Quips and Quirks Echoing Through the Era
A collage of satirical notes from Marshall Illinois and beyond, lampooning weather, politics, society, and culture. Jests range from spring fantasies and parade jokes to duels and legal curiosities, with references to Japan Korea Paris and London and a nod to contemporary headlines.
Roosevelt Wow Austria Guest On European Tour
Former president Theodore Roosevelt accompanied by his son Kermit and Commander Long arrived in Vienna for a forty eight hour visit. He met with Austrian officials including Ambassador Karen Hengelmueller and Baron von Aehrenthal and attended imperial receptions and a wreath laying at Capuchin church. A large crowd and strong police presence greeted him en route to the Hotel Kranz.
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Vienna
Theodore Roosevelt
Kermit
Long
Rome
Venice
Thin City
Karen Hengelmueller
United States
Roosevelt
Herr von Mueller
Foreign Office
Richard Cherens
St Louis
Francia Joseph
Hotel
Kranz
Vatican
Baron Aloty von Aehrenthal
Austria
Empress Elizabeth
Crown Prince
Rudolph
Jean
Topeka Mayor Plans Strict Sunday Blue Laws
Topeka Kansas mayor Billard vows to enforce Sunday blue laws including bans on paid sermons and chairs, organists, streetcars, theaters, stores, and peanut stands. He says strict enforcement will push repeal, noting his intent to apply laws to the letter despite opposition from churchmen who questioned his faith.
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Topekan
Kansas
J 13
Billard
Topeka
Yabor Jawa
Andersonville veteran dies in Longasport Indiana
James Clark, who survived the Andersonville prison and a failed attack on commandant Captain Wirz, dies at his Longasport home. A separate item notes W. E. Bailey killed by W. C Baker with ice tongs during an ice men strike in Kansas City. Washington report mentions Senate action on railroad bill and I C C authority over water power.
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Andersonville
Longasport
Indiana
James Clark
Wirz
Kansas City
Missouri
W. E. Bailey
W. C Baker
Baker
Washington, D. C
Senate
Washington
Interstate Commerce Commission
Patterson pardon stirs Tennessee politics amid Cooper case
Nashville observers report fresh talk of Gov Patterson seeking a third term after the pardon of Col Dun can B Cooper following the supreme court’s 20 year sentence reversal for the Carmack killing. Debates focus on potential resignation and possible lynch plot rumors while defense and state counsel clash over haste and self defense issues.
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Nashville
Tenn
Guv Patterson
Col
Duncan B. Cooper
Supreme Court
E. W. Carmack
Carmack
Col. Cooper
G. T Fitzhugh
Memphis
Guv Batterson
Col Cooper
Robin Cooper
Democratic State Executive Committee
Robin
Gov. Patterson
Leopard Attacks Hunter. Akely Strangles It
Carl Akely of the Field museum, after firing on a leopard near the Tana river in East Africa, was dragged and mauled. He managed to free his arm, then throttled the beast as it clamped his neck and began to eat. Wyncoop reports the life threatening duel.
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London
Eng
G. M. Wyncoop
England
East Africa
Carl Akely
The
Field Museum
Tana River
Akely
Bank Safe Blast Sparks $10,000 Heist in Tennessee
Four robbers blew the safe of First National Bank at Spring City Tennessee and escaped with about $10,000. Police recovered several flasks of nitroglycerin at the scene. An operator at Chattanooga Southern depot was held up to block information.
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Firat National Bank
Spring City
Tenn
Chattanooga
E Firat National Bank
Springity
Chacianati Southern Depot
Roosevelt Pinchot Interview in Porto Maurizio Creates Glee
Colonel Roosevelt hosts a cordial meeting with Gifford Pinchot at Miss Carew's villa on Monday morning. Pinchot plans multiple interviews and will stay after Roosevelt leaves. Roosevelt opens a new boulevard and receives honorary citizenship as locals shower the car with flowers.
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Porto Maurizio
Italy
Roosevelt
Gifford Pinchot
United States Department of Agriculture
Mr. Pinchot
Col. Roosevelt
Mr. Roosevelt
Mr Pinchot
Mrs. Roosevelt
Miss Carow
Governor probes Belshazzar revelry at capitol
Governor Fort announced an investigation into a late night revelry at the New Jersey state capitol. Women of the street danced and drank champagne with men in a room off the governor’s chamber after the assembly closed. A possible special session may be called to address the incident.
