Marble Hill humor and curious claims ripple in Missouri
A CHANGING MISSOURI PAGEANT OF QUOTES AND QUIRK. MENTIONS INCLUDE A PENNSYLVANIA BOY REMARKING ON HEAVEN, A TIBETAN LAMA CALLED AN IDIOT, METALS GETTING TIRED, AND BIZARRE NOTES ON AIR TRAVEL AND BIBLES IN HOTELS. ALSO A STATEMENT ON COAL MINE DEATHS SINCE 1880 AND A FUTURISTIC EVANSTON MAN WHO NEUTRALIZES GRAVITY.
Price of planes set at four thousand dollars
The article notes a probable first price of aeroplanes around $4,000, placing the new machines in competitive reach with ground speed devices and offering buyers a choice between transport options.
Wealthy St Louis woman linked to Ananias club
In St Louis society circles a prominent and wealthy woman is said to belong to the Ananias club. Local society appears unsettled with critics and shifting social pressures in the city.
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St. Louis
Ananias Club
Balloon damages garden in Germany sparks insurance question
A balloon descended abruptly a few days ago and wrecked a gardener's property in Germany. The incident prompts debate on whether insurers should offer policies covering damage from stray flying machines.
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Germany
The Lady's Realm note on politicians and hair
The writer in Lady's Realm remarks that bald men appear more successful in politics, while men with flowing hair are absent from the front benches in the House of Commons. This reflects a satirical view of appearance and political stature among MPs.
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M. P
House of Commons
Miss Anna Morgan Driven From Berlin Over Wealth
A Vienna paper says heiress Miss Anna Morgan, heir to 100 million dollars, was driven from Berlin where she planned to study politico social conditions. The beggars nobles and others allegedly besieged her for her wealth after news of the rich American girl arrived.
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Anna Morgan
Vienna
Berlin
Canal to open January 1 1915 announced
Col Goethals declares the Panama Canal will be ready for opening on January 1 1915 the date planned. Citizens may book passage and hotel rooms for the opening exercises and the race for spots on the first ship to pass through the canal may begin.
German physician lists diseases totaling over a thousand
A German physician estimates that diseases afflicting the human frame number more than 1,100. The remark recalls ex-office boys who faced many of those ailments while chasing the home team pennant, even killing off whole families of relatives in the process.
Oxford music professor plays two chess opponents at once
Sir Walter Parratt, newly appointed professor of music at Oxford University, is described as an avid chess player. He once attempted a simultaneous game against two men while also playing piano from memory pieces chosen by the players from classical composers.
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Walter Parratt
Oxford University
Circus break loose in Bound Brook blames Roosevelt travel
A circus escaped in Bound Brook New Jersey the other night and caused minor havoc including scratching a camel eating a heifer and being shot. Across the country 473 readers suggested Roosevelt should have visited Bound Brook rather than the African veldt to save time and money.
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Bound Brook
N. J
Mr. Roosevelt
Committee to study dangers of lead in pottery
A British government committee is formed to evaluate risks from lead used in pottery. It will report on how dangers can be reduced through improved appliances and methods, by limiting harmless compounds for raw lead, or substituting other materials for lead, and by other means.
Nighttime Park Row business lamplight thefts solved
A Park Row night business reports many incandescent globes missing and hires a detective. In 24 hours the sleuth traces the loss to gin bars on Park Row and Bowery, where each globe is treated as cash equivalent one drink of whisky.
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Park Row
Bowery Ginmills
Adamless Eden Returns to Long Island Scene
A new Adamless Eden era begins on Long Island inviting curiosity about who will take on the intimate tasks of securing homes during rain and night. The remark implies concern over private gendered roles emerging in a modern housing setting.
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Long Island
Young NY Teens Seek Divorce After Suicide Attempts
A 15 year old wife petitions for divorce while a 16 year old in New York is said to have survived a self harm act in what is described as her fifth attempt. The report hints at a social warning about child marriages and arranged unions.
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New York
Demand Kaiser Give Up Place In German Crisis
Berlin reports Maximilian Harden urged Emperor William to abdicate citing prior family plans. Century magazine to publish Kaiser interview in December stirs alarm. German embassy seeks text to block objections. Public anger grows over Kaiser comments and Casa Blanca incident fueling anti absolutism.
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Maximilian Harden
Die Zueuitt
William
Harden
Round Table
Century Magazine
Kaiser
London Telegraph
Germany
Washington
Casa Blanca
Morse Still Defiant After Sentencing in New York
Charles W. Morse, defiant after receiving 15 years from Judge Hough, denounced the prosecution as a ploy to satisfy public demand for punishing a rich man. At 53 he calls the sentence a life term, blames politicians, and plans to seek bail via a writ of error granted by Judge Lacombe. He slept in his Tombs cell, offered ward robed comforts, and remains hopeful for temporary freedom through counsel.
