Uproar and quips in Mesa Free Press satire
The page mixes playful quips and bold notes on current events. It cites Dr Parkhurst on conscience and jokes about census qualifiers in the Philippines. It mentions Henri Rochefort’s duels and England’s stance on the Transvaal, ending with a Pittsburg claim about 250 million poker chips used by Americans.
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Pittsburg
Jimenes Elected President of San Domingo
Jimenes wins the presidency of San Domingo but risks a costly misstep by buying bulky furniture hard to move, urging prudent spending and mobility.
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Jimenes
San Domingo
Columbia Still Gem of the Ocean, 157000 Told
A publication notes gratitude to 157,000 contemporaries for the pleasant information that Columbia remains a gem of the ocean.
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Columbia
Ocean
Naval honors and symbols across nations
The piece notes that naval officers receive different symbolic gifts depending on country, with the United States awarding swords and Spain giving the ax, illustrating how cultures express esteem for naval leaders.
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United States
Spain
One Legged Man in Wheel ing Va Seeks Help
A one legged man in Wheel ing West Virginia has had another one legged man arrested for stealing his wooden leg. The incident sparks a reflection on human character and a note that Lipton plans another America's Cup challenge unless another Englishman steps in.
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Wheeling
W. Va
Amherst President Champions English Language Education
The new Amherst College president praises the English tongue as central to liberal education, arguing its literature ranks among the world’s best and highlights the need for a true understanding of English. The Pension Office reports 991000 names on its rolls, with a quarter dependents and $138.5 million paid last year, total pensions at $2.4 billion, an amount Outlook says could have bought seceding States’ real estate.
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Amherst College
Gage
Amherst
Admiral Dewey Shuns Promiscuous Handshaking
The text praises Admiral Dewey for his aversion to unsolicited handshakes and his willingness to speak his mind. It notes his candid nature, professional skill, and strong character, contrasting him with other public figures who rarely oppose such social rituals.
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Admiral Dewey
Evidence of Population Trends and American Youth
An editorial muses on overpopulation fears and a declining birth rate across Europe except Italy, Spain, Servia, and Norway. It argues focus should be on improving conditions, cites Dewey as a youthful exemplar, and urges individuals to cultivate responsibility to shape their futures.
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M. Vauthier
Europe
Italy
Spain
Servia
Norway
Dewey
Meno
Character, Not Quick Fortune, Builds Lasting Success
The piece argues that earnest effort and discipline, not nascent brilliance, forge true achievement. It compares language growth to a coral reef, notes English spreading globally, and claims English dominates courts, arbitration, and postwar diplomacy, with translation fading as English rises.
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Dewey
Women in England Promote Farm Work for Earning and Health
The piece notes experiments in shifting women from city labor to land based employment. Reading College houses offer courses in horticulture chemistry botany entomology and dairy work. Women may direct homes gardens or farms work as general gardeners run dairies raise poultry and establish agricultural settlements for market gardening.
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England
Reading College
Ventilation Approaches in European Tunnels
The report surveys European tunnel ventilation methods showing oil burning and electric locomotives used in some cases and artificial ventilation applied in others.
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Europe
Richest Milk Found In Last Half Pint
A milk quality test shows the first half pint of milk at milking contained 1.07 percent cream, while the last half pint contained 10.46 percent. The finding highlights the variation in cream content during milking.
Japanese theater boxes feature quick costume changes
The piece notes how Japanese theater boxes accommodate rapid dress changes for young women. It claims 16 year old girls expect protection in a man's presence, a notion that amuses 40 year old women.
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Aan
Realignment of Cemetery Totbetenes Referenced
The note jokes about sarcastic commie and refers to totbetenes in a cemetery context, suggesting a tongue in cheek or satirical mention of graves or memorial items. No concrete events, dates, or named organizations are provided.
San Jose Bodies Seek Fresh Cattle Inspection Rules
A joint Farmers Club and Board of Trade committee in San Jose met to discuss resuming tuberculosis cattle inspections. The article also notes San Jose Fruit Growers Convention plans December 12 to 16 and a Stanford excursion on the final day.
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Farmers’ Club
Board of Trade of
San Jose
Hanford Poultry Company
Col
Wm. J. Bryan
Texas
California
Lincoln
Stanford University
Farmers’ Club and
Cripple Creek Gold Output Surges in November
The Cripple Creek district reported total gold production of 2515500 dollars in November, up more than 25 percent from the prior record month, signaling a sharp rise in mining activity and output.
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Cripple Creek, Col
Cripple Creek
Poisoned Candy Linked to Child's Death
The coroner investigates the death of 6 year old Anita Rothschild in San Francisco after a brief illness marked by vomiting. Authorities suspect cheap colored candy may have caused poisoning and an autopsy is planned to determine the cause.
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San Francisco
Anita Rothschild
Hold-Up at Tacoma West End Saloon
Three masked men robbed the West End saloon in Tacoma about 1130. Two entered from the back and one from the front, pistol threats forced eight men to surrender. The bandits escaped with about $60, two gold watches, and a revolver from the bartender.
