Fragmentary Marbles Hill Press column riffs on society
A garbled Marble Hill Press item mocks divorce, fashion, and public life with jumbled observations from America's era. It cites hats, peace, and headlines about Spain France and London, mentioning Harry and a subway hospital kindness and a Parisian deodor.
Poolroom Robbery in North Dakota Sees $50 Stolen
Two men held up a North Dakota poolroom and fled with $50 in cash. The incident marks the first time the venue is recorded as suffering the worst of a day’s business.
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North Dakota
Health contagion theory debates contagion odds
The text discusses whether health is contagious and argues most people remain unaffected due to ordinary habits providing inoculation against catching illnesses. It presents a cautious view on the spread of health-related ideas and behaviors within a population.
Gen Andre Assault Incident Sparks Civilian Controversy
France's war minister Gen Andre, assaulted in the assembly, expresses strong resentment toward a civilian adversary attempting to engage in the clash. The incident underscores tensions between military leadership and civilian factions during the dispute.
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Andre
France
Mrs Maybrick Plans Book Despite Likely Poor Reception
Mrs Maybrick will write a book though its value is doubtful. The public will read it due to her involvement, chasing notoriety as a path to successful authorship.
Japanese minister jokes about surgery recovery
The Japanese minister is recovering from his recent surgical operation and is able to joke about it. Observers note the situation by suggesting a lighthearted parting with his vermiform appendix in a friendly spirit.
Rockefeller Jr Dedicates Bible Class Speech Against Wealth
In a Sunday Bible class, John D. Rockefeller Jr. denounced the rush for wealth and praised the dignity of small daily blessings. He argued that wealth makes it easy to scorn simple pleasures and noted the irony of enjoying riches.
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John D. Rockefeller, Jr
Cartoon Tinder Critics at Helm in Storm Time
The Manchester Mirror and American cartoon suggests relief in crises rests with a different leader, questioning the man who conjures up the wine while urging readers to prefer a steadier captain during storms.
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Manchester Mirror
London paper notes wife ends role six weeks after marriage
A London paper disputes whether a wife ceasing her role six weeks after marriage is inherent in nature or a result of observation biases, offering no definite conclusion in its report.
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London
War strain raises prices in Japan and teapot joke
Japan endures war stress as cigars rise from two to fifteen cents and beer climbs to twenty five cents per bottle, leaving travelers to joke that even the nation’s teapot feels the pinch.
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Japan
Tokio
Woman Portrayed as Wife Seeks Quit Claim From Man
A man living with a woman for years and presenting her as his wife petitions the court to compel her to quit claim any claim to being his wife. The case asks what legal remedy might follow and how courts handle recognition of domestic relationships.
After three days of joy New York fixes subway fault
After three days of unbounded joy over the new subway New York begins to find fault with it. The New Yorker may not be satisfied with heaven yet the reaction is unlikely to alter the outcome.
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New York
New Yorker
Utah Prospector Driven Insane by Solitary Mountain Duty
Thomas Murphie a Utah prospector endured years of isolation in the mountains driving him toward insanity and he had to be pursued and captured after a wild episode in solitude.
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Thomas Murphie
Utah
Man avoids injury after curbside hit by careless driver
A man struck by a repairless automobilist escaped serious harm. He rose, dusted off, and shouted after the fleeing driver, calling out the name Rojestvensky amid the seashine sircasm.
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Rojestvensky
Oldfield Sets Fast Car Pace Yet Again
Mr Barney Oldfield recently drove ten miles in nine minutes and twenty seconds paving the way for faster speeds. Public confidence grows that the automobile will reach maximum lawful speeds, or exceed them, as demonstrated by this bold achievement.
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Barney Oldfield
Mr Oldfield
Distinct Religions Count in Boston Surpass 541
Boston hosts 541 separate religions and several indigenous beliefs unique to Back Bay circles, considered superior within those exclusive groups. This reflection highlights the city’s rich religious diversity and local peculiarities shaping social circles.
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Boston
Duke of Albans Seeks American Wife for Crown Match
The duke of Albans, famed prize catch of English society, plans a voyage to America to seek an American wife. He aims to share his ducal distinctions by marrying an American woman, a union that would bring him a prized alliance and elevate his status among both sides of the Atlantic.