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New York
N. Y
Hough
Charles W. Morse
Tme
Four Men Entombed After Mine Explosion in Rend City
Four miners are trapped hundreds of feet underground after a massive underground blast at a Rend City coal mine. Flames rage, shafts wrecked, rescue teams from Benton and nearby towns assist, with no clear verdict on survivors. Families suffer as improvised buckets and short shifts are used to reach the entombed men amid extreme heat and toxic gas.
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Rend City
Ill
George Reed
Patrick Dailey
Benton
Bend City
Christopher
Lesser
Walier
Banker Kills Mother Then Dies in Anconia Fight
New York banker and broker Nelson Reid allegedly shot his mother on the fourth floor of the Anconia at Seventy third Street and Broadway, then died by gas asphyxiation. A maid found the bodies after gas was traced to the apartments. the mother lay on a bed, died at least ten hours earlier. Guests last saw the pair alive about 9 p.m. Tuesday. motive remains unknown.
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New York
Nelson Reid
Anconia
Seventy Third Street
Broadway
Nebraska University Head Resigns
Lincoln Nebraska Benjamin Andrews chancellor of the University of Nebraska resigns at a regents meeting. The board accepts the resignation which takes effect January 1. Andrews has been in poor health and had earlier attempted to resign but stayed on after urging.
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Nebraska University
Lincoln
Ned
E. Benjamin Andrews
University of Nebraska
Board of Regents
Andrews
Complete Nevada Returns Shows Bryan Ahead by 500
Reno reports complete returns at midnight indicating Bryan leads by about 500 in Nevada. Senator Newlands exceeds 2000 as the victor for the United States Senate. George Bartlett wins Congress by around 2500, running well ahead of the ticket.
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Reno
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Francis G. Newlands
Flanian
United States
George Bartlett
Congress
Miners Troubles Settled in Montana Coal Field
In Montana, conflicts at Spring Creek Coal Co. near Lewistown ended Friday after executives of the Montana coal shippers association and United Mine Workers district No. 16 set a tonnage scale. Workers sought 1.30 per ton, the company offered 1.25, and a compromise was reached at 1.20 per ton.
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Mont
Montana
Montana Coal Shippers Association
United Mine Workers District No. 16
Spring Creek Coal Co
Lewistown
Hains Brothers Prepare Case With Jail Conference
In New York City counsel for Peter C. Hains and T Jenkins Hains plan an all day Sunday conference in Queens county jail to prepare their defense. Joseph A Shay confirms lawyers will work in Jenkins cell and potentially with Captain Hains if he is rational. Mrs Peter C Hains Sr has collapsed again after two prior nervous breakdowns since her sons were jailed for the killing of William E Annis.
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New York
N. Y
Peter C. Hains
T. Jenkins Hains
Queens County
Joseph A. Shay
Joan F. MelIntire
Hains Brothers
Jenkins
Hains
Pittsburg Kidnap Attempt Ends in Father's Death
William Evans aged 54 formerly of the city died in Monongahela after attempting to kidnap his 6 year old son. He was arrested during the attempt and died in jail from heart disease shortly after.
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Pittsburg
William Evans
Monongahela
Widow of Col Evans Hangs Self in Elkton Home
Mrs Annie Evans widow of Col Andrew W Evans United States Army hanged herself at her Elkton Maryland home. No further details given.
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Col. Evans
Elkton
Annie Evans
Andrew W. Evans
United States Army
Motiveless Tragedy Ends In Double Murder Suicide
In Chicago a 31 year old woman Catherine Lynn while temporarily insane killed her 3 year old daughter Mary and wounded a neighbor's 6 year old son before slashing her own throat from ear to ear. Both victims died at once. The act occurred at her home as she worked, neighbors arriving after cries found the mother and child dead.
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Chicago
Catherine Lynn
Mary
Cement kills 3000 trout at Coatesville dam
Thomas Windle of Coatesville Pa repairs his dam and uses new cement to seal a leak. He kills about 3000 trout in the process and orders helpers to remove and dress them. He salted two barrels of trout for winter use.
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Coatesville
Thomas Windle
Chestnut Crop in New Jersey Reaches Good Level
Newark New Jersey reports a robust chestnut crop for the past decade with many trees heavily laden. Despite smaller nuts this year they are largely worm free and farmers have already stored ample winter reserves.
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Newark
N. J
New Jersey
Admiralty to Sell Refloated Cruiser Gladiator
London reports the admiralty will sell the refloated cruiser Gladiator to ship brokers. Salvage costs total about 325000 dollars to date. Sale as is could fetch 40000 to 50000 dollars, while if sold as laid up would have yielded around 40000 dollars but a total of about 215000 dollars of national money is lost in salvage.
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London
Admiralty
Traveling man ends life at Rock Island depot
Oklahoma City report says Frank Delong, a traveling man, killed himself by leaping before a moving Rock Island train at the depot. He once lived in Sioux City Iowa, as letters found revealed.
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Oklahoma City
Frank Delong
Rock Island Depot
Sioux City
Man Claims Unawareness of Mother in Support Case
Philadelphia report of George Cody before Magistrate Beaton explaining he failed to support his aged mother because he did not know she was alive until she secured an arrest warrant. The unusual defense centers on his unawareness of her status and pursuit for support.
