Architect Creates Ultra Compact One Room Living Space
A New York Mail and Express report describes an architect who designs and builds a single large room with hidden compartments. The 20 by 10 foot wall hides a closet, shoe drawer, bed, dresser, wash area, dining table, library shelves, and multiple secret seats with storage. The result is a fully furnished efficient living area for one person.
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New York Mail and Express
Solid Hydrogen and the Third State of Matter
The article explains how liquid hydrogen enables solidification of most gases, except helium, and notes Dewar’s work at the Royal Institution. It describes solid hydrogen at 436 degrees below zero and how air can freeze upon contact with hydrogen vapor, forming a snowlike fall into the vessel.
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James Dewar
Dewar
Royal Institution
London
Wall Paper Worth of Fortune in Albany Residence
A wall in an Albany house is adorned with rare revenue stamps wallpaper valued at over 200000 dollars. The wall covering costs about 50 dollars per square inch and comprises stamps catalogued at 150 dollars each, selling for 100 dollars per copy. A local stamp dealer confirms the story.
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Albany
N. Y
Boston Herald
Extinction Threat Drives Alligator Trade Down in South
The Alligator reports that demand for alligator skin purses and bags has driven the animal toward extinction in southern states within ten years. A New Orleans trade house is credited with selling about half a million skins annually, making large alligators scarce for northern zoos and ending alligator shooting as a sport.
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America
New Orleans
Zoological Gardens
A Caustic Reply From Brunetiere
French critic M. Brunetiere responds to symposium questions on German influence with a sharp rebuke. He says he is not a slot machine for others to dispense opinions and that he admires machines but will not be treated as one. He urges others to seek their pennyworth elsewhere.
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Brunetiere
Germany
M. Brunetiere
Shakespeare
Bismarck
Two Sided Nasal Lung Breathing by Dr. Jonas
Dr. Eugen Jonas promotes a breathing training method that enables independent breathing through either nostril. He claims the technique helps prevent lung complaints and benefits overall health, arguing that breathing through one nostril is as easy as through both and should be within everyone's ability.
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Eugen Jonas
A Simple Way to Judge a River's Width by Sight
A Detroit Free Press note explains measuring a river’s breadth using the eyes and a hat brim. Stand at the water edge, align the brim with the opposite bank, then rotate to mark where the brim meets level ground. The distance from your position to that mark equals the river’s width within a few feet.
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Detroit Free Press
Child’s Ice Cream Craving Exposes Family Secret
A Philadelphia Record anecdote recalls a six year old girl who calls guests a chatterbox and breaks a family secret. After a warning to stay quiet at meals she breaks into tears begging for more ice cream as she blurts out a private family matter.
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Philadelphia Record
Nutritive Limits of Oysters Oppose Common Belief
A nutrition note argues oysters lack key fattening and muscle building nutrients found in beans rice or potatoes. While oysters are pale and digestible for weak stomachs, they do not supply adipose tissue or overall bodily vitality and should not be an exclusive diet.
Rossini Forgot Names Memorable Pep Talk
A light anecdote explains Rossini's poor memory for names. He meets an English bishop and begins with Mr. but stalls until whistling the bishop’s own tune, When the Wind Blows, which the composer recognizes as his own glee and nickname.
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Rossini
Bishop
Mozart
Optical Illusion Lets Sign Makers Win Court Case
A firm sued in an English court over a sign price defended the claim by arguing the letter o was smaller than others. Measurements showed the o was a sixteenth of an inch larger, accounting for an optical illusion that the digit nine appears smaller. Judgment for the signmakers.
They Were At A Picnic In A Democratic Fashion
The Chicago Post notes the danger of pushing an argument to its end. At a picnic a woman jokes about fingers before forks and people before clothes. He concedes the idea, while she reaches for a fork in light humor.
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Chicago Post
Hoped He Might Improve
A Washington Times dialogue captures a wife and husband reflecting on marriage. He accuses himself as an idiot, she accepts the situation, noting she married him hoping he would improve with time.
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Mary
Tom
Washington Times
Judge hears vagrancy case amid Jubilee remark
In court the defendant cites repeated arrests for vagrancy and suggests a Jubilee event as mitigating context for the case. The exchange reveals defense framing while the judge considers relevant mitigating factors.
Author What did you do with that article of mine on the American forests
A witty exchange from the Baltimore American features a man accused of cutting down the forests article, with a reporter replying in jest. The brief quip highlights concerns over forest coverage and media attention.
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Baltimore American
Humor of the Hour: Proofreader in Dairy Ad Debacle
A irate businessman scolds the Morning Reveille for misprinting his dairy butter ad. He claims the line should read a fresh in voice of dairy butter every day but the paper printed a comically altered version “A fresh invoice of hairy butter ev ery day.”
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Lippincott’s
A Bad Break in a Dinner Scene
In a Baltimore News excerpt, a man called Mary remarks on a steak as he belts out a paradoxical compliment claiming the meal is tender and delicious after accusing it of being tough and cold, but Mary flees the scene.
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Baltimore News
Senator Sorgum on public favors and genius
The Washington Star quotes Senator Sorgum defending his actions as morally satisfying, arguing that society neglects men of genius and heroes whose sacrifices go unacknowledged. He questions public virtue and asserts personal vindication through pushing back against public advantages.
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Senator Sorghum
Washington Star
Trolley Conductor Tells Patrons Where to Get Off
A Yonkers reader reports a trolley conductor told a passenger where to disembark. The exchange highlights perceived honesty issues with conductors.