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Duke of Albans
America
Dressmakers Warn Material Needs Spark Marital License Quip
Dressmakers report thirty yards of material are needed for a woman’s suit this season. The remark adds a wry aside about why young men are delaying marriage licenses, reflecting social humor of the era.
Missouri Doings Plans Adopted for Draining Million Acres
Plans embraced by the Mississippi Valley Improvement Association to reclaim over a million acres in Missouri and Arkansas through a large drainage district. Sen J K Browning urged drainage measures in Missouri while Arkansas would mirror. United States aid debated with river and harbor act references. Sections from New Madrid to Piegott seen as promising for land reclamation and economic growth amid previous flooding.
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Mao
Valles
J. KR. Browning
Chis. Greene
Fitehead
Poinseth
Willie
Congress
St Francis River
Missouri
New Madrid
Stoddard
Mississippi
Diniklin Comnies
Ark
St. Francis
Mississipi Valles
Congress of
Caparhenrs
Dewdmds
Agrieutttuire
Missouwri
Arkansas
United States
Liverpool
Southens
Missour
Madrid
St Francis
Ssississingi Congress
Bridge collapse injures six amid early Lamothe span work
In Brunswick Maine a new county bridge over the Lamothe river north of town collapsed injuring six men two seriously. John McCherpy suffered head and chest bruises while John Frady sustained hip injuries. The failure is blamed on weak falsework under the spina long. Brunewick authorities investigate.
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Phat Grove
Moo
Lamothe River
Here
John McCherpy
Jolin Frady
Judge James Cooney Dies in Marshall Community
Judge James Cooney, longtime public servant and congressman from the Seventh District, died in Marshall after pneumonia and related complications. A native of Ireland, he immigrated as a child, studied at state universities, and built a legal career in Saline County before entering probate court, prosecutorial work, and finally serving as representative. He was active with the Latino County Bar Association and remembered for a career spanning law, public service, and community leadership.
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Cooney
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Ami
Bn Us48
Ain Orphan Party
Republic Schools
Af Laarotie
Teim
Arorno
Tseie
Acrine
Unii Bene
Disenalin Ae Sypris
Asscietba Fe Evsnirities
Circuit Court Clerks Organize in St. Louis Area
A fragmentary report outlines a St. Louis circuit court clerks organization meeting at state hall. It describes aims like promoting fellowship and efficient work, lists officers including secretary and treasurer, and names committees and tentative program plans for the gathering.
Fragmentary OCR notes reveal a local business list
The readable text names shops and items in a town commerce scene including grocer Ehkeden OGrittili and hardware dealer Har ry Squire, furniture firm Miller Lae tan & Co, and Doctor Squires, plus a Coleman Motel. The fragment mentions the Witt and Maks and hints at a larger set of merchandise.
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Ogrittili
Bioeter
Spencers
Bore Weltner
Elimtun Girifsth
Erorcers
Miller, Laetan & Co
Harry Squire
Doctor
Election Returns Nearly All In in Jefferson City
Election returns show nearly all counties reported by Friday with Missouri counties and St. Louis awaiting full canvass. Several counties including Adair Barton Carter Chaurk Dane Dettalb Jackson Knox Miller Res roads Ste. Greenevieve and St. Louis city listed as yet to be heard from.
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Jdefferson City
Mos
Ste. Greenevieve
City of St. Louis
Jury verdict in Kansas City case on theft of pipe
In Kansas City Missouri the jury in the case of Joh A Page returned a verdict of guilty on two indictments. The offenses involved theft of a meerschaum pipe and an ES.u0 package from a United States post office depot branch. The trial centered on the depot theft and the subsequent events leading to the pipe’s disappearance.
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Kansas City
Joh A. Page
Tle
St Charles Couple Wed at Litheran Church Ceremony
St Charles reports the marriage of Benton Roenker and Ila Semien at the Lutheran church on Thursday with Rev J A Ferbeatrich officiating. Attendants were Miss Stary Meiser and Oliver Peoneniver.
Mrs Patti Moore Dies After Long Illness at Age 52
Mrs Patti Moore, noted member of the National Mac ris' Society, died at home after a lengthy ailment. She was 52 and remembered for her community involvement and charitable work. The obituary notes her family and local ties.
