A Patchwork of Quips From The Express
A collection of humorous asides and oddities from The Express including a tale of a turtle under a dam for 20 years and a silver dollar from 1804 sold for 3600. It riffs on trusts, marriages, inventions, and oddball observations about society and progress.
San Salvador grants $5 million for railroad project
San Salvador subsidies an American firm with 5 million dollars to build a cross country railroad, signaling a potential shift in governance. Officials argue the large project will ensure peaceful rule and stable governance amid regional tensions.
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San Salvador
Bride suffers broken leg in wedding carriage mishap
A bride escaped her father’s house amid rice and shoes but an elderly guest’s thrown shoe struck a horse. The frightened pair bolted, the bride incurred a broken leg, and the incident prompted a remark that the era’s humor causes discomfort at ceremonies.
Mrs Agassiz remembered for quiet charity and education support
Mrs Agassiz widow of the noted science teacher and Radcliffe College founder is praised as a lifelong friend to young women. Her wealth funded many quiet charities rather than ostentatious luxury. Julia Ward Howe called her life memory written all white.
Foreign lithographers sought as demand outpaces supply
The secretary of commerce and labor says lithographic artists may be brought from abroad under contract due to a local scarcity of skilled workers. U.S. lithography firms cannot find enough experienced workmen at home and have already imported some talent, with much high quality work being outsourced to foreigners on American paper and presses.
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Secretary of Commerce and Labor
General’s Advice To Graduates Echoes Through West Point
A general’s parting counsel at West Point urges graduates to focus on duties first. The message implies that rights follow from responsible action, a principle applicable to all men regardless of age or education.
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West Point
Finnish stateswoman's husband in tragedy linked to spousal betrayal
A damaged report notes the husband of a Finnish stateswoman attempted suicide after a political defeat. It contrasts with a New York tale where a husband was bound and spanked by his wife, prompting a brief, provocative comparison of domestic incidents.
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Pittsburg
Boston
New York
Atlanta magnate Candler gives 75000 to Wesley memorial
Asa G. Candler of Atlanta Ga subscribes 75000 to the Wesley memorial enterprise started by the Methodist Episcopal Church South bishops. He is noted as one of the south’s wealthiest men, recalling that 32 years earlier he arrived in Atlanta with only the clothes on his back.
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Asa G. Candler
Atlanta
Wesley Memorial Enterprise
Methodist Episcopal Church South
Mr. Candler
South
King George of Greece Praises Farm Work Skills
King George of Greece expresses pride in his practical farming abilities. He can plow, cradle grain, tend cattle and horses, and milk cows, demonstrating hands on agricultural proficiency.
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George
Greece
Telegraph Keys Silent in Many Cities Nationwide Strike
Chicago leads a widening walkout of commercial telegraphers with all city offices closed. Union president Small threatens a general strike Tuesday if demands for an eight hour day higher wages and union recognition are not met. San Francisco Oakland and New York report crippling impacts as talks continue and protests spread.
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Chicago
Small
Operators
Associated Press
Thomas
San Francisco
J. Small
Commercial Telegraphers’ Union
Charles P. Neill
United States Commissioner of Labor
Board of Trade
Stock Exchange
Western Union
New York Stock Exchange
Postal Telegraph Company
Chicago Federation of Labor
Open Board of Trade
Western Union Company
Oakland
Cal
Samuel J. Small
Commercial Telegrapher’s Union
Nichols
Clowry
Western Union Telegraph Company
New York
New York City
Kansas City
Western Union Telegraph and Wheatstone
City List of Idle Operators Across U S Rail Hubs
A catalog of cities from Memphis to Fort Worth showing idle operators from multiple states including Tennessee Mississippi Texas Oklahoma Georgia and Missouri amid a broader transportation note. The fragment lists Memphis New Orleans Topeka Sedalia Pueblo Jackson Dallas Houston Nashville Columbus Meridian Oklahoma City Birmingham Augusta Sioux City Salt Lake City Helena Fort Worth and other locations.
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Pueblo
Jackson
Miss
Dallas
Tex
Houston
Writ of error granted in Standard Oil appeal
Judge Grosscup grants Standard Oil of Indiana a writ of error to appeal Judge Landis sample fine of 29,240,000. Supersedeal for stay denied except for costs, bond set at the full fine. Government cites 116 error points, defense argues Elkins Act repeal by Hepburn bill. New York stocks slide with Standard Oil hitting record lows.
