Quips and Quirks in a City Humored
A collage of clipped comic lines and anecdotes from Chicago and Detroit papers. Jests on fathers in law and dining with a knife, pride, and social missteps mix with wedding drollery. Snappy vignettes capture workplace wit and party banter.
Before we were married you said my slightest Wish would be your law
The Chicago Journal quotes a humorous exchange about marriage vows and wishes, contrasting a simple request with a jokingly overwhelming list of desires, illustrating light domestic wit from the era.
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Rockingham
Milionaire
Chicago Record-Herald
Chicago Journal
Increase in Men Attending Weekly Prayers
A church reports a strong rise in male attendance at Wednesday Friday and Saturday evening prayers over the past three weeks. The minister expresses great gratification at the hearty participation. The note appears in Hig Will's housecleaning column in the New York Weekly.
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Wilell
N.Y
Good at the Start
A slouchy looking man tells a Chicago Record Herald query he has patronized the same tailor for ten years, noting the candidate’s suit must be made of good stuff.
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Chicago Record Herald
A Trying Profession
Spatts asks about pay for designing striking art posters. Kuller Skeem replies that it pays poorly in the long run, needing expensive suppers to induce nightmares for ideas, plus doctor bills.
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Kuller Skeem
Twin Souls and Political Affinities
Miss Smartt and Mr Jerkins argue in a social exchange about companionship and shared political views. Mr Swolle acknowledges Mr Jerkins as flawed yet notes their close association and aligned opinions.
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Miss Smartt
Mr. Jerkins
Mr. Swolle
Cruel insinuation shocks stern old lady in tearful scene
A bystander declares a woman’s husband is dead, prompting the old woman to demand the truth while the distressed young wife bursts into tears. The exchange reveals harsh insinuations and public shock in a tense neighborhood moment.
A Fruitless Scheme and Social Split Reflected in Jinkaes Tale
In Baltimore American pieces a wry exchange notes a fruitless scheme around an aplen and a marriage to keep a woman in the family amid social pressure. A humorous quip on crossing “11” yields the answer Bridge.
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Baltimore American
Proper Home Repairs and Old Fashioned Kitchen Tips
A collection of practical home guidance covering moving heavy furniture with suspenders, air drying mattresses using a rope handle system, and safe methods to refresh gas mantles with salt. Also includes DIY instructions for pineapple preparation, stain removal using collk and sun, and a simple comfort doughnut batter fried in hot lard with tips for avoiding sticking.
Dandelion wine recipe with cross country ingredients
Instructions describe making dandelion wine from blossoms with four quarts of boiling water, three days of stirring, then adding five pounds sugar, three oranges and three lemons, one yeast cake, three more days, then seven weeks total aging, strained through cheesecloth. A half pint of whisky and three raisins per bottle are added before sealing.
Apple Fluff Custard with Grated Apples Dish
A recipe describes separating eggs and beating whites, then mixing yolks with milk and sugar to make a custard. Add grated apples with sugar to prevent darkening, pour custard over the apples, and chill. Serve as a light dessert with vanilla flavor.
Plum Laat Oven Bread Instructions
A short kitchen note explains preparing a bread dough for baking tins. It instructs taking out a portion for one oat, rolling thin, sprinkling with sugar, rolling again two or three times, and handling no cupful of raising before baking as usual.
A Good Dust Collector
Damp newspaper or soft brown paper strewn about a room before sweeping traps loose dust and prevents it from spreading during cleaning.
Croquettes of all Sorts Recipes for Easily Made Luncheon Dishes
A list of croquette recipes includes Bean, Cheese, Lobster and Chicken croquettes with steps. Directions cover preparing ingredients, shaping, coating in egg and crumbs, and frying to a golden color. It details bean croquettes with beans, butter, vinegar and molasses, cheese croquettes with cheese and yolks, and lobster and chicken variants with sauces and seasoning.
Making Sausage at Home
A practical guide to producing homemade sausage with lean pork and fat pork mixtures, seasoned with sage salt and pepper, packed in jars covered with melted lard, plus Oxford sausage method using chopped meat suet bread crumbs lemon zest nutmeg and herbs fried in butter.
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Oxford
Against Carpet Moths and Cucumber Pickle Instructions
A historical recipe note describes a moth-killing solution using alm, chloride of lime, and salt mixed with water, then applied to carpet edges. It also provides a pickle recipe: cucumbers and small onions salted, drained, then bottled with vinegar oil and mustard seeds plus celery seed and alum.
Watch Pocket Sewing Amid Summer Dress Tips
Make a small pocket slightly larger than the watch and sew inside the belt. Attach pocket flap to the belt for a slip in, so the watch cannot get lost. Also suggests using game goods for dress pockets to stay hidden.
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Dreas
Coffee bag business fuels Brazil s annual coffee trade
Last year Brazil required over 20 000 jute bags for its coffee harvest with each bag costing about 18 cents to ship. The coffee bag industry earned nearly $4 000 in that year. Also note Lydia Pinkham's company figures and a Naples Europe tour for three months by Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham and family. Lottery spending in Mexico City nears $100 000 weekly with about 79 000 spent on premiums in the same period.
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Brazil
Mexico City
W. H. Kiblinger Co
Auburn
Indiana
Kiblinger
Ordin
W. HH. Kiblinger CO
Murine Eye Remedy Ad and Misc Notes
An OCR fragment from a vintage page advertises Murine Eye Remedy for red swollen eyes, with garbled text about prices and availability. It mentions druggists selling Murine at saddled prices and references Chicago. The snippet includes unrelated lines about a milliner, a cigarette brand, Peoria factory, race horses, and Mrs Winslow's soothing syrup.
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Murine Eye Remedy Co
Chicago
Healthy Home Essentials Promote Laxative Excellence
One of the essentials for happy homes is a wealth of health knowledge and trusted products. The text extols an ethical, physician approved family laxative, Syrup of Figs and Senna Elixir, as a world widely accepted remedy. It warns to buy only the genuine California Fig Syrup Co. product, available from leading druggists.
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California Fig Syrup Co
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