevent falls. It emphasizes safety and suggests securing with a rope or harness as a precaution.
Look Before You Leap Warns on River Dives
An expert cautions that diving accidents remain common during bathing seasons. He warns that familiarity with routine dives leads to ignoring depth, urging swimmers to heed the risk before plunging into rivers.
Des Moines Probing Chief Yeager Honor in Anti-Saloon Claims
Des Moines officials push a full hearing for Police Chief Yeager over charges by W C Barber of the Iowa Anti Saloon League. Commissioner Roe demands an immediate inquiry while Yeager is away in Deer Lodge Montana seeking a convict. League plans to file over thirty cases to shut about twenty five drug stores and ten saloons.
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Des Moines
Yeager
Barber
Iowa Anti-Saloon League
Zell Roe
Public Safety Department
Roe
Deer Lodge
Montana
Council
Heis
Oats Crop Yields Strong in Northern Iowa
Fort Dodge Iowa August 18 oats in northern Iowa yield an average of forty bushels per acre with good quality. Small grain cutting mainly finished threshing in progress. Wheat and barley yield twenty bushels per acre. Elevators load fifty cars daily of old grain to make room for new. Corn in the region is in fine condition though some areas lack rain.
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Fort Dodge
Iowa
Chicago
G. W. Berry
Berry
Towa
Livestock Entries Close for Iowa State Fair
Des Moines reports that entries for the Iowa state fair August 25 to September 2 will mark the largest livestock department in state history. The horse division lists 101 exhibitors with 1,120 horses, cattle 858 animals and 71 exhibitors, 587 sheep, and the swine pavilion housing over 2,000 hogs though final swine totals await closed lists.
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Des Moines
State Fair Board
Iowa county officials set fifteenth annual convention
Cedar Rapids Iowa August 13 county supervisors announce they will meet in Cedar Rapids for the fifteenth annual convention August 17 18 and 19. State associations of county auditors and county treasurers will also meet there on the same dates.
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Cedar Rapids
County Supervisors of
Iowa
Judge Bradshaw Sets Date for Saloon Injunction Decision
Marshalltown Iowa August 13 Judge C B Bradshaw of Toledo fix Friday August 19 as the date to issue his decision in the last of the state's equity cases in the local saloon injunctions.
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Marshalltown
C. B. Bradshaw
Toledo
Mail Carrier A. C. McFarland Dies at Post Office
Des Moines reporter reports A. C. McFarland a well known mail carrier living at 1046 Sixth Avenue died suddenly of apoplexy while at work in the post office building and en route to his home.
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Des Moines
A. C. McFarland
Sixth Avenue
Decomposed Body Found in Des Moines River
In Des Moines on August 13 a partially decomposed middle aged man was found in the river at East First and Raccoon streets. Gale Banks, 16, of 1544 Buchanan street, discovered the body yesterday afternoon.
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Des Moines
East First
Raccoon Streets
Gale Banks
Buchanan Street
Teamster Drowns in Raccoon River Incident
John Parker a 50 year old teamster living with Lewis Cox at Tenth and Morgan streets was drowned in the Raccoon river at the foot of Eleventh street at 8 o clock last night.
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Raccoon River
Des Moines
John Parker
Lewis Cox
Tenth
Morgan Streets
Eleventh Street
National Contests Begin At Camp Perry Ohio
Camp Perry Ohio opens national rifle contests as 1000 marksmen arrive from across the United States after Ohio State Rifle Association matches. The week features 14 special matches and three core national events starting August 22, with Major W B Martin the current individual military champion.
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Camp Perry
Ohio
Ohio State Rifle Association
United States
W. B. Martin
Second Infantry
New Jersey National Guard
Fraternal Congress Opens In Detroit For Insurance Reform
In Detroit at the Hotel Ponchartrain the twenty fourth annual National Fraternal Congress opened with President Thomas H. Cannon presiding. Gov Warner and Mayor Breitmeyer welcomed attendees as insurers briefed on a proposed measure affecting five billion dollars of nine billion in outstanding fraternal certificates. Insurance leaders Hartigan and Folk spoke on the plan to regulate fraternal insurance and pressure those still not adjusting rates to adequate levels.