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Chicago
Peter S. Grosscup
United States Circuit Court of Appeals
Standard Oil Company of
Indiana
K. M. Landis
Moritz Rosenthal
Merritt Starr
James H. Wilkerson
Harry A. Parkin
Francis Hanchett
Landis
New York
Standard Oil
Demands of telegraphers seek wage hike and shorter hours
Operators submit terms to postal officials including 15 percent wage increase, eight hour day shifts, seven and a half hour night shifts, time and a half for overtime, and abolition of the split trick. Promotions to be merit based with added pay for temporary higher rating. Lunch relief to occur after four and a half hours with extra telegraphers paid at established rates.
Williams Declared Democratic Nominee for U.S. Senate
The Mississippi Democratic State Executive Committee declared John Sharp Williams as the party nominee for the United States Senate after canvassed returns showed Williams 59 496 votes to Vardaman 58 848, a 648 vote majority. The result was affirmed without contest after semi official canvass from Powers.
Difference Between Prepared and Ready Quip Noted
A Chicago Record-Herald quotation contrasts being prepared to die with being ready. The saying highlights a philosophical distinction where readiness for death is elusive despite preparation, reflecting a somber view on existence.
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Chicago Record-Herald
How She Knew
A witty exchange plays on reception of a recent book. He admits prior success yet recalls sharp reviews that nearly deterred him from reading his own work.
Grand Jury Service Recalled in Yonkers Dialog
A brief exchange from Yonkers Statesman recalls jury duty and the perception of grand jury experience. The dialogue highlights skepticism about the grandeur of serving on a jury.
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Gotham
Yonkers Statesman
Winsome Woman Spurns Suit in Chicago Daily News Sketch
A humorous caption from Chicago Daily News depicts Joe and Fred debating a woman who rejects a suitor at a club window. Fred laments the rejection while Joe notes the woman's firm stance and the implied setback.
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Joe
Fred
Chicago Daily News
The Way Out Waiter Refuses Half Portions
A waiter refuses to split a portion for two patrons and one man offers to sublet the dish to a friend. The exchange captures a terse moment at a dining establishment.
Blinks lovers argue over age in comic exchange
A humorous exchange shows Mr Blinks asking about age while Mrs Blinks laments age has advanced. She claims she felt 18 at their marriage two years prior, and he responds with bemused disbelief as the minister’s record is recalled.
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Mr. Blinks
Mrs. Blinks
N. Y
Parked Conversation Sparks Tire Change Query
A terse exchange questions how long it takes to mount a tire and whether a spouse is involved in the task. The dialogue hints at distraction and practical timing during a roadside repair.
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Parke
Sentimental Talk After Rail Accident Echoes
Quote contrasts American sentimentality with a Chinese passenger remark after a railroad disaster. Native observer notes Americans dwell on fatal crashes for a week, highlighting cultural attitudes toward tragedy.
Railway Strike May Spread To Western Lines
Denver reports no settlement prospects on the Colorado & Southern strike and warns of spread to other railroads. Grievance committees from Denver & Rio Grande and others push for two extra cents an hour for yardmen. Sixteen big mines near Trinidad shut down on orders. To avert mine closures and a coal famine, ten Central City citizens manned a fuel train to the district.
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Denver
Col
Colorado & Southern
Denver & Rio Grande
Trinidad
Central City
Tornado Strikes La Crosse Damming Riverfront Areas
A violent tornado hit La Crosse Wisconsin at eight in the morning causing widespread damage across factories residences churches and utilities. Several pleasure boats on the river swamped and occupants swam to shore or leapt into the water amid heavy rain and wind. Reports of drownings circulated as the Listman mill and a Foster Construction project suffered major destruction including the collapse of an 85 foot chimney.
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la Crosse
Wis
Listman Mill
Foster Construction Company of
Milwaukee
Mitchell Brewery
Daring Chicago Robbery Nets $50 From Hamilton Club
Two hold up men entered the Hamilton club at Clark and Monroe streets at 10 p m Saturday taking cash from the club and the employer. They threatened victims with revolvers and forced them into an elevator before fleeing. The raid yielded about $50.
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Chicago
Hamilton Club
Clark and
Monroe Streets
Four Killed in Wreck Near Pittsburg
Four people died and 25 were injured when the Titusville express on the Buffalo and Allegheny division of the Pennsylvania Railroad derailed after being sideswiped by a gondola coal car at Kelly, about 35 miles from Pittsburg. The dead include Mrs. Alonzo Huff and her infant, M. B. Irwin of Oakmont, the engineer, and George Cochran of Rimesburg.
