Let the Old Church Stand Forever in Memory
A speaker recalls a fifty year old church, urging brethren to preserve the aging church building. He laments thinning lime and weathered pews, recalls beloved hymns and past congregations, and pleads that the old sanctuary remain rather than be replaced with a new grand edifice.
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Evry
Wil
Hete
His Blunder Leads to Vivid Metropolisville Matrimony
John Kelly the druggist escapes a legal scrape by fleeing to Metropolisville where his counterfeit remedies and a forged courtship letter end in exposure. Miss Winnie Wolfort seeks a wealthy match, but discovers a red haired Merriweather as the intended groom. Lawyer Jones uncovers the forgery, Kelly pays for peace, and Merriweather marries Miss Wolfort after a comic chase to the parson.
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Kelly
Butternut Ridge
Metropolisville
Mothe
Hannal
John Merriweather
Winnie Wolfort
Miss Wolfort
Woolly West
Mr. Merriweather
John Merriwether
Tail
Treckon
Merriweather
Joshua
William Henry
Bill
Jones
Angel of Peace
John
Abbey Lodge Drunken Confession Ends With Midnight Cab
Four men in the Abbey debate what to do with a intoxicated fifth. One volunteers to call his wife to warn her he will not be home. A heated exchange ensues over whether to hide him or send him home, with suggestions to pour water on his head and shout fire in his ear.
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John Kelly
Metropolisville
Chicago
Boiler Avenue
Eagle Drug Store
Butternut Ridge
Lagrippe
Telly
Jive
Corporation
Myr. Gillhooly
Young Ladies’ Seminary
Kelly
Gillhooly
Smythe
Inger
Shifter
Paris
London Telegraph
Marquis de Mores
Judge d'Instruction
England
American Republic
Angel of the Records
Lober Colyer
North American Review
Giant clam of Northern Australia feared trap and feast
The giant clam, the largest bivalve, hides in reefs with a blue green mantle. Reports by Mr. Denton of the United States Fish Commission note clams with 40 to 50 pounds of meat and individuals around 300 pounds. Its shell can crush a man’s foot. natives stab it to harvest meat, avoiding shell damage. This curious piece appears in a Baltimore Sun feature with a mused aside.
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Australia
Mr. Denton
United States Fish Commission
Denton
Baltimore Sun
Remembering Trish Mary and a reforming chief of police
The piece recounts Geo W Peck, former La Crosse police chief, recalling his first arrest of Trish Mary. He describes kindness over force, arranging a public-spirited reform that led Mary to quit drinking. The narrative shifts to other anecdotes about telephonelike hoaxes, theater fashion, alpine coasting, and Dr Collyer’s American experience.
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la Crosse
Geo. W. Peck
Trish Mary
Mary
Tam
Ike
O. B. Green
Chicago
Ireland
Lia Crosse
How a Charge of Shot Travels
Experiments in instantaneous photography show shot from a gun spread comet like and string out behind the first as they travel. A charge reaching forty yards will still have the last shot ten yards behind, even with a cylinder gun. Ducks are hit as the leaden hail overtakes them, with only about five percent arriving simultaneously.
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Leslie
Higher Education and Marriage Foreseeable Trade Off
A Saint Paul Globe report on a Twilight Club discussion among young women about pursuing a college or university course. Debaters weighed whether advanced study reduces marriage rates, citing New England and New York data. Some argued for self reliance and career fit, others upheld marriage as ideal, noting higher education might dampen domestic appeal.
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Saint Paul Dail Globe
New England
Rees
Befors
New York
Wome
Og Joy
He Proposes Amidst Fearful Timing Say Yes
An exchange shows Birdie McGinnis proposing with Esmerelda Longeoffin replying yes though fear unsettles her. The scene captures nerves as she admits heart palpitations and the momentary confusion near an interruption.
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Birdie McGinnis
Esmerelda Longeoffin
Eloquent Epitaph Sparks Mourning Wit and Tombstone Talk
A fragment from a death notice or epitaph discussion notes a widow seeking a tomb inscription for her husband. It hints he was a card player and jokes about waiting for the last trump, with other terse comments on humility and contentment. The text mentions East Bradford Pennsylvania and Asheville North Carolina in garbled youth.
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Philadelphia Press
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New York Weekly
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