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Trenton
N. J
Fort
Capitol
Editor Jacob Allen Named Court Clerk in Jefferson City
Jacob A. Allen editor of the Dutch Times for 20 years and friend of the late Congressman DeArmond has been chosen clerky of the supreme court to fill the vacancy left by the death of Jobe R. Gregas. He is 50 years old and was recommended by Judge Graves.
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Oedi
Jefferson City
Jacob A. Allen
Dutch Times
DeArmond
Supreme Court
Jobe R
Gregas
Treasured mine fans spark riot as mourning widows seize relics
After a mine disaster, more than 100 widows confronted deputies at the St Paul depot. They attacked guards and toppled a rail flatcar to recover carved fans left behind by their dying husbands. Deputies were beaten and fled as the furious crowd carried the fans home.
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Cherry
Chicago
Ieee
St. Paul
Chris" Myers
Myers
Taft to spend May 4 in St. Louis before trip
President Taft will stay all day Wednesday May 4 and the night after in St. Louis departing May 6. He travels from Cincinnati and will not stop in Indianapolis or Indiana on this trip. Secretary Wilson will accompany him. Secretary Nage will not join.
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Washington
D. C
Taft
St. Louis
Cincinnati
Indianapolis
Indiana
Fred W. Carpenter
Saunders
Business Men's League
Wilson
Department of Agriculture
Nage
Department of Commerce and Labor
Farmers’ Convention
Agriculture
Farm Work is Advanced in Atwood and Nearby Areas
In Atwood Tennessee ideal weather has agriculture ahead of typical seasons with substantial corn and cotton land being prepared and planted. Across Charleston Mississippi Charles A Murphy arrives to oversee Greenville Gas Co improvement work valued at about 50000 dollars. Carrie B Walsh widow and Evelyn B McLean daughter gain near total estate from Thomas Wality. estate valued between ten and fifteen million. Maryland Steel announces a five percent wage raise for its workers.
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Atwood
Tenn
Charleston, Miss
Charles A. Murphy
Ottawa, IL
Walsh
Washington, D. C
Carrie B. Walsh
Evelyn B. McLean
Thomas
Wality
Dean's Kidney Pills Proclaimed Life Saver by Mrs Jenkins
Mrs. M A Jenkins of Quanah Texas credits Dean's Kidney Pills with saving her life after severe illness and swelling. She says doctors warned she would die and describes gains in strength and relief from dropsy. Sold by all dealers 50 cents a box Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY.
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Bright
Dean
M. A. Jenkins
Quanah
Texas
Dean’s
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo
N. Y
Britain’s Rulers Reflect Welsh English and Scotch Alliances
The London Chronicle notes that Britain’s rulers span Welsh and English roots with Welsh Tudor precedence cited for a Great Britain government. It highlights Scotland’s influence on recent premiers and Ireland’s ongoing supply of leaders, while recalling historic English sovereignty gaps.
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Britain
Lloyd George
Queen Elizabeth
Great Britain
England
Henry Campbell- Bannerman
Balfour
Gladstone
Asquith
Ireland
Witness Recounts Courtroom Pressure in Quip
A court scene features a female witness calmly narrating cross examination pressure as a lawyer apologizes for the barrage of questions. She answers coolly that she is used to it and reveals she has a six year old boy at home.
A Small Loaf and a Half-Famished Fellow Sketch
A southern tale recounts a baker whose loaves grew smaller as he walked his rounds. At a doorstep a woman asked who was there and he replied he was the baker. She asked what he wanted and he answered to leave the bread, suggesting she simply pass it through the keyhole.
Dying Rich A Distant Idea From Carnegie Dinner
Andrew Carnegie derides dying rich at a Washington dinner. He notes the futility of keeping wealth after death and jokes that money cannot be carried in a shroud or melted if attempted. The Tatler mocks tariff reform and xenophobia in a humorous skit.
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Andrew Carnegie
Washington
Landlady and Former Mistress Clash in Courtroom
A judge recalls a landlady praised as honest by a former mistress who says the landlady never accepts even a request from me. The exchange underscores questions of integrity and credibility in the case.
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