Bits of humor and office banter in a clipped dialogue
A collage of verbal exchanges shows a team riffing on witty retorts about business, publishing clubs, wills, and romance. Snaps of satire touch on a banker debating deductions for expenses, a would be suitor facing a father's refusal, and a hotel proprietor pondering cooking versus provision.
Joseph E Schwab One of America's Young Steel Magnates
Joseph E Schwab, younger brother of Charles Schwab, emerges as a prominent steel industry figure. A St Francis College alum and civil engineer by training, he rose from Carnegie Works superintendent to director and later aided in the creation of the American Steel Foundries, now its president amid a major merger.
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Oddities in a Buffalo Firm English Irish owners
A Chicago Post quotation recounts a joke about a Buffalo business named English & Irish on Washington Street. An Irishman and an Englishman run the firm, leading to a tale where one proposes investing Aunt Mary’s $500 for big gains in stock or wheat, then shifts fault if losses occur.
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Artist Sketches Sunset with Deadpan Seriousness
A writer notes an artist draws a sunset with extreme seriousness though the sketch resembles neither a gunset nor a flock of cy phones, highlighting the gap between intention and likeness.
Homecoming unfolds as a hard lesson in wealth and love
Edward Leslie and his wife Nellie face poverty and rising debt after their first year of marriage. Uncle Mac arrives from Australia, brings false hope of wealth, and tests Nellie’s character. A dream of Highgate mansion turns real when Uncle Mac funds a home and Ted’s future as manager, proving riches cannot break true love.
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New York News
Oyster Aes Timely Natural History Lesson
A lighthearted piece on the oyster season offers a whimsical natural history overview. It covers classification quirky observations about anatomy and habits, notes the oyster’s sedentary lifestyle, and ends with brief, humorous guidance on humane preparation and serving.
Boers Use Clever Prisoner Prank on Bermuda Guards
On Bermuda’s Great Sound three thousand Boer prisoners staged a prank by sending a dummy burgher on a raft toward a British battleship. The sight of a man-shaped raft prompted a full alarm, searchlight, and pursuit before the ruse was revealed as a burgher costume dummy.
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Great Sound
Bermuda
Detrot News-Tribune
Biggest Cotton Mill to Rise Near Kansas City
A planned cotton mill investment near Kansas City Missouri aims to become the world’s largest. The project carries an estimated cost of about 10 million dollars. Local residents focus on which transit lines will reach their neighborhoods.
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Kansas City
Huge Australian Duck Farm Boasts World Largest Incubator
Australia hosts the world’s largest duck farm and incubator with capacity for 11,440 ducks eggs or 14,080 hens eggs. The feature notes the scale of poultry operations and industrial capacity in the country.
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Australia
Stenographer notes a baby sleep question in Bomerstown Journal
A brief item from the Bomer sville Journal shows a stenographer asking if the baby slept last night and a cashier answering I guess. The quirky exchange suggests a local, humorous item in the press.
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Bomersville
Cardiff Giant Hoax Recalled In Maker's Death
The Cardiff Giant, a claimed petrified man found near Syracuse in Onondaga County, drew national attention in the 1860s. Holt and Newell staged the figure with sculptor Lala, selling shares, sparking fierce debates among scientists and families, before the fraud was exposed.
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George Hull
Auting
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John Parker
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Hall
New York State
Geological Society
Boston
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Jackson
Roger
Powers
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Hull
Louis Hill's Rise to Power in Northwestern Railways
Louis Hill, son of James J. Hill, ages as high official in the Great Northern system and president of twenty corporations. He ascended from tutor and Yale graduate to vice president of a Northwestern railroad, then into major rail positions, known for accessibility from section hands to executives. The article highlights his democratic approach, varied roles from clerk to freight agent, and rapid ascents in railway service.
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James J. Hill
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United States
Louis W. Hill
Yale
Northwestern Railroad
Foundation of Skeletons Beneath London City
It is claimed London rests on a vast foundation of skeletons stretching across the metropolis. Millions of ancient sponge-like organisms once formed the framework of living beings and, though crushed into a compact mass by clay and sand, their vanished canals and cells remain as the underlying structure.
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Hving
Venices
Apples for Sleeplessness
The article extols apples as a remedy for sleep difficulties citing their brain food value from phosphoric acid, their stimulation of liver activity, and their role in promoting sound sleep and mouth disinfection. It claims apples prevent indigestion and throat diseases and encourages eating ripe apples before bed.
Coal Mining in Japan Faces Quality and Scale
Japan’s coal output rivaling all other minerals in value. Mines range from hard anthracite to peat with generally poorer quality than American coal. Modern machinery and methods have been adopted in many operations.
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Japan
Editor seeks capable man to run Query Box
The aging editor asks if the applicant can handle all questions. The man boasts he can, adding he is father of eleven children, signaling practical experience for the job in Chicago News.
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Chicago News
Automobiles Parade Seen Peacefully by Washington Star
The Washington Star quotes a timid pedestrian praising an automobile parade. It notes many automobile proprietors traveling in harmony, pledging not to run over pedestrians in front of them, reflecting orderly conduct.
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Washington Star
Friends try to steer talk after man returns from trip
About three days after two men return from a trip his friends shift topic to avoid the awkward mood as they notice him stumble. The scene hints at distress or discomfort following the journey and the social effort to change the subject.
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Antique Kentucky Bugle Said to Belong to Continental Army
Mr Perry Rogers of Kentucky claims possession of a valuable Revolutionary War bugle named the Continental. The instrument, 25 inches long and 17 inches wide, is copper with circular openings covered by metal shells on copper strips. A marker in Bloomfield Cemetery notes John Lawson, the original owner, with dates and battles, confirming the relic’s authenticity.
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Perry Rogers
Kentucky
Bloomfield
Sphinx Model for St Louis World Fair
Paris sculptor Mrs Bertie Cortland Longworth proposes a plaster model of the Sphinx to be reproduced in cement for durability at the St Louis world fair. Mayor Rolla Wells received the idea and notes weathering in Egypt accelerates crumbling due to irrigation.
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Pittsburg Dispatch
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The Thorn and the Rose
Mrs Temperton praises her husband as a dear old darling despite his awful temper. He vents monthly by tearing up her best hat but repents next day and buys a better one. Miss Singleton questions the lyric self praise with disbelief.
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