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Newspaper
Mitchell Capital
Location
Mitchell, South Dakota, United States of America
Date
Mar 02, 1888
Page
3
A garbled sequence of letters and words appears to juxtapose names and phrases, hinting at a cryptic or corrupted source text without a clear incident or event to anchor a fuller news item.
The New York Mail and Express profiles a degraded class of dockside thieves known as wharf rats. Led by Buckshot Taylor, these divers steal rope, lead from cargo, and sugar from barrels, trading loot to junkers under the piers while evading harbor police. Many live in rowboats by night and seek shelter on wharves by day, facing danger and poverty in a harsh coastal underworld.
A California boy, son of Niel O'Brien near Gilroy Valley, was bitten four times when a tarantula hid in his undershirt. His father killed a turkey, used its entrails and whiskey as a rapid treatment, then drove him to a doctor. the boy recovered and returned to school.
Public chatter from Jacksonville jokes about missing winter gear as a wife searches for a bearskin overcoat buffalo robe chest protector arctics and a nose muff. The couple scurries around the house with a quip about attending a tropical fruit and flower show.
A judge remarks that while the man may admire fashionable sofas, it would require a circus actor to lie down on one, highlighting skeptical humor about luxury items.
A Dakota real estate agent is accused of re selling a lot to an eastern speculator after a $50 purchase, with the buyer learning the deed shows a $500 price. The tale hinges on snow depth masking ownership and jokes about melting land as a remedy.
In Brooklyn Eagle for Thursday night a letter from Burdette describes a social invitation to Mr. Buskin and Miss Rachel with a promise of a small amateur tragedy. He reveals his father recently died in the street and says he may miss the event to tend his dying mother, pleading to be spared disappointment.
The One Thing Needful notes a patent application for a cigar selling device that drops a Havana and exposes a match when a nickel is inserted. The patent office won t grant until the inventor adds a mechanism to grab the nickel cigar and carry it off to smoke it in the woods.
A fragmentary exchange shows a newspaper advertiser and rival discussing circulars and a found letter pile at the post office. Bobby and Clara relay a telephone call with Mr. Featherly, noting it was the pleasantest call she ever had.
A hotel guest tells a clerk he recognizes a man who just left, but cannot name him. The clerk confirms the man is Smith, an official at Auburn prison, and charges the guest a $4 bill.
A brief exchange in a New York Sun mock dialogue shows a Boston young lady reacting to a convict reading Ouida. The scene highlights a clash of propriety and literary taste within a penitentiary setting.
A collage of jokes and wordplay from early 20th century papers includes a Chicago wife quip about coal and shoes unseen by darkness, a portrait request with a comical background preference, barbed praise for a yacht named the Volunteer, and a tongue in cheek note on a swimmer tile adjusted to style.
A humorous column imagines a future where invitations request a formal regret note. It mocks autograph regrets with letters from presidents poets and artists, and envisions guests trading notes like stationery while lampooning social excess and etiquette.
An English physician studying centenarians attributes success to a clear family history, a sturdy medium build, sparing habits, robust health, good digestion, steady exertion, sound sleep, placid temperament, and sharp intellect. He notes minimal alcohol or animal food use and urges aspirants to fit themselves with these traits.
The piece argues nervous headache mainly afflicts indoor workers like shop assistants and seamstresses, not outdoor laborers. It lists causes from overwork and cramped study to fashionable life, and suggests remedies such as standing desks, outdoor work, open bedrooms, baths, and temperate meals, with examples of related anecdotes and a note on celluloid ship sheathing and a wire lath construction at a Manchester exhibit.
A caption-like exchange shows Deacon Hadden remarking on a mournful portrait, and a judge insisting the photo is for his son Jacob who is jailed for horse stealing. The scene underscores local concerns over family and justice.
Two Irishmen debate rail passes in a saloon chat. One boasts ten years on all the exes railroad and demands an annual pass. The other replies that a semi annual pass is the proper entitlement. Texas Siftinga notes the humorous exchange.
Fragmentary lines mention Mrs Snavely of Birmingham and real estate speculation with casual banter about a group dip and Tid Bits segment. context unclear but suggests a social note or overheard exchange.
A long list of public officers, city officials, school board members, county officers, and assessors. It includes the judiciary in Yankton and district details, and a roster of local Masonic and veterans groups with meeting times and locations. Church services for St Mary's, Presbyterian, Methodist, Baptist, Congregational, Calvary, German Congregational, and others are listed with pastors and service times.
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