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Kanens Cytv
Aloo
Patti Moore
Moore
National
Macris
Joplin Plans Site for Airfield at Wallon Station
A deed filed in the reporter's office transfers a twenty acre tract between Eighth and Ninth streets and east of Kentucky Avenue to TH. R. Conklin for a local company building a new totem station and airport terminal.
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Joplin
Jonling
TH. R. Conklin
Eighth
Ninth Streets
Kentucky Avenne
Mp. Conkifo
Wuwilding
Ste Genevieve Pioneer Judge Jade J Boxy Dies
Jade James J. Boxy, among Ste Genevieve's oldest and prominent citizens, served as Probate Court judge at his death in his home town. Funeral held Friday morning.
Robbery Charge Against Acgut Roney Declared
In Kansas City Mas John Rome alias Jota Murphys stands charged with taking part in a robbery at the Ekpetosville post office with Dale Johnson and Charles Sanders. The case references August 4 as the incident date. authorities report a prior acquittal.
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Acgut Roney
Kansas City
Mas
John Rome
Jota Murphys
Dale, Johnson
Charles Sanders
Ekpetosville
Offic
United Railway Company Sued in Cir cule Court
St Louis resident Miora Harrmel sues Loitel Brathwuss Company and St Louis Transit Company in Cir cule Court for 179 in damages alleging injury on Jefferson and Pestalozzi street on Aueus 27. case hinges on alleged incident and liability by two defendants.
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United Railway Company
St. Louis
Miora Harrmel
Loitel Brathwuss Company
St. Louis Transit Company
Jefferson
Remarkable recovery from rheumatism via Dr Williams Pink Pills
Mrs Enymia Heidebreder of Burlington recalls decades of crippling pain and weakness from rheumatism. After brutal attacks and failed doctor visits, she credits one box of Dr Williams Pink Pills with reducing symptoms. four months later she could do household work and remained well for years. The testimony also touts others who benefited and notes pills are sold worldwide.
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Enymia Heidebreder
Joy Street
Burlington
Towas
Tsa
Rand Lumber Gw
Sant
Dr. Williams
Tye
Pie World
Blanchard
Nashville
Tenn
Lydia E. Pinkham
Mrs. Pinkham
Yydin E. Pinksham
Mus
Braxcuano
Broad St
Lydia LE
Pinkham
Philadelphia
Mrs. Prykuan
May
Birch St
Revelers Ride Improvised Elevator Up 275 Foot Chimney
Fifty Philadelphia guests experienced a novel ascent to the top of a newly completed 275 foot chimney. An improvised elevator carried them up the shaft as a ceremonial celebration concluded and the platform near the top remained unfinished.
Mr Blank in Tidewater Courtship Note
A visitor asks a Tidewater resident about Mr Blank and Mrs Richard Blank. The inquiry touches his standings and financial responsibility and the reply describes him as a perfect gentleman with a hint of being short on cash.
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Mr Blank
Richard Blank
Tidewater
Mr. Blank
Antipodean Pearl Fishing Narrative
West Australian pearl fisheries employ 2,605 men with Linare Enehshinen cited. The average yield per boat per season sits at 625 dollars for pearls and 975 dollars per pearl shell. Last year the average earnings per boat were 4200 dollars, with the average per head around 420 dollars.
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West Austra Iit
Linare Enehshinen
Pierpont Morgan Reaches Out for News Distribution
The magnate plans to reduce reporters by shifting to a controlled news release system. He promises to share pertinent information with others while directing access through trusted channels. This move aims to streamline communications and manage press attention.
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Hoduk
Pierpont Morgan
Purssian Interior Minister weighs medical profession project
A commission is appointed to study a plan to matronalize the medical field making doctors state officials. The Interior Minister of Purssia considers the proposal and seeks formal examination of its implications.
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Purssian
Theniist
Mother Cray's Sweet Powders for Children
Claims a cure for constipation feverishness upset stomach teething disorders and worms. Says over 30 000 testimonials and urged for use by druggists with samples available from A S Olmsted Leltoy New York.
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Mother Cray
Tay
Muyse
New York
A. S.olmsted
Leltoy
N.Y
Ocean Current Depths Near Cape Florida and Cape Hatteras
The gulf stream lies 200 fathoms deep off Cape Florida while near Cape Hatteras it is only half as deep. The stream appears to have run uphill with an ascent of 10 inches to the mile.
