The Marble Hill Press Humorous Scribbles and Opinions
The column from Marble Hill Missouri blends social skewering with satire on topics like divorce actions, rising food prices, Klondike jokes, lynching, wheat crops, and a fictional Swede’s wealth, while mocking grand civic monuments and Yale legends in a curio of early 20th century rural journalism.
French inquiry on names and a deadly palean trend
The French government investigates fashionable names linked to a dangerous trend at tributes. A cigarette brand shielded by a metallic lens is allegedly silvered lip paper, with analysis showing base tin attached by lead chromate. Youths may seek a silver tongue via a prescription mixing nicotine white lead and mercurial salts.
Ugandan Literacy Progress Reported by Missionaries
The Uganda people’s assimilation of civilization is praised as missionaries report. A Lusoga primer was published by Tomish Swabidungo of the Church Missionary Society press. The Milesuda boy printer, recently distracted, completed layout and printing of two thousand copies.
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Africa
Uganda
Shieo Stanley Browght
Church Missionary Society
Bis
Milesuda Boy
Strike elon and the spirit of brotherhood in crisis
A provocative historical reflection links labor struggles in a western state to broader social reforms. It cites a boss who paid what he could, praise for workers treated as men, and the impact of cooperative charity. The piece recalls a New York Children's Aid Society case sending a boy to Indiana and ends with Alaska's Gov. John Brady appointing him territory executive, posing a question about social mobility.
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Elon
Alwiss
Indiana
Children’s Aid Society of
New York
John Brady
Alaska
Germany
France
Great Britain
Society Lady Bemoans Degenerating Dance T Circuit
An English society lady stirs debate by saying dancing has degenerated. Ballet is nearly to the point where dancers must be regenerated or risk failing to impersonate Father Time's mother. A New York wife who sold her husband for 25 dollars seeks to retrieve him, possibly without success for that amount. Husbands appear cheap in New York at present. A professor chosen for a ship in one college is noted as a specialist in child study.
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Wnlsa
Father Time
New York
Elizabeth
British Admiralty
United States Coast Survey
Bank money prophecy sparks call to unite against greenbacks
A historic speech warns bankers seek to expand bank note issued power, urging Republicans and Democrats to unite behind a hard money platform. It recalls Bland of Missouri’s 1894 95 protest against gold standard easing and rail monopolies, urging Jefferson and Jackson era principles. The piece traces Democratic reform, Grover Cleveland, and the push for a constitutional money regime with government issued currency.
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Congress
Bland
Missouri
Democratic Party
Jefferson
Jackson
Grover Cleveland
Wall Street
United States
Towne Denounces Gold Clique in Wheat and Silver Debate
Former Congressman Towne argues against gold standard defenders and for silver in the 1898 campaign. He cites world wheat demand and U S production to show price rises stem from policy, not famine, urging American farmers to avoid policies harming producers abroad. He dismisses bimetallist triumphalism as premature and warns against pandering to famine fears.
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Towne
England
France
Belgium
Holland
Germany
United States
Fragmentary Quote: Policy Principles in National Debate
A truncated OCR line cites a policy statement about the country’s direction. The readable fragment references guiding principles and constitutional governance without specifying actors, dates, or events.
Harrity Seat Vacated by Pennsylvania Democratic Leader
John M. Garman, state chairman, calls for William F P Harrity to resign as national committeeman after a Reading meeting where the Pennsylvania Democratic committee declared the seat vacant by Harritys absence and perceived disloyalty. Garman demands an active, loyal successor and cites Harritys retirement from politics.
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State Democratic Committee of
Pennsylvania
Willam F. Harrity
Philadelphia
National Democratic Committee
William FP
Harrity
Reading
Robert E Wright
Chicago
State Convention
State Central Committee
National Committee
Jones
Bryan
Senator Jones
Democratic Party
John M. Garman
Om With His Wead Defenders of Brown Trustees urged
A Missouri professor in the state university faces critique as Brown University trustees, favoring free trade and bimetallism, are pressed to respond. The piece mocks gold standard supporters and predicts a rift among “gold clique” papers if a professor is dismissed.
