Rare steak banter and a dysentery cordial quip
A chatty exchange about steak doneness leads to a joke about rare meat. The Chicago Tribune notes spring and summer bring internal ailments like dysentery and promotes Dr J D Kellogg's Dysentery Cordial as a standard remedy. A Washington Star quip recalls a statesman needing famous names for applause.
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J. D. Kellogg
Minards Liniment Mentioned By Doctors In 1900s Note
Detroit Free Press columns recount physicians referencing Minard's liniment with aging patient remarks. A reader quotes social chatter about reluctance to attend an opening game if the weather fails to improve.
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Detroit Free Press
Dr Chase's Nerve Food説
Nerves suffer overtime with symptoms like insomnia headaches poor digestion irritability and weak memory. Cites Dr Chase's Nerve Food as a restorative that builds red blood and rebuilds nerve cells. Prevention urged with purchase details: 50 cents per box or six for $2.50 from Edmanson Bates & Co. Toronto.
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DR. Chase
Edmanson, Bates & Co
Toronto
Hidden riches in small inventions spark fortunes
The article surveys little-known inventions that yielded vast fortunes, from the tin rattle and returning ball to the flying top and Dancing Jim Crow. It cites boot laces, roller skates, metal shoe plates, and Henry Corts pudling innovations, noting great wealth, public ingratitude, and long-term industry impact.
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H. A. Snipp
Harvey Kennedy
Plimpton
Jongridge
Longridge
Ordnance Department
Woolwich
Henry Cort
Gosport
Cort
Great Britain
Beastly Funky Motto Of General Sir Ian Hamilton
General Sir Ian Hamilton, praised for his welfare of troops, once described action with the curt phrase Beastly funky. The veteran commander, noted for signing the pledge and trusting his men, has served globally including inspections in Egypt.
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Sir Ian Hamilton
Lord Roberts
Tommy
Sir Ian
Egypt
Bill to teach infant care in British schools
Dr Addison proposes a bill in the House of Commons to require public elementary schools to teach girls about infant care and feeding. He cites 120,000 yearly deaths of one-year-olds in England and says one third are preventable due to maternal ignorance and poor sanitation.
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House of Commons
Addison
Hoxton
Eng
England
CURED HER KIDNEYS AND RELIEF FROM RHEUMATISM
Mrs. John Pettigrew of Central Ecology Nova Scotia reports dramatic recovery from rheumatism after two boxes of Gin Pills. The ad joins other claims for Parmelee's Vegetable Pills as a digestive cure and a joke about a talking parrot from a women's club.
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John Pettigrew
National Drug &Chemical Co
Dept. NY
Toronto
Parmelee
Fragmented 19th Century Ads and Jokes Blend
A collage of product pitches and cartoon quips appears. It touts Hall s Catarrh Cure with testimonials from Toledo druggists and relatives, plus a Hoax about Hall s pills and a caution on blood poisoning. The Washington Star quotes mix with a musical joke about an aria and a grandfather drummer.
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Cheney &O
Toledo
F. J. Cheney
Bo Yee
Aldi Kinnan
Marvin
Wholeasic Druggists
Hall
Nervous Diseases in the Spring
Spring brings a rise in nervous disorders and related ailments. Dr Williams Pink Pills claim to strengthen blood and nerves, address headaches, limb weakness, loss of appetite, tremors, and skin troubles by boosting red blood cells, with sales through dealers or mail order from The Dr Williams Medicine Co. Brickville Ontario.
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St. Vitus
Williams
Dr. Williams’ Medicine Co
Brickville
Ont
Minister's Wife Seeks Sleep Hint In Church Sermons
A humorous quip features Mrs Muggins claiming severe insomnia and her husband Mr Muggins suggesting she attend church to hear his sermons as a cure. The exchange captures light domestic wit.
Minard's Liniment Ledger Quips on a Suitor
A humorous excerpt from Puck notes a lumberman’s friend quipping about a nephew’s marriage. The jab highlights a curly blond groom who mostly critiques and ends up marrying a female baseball player, reflecting comic wordplay on eccentric lines.
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Puck
Wills That Bewilder Readers With Peculiar Bequests
A British Charity Commission report highlights odd wills, including £25,000 for relief of suffering with no hospital or church beneficiaries, a manuscript Bible translation bequest to a Scottish university, and a widow weight‑in gold grant. Other quirks include a burial fund prank, a brass coin tribute to a wife, and a patriotic drumhead memorial that lasted five years.
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British Charity Commissioners
Zachary Boyd
Earl of Stafford
Notable Memoir Fragments From Smalley and Burgoyne
Excerpt recounts George W. Smalley tale of King Edward as Prince of Wales and Duke of Devonshire at Hamburg with a quip about champagne and self restraint. It also profiles Alan Burgoyne MP, praised for travels from Manchuria to Mexico, prison stay as a spy, mountain climbs, cannibal interviews, and wartime stories.
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George W. Smalley
Edward
Duke of Devonshire
Prince of Wales
Marquis of
Hartington
Hamburg
M.P
Alan H. Burgoyne
North Kensington
House of Commons
Manchuria
Pekin
Port Arthur
China
Fujiyama
New Guinea
Siam
Ceylon
Mexico
Raisuli
Queensland Bananas Boost Growers Revenue Amid Rising Exports
Queensland banana growers report weekly shipments increasing from 3,000 to 8,000 bunches as prices rise. A northern farmer earned about 10,000 dollars from ten acres, selling 4,000 cases at 2.50 a case, exceeding total costs. Exports likely reach 15,000 bunches as fruit matures over six weeks.
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Australia
Queensland
Dark rooms and the call to adapt in a social debate
A sociologist laments the poor living in dark rooms while a philanthropist urges adaptation and photography. The piece cites Mother Graves Worm Exterminator to combat parasites in children. A critic questions a deaf mute ball game, while a man who loves strife defends field glasses to hear umpire disputes.
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Pucek
Washington
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