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Detroit
Mich
Thomas H. Cannon
Ponchartra
National Fraternal Congress
Warner
P. T. Breitmeyer
W. W. Wedemeyer
Michigan Fraternal Congress
National Association of Insurance Commissioners
John A. Hartigan
Minnesota
Insurance Commissioners’ Convention
Beau E. Folk
Tennesee
King Nicholas of Montenegro Declares Nation Name Zeta
On the fiftieth anniversary of his accession Prince Nicholas formally becomes king and Crown Prince Danilo is heir. Queen Milena is crowned alongside him as Montenegro adopts the name Zeta. Foreign diplomats attend a grand ceremony. a new royal order is created. The court at Cettinje will mirror Vienna’s strict court.
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Cettinje
Montenegro
Nicholas
Milena
Zeta
Prince Danil
Prince Danilo
Italy
Vienna
National Sheriffs Association Meets in Springfield
The annual meeting of the National Sheriffs' Association opened in Springfield Illinois and runs through Wednesday. Charles W. Peters of Chicago serves as president, John K. O'Rourke of Butte Montana is vice president, and William A. Gerber of St. Paul Minnesota is secretary and treasurer.
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Sheriffs of Country Meet
Springfield
Traveling Man Injured in Park Crowd
Mason City Iowa August 13 A traveling salesman D R Wilson was pushed into a fountain while listening to Carrie Nation and was badly hurt He is hospitalized in Mason City Hospital with injuries sustained in the incident
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Mason City
Carria Nation
D. R. Wilson
Superior Clay Works doubles capitalization in stockholder meeting
Fort Dodge Aug 13 The Superior Clay Works company at a stockholders meeting doubled its capitalization of 50000 for the purpose of making extensive additions to their brick and tile plant.
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Fort Dodge
Superior Clay Works Company
Engineer F O Whalen Falls From Runboard In Accident
Engineer F O Whalen of Great Western ex tra freight No 248 was seriously injured when the runboard beside the boiler gave way and threw him to the ground beside the track in Riceville Iowa on August 13.
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Riceville
F. O. Whalen
Great Western Extra Freight No
Remarkable Ten Foot Corn Stalk Reaches Manchester
Benjamin Sheldon exhibits a corn stalk from his farm northeast of town that stands over ten feet tall and bears several well developed ears, drawing local attention in Manchester Ja on August 13.
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Manchester
Benjamin Sheldon
Town
New Tariff Gains Boost Revenue Under Payne-Aldrich
Treasury figures show the Payne-Aldrich tariff in its first year produced ordinary receipts of 678.85 million dollars, beating every year except 1907. The year ended last Saturday tallied a surplus of over 20 million dollars despite a June 1909 deficit, with corporation tax at 27.09 million and receipts nearly matching the assessed tax.
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Washington
Treasury Department
Destructive Boston Fire Ravages Business District
A southwest gale fueled a blaze in Boston that destroyed property valued at 2,000,000 dollars Tuesday night and endangered the city's business and manufacturing area. The General Alarm summoned all city fire apparatus and prompted calls for aid from Brookline Cambridge and Somerville with equipment rushed to the conflagration.
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Boston
Brookline
Cambridge
Somerville
Naval collier Marcellus Hes sinks after strike near Norfolk
The naval collier Marcellus Hes sank ten hours after being struck by the Norwegian fruit steamer Rosario di Giorgio. The vessel went down in the Atlantic at latitude 36 longitude 74 08 near Norfolk Virginia.
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Norfolk
Marcellus Hes
Langford Refuses to Fight Langford Bout Off
The Kaufman versus Langford boxing match set for Philadelphia ballpark Thursday night was canceled after Langford refused to fight. Al Kaufman of California remains prepared for a different opponent.
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Langford
Philadelphia
al Kaufman
California
Sam Langford
Actor Loraine Qualifies as Aviator in Irish Sea Flight
London actor Robert Loraine completed a flight across the Irish Sea from Blackpool to Llandudno in over 650 miles, earning aviator qualification on Wednesday.
