Marble Hill Press satire on politics and fashion
The Marble Hill Press column mocks campaign poetry and public reformers, with riffs on Morocco shows, Vesuvius, and fashion. It mentions a German steamship fleet raid and a Philadelphia trader resisting a fortune, while jokes about Newport wardrobes and international politics swirl through a mosaic of speculative satire.
Toombs County Town Choopee Noted By Atlanta Georgian
The Atlanta Georgian highlights that the town of Choopee lies in Toombs county and contrasts it with Such County. A Mira Woman leaves a $15,000 bequest to her washwoman, noted as a quip on starch and shirtwaist care.
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Choopee
Toombs County
German War Dept Invites Wilbur Wright in Berlin
The German war department invites Wilbur Wright to observe his aeroplane experiments in Berlin as a political gesture. The move is seen as aiming to pressure France by showcasing advanced flight work.
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War Department
Wilbur Wrieht
Berlin
Edison and Vesta Seen Capable of 100 Mile Electric Car
The public believes Edison could perfect an electric automobile running 100 miles without stopping if he devoted full attention to it, contrasting with Mr Vesta.
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Mr. Edison
Mr.Vesta
England Wages Spur Clerks Marriage Law Debate
The energy spent in England to rescind the regulation barring bank clerks from marrying before earning a stated salary could be better used to push for higher bank clerks salaries.
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England
Belfast grocer to close after 50 years in business
A Belfast grocer with more than five decades of operation plans to close out his stock and retire. It remains to be seen whether he still has items in stock that he changed when first opening his shop.
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Belfast
Small Argentine Ant Reaches Oakland and Louisiana
The Argentine ant has arrived in Oakland California and is now established in Louisiana near New Orleans. Though tiny, it is described as the most pugnant and destructive member of its family, raising concerns about its impact. It is noted as a small but provocative sign of emigration by Argentina.
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Cal
Louisiana
New Orleanus
Argentina
Meat prices blamed on wives serving steaks at home
An agricultural paper argues the rise in meat costs stems not from trusts but from young married women who, wary of jokes about novice cooks, have begun serving their husbands steak dinners. The piece portrays a shift in household dining habits affecting market demand.
Ed Morell Pardoned Robber Heads to Millwood for Venture
Ed Morell, who broke into the county jail in 1894 and served 14 years, has been pardoned and gone to Millwood to recover. He secured a life saving suit patent while imprisoned and hopes to profit from it. Morell is described as a peculiar, original figure and his future career will be watched with interest.
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Ed Morell
Millwood
Morell
Chicago
Gary
C. N
Ohio
Daniels
Marin J. Wade
Iowa
Haskell
Hnsketh
de Breyan
Roosevelts Tetter
Executive Committee
Brian
Striking Spell Variants Highlight July Readers’ Notes
A Philadelphia water supply bureau notes a July influx of letters on spelling of “hydrant” with 93 variants such as hy drant hidran hidone and highdun. The compilation mocks widespread illiteracy yet shows reader ingenuity in the curious spellings.
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Hisherdereant
Idron
Halfdrant
Hident
High Drain
Hodran
Idrand
Hydrine
Hiderun
Hyvan
Hidone
Hydunn
Hyderen
Hidran
Highdun
Defends His Administration in Funding Controversy
Washington report on President Roosevelt’s defense of his administration against money influence claims in the last campaign. The piece cites indictments, convictions, and ongoing cases involving major trusts, shippers, and railroad firms, with reference to critics and supporters including Gov. Haskell and Gov. Gilroy.
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Washington
Rlaagne
Wittens J
Lheygie Cratie
Paris Ark Phapfertua Wren
Standard Oil
American Luger Company
Swift & Co
Armour Packing Company
Cadabris Packing
Compan
Nelson, Morris & Co
Wreck Toll Rises in Montana After Collision
A Montana crash reports 271 dead with several victims identified including Millines and Youres Point residents. Injured survivors are hospitalized as authorities investigate the single horrific incident that shattered Millines, DilHess, Alchison, and nearby communities. Police say the cause remains under inquiry with extensive wreckage and survivor accounts surfacing.
