Try 7 days of FREE access to billions of articles

Start Free Trial

Monticello Express in Monticello, Iowa

We have 14,353,121 pages in Iowa

View this page and access billions of articles with a 7-day free trial.

Start Free Trial

This is just the beginning! Our collection holds over 300 years of history, including rare newspapers, obituaries, marriage records, birth records, and so much more—most of which you won’t find anywhere else!

Start Free Trial

Cancel anytime, risk free

Not what you were looking for? Search our billions of articles

Advanced Search

Articles on This Page

This newspaper page contains 24 articles. Subscribers can read the full text of each article.

Newspaper

Monticello Express

Location

Monticello, Iowa, United States of America

Date

Apr 20, 1911

Page

5

Breakfast Menu Gags Stir Restaurant Banter

A chesterfielde young man orders humor in a lunch room. He jokes about Adam and Eve and sunny siders while the waitress plays along. The pair banters about slang and changing language in diners.

Kansas City Times

Paris audience balks at tragedy murder scene

In a Paris premiere a dignified critic objects to a staging choice about the king’s murder. He loudly proclaims that the scene is wrong, noting the murder occurred on the left instead of the right of the door, prompting polite intervention from the manager.

Paris

Chewing tea from Siam and its effects described

A Washington Post report recounts Siamese chewable tea called mieng. It is made from coarse leaves compressed into plugs buried fifteen days for fermentation. Chewers include boatmen and rickshaw pullers who claim enhanced work effort, though the aftereffects include headaches and irritability.

Siam Litterateurs Washington Post

When Tolstoy Tried to Fly As a Boy

The young Tolstoy showed keen observation of the world and devised a flying prototype. He tested it from a second story window, fell to the ground, and though not badly injured, suffered a concussion and slept for sixteen hours afterward.

Tolstoy Young Tolstoy

Joy For Johnny and the Bible Stories

A Philadelphia Times tale recounts a mother answering Johnny’s question about heaven and whether famous figures like Napoleon Samuel Washington Solomon and David will be known there. Johnny asks if David would let him touch his sling once, if he is good.

Johnny Heaven Napoleon Samuel George Washington Solomon David Philadelphia Times

Death and decay across the fragile world

A reflection on death by Heine notes that death spares nothing from rose to pyramid. The quote emphasizes inexorable destruction of all living things and even monuments as monuments of decay.

Heinrich Heine

Babel Tower Workmen Rift Cited By New York Paper

Amid churchyard chatter a New York Press item recalls a domestic quarrel on a building project. The note suggests the clash was between union and nonunion workers, framed as a moral tale from a familial conversation.

Tower of Babel Union New York Press

Serious Intentions Exchange Sparks Breakfast Question

The dialogue notes Nellie asking if Mr Felewailey has proposed. Nora replies he has not, but he has inquired about breakfast time and whether their mother is a good cook.

Nellie Mr. Felewailey Nora

Charity Question Echoes in Victorian Prose

A Marcusian line contemplates mercy when a brother suffers extreme poverty and near death, pondering whether words alone can restore him. The lament urges practical aid over mere exhortation, reflecting moral duty in distress.

Notable Fragments From The London Punch

A flourish of editorial banter and satire appears with lines about a generous man a pallid clerk and an employer. The chatter references Lippincott's Sportsman and a playful exchange with Jacob as a target. Economy is criticized as a savings bank for pennies.

Lippincott’s H. W. Shaw

Origin of Firewater in Hudson Bay Trade

The Hudson Bay Trading Company used liquor to entice Indian peltry trades. Early English whisky was shipped in large barrels, later divided into small kegs for transport. Traders diluted whisky with water to obtain more furs, and Indians learned that pouring whisky on a fire caused flame when pure, but was quenched when diluted. A chief claimed it was distilled from wildcat hearts and women's tongues due to its effects.

Hudson Bay Trading Company England America

Symbolism in a Washington Avenue Parlor

Belinda rejects Charles Henry Smith’s metaphor as the clock nears midnight in a dialog from the Bastou Post. The scene centers on a concrete house on Washington avenue where a romance tests time and symbol against stubborn fate.

Charlie Washington Avenue Belinda Bellada

Vernet’s Storm Scene Inspires Admirable Gaze

The noted sea painter Vernet, famed for his ocean works, once joined voyages to study nature. During a violent gale he asked a sailor to lash him to the rigging as thunder and lightning raged, and though fear gripped all others he remained enthralled by the sublime spectacle.

Vernet

Knife Duels In Mexico

A cattle herder duel on the Mexican plains involves a binds wrists with rawhide referee and knife in each right hand. The fight is swift and deadly with both sides often sustaining fatal wounds, yet some men master the skill and terrorize neighborhoods.

Mexico

Hannibal Ends His Flight After Zama Defeat

After his defeat at Zama Hannibal fled east to avoid Rome and found refuge with Mithridates. He urged war with Rome but failed to persuade the king. Compelled to surrender, Mithridates handed Hannibal over to Rome. The Carthaginian then drank poison and died as Roman envoys neared.

Hannibal Zama

Ancient Repartee in Cicero Oratory Style

A compact remark on discordant details and virtue. Granius mockingly counsels a hoarse pleader to drink honey and wine to spare his clients, noting the misfortune of ruined voice versus ruined cases.

Granius Cicero Oratory

Needle Threading Duel Between Wives Sparks Lively Banter

In a playful exchange from Chicago News, HWenson bets he can thread a needle before his wife sharpens a pencil. Benson counters and the contest ends with Henson claiming victory in thirteen minutes, noting his wife ran out of pencils after five minutes.

