The Troubles of Age in a Humble Verse
A reflective elderly speaker, perhaps eighty three, laments aging’s burdens and loss of vigor. He recalls hunting, exploration, and youth, now replaced by aches, frailty, and fading memory as he reads and watches nature. The poem ends with a return to Mother Goose.
I Was Not Dead My Return From Death Bed
A Virginia hotel tale describes a woman pronounced dead by a physician and later revived in a coffin. Her husband mother and children mourn, then the nurse and relatives aid a miraculous restoration after fresh sensations and a light from above revive her, returning to life three weeks later.
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Virginia
New York
Philadelphia
Baltimore
Washington
Greenbrier County
Mamma
Ada
Edgar
Papa
Henry
Tyou
Mary
Heavenly Father
Tantalus
Hartshorn
A Schoolboy Financier
A boy quarrels with his teacher over a desk damaged by his knife. His father offers a dollar to avoid punishment, then proposes escalating discipline if repeat incidents occur. The story ends with the boy’s reflection and a future preference for heavier fines.
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Mercy
Willie
Taylor
Wonderful Automatons and a London Pawn Broker Tale
Danbury Connecticut hosts three tiny automatic screw machines turning out minute watch screws at record speed. Each unit makes five thousand screws daily with precise near invisible threads. The piece also recalls a London pawn broker awakened at 1 a.m. by a street customer asking for the time to reclaim a lost watch.
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Danbury
Conn
A Tale of Princes and Naval Lessons From Royal Spite
A prince, later Duke of Clarence, endures naval roughing amid mockery from a midshipman Cadman who later becomes a trusted shipmate. The tale contrasts royal entitlement with hard earned skill and notes Cadman’s ascent to lieutenant and epaulette.
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Prince William Ibenry
Duke — of Clarence
William Itv
George Til
Duke of Cumberland
George Iit
England
Keppel
Cumberland
William Henry
Ile
Cadman
Prince William
Duke of Clarence
Cadmun
West Indies
The Best Rule For Good Looks
A compact saying advises that true beauty comes from maintaining happiness and nurturing a kind disposition. It emphasizes inner attitude as the foundation of outward charm.
Nebraska sheriff chases Chicago broker for town revival
A Nebraska sheriff traveling from Omaha talked with a New Yorker and revealed he was pursuing a broker. The broker allegedly helped a fast growing Nebraska town hire a Chicago expert, who set up shop, showed quotes, and earned about $20,000 in six weeks. The sheriff wants to learn how.
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Nebraska
Omaha
Chicago
Dying of Thirst and a Dry Trout Stream Tale
A Kentucky colonel recounts enduring extreme thirst during a three day fishing trip. He was found unconscious beside a trout stream that was not dry, provoking a joke about why he could not be thirsty when water was nearby. The exchange highlights stubborn humor about thirst and perception.
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Kentucky
Worth a Licking in Georgia Ascensionists Revival
In a Georgia revival by Ascensionists a hunting pair hid in a church gallery to spy on the service. A prank with a hunting horn led to a loud blast and the men fled, leaving the minister and congregation to recover as the scene ended with the master ready for punishment.
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Georgia
Maria Cabe
Duffy
Maria Gabe
Cuffy
Gabriel
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