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London
Robert Loraine
Irish Sea
Blackpool
England
Llandudno
Wales
Denver Woman Severely Burned Carrying Gasoline Stove
Mrs. Jennie McCarthy was badly burned Wednesday when a gasoline stove ignited while she carried it from the kitchen to the street. She escaped death by rolling in the roadway mud to smother the flames.
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Denver
Col
Jennie McCarthy
Aeronaut Brookins Hurts Crowd In Interlaken Flight
Aviator Walter A. Brookins and seven spectators were badly injured when his Wright bi plane crashed near the grandstand at Interlaken field Asbury Park after a gusty landing attempt The dead and gravely injured include 14 year old George Burnett of Spring Lake who died at Long Branch hospital Brookins survived with a broken nose and contusions amid a chaotic scene and urgent efforts to free the crowd trapped beneath wreckage.
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Asbury Park
N. J
Walter A. Brookins
Interlaken Field
Brookins
George Burnett
Spring Lake
Long Branch Hospital
Butter Blenders Barred By Internal Revenue
Commissioner Cabell targets butter mergers and blenders used to emulsify milk and butter. The resulting product is taxed as adulterated butter at 10 cents per pound and the maker faces a $600 annual tax. if oils are used, the product is oleomargarine and taxed under the oleomargarine law. The merger machines claim to produce two pounds of butter from one, plus milk.
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Washington
Cabell
Internal Revenue Bureau
Internal Revenue
Indiana Patriotic Order Sons of America state camp meets
The Indiana state camp of the Patriotic Order Sons of America convened in Glenwood on Tuesday with President O Perry Everson of Crawfordsville delivering the opening address. Secretary Sam D Symmes reported the order is in excellent condition and five new camps will be instituted soon.
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Indiana Sons of America
Glenwood
Ind
the Patriotic Order Sons of America of
Indiana
O. Perry Everson
Crawfordsville
Sam D. Symmes
Noted Woman Lawyer J Ellen Foster Dies at 70
Mrs. J. Ellen Foster a prominent lawyer and civic leader died at Garfield hospital after several months of illness. She was seventy years old and a leading figure in Washington civic life.
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J. Ellen Foster
Washington
Garfield Hospital
Alleged Murderess Virginia Wardlaw Dies in Detention
Virginia Wardlaw one of three sisters under indictment for the murder of Mrs Ocey W Snead died Thursday in a Newark New Jersey house of detention cell. Her death ends involvement in the case while authorities continue to pursue other defendants and legal actions.
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Newark
N. J
Virginia O. Wardlaw
Ocey W. M. Snead
Doctor Roller's Ribs Broken in London Wrestling Clash
News from Tuesday reports American wrestler Dr. B F Roller sustaining two broken ribs in a contest with Gama the East Indian wrestler in London. The injury ends Roller's participation in the match and prompts medical attention.
Iowa corn crop prospects improve despite dry weather
Iowa's corn crop outlook is brighter than the ten year average even with dry conditions, according to the weekly bulletin of the Iowa crop bureau released Tuesday.
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Iowa
Des Moines
Jia
Iowa Crop Bureau
Four Die in Chicago Shooting at Cottage Grove Home
W J Myers shot and killed his wife Grace their seven year old son Ralph and Frank Bouton at 2934 Cottage Grove Avenue before apparently taking his own life. Police believe Myers a crack shot owner of a shooting gallery fired the bullets after a quarrel and separation.
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Cottage Grove Avenue
W. J. Myers
Grace
Ralph
Frank Bouton
Myers
Mrs. Myers
Ralph Myers
Bouton
Armour & Co official indicted for perjury in beef case
Thomas G. Lee, Armour & Co. dressed beef sales manager, indicted by a federal grand jury. A bench warrant was issued for his arrest. The panel accuses Armour executives including A. R. Onion of destroying stenographers’ notebooks and links alleged price fixing at weekly meetings of packing firms. Judge K M Landis ordered Onion and others to testify.
