Editorial Tables Shake With Quick Witty Exchanges
Medicine Hat editorials glow with jests on fish dealers newsboys and schoolmasters in a lively parody dialogue. The piece snarls through puns about markets boards pupils putty and riotous insurrection as the Sunday editor storms in and the crew breaks away.
Thin Haired Man and Barber Joke Fragments
A collection of light quips and cartoon captions. A London TVit Bits note jokes about hair cutting and a cartoonish exchange in a Brooklyn Eagle piece on expensive paintings and a soap purchase before a mantel display.
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London
Quotes on time and wealth prompt wary reflection
A compact pairing of two aphorisms about money and trust. John Wall notes a bygone era of gold while Oliver Wendell Holmes Thoreau cautions against trusting money, urging money to be placed in trust.
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John Wall
Oliver Wendell Tholmes
Minard's Liniment Dominates Local Store Demand
Jiarlin Fulton reports that Minard's Liniment is the sole liniment stocked and requested at the store in Pleasant Bay, British Columbia, with many customers using it.
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Minard
Jiarlin Fulton
Pleasant Bay
C. B
Beaconsfield and Huxley Quotes Highlight Hard Work and Fortune
A collection of quotes on misery from anticipation and success through honest industry, with a testimonial praising Dr Thomas Eclectic Oil for curing a child’s severe roup in six hours. Also notes a sentiment about temperance and charity, and a breach of promise suit recalling old love letters.
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Huxley
Thomas H. Porter
Lower Ireland
P. Q
Thomas
Blair on humanity and universal goodwill
The quote states that people attribute most good qualities to humanity and believe its influence touches all virtues. It expresses a universal regard for mankind as the source of many positive traits.
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Blair
Sweden’s land under plow rises to 12.5 million acres
The note recalls Sweden’s 1812 acreage of 1.35 million, then cites current cultivable land at 12.5 million and grain output at 106 million bushels annually. It reflects on women gardeners shaping fortune through flowers and produce.
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Sweden
The Horse Show and Pace Prospects for 1901
A special wagon is built to Ansconda. Car rie Nation hails from Buffalo. The Kansas City man’s will sets aside 1000 dollars for a favorite horse’s care. Ab Belle, owned by Homer Bros., Greenville Pa, is fast and may enter the 2 20 list of 1901. Nora L, 2 10 percent, has a colt by Ashland Wilkes. Frank Powell, a green gelding in Columbus, is rumored to run a mile in 2 00. Simmons 2 28 nears the century of standard performers with 97 to his credit. Georgena, 2 07 14, winner of 10000 Charter Oae last year, has gone lame and training stopped. Hamward, a six year old stallion by Hambrino, will race in Lon McDonald’s stable. Lillian B, 2 28 14, bought by Smather from Silver, is in good shape and aims for 2 15 in 1801. Sable Guy, 2 27 percent, stands as a highly inbred new sire of 1900. He is by Sable Wilkes out of Linda Wilkes.
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Ansconda
Carrie Nation
Buffalo
Kansas City
Ab Belle
Homer Bros
Greenville
J. W. Miller
Lancaster
Nora L
Ashland Wilkes
Frank Powell
D. M. Lake
Columbus
Simmons
Georgena
Charter Oae
Lon McDonald
Hamward
Hambrino
Lillian B
S. Smather
Northville
BR. A. Silver
Bradford
Sable Guy
Sable Wilkes
Guy Wilkes
Linda Wilkes
Stage Tides and Ties in Global Theater Circuits
Miss Gertrude Coghlan halts Vanity Fair tour due to ill health. Quo Vadis draws strong Paris audience. Helen Bertram linked to Detroit police commissioner. third husband noted. Sarah Bernhardt takes buck shooting in New Orleans. Minnie Maddern Fiske tours praised. Mme Sembrich advised to retire to Dresden for rest. San Toy debuts in Berlin after success in England America Austria. German adaptation of The Merry Wives of Windsor changes Evans to a stutterer. Marine Band to tour U.S. cities for exhibition concerts with leave of absence by Sec. Long.