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Tacoma
Wash
West End
Captain Bolles' Act Aboard Benicia Sparks Sailor Clash
From Gray's Harbor reports Captain Bolles of barkentine Benicia fired on two men after sailors' union members boarded the ship on November 27. One wounded leader is expected to die, another man was incidentally hit. Names not released.
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San Francisco
Barkentine Benicia
Gray’s Harbor
Bolles
Union
Barkentine
Perkins' Predictions on Hawaii Porto Rico and Nicaragua Canal
Washington notes from Senator George C. Perkins about early session plans. He expects a monetary bill and a Hawaii government act close to the Hawaiian commission proposal. He notes Porto Rico likely under a district government similar to Alaska and expresses interest in progress on the Nicaragua Canal.
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San Francisco
United States
George C. Perkins
Washington
Perkins
Hawaii
Hawaiian Commission
Porto Rico
Alaska
Trans-Pacific Cable Bill Silence Hits Winter Outlook
The narrator doubts winter reachability while asserting the trans-Pacific cable bill will pass. The message frames the bill's passage as certain despite weather or timing concerns.
Bootblack Dies After Clubbing by Police Officer
Pedro Silva, a bootblack, dies at St Marys hospital from injuries after being clubbed by Police Officer H G Bell on Monday. Bell arrested Silva at a Kearny street resort for disturbing the peace. autopsy cites scalp wound and spinal meningitis as direct cause of death.
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San Francisco
Pedro Silva
St Mary’s Hospital
H. G. Bell
Bell
Kearney Street
Silva
Post Office Established in Scottsville and California Pension Grants
A post office is created at Scottsville Mendocino County with Abraham Brilliant as postmaster. Separate entries list pension grants and increases for Californians and veterans across multiple homes and cities including Escondido Los Angeles Napa and San Francisco with varying amounts from six to fourteen dollars plus special accrued for Mexico War widows.
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Washington
Scottsville
Mendocino
Abraham Brilliant
San Francisco
Alanson Worner
Soldiers’ Home
Los Angeles
Milo G. Ford
Ellen Kraft
William Kennedy
Napa
Francis McCourt
Robert West
Mexico
Sarah Copeland
Tipton
Weil's Run of Luck Draws Tacoma Gamblers
In Tacoma Washington locals discuss George Weil a Boston family member turned Alaska resident and rising gambling sensation He built a streak earning 11000 in gold at the California Club a San Francisco style game run by Dave Argyle Billy Dormer and others Over 28 days Weil won steadily from 40 to 2400 while old timers chased his luck When the tide turned the California Club lost about 20000 and Weil sent most of his winnings home to Boston.
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Tacoma
Wash
George Weil
Boston
Alaska
California
Dave Argyle
Billy Dormer
San Francisco
Seattle
Weil
Wide tire requirements for wagons under California law
The law specifies tire widths for various wagon axle styles on public highways. It lists multiple axle types with minimum tire widths from 3 inches up to 6 inches and mandates matching tire widths to axle carrying capacity and progression to larger sizes for intermediate axles.
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State of
California
Speculation, crime and finance in brief across 1899 notes
The column surveys diverse items from public affairs to crime and trade. It notes Dewey's lover's quarrel, Maniense crew beef, wildcat oil schemes, Gen. Wheeler returning to Congress, and a South Africa wedding scare. It reports a Duluth axe assault and arson, a daughter saving the wife, mint coinage totals, two Kansas bank heists, and rising iron and steel exports surpassing prior records.
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Joseph Wheeler
Congress
South Africa
Schley
Sampson
Duluth
Minn
Jacob Schneider
Washington
Mint
United States
Bluff City
Kan
Kansas
State Bank
Clearwater
New York Tribune
Treasury Bureau of Statistics
Wheeler Coming Home Letter Prompting Congressional Note
General Joseph Wheeler writes to Florence editor W M Bunting asking that letters sent to him in Washington on congressional business will be answered, signaling his imminent return. The letter emphasizes that he intends to be there soon to address matters.
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Florence
Ala
Joseph Wheeler
W. M. Bunting
Washington
Philadelphia Mint November Coinage Totals
The Philadelphia Mint reported total November coinage of 3,046,070 dollars across 19,415,240 coins. Gold coin amounted to 1,608,700 dollars with 107,420 eagles 79,300 half eagles and 1,520 quarter eagles. Silver coin from the month totaled 1,182,000 dollars including 1,142,000 half dollars 1,110 quarters and 2,340,000 dimes. Nickels were 141,500 dollars and pennies 11,387,000 were produced.
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Philadelphia
Plague Devastates New Chwang as Tauma Reports
A Tacoma dispatch to the Chronicle says bubonic plague rages in New Chwang Manchuria with hundreds dying weekly. Mortality runs 30 to 60 daily as disease spreads, blamed on Chinese authorities refusing sanitary or quarantine measures.
