Militia Sergeant Puts Target Off Balance Joke
A militia captain asks a sergeant how his men performed at target practice. The sergeant boasts their accuracy but quips the target could have been better if it stood a little more to the left.
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Newspaper
Maurice Times
Location
Maurice, Iowa, United States of America
Date
Aug 21, 1919
Page
4
A militia captain asks a sergeant how his men performed at target practice. The sergeant boasts their accuracy but quips the target could have been better if it stood a little more to the left.
Thousands of farms listed in South Dakota priced from 28.75 per acre and up. Call to inspect the Dakota Land Company catalog run by E. C. Cole General Agent in Sioux County Iowa and Maurice Iowa Times Building.
Gene Terrill schemes to win Holly Slade while a younger heiress Charlotte Dentler arrives. Terrill’s run to marry Charlotte is exposed by Yantis, who blocks a hasty engagement news while Holly’s pride and fear mingle with a tale of fortune and family. In a park confrontation, Holly’s engagement secrecy falters as Yantis prepares to reveal his next move.
The text notes Maximilian of Mexico who accepted Napoleon III’s offer and landed at Vera Cruz on May 28 1864. It contrasts him with Robespierre of the French Revolution, a once impoverished advocate who joined the Jacobin club.
A young man visited his father in the city jail on a Sunday evening and asked for his shoes for a date. The father, jailed for drunkenness, removed and handed his shoes through the bars, exchanging them with the son for his work shoes.
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