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Gertrude Coghlan
Vanity Fair
Paris
Helen Bertram
Detroit
Sarah Bernhardt
New Orleans
Minnie Madderr Fiske
West
Northwest
North
Mme. Sembrich
Dresden
Parson Eivans
Long
United States Marine Band of Washington
The Royal Box Reveals Crown Jewels and Colonial Tour
The article notes England's claret cup favorite beverage linked to Emperor William and King Edward inheriting a trait. It mentions insurance for the Duchess of Cornwall's jewels at £75,000 and the duke's jewels at £2,000. An arrangement in Holland has Wilhelmina as queen with Duke Henry as a compliant subject two hours daily, and the royal couple are seen as loyal when not in service. The Duke and Duchess of Cornwall and York's children move from York House to Marlborough House to stay with the king and queen during the travel.
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England
William
Edward
Duchess of Cornwall
Australia
Holland
Wilhelmina
Henry
York
York House
Marlborough House
Police Department Expenses In Large Cities (1899 comparison)
The article lists police costs in major cities including New York at 11.16 million, London 8.1 million, Paris U 000,000, Berlin 1.5 million, Chicago 3.3 million, Philadelphia 2.95 million, Boston 1.5 million and St. Louis 1.4 million. It notes New York’s 8.5 million population spends over 10 million yearly on salaries.
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New York
London
Paris
Berlin
Chicago
Philadelphia
Boston
St. Louis
Household Hints on Garment Care and Cleaning
Advice on avoiding creases by turning dresses, whitening with kerosene and boiling water at a tablespoon per gallon, and cleaning delicate lace by laying it on white paper with calcined magnesia under a weight for two to three days, followed by a gentle shake to remove powder and absorb soil.
Pink Pills Help Orangeville Girl Regain Health
Miss Lizzie Collins of Orangeville describes a two year decline with weakness headaches and pale appearance. After trying many medicines she credits Dr Williams Pink Pills with restoring her health enabling her to sit up and move about. The Sun notes the testimonials aim to help other young girls and lists purchase details.
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the Sun
Orangeville
Ont
Canada
Dr. Williams
Lizzie Collins
Collins
Sun
Dr. Williams’ Medicine Co
Brockville
Mother’s Reunions and War Medal Tears
A nostalgia rich vignette recalls a family scene during wartime. The mother remains stoic when John departs, yet weeps with joy upon his safe return and medal, while others rejoice openly. Edwin L. Sabin in The Century.
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John
Edwin L. Sabin
Quinine Wine Promises Restorative Health Benefits
An advertisement extols nine Wine as a remedy aiding convalescence and nerve calm, claiming it strengthens digestion and blood activity. Northrop & Lyman of Toronto offer superior Quinine Wine, praised by scientists, sold by druggists with change not touching truth, and noting railway transport woes for English farmers.
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Northrop & Lyman
Toronto
Parmelee Pills Advertised As Medical Discoveries
A 19th century advertisement touts Parmelee Pills as the fruit of long scientific research in medical science. It claims the pills act as a tonic and stimulant, mildly exciting body secretions and providing tone and vigor.
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Vrorrasiz Pris
Parmelee
Dewioatz
Desuazaten
King Edward VII Motoring Misadventure in German Forests
A rumored story about King Edward VII during a visit to Germany describes a car stall caused by mineral-rich German water crusting the piston. The King, assisted by a companion expert, uses sand paper to clean the piston rod so the automobile continues. The tale links Playfair with past scientific demonstrations.
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Flere
Edward VII
Germany
Paris
Wiesbaden
Kings
Playfair
Prince of Wales
Plumbers of Canada Urged to Read Morgan Kidney Pill Tale
An eight year backache case of John S. Morgan, plumber and tinsmith from Bridgewater N S, is used to advertise Dodd s Kidney Pills. Morgan says the pills cured his backache and kidney symptoms, aided by weight gain and improved health, urging union and non union men across Canada to consider the remedy.