Hwenson Benson Whenson Chicago News

Still Stronger Grocer Good Morning Mr Popple

The fragment shows a playful exchange about eggs and growth with a Beecher quote about life as a growing plant. It reads like a light, esoteric diary line or adlibed private conversation rather than a formal news item.

Mr. Popple Popple

Proposal Plea From Sampson to Miss Chumley

In a dramatic exchange reported by the New York Journal, Sampson declares his devoted love and claims his saved funds justify proposing marriage to Miss Chumley. She hesitates yet admits some affection while asking for the exact amount saved.

Miss Chumley Mr. Sampson New York Journal O. H. Soetje

Petit Jurors Drawn for May 1911 District Court

A list of residents summoned as petit jurors for the May 1911 term in Anamosa includes John S Barnes Stone City C L Bunce Anamosa C W Balsiger Monticello and many others from Monticello Anamosa Wyoming Olin Center Junction Scotch Grove Cascade Cascade Cascade and Hale Hale Ada Onslow Olin Anamosa and Monticello districts. The panel requires appearance on Tuesday May 28 at 10:00 a.m.

Anamosa Barnes John S Stone City Bunce C. L Balsiger C. W Monticello Burroughs A. N Mechanicaville Bramer Chris, Sr Wyoming Clifford Boots R. T Olin Butler Archie Heiken John Coleman Harley Call D. H Dewitt A. F Duncan Center Junction Dolezal Jas Howie J. A Harms Samuel Oxford Junction Jacobs H. R Scotch Grove Kosticka Thos Hale Krominga Ada Lawless Onslow Lund August Laude W. H Leonard Cascade Lange Willie Moore P. J JD. D Oawald J. B Overfield S. D Russell Royal Redmond Ben Reade C. A Smith Fred Sherman A. H Streeter H. O Sewell R. L Slife N. A Shatier W. O Soper J. R Toenjes A. G Tuol R. B Wood Clarence Waggoner Frank Chas. B Yousse Ray Zimmerman W. Ci

Taft Favored by Iowa Republicans for 1912 Election

The Stone City Journal argues Republicans must back William Howard Taft for the 1912 presidential race to defend the current administration. It warns that opposing Taft risks Democratic control of the Senate and presidency, urging Iowa delegates to support Taft for renomination. The St. Paul Pioneer Press notes Iowa elected a trust buster to the Senate, likely to stay busy.

William Howard Taft Theodore Roosevelt Taft House of Representatives Senate Jefferson Bryan Iowa St. Paul United States Senate

Iowa Deadlock Breaks With Safe. Des Moines Bargain

Iowa politics move forward as a stalemate ends in Des Moines with a safe resolution. The deal yields favorable terms for Iowa, while key figures navigate the compromise and North and South regions assess the outcome.

St. Louis Globe-Democrat Iowa Young Des Moines

High Grade Farm For Sale Near Mount Vernon and Lisbon

I offer my 450 acre Linn county farm two miles north of Mount Vernon and Lisbon. One of the best farms in the county with two sets of buildings and good improvements. Priced at 200 dollars per acre with one fourth down and balance over ten years at five percent interest. Contact 4213 N Beechley Cedar Rapids.

Mount Vernon Lisbon Linn County N. K. Beechley Cedar Rapids

Want Column Spotlight in The Xpress Ad Pages

Readers are urged to use The Xpress want column to buy or sell items. A small expenditure connects buyers and sellers and promotes quick communication through the classified section.

Bills Bill Rhodes Bill Lehne Monticello

Also Mentioned on This Page

Jacob London Beecher Petit Jurors The Stone City Journal Mrs. George Rettig Perrine C. W. Brown Reliable Perrine’s C. I. Bates Langworthy Minnesota Kansas Colorado Texas J. A. Voorhees Scotch Grove Township Lowell State Bank Henry Nall Perkins, Eclipse and Star Windmills Leroy Clark Clydesdale Prince of Quality G. H. Bohken Avery Threshing H. P W. G. Krause Locher Bros. Music Edison Victor Singer and Wheeler & Wilson James Wilson and Family Main Street Cedar Street W. J. Kiburz N. Jackson Ave Kansas City John Deere Stover Fuller & Johnson Camp Belll Stickney 7 Max Craft Galesburg, Lil W. F. Rohn Monticello, Fa Cross Hardware CO Monticello, Iowa J. W. Doxsee Lovell Klock Laws BE. E. Reed Burrichter’s Drygoods Owa H. M. Remley James Remley Remley & Remley Eagterly Hotel Lincoln Journal Tone Bros Fred Puleston Eilers & Bolton W. E. Daly Actioneer Amber Onslow Pharmacy F. K. Barnes & CO Cholerine Chickazone HK. J. Farley Poultry House Ing Eclipse Lumber Yours Truly J. H. Henry
Search Courier

Search the Monticello Express Today with a Free Trial

We want people to find what they are looking for at NewspaperArchive. We are confident that we have the newspapers that will increase the value of your family history or other historical research. With our 7-day free trial, you can view the documents you find for free.

Not Finding What You Were Looking for on This Page of The Monticello Express?

People find the most success using advanced search. Try plugging in keywords, names, dates, and locations, and get matched with results from the entire collection of newspapers at NewspaperArchive!

Looking Courier

Browse Newspapers

You can also successfully find newspapers by these browse options. Explore our archives on your own!

By Location

By Location

Browse by location and discover newspapers from all across the world.

Browse by Location
By Date

By Date

Browse by date and find publications for a specific day or era.

Browse by Date
By Publication

By Publication

Browse old newspaper publications to find specific newspapers.

Browse by Publication