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Chicago
Thomas G. Lee
Armour & Co
Federal Grand Jury
Grand Jury
K. M. Landis
A. R. Onion
Packing Company
Board of Education
Landis
George M. Willitts
W. W. Shaw
W. A. Helander
Henry Edmunds
Stationery Department
Orion
Edmunds
Lee
Joe Gans Dies in Baltimore After Long Battle With Tuberculosis
The legendary boxer Joe Gans known as the Old Master died in Baltimore on Wednesday from consumption. A former lightweight champion and beloved figure for nearly two decades, he wished to pass away in his mother’s arms after a hurried return from Arizona where a string of illness reduced him to a skeleton weighing 65 pounds.
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Baltimore
Joe Gans
Arizona
July Immigrants Landed at New York Port
In July 52,727 foreigners entered New York harbor. Ellis Island records show 12,985 illiterate among them and 1,127 were barred. Immigrants brought $1,537,794 in money.
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New York
Ellis Island
Fireman Takes Own Life Over Promotion Woes
Frederick J. Hebring a Newark fireman died by his own hand at an aunt's home on Thursday, the tragedy linked to his failure to secure rapid promotion.
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Newark
N. J
Frederick J. Hebring
Mergenthaler’s Son Killed in Train Crash
Cape May New Jersey five people died when an express train struck a car at a West Jersey and Seashore crossing. Among the dead were Fritz Mergenthaler and his wife, the son of the linotype inventor.
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Mergenthaler
Cape May
N. J
West Jersey and Seashore
Fritz Mergenthaler
Linotype
Boy Taken As Mall Robber Arrest in New Orleans
Edward Holman twelve years old was arrested at Hammond Wednesday and brought to New Orleans He is charged with robbing several post offices.
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New Orleans
Edward Holman
Hammond
Gore Bares Lobby Secrets In Indian Land Case
Senator Gore in Oklahoma exposed telegrams naming Sherman Curtis and others as part of alleged pressure tied to the McMurray Indian land deals. He said the telegraphs show lobbying activity, not direct exoneration, amid payments of 25 000 bribes and 30 000 000 land contracts. Six hundred Indians at Sulphur signed contracts valuing 30 to 40 million dollars in land, with 10 percent fees for attorneys. James H. Godfrey testified on the campaign to sign the signatures and expedite sale negotiations.
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McAlester
Okla
T. P. Gore
Special Committee
Witeh
Sherman
Charles Curtis
Kansas
McMurray
Curtis
Gore
Congress
Washington
Senator Gore
Dennis Flynn
War Council
Sulphur
J. P. McMurray
James H. Godfrey
Congressional Investigating Committee
Godfrey
Illinois Miners Battle Over Illinois Compromise Begins
The Illinois miners dispute opens at the special international convention in Indianapolis. President Lewis urges harmony while reporting national strike stakes and proposing that Illinois strikers pay over 10 cents a ton for shot-firers costs. Secretary Perry opposes Lewis and pushes making the Illinois strike the union's main issue until Peoria demands are met.
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Indianapolis
Ind
Special International Convention of Miners
Lewis
Illnois
Perry
International Union
Peoria
Franks Revoked as Telegraph Privilege Ends in New York
Following the revocation of railroad passes under the interstate commerce law, telegraph companies announce that the franking privilege is soon to be withdrawn from those who have used it.
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New York
Lamb Renominated in Richmond Democratic Primary
Congressman Lamb of the Third district is renominated for reelection by a Democratic primary with a roughly 700 to 800 margin in a total vote around 6,000. The result solidifies Lamb's position as the party candidate in the upcoming election.
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Lamb
Richmond
Denial of Betrothal Rumor Ties to Italian Duke
New York reports Senator Stephen B Elkins of West Virginia arrived in the city on Tuesday denying cable dispatches from Italy claiming his daughter Katherine is betrothed to the Duke of the Abruzzi.
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New York
Stephen B. Elkins
West Virginia
Italy
Katherine
Abruzzi
Opium Seized From Kansas City Tea Store
Police raided Jim Long’s tea store in Kansas City and seized more than $4,000 worth of opium found packed in a trunk ready for shipment.
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Kansas City
Jim Long
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