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San Francisco
Chronicle
Tacoma
Yokohama
New Chwang
Manchuria
Hamilton Elms Trees Ordered Cut for House Gain
New York reveals 13 trees planted by Alexander Hamilton on his estate will be cut to build a house. The adjacent old Hamilton Grange, where he lived, was saved a decade ago when St. Luke's Church bought it and moved it beside the church.
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New York
Alexander Hamilton
Hamilton Grange
St. Luke’s Church
Designs on Sultan Plot to Kill Sultan with Dynamite
In Constantinople a wave of arrests targets Mussulmans including a division general and key officers over a plan to assassinate the Sultan with dynamite bombs during the Selamlik. Four bombs seized. Accused exiled to Yemen. already sent to imprisonment. Stamboul Mussulmans tense as authorities push for order.
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Constantinople
Mussulmans
Yemen
Combine of threshing machine firms planned with $60 million capital
Indianapolis A. A. McKay president of Indiana Manufacturing Company returns from New York where he has arranged transfer of properties from various machine manufacturers. He states the combine's capital will be about $60,000,000 and headquarters will be in Indianapolis or Chicago with McKay as president.
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Indianapolis
A. A. McKay
Indiana Manufacturing Company
New York
United States
Chicago
McKay
Nicaragua Refuses Time Extension for Canal Concession
Nicaragua will not grant a time extension to the Maritime Canal company but agrees to arbitration over the Eyre and Cragin concession. Arbitrators must be Nicaraguan citizens and proceedings under post concession laws. The canal company agent protests, claiming the concession arbitration clause grants liberty to select arbitrators by the state and company.
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Nicaragua
Maritime Canal Company
Eyre and Cragin
Canal Company
Admiral Dewey Accepts Chicago Visit May 1900
New York Admiral Dewey has agreed to visit Chicago on May 1 1900. The letter from Washington dated November 25 1899 confirms the schedule and expresses appreciation for the request from Martin B Madden vice chairman of the Chicago committee.
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New York
Dewey
Chicago
Washington
Martin B. Madden
George Dewey
Lone Train Robber Hauls Cash Then Escapes
In Charleston South Carolina an unknown man wearing a mask held up two passengers or a train crew member and made a good haul before escaping. Details are sparse as investigators search for the masked offender.
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Charleston
S. C
Robber Seizes Cash From Express Messengers On Train
A robber brandishing a revolver forced Express Company messengers to surrender 1700 dollars on a Southern railroad car. Eight thousand dollars in another safe eluded the thief. After warning the guards to stay in the car until the train slowed, the bandit leaped off as the train resumed. The conductor glimpsed him fleeing beside the track, but mistook him for a tramp.
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Southern Express Company
Maine Victims Bodies Not to Be Removed From Key West Cemetery
Washington reports Key West residents persuaded the department to leave the Maine victims buried there. An iron fence and expensive monument were placed with an understanding the remains would stay. Only two of the bodies could be identified, so no removal will occur. Havana burials numbering about 160 will be brought home.
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Washington
Key West
Maine
Havana
Cocaine Prices Jump After Peruvian Revolution
Cocaine buyers face higher costs as prices rise from 2.50 to 6.25 per ounce amid disruptions from Peru's revolution. Peru supplies most raw cocaine through leaves, but unrest halted shipments to Lima, tightening supply. Prices may stabilize as Peru settles temporarily.
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New York
Peru
Lima
Admiral Dewey helps son of Gridley win naval review chance
Washington report recounts how J P W Gridley, son of Captain Gridley, was chosen for a lieutenancy in the marine corps with President and Admiral Dewey agreeing to fund his study. Dewey assures the boy’s expenses and asks him to keep an expense record as he awaits examination. The widow Gridley of Erie, Pa seeks pension aid.
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Washington
J. P. W. Gridley
Charles V. Gridley
Admiral Dewey
Manila
Marine Corps
Gridley
ageTnapolis
Navy
Young Gridley
White House
Epee
Dewey
Capt
Will of the late vice president Hobart filed in Paterson Surrogate
The will of Garret A. Hobart is filed in Passaic county. Estimated estate around 2.5 million dollars. Widow Jennie Hobart to receive 1 million and half the remainder. son Garret A Hobart Jr. to inherit the other half at majority. Paterson institutions receive 5 000 dollars each. Hobart Tuttle and A Wilcox receive 20 000 and 10 000 respectively. David Hobart and his two children receive 20 000 and 10 000 each. Executors are Jennie Hobart, A Wilcox, H T Ball and Col William Barbour.
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St. Joseph’s Hospital
General Hospital
Children’s Day Nursery
St. Joseph’s Orphan Asylum
Paterson Orphan Asylum
Paterson
Hobart Tuttle
General Voorhees
A. Wilcox
Mr. Hobart
David Hobart
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Pullman
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Maniense
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Philadelphia Mint
Hamilton Elms
Sultan
Threshing Machine Combine
Key West Cemetery
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