The Old Clock on the Stairs Chronicle
A poem describes an old timepiece in a country mansion that haunts the hall with forever never phrases. It recalls guests, weddings, deaths, and vanished prime as the clock tolls to mark time and echoes through rooms where life’s chapters unfold.
Miriam Green Finds Love After Oak Tree Misadventure
Miriam Green climbs a tree for mistletoe and is punished by Aunt Jane who removes the ladder. John Ford rescues her, confession follows, and Miriam accepts Ford Court as her home and future husband while Aunt Jane reconciles. Major Ford and a village constable arrive, ending the episode with tattered pride and wedding plans.
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Miriam
Aunt Jane
John Ford
Miriam Green
Zaccheus
Mr. Ford
Mirian
Ford
Ford Court
Gelert
John
Old Savage
Miss Green
Jane
Major Ford
Tim
Felicity
Beggars of Europe A portrait of street styles
The piece compares beggar types in Venice Florence and Rome. It describes the persistent Venetian child, the artistic Florentine vagabond who begs by rule, and the wheedling Roman beggar who also practices improvisation and social insight. It notes casual exchanges in cafes where surplus sugar is given to beggars.
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Jos
Feger
Florentine
Wall Street
England
Man sues over prize prize horse turned clothes horse
A Michigan man who counted grains of wheat to win a prize horse in Detroit was disappointed to learn the prize was a clothes horse. He has filed suit seeking the value of a live animal.
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Michigan
Detroit
From Arkansas to Congress A Pioneer’s Harrowing Journey
A California congressman born in Arkansas is described through a rugged pioneer tale. He survives panther danger, river floods, and a deadly winter to rise from a bare cabin life to political prominence, leaving an orphan son who later enters Congress. The narrative links hardship, move west, and eventual public service.
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Congress
California
Arkansas
Colonel Faulkner
Arkansaw
Commonwealth of Arkansas
Missouri River
Kansas City
Missouri
West
Arkansas River
The Lime Kiln Club Meeting Mock Speech
Detroit Free Press recounts a humorous staged reception for Hon. Jawback Johnson of Opelika arriving in Detroit. Brother Gardner mocks pretensions, the crowd’s hazy reception turns to stage fright and a cautious welcome as the speaker delivers a long, comic address on truth ambition economy and industry.
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Detroit Free Press
Brother Gardner
Jawback Johnson
Opelika
Detroit
Givendam Jones
Acre
Gardner
The Detroit Sanitary Officer Breaks Up Cats and Columbus Dispute
An on duty sanitary officer in Detroit hears a house fight as a man and woman clash over when Columbus discovered America. They argue fifteen years about dates 1492 or 1490, with the officer stepping in amid yelling and furniture smashing.
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Detroit
America
Columbus
Rolling Pin Heals Hair Woes in Expert Hands
A witty note claims a rolling pin, used by skilled hands, can influence hair growth or appearance, blending humor with a home remedy boast. The piece sketches a playful scene of culinary tool as unexpected aid.
Fall from third story window shocks passerby
A colored man slipped on wet flags at Woodward and Congress. He crawled into the street and stared at a building roof. A witness exclaimed you fell from that third story window, to which the man replied I believe so but wonder how I got up there and why I leaned out the window.
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Woodward Avenue
Congress Street
Detroit Free Press
Ornament to the Profession Exam Ends in Toast and Certification
A district court examination ends with the candidate promising to be an ornament to the profession. The judge tests motives and ethics with feigned questions then offers a celebratory drink before signing the admission certificate.
How Alligators Eat
A humorous natural history vignette describes an alligator with a gaping mouth acting as a sewer for insects lizards and frogs. The creature lies waiting then drops its jaw to gulp a deluge of prey in one wholesale feast, inviting more visitors for an ongoing picnic.
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