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Brown University
Missouri
Brown
Poaing
United States
Andrews
Band of Gold
Democracy and Prosperity in Wheat and Banking Debate
A period editorial laments foreign demand boosting wheat prices while silver falters. It argues national banks and paper money oppose government money issuance, condemns national bank currency as unconstitutional, and portrays Mark Hanna's influence in Ohio mining districts amid calls to end national banks and redefine money.
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Mark Hanna
Ohio
Gold Democrats in Louisville Described as Holiness Critics
In a harsh critique the Gold Democrats at Louisville are branded lacking charity and burdened with denigration. The piece argues their self view as holy is misjudged and mocks the idea that Bryan voters are villains while Melkinley backers are puppets of radicals. It condemns Carlisle and associates for shifting from anti‑gold to pro‑gold and likens the Gold Democrats to religious fanatics burying themselves in National Bimetallist rhetoric.
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Louisville
Egonem
T. A
Kentucky Democrats
Mr. Carlisle
Carlisle
Russia
Gold Democrats
The Indian Insurrection Ties to Money and Famine
The Indian rebellion is linked to money issues as Hindus hoarded gold and silver in jewelry to weather hard times. Mints closing devalued these ornaments, forcing many to pawn for food, illustrating widespread distress and contributing to unrest against England.
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India
England
Inlia
William Forbes Mitchell
Eagiend
Electric Girl Of Kufs Sparks Scientific Awe In Germany
Barbra Roeschlau, a flaxen haired girl from near Kufs in Upper Franconia, displays electrical powers that emerged six weeks ago and recur irregularly. Doctors will study the case as it challenges explanations, while she fears possession by a malignant spirit and has left her home to work as a domestic.
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Europe
Kufs
Upper Franconia
Germany
Mide
Eusafia Paladino
Barbara Reexchlau
Hoffmann
Mystery of Berlin Woman Stump Strength Baffles Doctors
The text describes a powerful display by an Italian woman named Barbara whose force is strong enough to move a 200 to 300 pound water barrel in open air. Experts in Berlin may study her to uncover the mystery behind her strength and its source.
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Barbara
Berlin
Beams From Chesapeake Frigate Used In England Mill
The Chesapeake was captured in 1812, sent to Halifax and Southampton, then broken up in 1820. John Prior built a mill in Wickham using deck timbers thirty-two feet long and eighteen inches square, still bearing shot marks. A life of Captain Broke notes the mill’s outside quiet while memories of the battle and fallen officers weigh on the observer.
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Chesapeake
Shannon
Halifax
Southampton
England
John Prior
Tihe
Wickham
Captain Broke
Lawrence
Two Kinds of Mile Described in Early Text
The article explains two mile types, a statute or land mile and a nautical sea mile. It notes a statute mile equals 6,280 feet in length.
Miss Helen Goulds Gift Dormitory Opens at NYU
The New York University dormitory, funded by Miss Helen Miller Gould in memory of her parents, was formally opened last Thanksgiving. Chancellor MacCracken praised the building, noting its near perfection and no superior features. The four story dorm holds 112 students with 48 studies, 64 bedrooms, eight bathrooms, and ample storage, including built in closets and oak window seats.
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New York University
University
MacCracken
Helen Miller Gould
Jay Gould
Harvard
Yale
Barbara in Action and a Curious Nautical Mile
A kitchen scene ends with flying utensils striking Barbara and Mrs Hoffmann. Dr Wolfram attributes the events to a peculiar force in the girl. The article then discusses Paladino’s trance exploits and explains nautical versus statute miles, detailing definitions and exact lengths.
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Barbara
Mrs. Hoffmann
Clever Conjurers in a Daring Bamboo Pole Act
Hindoo jugglers astonish European shows with a 15 foot bamboo pole act. The performer wears a girdle around the waist, rests on a cushioned jog, and dances while pantomiming. He balances a needle on his nose and another on his chin, rotating them in opposite directions for a startling display.