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Dodd
Bridgewater
N.S
John S. Morgan
Canada
Johns
Morgan
Mr. Morgan
Mivard's Liniments Advocated by Physicians
A brief note states Mivard's Liniments are used by physicians. It also mentions the sun’s diameter shrinking five miles per century from 860000 miles, and offers a witticism on charity’s argument having short form but long reach.
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Charity
Cassowaries Battle at the Zoo Over Ribbon Motif
A small cassowary at the zoo engaged in a war dance over a ribbon blown inside its cage by a visitor. A larger cassowary challenged the fighter, leading to a kicking duel with blows from a long inner toe claw. The victor continued his display as the loser retired.
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Zoo
Cassowary
Mr. Henley
London Express
Saved by His Wit in Ancient Barrack Laugher
A Dublin noncommissioned officer salutes a superior unknowingly in formation. The colonel behind him prompts inquiry into the salute. The man replies he returns everything he is not entitled to, a witty defense that amuses the colonel and leads to dismissal.
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Dublin
London
Nature's Storehouse the Mountainns
The mountain dweller lives apart from the world and preserves distinct tongues, dress, and customs. Mountains guard Gaelic, Celt, Saxon, and minority dialects, while the Alps and Carpathians shield beliefs and languages across regions and eras.
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Norway
Austrian Alps
Carpathians
Java
Gunung Lawa
Buddha
Scriber
Surmounted difficulties inspire future struggles
A brief quotation from Sharpe emphasizes that overcoming obstacles teaches and encourages resilience for forthcoming challenges.
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Sharpe
The Way to Comfort Through Real Affection
A reflective aphorism on comfort arising from genuine care. It asserts that true ease comes from loving others sincerely, rather than feigning affection or seeking favors. The path to mutual ease hinges on authentic, enacted love.
Childhood reveals the man as morning reveals the day
A reflective aphorism mirrors how early life shapes character, comparing childhood formation to dawn unveiling a new day with steady clarity. The line emphasizes growth from youth to adulthood through imagery of light.
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Milton
Minard’s Liniment and Summer Health Remedies
An old advertising miscellany notes Minard’s Liniment as a lumberman’s friend and touts Dr Kellogg’s Dysentery Cordial for summer ills. It also cites large UK grain outputs and a historic English horse trot record, closing with a proverb about arguing with bets.
Parmree’s Pills Promote Health and Purge Diseases
Parmtee’s Pruis is advertised to act on the disc organs to awaken dormant energies and purge disease from the body. A testimonial from D Carswell of Carswell Ontario claims the medicine is excellent and worth selling well.
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ParMztzi
D. Carswell
Carswell
P.O
Parmeree
Adages on effort and caution from historical prose
The text presents aphorisms about labor, laziness, charity, and self-education, pairing practical wisdom with observational quips. It notes Canada importing agricultural implements last year valued at 1,823,795 and uses didactic phrasing typical of moral essays.
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Canada
Women in Mineralogy Attract Notice Across Fields And Nations
Women pursue mineralogy from academia to industry, with members in the American Institute of Mining Engineers and university programs. Notable figures include Mrs Helen C D Abbott, Mrs Ellen H Richards, Sophia Braeunlich, and several regional miners, metallurgists, and business leaders.
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American Institute of Mining Engineers
New York Mineralogical Club
Massachusetts
Richards
Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Barnard
Louisiana
Chicago
Department of Agriculture
Washington
University of Minneapolis
New York
Sophia Braeunlich
Wall Street
West
Ohio
Utah
Salt Lake City
Ben
New York Sun
To Soften the Hands Instruction Card
Wash hands in tepid water until clean. Rub with a glycerin and lemon juice mix, then dry and wash again with cold water and soap. Dry thoroughly and powder with oatmeal for softness.
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