Lady and a Cork in a Bottled Conundrum
A genial man seeks an empty bottle from a chemist to mix a solution. He offers a penny for the bottle, and the clerk offers the contents free. The exchange ends with a joke about corking the bottle and a quip about medicines and their aimed destinations inside the body.
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Rose Colored Statement by Jane Addams at Luncheon
Jane Addams of Hall House speaks to the Chicago Civic Club, urging action beyond rosy phrases. A nearby remark recounts a trial where a man’s brother killed someone. the speaker notes a month in jail and hints at harsher punishment to come.
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Humorous Echoes From A Charity Dinner Tale
A tale from a backslums guest at a charity dinner ends with Tommy admitting he cannot sing and will outperform others in pranks. The anecdote follows playful quips about public figure figures and a wedding toast where the groom jokes about being unprepared for speech making.
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Health for Baby Comfort for Mother
An advertisement touts Baby's Own Tablets as the cure for stomach and bowel troubles worm removal and teething ease. Mrs H Lavoie vouched for perfect results for indigestion and constipation in children and praised the product. Sold by dealers or 25 cents a box by The De Williams' Medicine Co Brockville Ontario.
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de. Williams’ Medicine Co
Brockville
Ont
Minard Liniment Relieves Neuralgia in New York Note
The item notes Dr C H Parkhurst lamenting frequent American divorces over a linner in New York and jokes about a new obituary style in papers. It mentions Peter H a broker losing his wife last Wednesday and the absence of flowers. It also advertises Parmalee's Vegetable Pills for dysentery and dyspepsia.
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C. H. Parkhurst
Linner
New York
Peter H
Washington Star
Cure for Rheumatism Tied to Kidney Health by Dur ham Brown Case
Brantford Ontario report claims rheumatism stems from diseased kidneys and that Wood's Kidney Pills cure both. Durham Brown says his backache and kidney disease improved after a few boxes and fully cured after six. The piece asserts uric acid in blood is the cause and pills restore kidney function.
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Matssu
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Woman's Charms Skin Hair Health Advertising
An advertisement extols Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment for preserving and beautifying the skin hands and hair, cleansing irritations, and preventing chronic conditions. It claims swift relief for eczema rashes and inflammations when other remedies fail. A jokey exchange about cost follows with fictional characters.
Lady in Windsor Offers Home Cure for Women Ailments
An advertisement from Windsor Ontario promotes a home treatment for female health issues including leucorrhea ulceration womb disorders and menopausal symptoms. The offer includes a free instructional booklet and a plan costing about 12 cents weekly, with Mrs. M Summers as the contact and Box H 77 Windsor.
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M. Summers
Windsor
Ont
Minard's Liniment Promises Burns Healers
A fragmentary exchange suggests early medical cures and lodging concerns. Two speakers discuss remedies and possible eviction fears as a portmanteau is locked and contents remain unseen. The dialogue hints at domestic tensions and improvised medical claims.
Playhouse quip on Shakespeare chestnut of a long remembered line
A theater crowd jokes that a Shakespeare play feels familiar and overused. They complain the lines sound remembered from boyhood. The banter highlights the enduring fame and fatigue of the renowned playwright.
Piles Cured In 6 To 14 Days By PazO Ointment
Promotional claim asserts Pazo Ointment cures itching bleeding and protruding piles within six to fourteen days with money back guarantee. Includes filler quotes and jokes from a Chicago Daily News page.
Remedy for coughs and bronchial trouble from pine oil mix
A recipe touts a follower mixture as an excellent cure for coughs and bronchial troubles. It calls for glycerine Virgin oil of pine compound pure and whiskey mixed in a large bottle and sold in drug stores. The Virgin Oil of Pine is said to be prepared only by Lesah Chemical Co Cincinnati.
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Lesah Chemical Co
Cincinnati
Word the conductor in a playful electric study
A New York Tribune excerpt shows a boy on an omnibus asking a conductor if he is a conductor. The official names himself Word, but the bow remarks that nowl is a nonconductor, reflecting a playful pun in an era of electric study fascination.
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New York Tribune
Agents Wanted for Scrap and Bottles Delights
Winnipeg broker seeks buyers to deliver scrap copper and brass old iron and rubber items to 396 Princess Street. Also wants crown lager bottles pint and whiskey bottles. Immediate payment offered for agreed upon quantities.
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Shragge
Princess St
Winnipeg
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