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Pittsburg
Buffalo and Allegheny
Pennsylvania Railroad
Kelly
Titusville
Alonzo Huff
Johnstown
M. B. Irwin
Oakmont
George Cochran
Rimesburg
Delamater Former Pennsylvania Governor Candidate Dies
George Wallace Delamater former Pennsylvania governor candidate and Crawford county state senator from 1887 to 1890 died by his own hand in Pittsburg offices. A 38 caliber bullet hole was found in his right temple as neighbors in the Diamond National bank building observed the scene. Grief over his father’s death May 6 at Meadville and the June death of his son James Scott Delamater at Connellsville are cited as possible causes.
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Pittsburg
George Wallace Delamater
Pennsylvania
Crawford County
Diamond National Bank
George B. Delamater
Meadville
James Scott Delamater
Connellsville, Pa
Passenger Train Wrecks Near Mountain Grove
Springfield, Missouri reports the wreck of passenger train No. 108 on the St. Louis and San Francisco line near Mountain Grove, 70 miles away. Engineer James McKenna of Springfield was killed and Fireman James Overland severely injured. The train was travelling at high speed when a defective rail caused the derailment.
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Springfield
Mountain Grove
James McKenna
James Overland
Modern Lady Godiva Rides Through Coventry Streets
A modern Lady Godiva in Coventry rode a six mile path on a white palfrey clad in hair pink fleshings and gauze. Local clergy had preached against nudity and many left town while 80 000 to 100 000 outsiders watched the spectacle viewable from the county and beyond.
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Lady Godiva
Coventry
England
All Opium Dens Closed in Canton After Decree
Imperial decree leads to immediate closure of opium dens in Canton on Friday. City erupts in rejoicing with decorated streets and processions led by bands playing lively airs through main thoroughfares.
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Canton
China
Stenographer Sues Railroad for Damages in Macon
J L Roberts official court stenographer files suit in Macon circuit court against Wabash Railroad asking 1000 dollars. He alleges a Salis bury station agent called him a fool in front of many people including several ladies. Roberts cites the incident as grounds for damages.
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Macon
Salisbury
J. L. Roberts
Wabash Railroad Company
Roberts
Samuel Davis
Fifteenth Circuit
Kansas Pioneer N. F. Frazier Dies at 62
El Dorado Kansas N F Frazier president of the Citizens State Bank a pioneer and wealthy citizen died at his home here Thursday at age 62 The notable banker and early settler was known for his leadership in local affairs and philanthropy.
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Kansas
el Dorado
Kan
N. F. Frazier
The
Citizens’ State Bank
Boilermakers Refuse Arbitration, Strike May Spread
Striking Pacific division boilermakers of the Southern Pacific in Los Angeles rejected the company arbitration offer. The walkout could extend further east on Harriman lines.
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Los Angeles
Cal
Pacific Division
Southern Pacific
Harriman
Death from mushroom poisoning in Kalamazoo man
Emerson B. Brownelle, age unknown, of Kalamazoo dies at home after a mushroom poisoning incident at White's Lake involving 14 people. The group fell ill several days ago and he passed away Friday night.
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Kalamazoo
Mich
Emerson B. Brownelle
White’s Lake
Four Die in Train Collision Near Dalton Georgia
Four trainmen are killed and three seriously injured after a head-on crash of a southbound local freight and an extra freight train on the Western & Atlantic railroad one mile north of Dalton Georgia on Thursday afternoon.
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Dalton
Western & Atlantic Railroad
Sage Gifts $50,000 for LI Railroad YMCA Building
Mrs. Russell Sage donated 50000 dollars for a new YMCA building for Long Island railroad employees in Long Island City. The gift supports the workers’ branch of the Young Men’s Christian Association in the area.
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Russell Sage
New York
Long Island Railroad
Young Men’s Christian Association
Long Island City
Magills Granted Early Trial On Fatality Indictments
Judge Cochran allowed the defense petition for immediate trial of Fred Magill and Fay Graham Magill in the death of Mrs Pet Magill. The couple remains at liberty on $5 000 bonds pending trial.
Low Water Forces Sawmills to Idle in Eau Claire
In Eau Claire Wisconsin all but one sawmill have closed due to low Chippewa River water. The shutdown will likely persist until river levels rise from heavy rains, leaving only a temporary relief option when rainfall boosts flow.
