License renewal joke in absent-minded professor style
A self deprecating joke about a driver license renewal where the form asks about feeble mindedness. The narrator claims he answered yes to being judged feeble minded and by whom, joking his wife and three daughters. He later receives the license, implying the humor was believed.
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Christian Science Monitor
British and Irish qualifiers named for Carling World Golf Championship
The 12 GB and Ireland players were chosen after summer qualifiers for the Carling World Golf Championship at Oakland Hills Golf Club near Detroit August 27 to 30. The field includes Peter Allis, Bernard Hunt, and Guy Wolstenholme among others, with Bobby Nichols and Arnold Palmer also entering for the United States. Canadian pros and amateur Nick Weslock are listed, with Weslock highlighted as a dark horse.
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Peter Allis
Peter Butler
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Brian Huggett
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Christie O'Connor
John Panton
Lionel Platts
Harry Weetman
George Will
Guy Wolstenholme
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Jack Nicklaus
Canada
al Balding
George Knudson
Alvie Thompson
Moe Norman
Frank Whibley
William Homennik
Bill Wright, Jr
Nick Weslock
Weslock
Oakland Hills
Julius Boros
Greensboro
Mason Rudolph
New Orleans
al Besselink
Canadian QUIZ Quick Facts and Answers
The quiz notes Canada’s first female senator Mrs. Cairine Wilson appointed in 1930. The senior civil servant in a department is the Deputy Minister. The tallest building is the 43 storey Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce Building in Montreal. Net revenue and operating costs for the postal service last year were 199 million and 208 million respectively. International unions claim 1,032,000 Canadian members.
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Ees
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Azalea Open low scorer and Brown notch first tour win
The report highlights a low scorer at the Azalea Open and Pete Brown, a rising Negro star, who earned his first PGA Tour victory at the Waco Turner Open.
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Vermouth Defined as White Wine Based Alcoholic Drink
Vermouth is an alcoholic beverage whose base is white wine. It carries added herbs spices and fortification to create its distinct flavor profile.
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