Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Reimagined for 90s Readers
A humorous column reworks Rudolph and Santa with a critical eye on bias and gender roles, presenting Rudolph as a lead who overcomes ridicule. Santa faces satire for his management of the workshop and his double standards as Rudolph sues for damages claiming pain and suffering and loss of esteem.
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Imest
Rudolph
Rudolph the Red- Nosed Reindeer
North Pole
Santa Claus
Arctic
Claus
Santa
Holiday fire safety gifts and home escape tips
Learn Not to Burn offers holiday safety guidance from fire chiefs of the south and southwest suburbs. Teach children that matches and lighters are for adults only and keep them out of reach. Instruct older children on safe use, proper cooking precautions, and burns prevention. Emphasize stop, drop, and roll if clothing catches fire and practicing a two exit home escape plan with a meeting point. Consider adding smoke detectors and battery backups to boost home safety during the season.
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Charles J. Shields
Mrs. Claus
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Aled
Osha
Mrs
Tag Heuer
Avele Ee Creston
Bess Friedheim
Regent Plaza
Orland Park
Chicago Heights
Flamewood-Flossmoor
Hazel Crest
Country Club Hills
Park Forest
Crete University Park
Matteson-Richton Park
Otto Boulevard
P. O
Illinois
Norman A. Rosinski
James S. Meidell
Lester G. Sons
Chicago Sun-T
the Audit Bureau
U. S
WAU
Men of Song
Ifresh
Sansensee” and Garden
Jaycee Xmas Tree & Craft Sale
Holly Walk
Lakewood Blvd
Orchard Drive
NEW Life Assembly
Come For Coffee
Donuts
Christian Science Reading Room
Bible Sale
Ashland
Joe Orr
Dixie
Poinsettias
Soha
Arand Furniture
Spook
PAC Computer New & Used Computer Exchange
Lane Bryant
Winter Sale
Ladonna’s Art Studio & Gallery
Marshall Field
Holly Days
Fannie
Avon Sales
Reapenbeag Sheapanbeat Ate
Ateate
Ake
Ana Atata Nhs Anand Ate Is Ate
Pat Moore
Parker Travel
Scotland
England
Lavance & Labauex
Centre Cinema
Fightech Self Defense
Omnibus Clock Shop
Sauk Trail
Richton Park
Governors Hwy
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