Then and Now Jokes and Jests From a Local Humour Page
A satirical exchange features a sad faced shopkeeper recalling courting days and a youth asking about the present. The dialogue pivots on shared regrets and a quip about fools, Europe as an escape, a doctor’s powders and insomnia, and a philosopher musing on writing a great novel versus enjoying reading.
Ree Reminder of Old Times at Dinner in New York
A wealthy man newly risen to fortune entertained guests in New York. The lavish dinner featured an 80 course service while his wife appeared in rich attire. A servant deftly cleared crumbs as the host recalled how his wife once shook the tablecloth to feed the hens.
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Sacha
Lecture on Marriage Sparks Gentle Banter
A humorous lecturer tells a quip about identity and marriage, prompting a wry exchange with a maid and her escort. The pair repeat lines about being married and losing identity, adding amused consent to the performance.
Signs in the Windows and Eyes as Hearts
Fragmentary verse dialogue about signs in windows and eyes as heart windows, featuring phrases What signs No admittance except on Ky nesca and references to Phils Awlnhia Prar in a damaged text snippet.
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Aiding the Selection Amid Cannibal Enclosure
The captive band debated sacrifice as cannibals closed in. One urged a volunteer for the offering, arguing the strongest should go first so others might flee. The cannibal chief ordered a fresh captive to be chosen.
Loyal heart of Garner Edwards honors Tuskegee benefactors
A Milledgeville story recounts Garner Edwards a Black brick mason who, aided by Booker T. Washington’s network, rose to attend Tuskegee then returned to support his two white benefactors and the home that sheltered him. He paid taxes cared for the sisters and remained devoted to his community. Edwards’ gratitude is presented as noble and enduring.
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Mayflower Man and the Chicago Heiress at Rye Beach
Dorothy Banks and Peabody Standish marry after Chicago heiress Mrs. Banks hides a family secret. An aging grandfather, James Chandler, appears in Chicago, meets Standish, and is revealed as Dorothy’s grandfather. The reunion reshapes loyalties and roots in a social drama of wealth and lineage.
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Chicago
Dorothy
Rye Beach
Dorothy Banks
Peabody Standish
Boston
Harvard
John Harvard
New England
Neve
Mrs. Barks
California
Evy
Erything
Jong
Standish
Waseraspiashia
Injustice to Animals and Popular Adages Examined
A discussion of common sayings uses donkeys geese and owls to challenge assumptions about intelligence and obstinacy. It argues donkeys are patient and capable, geese vary by type, and owls seem wise due to skull structure. The piece advocates quiet wisdom and restraint.
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Minerva
Lighting swindle targets Ohio farmers by supposed patent system
A reported rural Ohio scam uses a small box lamp with a frosted globe and a fake patent light plant. The agent signs a contract for 2 per light, then demands 64 per light, threatens suit, and farmers end up signing notes like 200 to settle. The ruse uses acetylene lighting and forged contracts to seal the deception.
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Ohio
Elect
New Ox 2 City
Townsend
Fragmentary ad circulars hint at church sale or auction
Readable bits mention advertising circulars and a church setting with possible forward and beck phrases. No clear event, names, or dates emerge, leaving a vague reference to circulars connected to a church context.
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Ugh
Singing Bullets and the Voice of Death in Battle
A veteran explains how a bullet can sing past a soldier without harm while the unseen danger lies in the bullet not heard. He notes windage and air resistance shape the sound and that the warning hymn comes only from the path a bullet takes after passing by. One raw recruit recalls faint rifle crack but a louder whisper of danger from unseen bullets.
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Baltimore
Ameritea
Perpetual Motion and Money in Race Planning
Uncle Eben contrasts the man chasing perpetual motion with the one building a system to beat races, noting the latter avoided financial risk initially while the former did not. The Washington Star quote frames a debate over innovation versus practical funding in competitive racing schemes.
