After the Ball by W Savin Clarke
A poem about a woman who enjoys a fleeting triumph at a ball and realizes love may prove unreliable. The speaker questions chastity and fidelity, contrasting courtship with a final moral about amorous vanity and the limits of romantic promise.
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Vila Postin
Housecleaning becomes a marital test in Maple Street
Mrs. Mason confronts her daughter Helen to sweep away domestic neglect while Helen pleads for a reasonable approach. Mae and cousin Mary observe, guiding Helen to press her case without scolding. Mac minors fears, but a public verdict prompts a pivot toward shared housekeeping norms.
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Helen
Mrs. Mason
Mae
Keemerdl
Momma
Mac
Sam
Waterbury
Mamma
Maple Street
Mary
New England
Trauey
Porc
Be Ye Ready And The New Testament View Of Death
Beecher urges readiness as death comes suddenly and often. He contrasts Old Testament death as harvest imagery with New Testament hope asleep in Jesus, urging lifetime purity of heart over mere outward religion and condemning empty church entertainments.
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China
Jesus
Friday’s Unlucky Day Myth and New Zeiss Lenses
The text scorns Friday superstition citing a string of historic events tied to Fridays and notes Dr. Carl Zeiss of Jena improving microscopic objective lenses with new glass delivering clearer images and higher resolving power. It ends with a maxim on personal duties at home.
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Columbus
America
Plymouth
George Withington
Gunker Hill
Saratoga
Cornwallis
Yorktown
Carl Zeiss
Jena
Convent discipline and epicurean satire clash in a chaotic column
A sprawling Chicago News piece surveys harsh convent punishments in Mexico and grim medieval discipline, then pivots to a sprawling ramble on dieting and cooking. It riffs on Faulkner and Morse and jokes about epicures, oysters, and regional tastes across history.
Curious Timepieces and Clock Lore Across Ages
A survey of horological curiosities features a transparent rock crystal watch from Paris 1839 with sapphire escapement and ruby axles, plus a one wheel clock from the last century. Other items include a 1649 musical clock in Wisconsin, a Salt Lake canary timepiece, a Lexingon 1774 clock tied to Lexington and a tambourine clock with magnetic butterflies.
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Academy of Sciences
Paris
Geneva
Society of Arts
National Institute
Marietta
Wis
William Penn
Salt Lake
Carlisle
Mass
Lexington
London
Houses of Parliament
Westminster
New York Observer
Lungs Measured in Dime Museum Booth
In a dime museum a man hurls a blow into a lung testing device as patrons pay a penny or cigar to test their lungs. Granger boasts a five year job blowing dinner horns in a deer and dumb asylum, while a fakir complains the machine is being overworked. CrEDULITY is an instrument on which sharpers play.
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Cain
Abel
Nero
Commodus
Vitellius
Napoleon
Britannia
John Bull
Russias
Great Britain
Ireland
India
Athens
Linnaeus
Joseph Banks
Sumatra
Francis I
Church of St. Sulpice
Paris
Swift
Sheridan
Butler
Dyer
Chicago News
Granger
Fakir
Kentry
Kosciusko Murphy
Yiilt
Murphy
Humorous Clippings From A Miscellany Page
A collage of jokes and anecdotes from various sources, including a mock debate on ships and pronouns, quips about politics and tea farming, boyhood classroom lines, and light satire. Notable items reference a Western tragedian, London Punch jests, and a toothache tale from Kosciusko Murphy.
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Hho
Lily
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Quila
Dove
Mace
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Rev
Henry Ward Beecher
Theo
Indianapolis Journal
Church Shores
Church of God
Heaven
Chicago
Walnuut Grove
Michigan
Prairie Avenue
God Almighty
Dells
Faulkner
Sam Morse
England
Morse
Cincinnati Enquirer
Congress
Capitol
Montana
Dakota
Idaho
Kentucky
Benjamin Franklin
Estelline Bell
J Asyl
Veras Siftings
Tay
Tur
Suza
Macon Telegraph
South Carolina
Judas
Newman Independent
Ben
Chicago Ledger
Joannie
Johnnie
Somerville Journal
Catapult
Queerens
Rockies
Yonkers Gazette
Peter
Heaven's Gate
Angel
Detroit Free Press
Ceylon
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London Telegraph
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