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Millines
Mont
Nickersoot Bhardin
DilHess
Alchison
Fleet To Disappoint Manila Arrival In Shore Leave
In Manila, the naval authorities barred shore leave for visitors from the ships due to a cholera threat. The fleet's arrival prompted plans that could not guarantee a clean city before the visiting vessels anchored offshore.
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Nove Merenifs
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Fire destroys Excelsior Springs sanitarium and bathhouse
A fire in Excelsior Springs Missouri destroyed the Excelsior Sanitarium Bathhouse earlier Friday morning. Nine guests, four nurses and two bathing attendants were evacuated by staff and neighbors with little saved. The building, once a music hall, had been rebuilt in gray stone after earlier fires and was mainly constructed of white pine.
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Missouri
Excelsior Sanitarium Couranny
Music Hall
Hathhouse
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Nora Yates
Horr
Otek
Fire destroys fond du lac buildings after explosion
A late Friday fire in Fond du Lac Wisconsin started by a gasoline explosion in the Crescent Garage. High winds spread flames to nearby church property, with firebrands igniting roofs over a ten block area before it was contained by Saturday morning. Estimated loss around 8250000.
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Crescent
Shial
Promised to poison Rustin leads to shocking testimony
In Omaha Nebraska Mrs Abbie Rice the other woman in the life of Frederick T Rustin testified that Rustin told Charles E Davis had agreed to kill him in exchange for poison to end his life by suicide The trio including Rice conspired to murder the physician Austin then Nevis allegedly aided by turning to the plan and the doctor was found shot on his front porch
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Nebraska
Abbie Rice
Frederick T. Rustin
Shaver
Charles E. Davis
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Davis
Mrs. Rice
Austin
Nevis
Athletes Blessed By Fope In Rome Ceremony
In Rome the International Sporting Congress marked the pope’s jubilee with a Belvedere courtyard ceremony. National Gymnast Nastia Linn led a procession of athletes who received blessings from the pontiff as they paraded past, then the kneeling athletes were blessed.
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International Sporting Congress
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Belvedere
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Pepe
Boats Crash in Fog Halts Panic Aboard Commonwealth
New York reports the Fall River liner Commonwealth collided with and sunk the Norwegian steamer Volund early Saturday amid dense fog. The Commonwealth’s crew and officers calmly guided passengers from cabins to safety as the ship, badly damaged, was put out of commission. onboard travelers awoke to the shock and rushed to the decks in night attire while crew conducted orderly evacuations.
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FL Hlopkins Smith
Caleb West
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Volund
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Mio
Taft Denies Foraker Accusations In Ohio Clash
Ohio senator Foraker lodges broad charges against Taft, accusing him of insincerity and misrepresentation. Taft replies with a formal statement, calling the accusations baseless and detailing his positions on the Brownsville matter and joint statehood as he travels toward Minneapolis.
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Pfporaker
Taft
E Stine
Diane
Hot Springs
Micelles Bass
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Brownsville
Albert Lea
Minn
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United States
Paraker
Taft White
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Foraker
Bryan Replies to Roosevelt in Defense of Haskell
Milwaukee message from William Jennings Bryan replies to President Roosevelt’s comments on Gov. Haskell of Oklahoma. Bryan defends Haskell, questions trust influence, and cites campaign contributors including Morgan, Rockefeller, Carnegie, and Cromwell while challenging Roosevelt’s stance on monopolies and Hughes.
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Wis
Haskell
Gov. Haskell
Oklahoma
Patt
Hrvar
Oles
Steel Trust
Mr. Bryan
Gov. Hugches
Roosevelt
Hughes Election Fund
PL Morgan
John D. Rockefeller
Andrew Carnesie
William Nelson Cromwell
Bryan
Ge. Hughes
Judge Tart
Hearst Delivers Letters Attacking Parties at New York Convention
William Randolph Hearst spoke at the State Convention of the Independence League in New York. He renewed assaults on the Republican and Democratic parties and released letters claimed to be written by or to John D Archbeld of the Standard 671 Company. One letter was addressed to former Senator John Mc Laurin of South Carolina, and another from McLaurin to Archbeld claimed he could beat Tilhan if property and support were provided.