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Fragmentary Exchange Over Guest Trust in Lodging
A partial dialogue shows a landlord seeking a departing guest's trust for a recommendation. The guest replies he has no mortal enemy at the moment, reflecting a tense, unclear lodging interaction.
Scientific notes on caffeine in coffee and glacier boring
Coffee berries carry about one per cent caffeine with Pasteur Institute tests showing voltiana and Mauritiana nearly caffeine free. Experiments by Geiger and Forché show no weight gain from radioactive energy. a large mass of active material near lead causes a tiny weight increase. Other notes describe telegraph plant leaf movements from electric disturbance, boring glaciers near Vent Tyrol revealing ice at melting temperature, trough-shaped beds, slower bottom movement, and wood-filled bore holes as movement indices.
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Masa
Attitudes Toward Wounded Soldiers and Women’s Virtues
In a Century Magazine reflection, Mrs. French notes world views on scars and heroism. She contrasts male and female wounds and records of virtue, arguing societal sympathy favors men while women’s scars are blamed on behavior and fashion.
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Traition
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Rose Bonheur
Outdoor sport built Ana’s strong hands for a pauper
Descriptions note Ana’s large muscular hands shaped by an outdoor sport rather than indoor toil. The text emphasizes strength earned through athletic activity while acknowledging grim poverty.
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Ana
Save the Hardwood Trees Warns Memphis Paper
The Memphis Commercial Appeal warns of rapid indiscriminate cutting of hardwoods across the nation, citing millions of feet sent abroad and wasted tops. It urges forest protection, notes the need for timber at home, and condemns decimating practices as criminal and punishable.
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Memphis
Dao
Brain-Eating Octopus Haunts Congo River Caverns
A Belgian officer reports a riverdwelling octopus called megwe near Amadis station in Free State Congo. The creature capsizes canoes and preys on one or two men by extracting brains through the nostrils, leaving bodies to drift ashore with no external wounds.
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Uelle
Amadis
New York Tribune
Itimbri
Strange Verdict Restores Prison Fees to Swiss Merchant
In Freiburg Switzerland the cantonal state charged two francs daily for lodging and feeding prisoners. A rich merchant jailed ten years ago had 5840 francs seized to cover his stay. He escaped, returned after ten years, and won a supreme court ruling in Lausanne restoring 5840 francs, the court finding Freiburg officials could not prove value for the charges.
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Switzerland
Cnntom
Supreme ‘Court
Lausanne
Local call for meeting circulates signatures
Community members sign a call urging a public meeting, with participants listing their names in support. The effort aims to organize a formal gathering to discuss local concerns and actions.
New York Women Turn Pugri into Home Decor and Waste Baskets
A New York scene notes decorative uses for East Indian turbans the pugri with many variants named by importers. Wives of officers in Havana and New York showcase folding styles to turn turbans into stylish waste baskets, covers, and corner accents, boosting sales despite high prices.
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Havana
New York
New York Post
Many & Cosy
Hyderabad
Mustalix
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Mysore
Fragmented notes on envelopes, air guns, and unusual events
Readable fragments discuss first uses of envelopes in 1830 and air guns around 1658. Mention J Watson Taylor of Cambridge with a family heirloom watch. Contain mis-spellings about India and beggars, Malta and Barbadoes population claims, and early railways by country and year. Describe indoor snowstorm in Bieckholm Sweden with frozen windows and snow in a crowded room. Refer to volcanic fish dispersal near St Vincent and a French expert explanation of lake fish populations in crater systems.
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Austria
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Smith-Fish
English Lesson Reflections In a Curious School Fragment
A fragmented excerpt shows a kindergar ten class where a teacher explains words and asks a student named Bright Eyes to form sentences. The narrative notes day to day routines, lunches, slates, and the teacher’s interest in English language flexibility.
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Edith
Crook Humph Talks On Stage In Fragmented Exchange
A garbled OCR fragment shows Crook Humph making a speech ending with a sharp line about a "gold brick" and a remark that every great talker talks too much, leaving the context unclear and the attribution tentative.
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