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Eau ‘Claire
Wis
Chippewa
Anniversary of Pope Pius X Coronation Celebrated in Vatican
In Rome the coronation anniversary of Pope Pius X was marked with solemn rites in the Sistine Chapel. Cardinal Merry Del Val presided as pope sat on the throne while the papal choir under Mer. Perosi performed. The ceremony drew the papal court diplomatic corps Roman aristocracy and leaders of religious orders in a scene of pomp.
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Rome
Pius X
Sistine Chapel
Vatican
Merry del Val
Mer. Perosi
Coal Magnate P. R. Budd Dies at 60 in Pittsburgh
P R Budd, president of Budd Coal Co of Cincinnati and A R Budd Coal Co of Pittsburgh, died at Monongahela House in Pittsburgh from cancer. He was born in Cincinnati sixty years ago and spent a career in coal. He leaves a widow and five children including A R Budd, B C Budd, C M Budd, Mrs G E Roach.
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P. R. Budd
Pittsburg
Budd Coal Company
Cincinnati
A. R. Budd Coal Company
Monongahela House
A. R. Budd
B. C. Budd
B. C. Budd, of This City
C. M. Budd
Memphis, Tenn
G. E. Roach
Louisville, Ky
Two Stores Burned in Memphis Fire Destroys Shops
Memphis Tenn Fire Sunday gutted the retail millinery store of J. S. Summerfield and the Burns Barry company jewelry shop. Loss on stock and building fifty thousand dollars, partly insured.
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Memphis
Tenn
J. S. Summerfield
Burns-Barry Company
Warring Escorts Two Negroes to Lexington Weathered Confrontation
Sheriff Warring spirited Bud and Charles Tarr from Georgetown jail after learning a mob gathered. The pair traveled to Lexington and forced Albert Sacre into a quarrel, fatally injuring him with a club before Warring returned with them in Levering’s car.
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Lexington
Bud
Charles Tarr
Georgetown
Warring
Albert Sacre
Richmond
French Forces Hold Crescent Deserts Against Tribesmen
Paris dispatch reports a serious situation near Casablanca with thousands of fanatical tribesmen on superb horses attacking French troops. Despite fierce onslaughts, the tribesmen fail to break through the withering rifle and gunfire, underscoring their reckless courage as shown in the maneu.
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Paris
T'h
Tangier
Casablanca
Doan's Kidney Pills Relieve Veteran's Terrible Kidney Pain
A Roosevelts Avenue Indianapolis veteran reports severe kidney trouble in 1897 with headaches, dizziness, dropsy, and leg swelling. After using Doan's Kidney Pills, symptoms subsided, urine normalized, and he has remained well for nine years. Sold by dealers for 50 cents a box Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY.
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B. Frank“ Doremus
Roosevelt, Ave
Indianapolis
Ind
Doan
Dean
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo
N. Y
Epigrams Aid in Popularizing Administration
A dialogue contrasts the value of epigrams and adages with their power to popularize governance. Marcus Aurelius affirms their wisdom, while a dependent notes their role in shaping public perception.
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Marcus Aurelius
New Homes in the West Offer Free Land Pamphlet
Send for a free pamphlet outlining United States homestead laws and how to obtain a quarter section of farming or grazing land free along the Chicago and North Western railway lines. Areas include South Dakota and Wyoming with special excursion rates for homeseekers. Request details from W. B. Kniskern, Passenger Traffic Manager, Chicago.
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United States
Chicago & North-Western
South Dakota
Wyoming
W. B. Kniskern
Chicago
Sobriety Stares Them in the Face on Calmed Yacht
On a becalmed yacht with ten bottles of champagne, distress calls go unanswered. The commodore announces the grim truth while a wild scene unfolds with blasphemy prayer and reckless singing as crew await their fate.
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Puck
Angell on nature faking and a boy’s lie
George P. Angell denounces nature fakers while recalling a classroom anecdote about a boy asking if a lie is still a lie if no one discovers it. The tale contrasts honest intent with clever deceit as a moral reflection.
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George P. Angell
Boston
Will Long
Depends on the Dogs
Asa Goddard of the American Automobile Association recalls touring adventures in Worcester. He recounts a morning encounter with a flock of sheep, shepherd, and dogs on a narrow road and the shepherd’s blunt advice on passing another flock.
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Asa Goddard
American Automobile Association
Worcester
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