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Cape Florida
Cape Hiatteras
Honduras Sees No Market For Cattle In Guatemala Gap
Honduras has had no cattle market since 1800 as financial troubles in Guatemala close avenues once supplying demand. The shift leaves Honduras without an export outlet and grappling with economic pressures on livestock.
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Honduras
Guatemala
Financelal
Cost Falls on Venice Campanile Reconstruction
The Italian government declines to fund the project, placing the full cost of rebuilding the fallen St. Mark's Campanile on the Venice municipality.
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Venice
St. Mark's
First Ice Cream Shipments by Tudor in 1805
Boston merchant Tudor shipped the earliest regular ice cream commerce in 1805, sending a load to Martinique as the first documented commercial distribution of the treat.
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Boston
Tudor
Martinique
Figures that Stagger in Space Travel Claim
A peculiar claim states the solar system moves toward Hercules at 20,000 miles per hour, with an estimated journey time of one million years. This framing suggests a broad celestial drift rather than a precise astronomical finding.
Swim With Eyes Above Water Habit Among Marine Life
Garfish, stintish, basking shark and dolphins all exhibit a habit of swimming with their eyes above the surface of the water.
Finest Rock Crystal Ball in Boston Fine Arts Museum
The finest rock crystal ball in the world resides at the Boston Fine Arts museum. It measures seven and fourth inches in diameter.
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Boston Fine Arts Museum
Hannibal Convocation Chooses Mexico for Meeting
The Hannibal Convocation of all Episcopal churches in northeast Missouri plans its next gathering in February in Mexico Missouri. The decision shifts the meeting site from Hannibal to Mexico for the regional church assembly.
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Mannibal
Hannibal
Missouri
Mexico
Harris Lectures on Banking Methods at Missouri University
Virgil M. Harris of Mercantile Trust Company of St Louis delivered a lecture on Banking Methods before Missouri University’s department of economics. This was the first in a series of lectures by premier bankers of Missouri, presented last week.
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Harris
Couimitta
Mon Virgil M. Harris
The
Mercantily Trust Company of St Louis
Department of Economics
Missouri University
Preminer Bankers of Missouri
England Well Watered by Waterways Network
The statement notes that including rivers and canals, no part of England is more than fifteen miles from water communication. It highlights the extensive reach of inland waterways and their role in connectivity across the country.
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England
Smallest Flowering Plant Described as Wolfia Microscopica
The smallest flowering plant is a species of Indian duckweed named Wolfia microscopica. Each plant bears two flowers, highlighting its tiny size and unique reproductive feature.
Reverend B F January Dies In Dixon At 71
Dixon Missouri report says Reverend B F January pastor of the local M E church died at his home after a short illness aged 71 years in this city.
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Dixon, Mo
B. F. January
M. E
Steel and Iron strength contrast in material test
A quarter inch steel bar withstood up to 332 pounds before breaking, while a bar of iron of the same diameter failed at 4,504 pounds, illustrating steel as the stronger material under similar conditions.
Bushels of Truth Generations Cycle Money and Ashes
A reflective quote section frames cycles of wealth across generations. It contrasts generation one earning money, generation two burning it, and generation three surviving by sifting the ashes. The proverb-style line attributes the thought to Puck.
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Puck
Mrs Fooks of Salisbury Claims Kidney Remedy Healed Pain
Mrs GW Fooks wife of Sheriff G W Fooks of Wicomico County Salisbury Maryland says she suffered eight years from a kidney complaint with tiredness breathlessness and bloating after meals and swollen legs. She claims Downey Pill relieved back pain after three days and the distress ended. Poster Million Co Buffalo NY sells it for 60 cents.
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GW. Fooks
Salisbury
G. W. Fooks
Wico- Tika County
Bricht
Poster Million Co
Buffalo
Baffling Mystery Cleared By Harpers Editor
Alden of Harpers explains manuscripts received by the magazine. Four of five submissions are rejected and once a year the first offering of a new writer is accepted. The piece addresses why despair has surrounded hopeful contributors.
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Harpers Magazine
Alden
Apd al
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Diplomat a Fine Pianist in Washington Embassy
Theodors Hansen new first secretary of the Russian embassy in Washington is master of the piano with touch technique and expression rivaling great professionals. He excels in modern French pieces and is particularly happy with his rendering of contemporary works.