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New York
William Randolph Hearst
Independence League
John D Archbeld
Standard 671 Company
United States
John Mc MeLaurin
South Carolina
Melaurin
Archbeld
Tilhan
Belfast Spider Isaac Weir Dies in Somerville Home
Isaac D Weir known as the Belfast Spider and winner of the featherweight world title twenty years ago died Thursday at his Somerville Massachusetts home after a long illness He leaves a widow.
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Somerville
Sassachusetts
Isaac D. Weir
the Weir
Canada s Big Wheat Crop in Western Canada
Winnipeg Manitoba reports eight million bushels of wheat inspected to date this season far above last year and far from the eight percent of trade mills wheat. Early data show the crop largely low grade with a smaller portion meeting higher standards.
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Canada
Winnipeg
Manitoba
Senseiu
Sultan of Amzilar Plans Visit to Roosevelt in Africa
London reports the sultan of Amzilar announced at the Hotel Ritz his plan to visit President Roosevelt. He aims to visit the British protectorate on the east coast of Equatorial Africa and believes he can offer the president insights on his domain.
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London
Sultan of
Amzilar
Ritz
Roosevelt
Equatorial Africa
Thirteen Killed and 49 Hurt In Rail Collision
Thirteen persons were killed and 48 injured in a railway collision here Saturday when the engineer of one train ignored a danger signal.
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Republican Committee chair names replacement in Ohio
New York reports Chairman Hitchcock of the Republican National Committee says Charles H. Keating of Ohio will replace Thomas Volumen Dupont who resigned from the Executive Committee of the National Republican Committee.
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New York
Hitchcock
Republican National
Chihartes H. Keating
Ohio
T Volumen Dupont
Hurricane May Have Sunk Fox of Arendale Crew
In New York shipping circles it is feared Captain Thorsens and a crew of fifteen on the Norwegian bark Fox of Arendale were swept away in last week’s hurricane.
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Thorsens
Fox
Arendale
LEFT IT TO MRS BROWN IN DENTAL FETTLE STORY
A humorous vignette shows Rev Mr Brown deferentially trusting his wife in practical matters. A family dentist teases him about relying on Mrs Brown after a toothache message arrives. The scene notes the couple’s dynamic and a light domestic moment.
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Testing Paint Quality and Lead Safety in White Lead Use
Property owners are advised on handling paint work and the quality of White lead. The article cites National Lead Co as a major white lead maker and offers a test outfit for evaluating lead quality, with address at Woodbridge Building, New York City.
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New York
Dinner misstep cited in Everybody Magazine tale
A playful anecdote from Everybody Magazine recounts Mrs. Rorer noting a maid dropping and breaking a planter at a recent dinner, with the host dismissing the accident as common. A maid, formerly a dairymaid, leaves her job due to injuries, while Ottawa area business matters and a quack remedy claim by Frank J. Chesry are also mentioned amid imprecise notes.
New Wad Causes Delays in Show Time
In a humorous exchange Hewitt brags about a new wad while Jeaxti laments no chance to display it. Whenever asked the time, someone sews a clock before he can uncover his watch.
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Phrase on Technology Laughter Turns to Profanity
A dialogue notes how new telephone tech once sparked laughter then provoked profanity as its social impact changed over time. A cautious inventor recalls past ridicule, while a skeptic remarks on evolving reactions to innovation.
Emportant to Mothers and Teething Remedies
A fragmented ad page notes Castoria as a safe remedy for infants and children. It warns mothers to examine each bottle carefully and mentions teething relief and gut soothing effects. The text references various quotes and brands including Lewis mule Binder cigar and Mrs Winslow's soothing syrup.
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