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Yonkers Statesman
Clerk Retains Job After Heated Exchange
A clerk is told by a supervisor to rescind an insult. The employer agrees to retract the remark and the clerk remains employed. The incident ends with the clerk staying on the job.
Out and out hard luck in Burroughs debt call
Hicks laments missing five dollars owed by Burroughs while away from the Office. Wicks notes the misfortune as Hicks explains he would have earned the fiver if present. The Philadelphia Press report captures a brief quarrel over a small debt.
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Hicks
Wicks
Burroughs
Philadelphia Press
Riding Lessons Continue Amid Humble Setbacks
A clumsy rider confesses fear of ever mastering the saddle while the riding master encourages persistence. The exchange reflects daily struggle and determination in the pursuit of skill, a moment captured by the Catholic Standard and Times.
Humorous prove of identity by modern press
The excerpt showcases satirical dialogue on gender and marriage norms. It mingles phrases about being born a man and remedies from doctors, set in a jokey tone across Chicago and Baltimore papers. It uses sharp quips about Miss Scavengellough and a poodle ending with a mock tender moment.
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Baltimore News
Why doesn’t that lady use smokeless powder
A witty exchange from a humor page mentioning Mrs Cosmetic with a flour-dusted nose and a joke about smokeless powder. It cites a quote from New Yorker and a brief satire note from Yonkers Herald about a youth dreaming of becoming an airship man.
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Little Willie
Miss Marmaduke
Yonkers
Then and Now Poem Reflects Writers’ Fates
The piece contrasts ancient writers who died in garrets yet live in song with modern writers who rush to fame and die quickly. It notes bailiffs, bills, and a world moving by automobile, ending with a sharp critique from the Atlanta Constitution about lost humanity in rapid modern life.
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Atlanta Constitution
Christmas observances light up Mitchell churches
Mitchell churches prepare special Christmas programs. Holy Family Church holds midnight High Mass with Nativity sermon by Dean Shea and a 10 30 a m mass with a full choir under Grace Goodykoontz. Other churches feature cantatas, Christmas trees, dolls, and Santa Claus with varied local pastors inviting attendance.
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Holy Family Church
Dean Shea
Grace Goodykoontz
Cora Boice-Crow
Adeste Fidelis Fcvti GS
Hammeral Credobsciceweseessasen
Hammerel
Agnes Dei
Hammerel Q
Salutaris Hostia
Weigand Tantum
Rosewig
Presbyterian Church
Santa Claus
Baptist Church
Broadbent
Republican
Youngman
Methodist
Mitchell
Methodist Church
Congregational Church
Ingenious Identification by Sir Hiram Maxim Tale
English papers recount Sir Hiram Maxim and Lady Maxim solving a hotel bill dispute at a southern resort. The landlord doubted the signer, but Lady Maxim invited him to the pier to view a penny slot living picture of Maxim firing a gun before the shah of Persia, settling the matter.
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Sir Hiram Maxim
Lady Maxim
Sir Hiram
Maxim
Persia
Negro Lawyer Advertises In West Virginia Paper
A black attorney named James Knox Smith places an ad declaring passion for defending the poor and the innocent with a claim of prompt, secured fees. He urges readers to seek him early as counselor, citing biblical exhortations about truth and advocacy.
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James Knox Smith
West Virginia
Farmer’s view of Bates Bowdoin game sparks humor
A Bowdoinham farmer, watching the Bates Bowdoin match in Brunswick, jokes that a field turned soft with twenty hogs and a sack of corn explains football to a farmer. The remark appears in the Hartford Courant.
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Bowdoinham
Brunswick
Hartford Courant
Memorial tablet for Thomas Henry Huxley unveiled in Ealing library
A public library in Ealing unveiled an artistic memorial tablet dedicated to Thomas Henry Huxley, born in Ealing. The plaque lists his name birth and death dates and his famous epigram to learn something about everything and everything about something.
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Thomas Henry Huxley
Ealing
Ad Claims Floods Sarsaparilla and Hood's Tonic
An old advertisement extols Flood's Sarsaparilla as a universal remedy for scrofula skin conditions digestive issues and debility. It claims the product purges humors and builds the body while “Fiend's Pills” are marketed as a non-irritating cathartic to accompany Hood's Sarsaparilla.
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Flood
Hood
Ancient Bristol Silver Penny Unearthed During Water Main Works
A silver penny minted at Bristol in Edward I’s reign was unearthed in Bristol during excavations for a new water main. A separate superstition notes that a cat scratching predicts farm animal deaths and a cat washing foresees rain.
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Bristol
Edward I
Rent for storeroom near Herald Square to fund rail ticket office
A storeroom 26 feet by 110 feet, a block from Herald Square in New York City, will begin rental May 1, 1903. For three years the railroad will pay $37,000 annually. Architects plan to transform the space into what is claimed to be the finest ticket office in the United States.
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Herald Square
New York City
United States
Tablet Unveiled Marking 1763 Niagara Gorge Massacre
A tablet was unveiled at Devil's Hole in the Niagara Gorge to mark the site of the Sept. 14 1763 massacre of a large force of British soldiers by Seneca Indians.
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Devil’s Hole
Niagara Gorge
Chance for Girl Bachelors
It is hard enough to be a good minister but to be a minister's wife you must not have too much tongue and must love your husband and his work. A Rev W Gehman speaker says you must not be jealous worldly lazy or tidy or untidy must be economical handy love children a good housekeeper vocalist and evangelist Engagements are ready for girls answering the description.
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W. Gehman
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