Happenings of the Day in Brief and Satire
A miscellany of notes and witticisms on current events from weather and science to politics. Topics include a Kosciusko statue in Chicago, new onion remedies, the World’s Fair chorus invite, New York and Texas birthday observances, and debates on liquor, divorce, and beer prices.
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New York
Washington
Texas
Lone Star
Grammar and mail overload mark Fifty-second Congress
Washington report notes the Fifty-second Congress struggles with speech grammar while stenographers edit reports for accuracy. Stacks of daily mail, from seed requests to personal inquiries, test lawmakers from rural districts to city reps, with some receiving up to 250 letters daily.
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House
Washington
Buncombe County
Congress
Solomon
Geissenheimer
New Jersey
Harter
Ohio
O'Donnell
Michigan
Dalzell
Quay
Senate
Huff
Enochs
Lodge
Massachusetts
Wilson
Kentucky
Peel
Arkansas
Pendleton
West Virginia
Houk
Tennessee
Agricultural Department
Meredith
Virginia
Holman
Cure for the grip discussed with Keeley asafetida trial
The article surveys grip mortality and notes high European and domestic death rates. It cites Dr Keeley's asafetida pill claim as a potential specific cure, praising field experience while acknowledging medical opposition and calls for fair trial. It warns against panicked remedies and urges unified effort against the disease.
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Wales
Europe
Dwight
Dr. Keeley
Jfe
Keeley
Marriage as a human fault and resilience
An essay argues that the fault lies with people not marriage itself. It compares marital strain to natural disasters and Eden’s snake, noting selfishness irritability and appetites spoil unions. It questions whether leaving a partner and starting anew would truly improve life.
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SMC
Hephzibah and Polly Austin in a Maine town
The article recalls two notorious figures, Hephzibah and Polly Austin, who traveled with heavy bundles and frightened villagers. Hephzibah confronts a teacher at noon recess, claiming she could run a better school, then joins her sister at the door as they leave. The piece also cites Prof. McGee warning that rising ocean encroachment will engulf Atlantic cities and coastlands, urging retreat and adaptation.
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Hephzibah
Maine
Polly Austin
Ellephzibah
Polly
Hip
Austin
New York
W. J. McGee
Atlantic Seaboard
Sandy Hook
Cape Henry
Mississippi Sound
Parson Chides Jockey Over Doubtful Horse Deal
A clergyman intercedes when a jockey tries to sell a broken wind horse to a gentleman. The jockey bristles, but the parson retorts that if he had attended church last Sunday he would have heard his sermon. The exchange ends with the parson noting his pride in prison.
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Jocky
Royal Heiress Victoria Kaiulani Captures American Hearts
The Princess Victoria Kaiulani, heir presumptive to the Hawaiian throne, is a bright 16 year old praised by Harrowden Tall schoolmates. She attracts teachers with her charm and, though popular at Wellesley College, remains unaware of her future greatness, a trait many American girls find fascinating about royal titles.
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Victoria Kaiulani
Harrowden Tall
Wellesley College
New York Sun
Two Pat Remarks Show Wit Across Continents
An Irishman cries out as his excited horse traps his hind leg in the stirrup, and a townswoman unfamiliar with Pat’s quip declares she will jump out if danger arises. The anecdotes suggest Hibernia and American wit travel in parallel grooves across cultures.
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Pat
Upper
Delaware
Hibernia
America
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