Gaelic language speakers across regions noted in story
The article claims Gaelic is spoken as a full language by many in the United Kingdom and Ireland, listing Ireland, Wales, Hertland, Gorawal, Yorkshire, and a remark about a heartbreak scene with a mythical elf. It reads as a fragmentary OCR passage with nonsensical place names and errors.
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United Kingdom
Great Dunain
Ireland
Wales
Hertland
Gorawal
Yorkshire
Fireproof dormitory suited for many students
The building is described as fireproof with marble concrete halls. It offers varied room layouts including sixteen corner suites, sixteen smaller suites, sixteen large suites with two bedrooms, forty-eight single rooms, and sixteen large studios with interior bedrooms, all catering to one to three occupants per suite.
HON CHARLES F COCHRANE NEW MEMBER OF CONGRESS
Hon Charley P Cochrane of St Joseph represents the fourth Missouri district in Congress. Born September 27, 1848 in Kirkeville Mo he lived in Atchison Kas 1860 1885. A printer newspaper man lawyer he served as prosecuting attorney of Atchison county and as Missouri state senator. Elected to the Fifty fifth Congress as a Democrat winning 21512 votes to 17083 for the Republican and 148 for the Prohibition candidate.
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Charley P. Cochrane
St. Joseph
Andrew
Atchison
Buchananh
Holt, Nodaway
Platte
Kirkeville
Adair County
Atchison, Kas
Atchison County
Kas
Missouri Senate
Repub
Curlows Marriage Custom Described in Drittuny Theatre
In Drittuny theatre lore a curlows marriage rite is shown on coronation days with young women dressed in red garments bordered in white or yellow. The number of borders signals the portion the father offers his daughter, with each white band equating to silver hundred francs yearly and each yellow band to a substantial sum in francs.
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Drittuny
France
France Faces Meld Challenge With 4 Habting Force
France, population 20,000,000, plans a Meld effort by a 2,000,000 force to appear quickly. The proposal seeks rapid deployment and coordination across regions to meet near term demands, signaling a major mobilization and governance test.
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France
A Batch of Jokes From the Street Car Scene
A collection of short humorous quips and comments featuring characters such as Old Sonic Moss Fern Benedict Rounder and others. The bits touch on sobriety politics civil service reform examinations and reactions to women in public spaces, with light banter and playful jabs.
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Moss
Fern
The Hen fet Bight and a Hen Setting Grammar
A quirky note from The Californian News on language usage between sitting and setting. It argues the hen owner sets the hen while the hen sits, and a spelling quirk leads to a feathered bip ed refusing to sit on her eggs.
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Californian News
Definnes
Gralin- new grain drink tastes like coffee
Ask your grocer today to chew you a package of GRALIN- the new food drink that takes the place of coffee. The children may drink it without injury as well as the adult. All who try like it and looks like coffee but is made from pure grains. Sold at cents and 25 cents per package by all process. Tastes like coffee, Looks like coffee.
Mortality By Causes Among the Plebe According to Medical Authority
Figures show 6 per 1,000 dying of old age while gout and measles claim 1,200 and 13,400 deaths respectively. Apoplexy, erysipelas, consumption, scarlet fever, whooping cough, typhoid, typhus, and rheumatism also contribute, with averages varying by locality but reflecting overall population mortality.
New York dealer uses stamps to smuggle letters to Cuba
A New York postage stamp dealer devised a scheme to forward letters to a community by concealing them in wrappings protecting stamps sent from Cuba. Several important letters have recently arrived in New York by this method, escaping the strict censorship on outgoing mails.
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Cohn
New York
Jie
Cuba
New Yor
Silly Ads and Jargon in a Patchwork Page
A jumble of ad slogans and quirky phrases appears in a杂 page. It includes a dubious claim about insuring prompt service with tips, a fake medicine line up with Cancarets and Candy Cathartin, a note about refunds, and a Hawaii price fix. Separate bits touch on civics, mind cultivation, and a humorous bingo exchange about trading a tandem for wheels.
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