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Philadelphia
Beaton
George Cody
Bank Partner in Mayence Ends Life After Losses
Karl Oppenheim, partner in a longtime Mayence bank in Resse, died by self-inflicted gunshot here after heavy financial losses were reported as the cause. The tragedy unfolds amid concern over the bank’s stability and local economic impact.
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Mayence
Germany
Karl Oppenheim
Resse
Lavish With Gifts Admirals Attend Farewell Dinner in Amoy
Admirals of the fleet and staff along with captains and midshipmen were hosted at a farewell dinner on shore in Amoy. Prince Yu Lang presided as dignitaries toasts were made while Admiral Emory praised China’s friendly reception. Gifts included inlaid blackwood furniture, tea, grapefruit, and silk embroideries with Adm. Sperry to receive several items.
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Amoy
Prince Yu Lang
Peking
Emory
China
Admiral Emony
Prince Yu Lane
Admiral Sah
Admiral Sperry
Buddah
George Mark
Young Men's Christian Association
London May Cruise World Rumor Sparks Naval Debate
London reports suggest Britain may consider a world voyage by a fleet after American maneuvers. Admiralty officials refused to confirm or deny plans, implying possible consideration but noting current European politics make a full dispersal unlikely.
Congress Ends In Fight In Quito Ecuador
An extraordinary session of the Ecuadorian congress ended amid riotous scenes and a serious clash between government and minority factions. Ministers, especially the finance minister, faced accusations of fraud as supporters attacked deputies leaving the chamber, with many wounded in the melee.
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Quito
Ecuador
Congress
California Man Committed After Outburst Aboard Ship
John Kearney of Monterey California showed symptoms of insanity on the steamer Majestic during the voyage to New York. He was taken ashore on arrival and admitted to Bellevue Hospital after becoming violent and being locked up by the ship’s surgeon.
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New York
Symptons
John Kearney
Monterery
California
Majestic
eBllevue Hospital
Kearney
West to Be Re Appointed by President Roosevelt
Henry L. West, a former newspaper man and one of the three district commissioners, will be re appointed by President Roosevelt for another term. He was first appointed in October 1902.
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Washington
Henry L. West
Roosevelt
Priest Dies in His Church During Funeral Rites
In Pittsburg at St George's church Reverend Father Bernard, once famed Passionist, collapsed and died of heart disease while attending a funeral service for a former parishioner.
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Pittsburg
St. George's Church
Bernard
Six Workmen Killed in Wisconsin Central Explosion
Six workers died when a boiler used in wet drilling exploded at the Wisconsin Central roundhouse in Superior Wisconsin. One man was fatally injured and four others were slightly hurt in the blast.
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Superior
Wis
Wisconsin Central Roundhouse
Perfect Health After Years of Backache and Kidney Disorders
Northwood Iowa resident Mrs R C Richmond chronicled kidney trouble backache dizziness and bearing down pain. After using Dean's Kidney Pills she reports cure after three boxes with continued health. Sold by all dealers 50 cents a box Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY.
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R. C. Richmond
Northwood
Iowa
Dean
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo
N. Y
A Mere Cipher Dialogue Turns on Impossibility
A brief exchange contrasts Bertha and Bertie over impossible tasks. Bertha asserts Bertie is simply impossible while Bertie protests. The humor hinges on wordplay about feasibility and names.
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Bertha
Bertie
Boy's Eczema Cured by Cuticura Remedies
A Newark mother reports her six week old son suffered a severe facial eczema lasting seven years with crusted, raw skin. After failed treatment by top dermatologists, Cuticura Remedies relieved symptoms and allegedly cured the condition, with no relapse.
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John G. Klumpp
Niagara St
Newark
N. J
Horse trade humor from the Houston Post
A Houston Post quote jokes about conscience after horse trading. The speaker notes that when a trade ends with a clear conscience, the trader often ends up with the poorest horse. The remark frames trading as a test of shrewdness and luck.
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Houston Post
Public Credulity and the Quack in Public Life
A London Hospital note states that even with greater education and rising literacy, the public remains highly receptive to quacks and charlatans. Figures show the credulity of the masses persists despite broader knowledge and increased spending power.
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London Hospital
Uncle Zebulon Declines Meningitis Joke Over Dinner
Uncle Zebulon visits his nephew in the city and, while waiting for dinner, is asked if he ever had cerebro-spinal meningitis. He responds with a curt no and a preference for fried liver and bacon, ending the exchange with humor.
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Zeb
Zebulon
Big
Health Regained by Right Food Grape-Nuts Story
A Michigan woman recovering from an operation describes severe indigestion and nerve strain. After a year of illness she starts eating Grape-Nuts and within two months regains appetite, steadier nerves, and willingness to work. She credits health return to Grape-Nuts and notes lasting relief from stomach trouble. “There’s a Reason.”
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