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Theodors Hansen
Washington
Mr. Hansen
Lunch invitation found in dead friend’s handwriting
A Walthamstow resident received a letter addressed in a deceased friend’s hand bearing an invitation to lunch. The missive had been in transit for nearly a year, arriving long after the friend’s death. The case unsettled the recipient who reported the occurrence to local authorities.
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Walthamstow
Essex
England
Otis Parker Dies After Electric Shock in Pars Texas
Otis Parker was instantly killed at Pars Texas while using a telephone. He had the receiver to his ear when he dropped dead from an electric shock likely caused by the line crossing other wires. Mrs J W Glies of Everett Pennsylvania suffered what appeared to be a warning or related impact in the confusion, with garbled continuing text in the record.
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Otis Parker
Pars
Tex
Two New Jersey couples celebrate golden wedding
Family records note a golden wedding for two New Jersey residents. Amid scattered lines about kitchen fires and bean yields, the fragment hints at historical household milestones and agricultural figures. The text mentions lima bean production and a vast bean field requiring forty tons of seed beans to plant, alongside stray references to places and people.
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New Jersey
Gimes
Kaen Las
Pogeres
Fractured OCR Sparks Odd School and War Warning
A bizarre applicant tale from a western school asks about whipping children with a grotesque reply about punishment. Chancellor Crooses Football is named, while Syracuse University’s Day warns of reform battles and threatened action by the executive board to curb Syracuse youths amid life and limb dangers.
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Syracuse University
Grocer of Ossian Credit Grape-Nuts For Health Recovery
An Ossian Indiana grocer testifies from personal ordeal that six years of bowel trouble left him 88 pounds and bedridden. After three months on Grape-Nuts and cream he regained strength, now working fifteen hours daily and relying on the cereal for breakfast and often lunch. He reports steady regularity without laxatives and promotes the product to customers.
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Ossian
Ind
Lome
Elven
Postum Co
Battle Creek
Mich
Wellville
Salvation Army to Build Citadel in Cleveland
The Salvation Army plans a large citadel in Cleveland Ohio for institutional work with total cost about 90000. Fifteen thousand has been paid to date toward the building and site and an appeal to John D Rockefeller produced a pledge that by May 1008 he will make the final payment of Blu uuu if siii need correction not provided.
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Salvationists
Salvation Army
Cleveland
Ohio
John D. Rockefeller
A Kansas Editor Ruminates
A brief, wry verse fragment from Lane New Leaf noting hunting lore about a hansie to dian and the quirks of who is considered a regular Indi an girl, reflecting playful regional wordplay and caricature.
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Hansie Todian
Lane New Leaf
Musical Moonlight On Sleep In Harrisburg Room
Harvey Joyce of Tingley Pennsylvania shares a sleeping room with John Mehler, a violinist. The pair jostle in a hazy state as Mehler plays, while Joyce claims no memory of the performance and stares as the music unfolds.
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Harvey Joyce
Tingley
John Mehler
Joven Tank
Kiehlers
Hired girl's note on guest counts in Lawrence
A fragment from a Lawrence Kansas column recalls a hired girl reacting to local papers claiming fifteen guests were present for a dinner. She denies the claim saying only two of the party were sober enough to leave their beds. The piece praises the servant as a jewel and promotes Definitees Stareh as a universal product claim.
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Lawrence
Kan
Walking Fish and Curious Notes From The Times
A fragmentary column blends oddities from science and travel with garbled references. It mentions Napoleon, France’s population shifts, strange walking fish from Santa Catalina Channel, and a note on Alard Shheck, a German military attache in Washington. It ends with a children’s welfare product.
Discovered Glacier Report Shocks Explorers in Rockies
Reverend James Outram a Scottish climber scouting unexplored districts of the Rocky Mountains in British Columbia says he found a gigantic glacier on Mount Columbia covering 20 square miles. John S. Sargent, U.S. portrait painter, plans a trip to the United States to sketch President Roosevelt and is described as a confirmed bachelor who forbids the presence of women in domestic affairs.
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Rocky Mountains
Briteh Columbia
Mount Columbia
John S. Sargent
Roosevelt
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