Satirical Quotes From The Marble Hill Press
A column of witty quips on politics religion and society from the Marble Hill Press in Marble Hill Missouri. It laments boasts pessimism and pretended virtue while puncturing public figures and social foibles. The piece references the U S Senate the Boer war and Philippine conflict figures including Pedro Paterno and General Otis.
Heliograph advances augmenting war telegraphy and other tech feats
The article surveys heliograph use in the South African conflict noting sun flashes as telegraphy, electric searchlights extending range to 400 miles, and success with besieged Ladysmith and Kimberley. It also covers Antwerp’s Belgian dredge vessel trial, its vast orders, and reactions from European ambassadors.
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Ladysmith
Kimberley
Democratic Letter on Army Officers Cash Perks in Cuba
Washington correspondence accuses Army officers in Cuba of drawing extra pay and Cuban revenue bonuses beyond their salaries. The piece critiques Secretary Root and the administration, links double salaries to Porto Rican governance, and denounces navy and armor plate spending as wasteful and politically motivated. It warns of congressional scrutiny and continued extravagance while aiming to influence voters ahead of elections.
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Washington
Cuba
War Department
Root
United States
Havana
Congress
Jackson Day Tax Demands Amid Republican Power
Fragmentary political note arguing taxes will be borne by people in peace while Republicans hold power to continue the excise. Mentions Jackson Day as a political motif.
McKinley Called Apostle of Cant at Missionary Meetings
The Newark Ledger argues that President McKinley embodies cant at Ocean Grove and Carnegie Hall appearances. It accuses him of lip service and hollow phrases, contrasting lofty hymn moments with his alleged crimes and shallow rhetoric.
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Mr. McKinley
Ocean Grove
Carnegie Hall
Greenland
India
Bishop Heber
Apostle of
Republic
Newark
N. J
Ledger
Avoid Permanent Alliances with Foreign Nations
The text argues for steering clear of permanent alliances to preserve republican liberty and national prosperity. It cautions against entangling the country in Europe’s disputes and warns that foreign entanglements invite corruption and betrayals by ambitious or deluded citizens.
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Europe
The New Democracy Founds Firm and Regenerates Party
The National Watchman claims the New Democracy reclaims the party from moneyed interests and their agents, uniting voters in cities behind reform. It notes Democrats polled a record tally, asserts ongoing steadfast fidelity to foundational principles, and stresses popular government against foes.
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Democratic Party
Hannalle
Hoar Critiques Imperial Drift In Senate Speech
Senator Hoar delivers a pointed speech warning against moves toward imperialism and the erosion of republican principles. He laments party loyalty overriding conviction, arguing perseverance in current policy would transform the republic into an empire under a Republican banner. He cites Washington’s warnings and questions why Massachusetts leaders back party aims at empire.
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Senate
Massachusetts
Republican Party
Aaron Burr
George FP
Washington
Hoar Diaregard
Change of Mind on Trade Policy Cited
Despite claims by Mr Groovenor that the president had not substantially shifted his stance on free trade toward Puerto Rico McKinley remained fixed in his position. The sugar and tobacco tracts hindered any notable alteration, reflecting the political tightrope surrounding policy.
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Groovenor
Puerto Rico
McKinley le
Port
Jeffersonian Expansion in Senate Speech Against McKinley Policy
Senator Hoar of Massachusetts argues expansion under Thomas Jefferson, framing it as expansion of freedom, not despotism. He contrasts Jeffersonian ideals with Burr and criticizes current Republican policy, invoking the Declaration of Independence, equality, and the nation’s construction.
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United States Senate
Hoar
Massachusetts
Thomas Jefferson
William McKinley
Edward Everett
Heaven
South America
Europah
Aaron Burr
Republican Party
Republics Cannot Govern Colonies, Warn Webster
In a March 23 1848 Senate speech Daniel Webster argues against extending democracy to conquered peoples and colonies. He warns that ruling diverse populations from distant territories risks uniting in opposition and deforming the Constitution into a monster. He emphasizes the danger of aristocratic or monarchical rule emerging from democratic states.
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Rustia
Ukraine
Caucasia
Kamchatka
Daniel Webster
United States Senate
Costly religious pageant sparks political backlash
The ta-ra-ra boom de sy shows a costly Philippine commemoration led by President Behurman costing taxpayers 117186. Critics deride Government by communion and imperial luxury under the Republican administration, warning of political weariness as Manassa City Times notes the revolver threat among old regiments.
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Feasoy Behurman
Taft
Manassa City
King Don Chapter IX Continues Rescue and Hope at Sea
The tale follows Don trapped by a deadly grasp as Lil Billie watches over him in a brutal sea battle aboard a ship. rescue efforts unfold with lifeboats and surgeons, while Lil Lillie endures fear and care, praying for Don's survival and planning a future together.
Gambler Joseph Jewell Now Pauper on Blackwell's Island
Once famed New York gambler known as Gambling Joe, Joseph Jewell is now 65 and living on public charity on Blackwell's Island. He blames his ruin on reform and quitting gambling, once losing as much as eight thousand dollars in a single poker session. He comes from a prominent family. cousin Marshall Jewell was postmaster general under Grant and Russia ambassador, and Pliny Jewell was a friend of Harriet Beecher Stowe. He notes his life would be different if he had never quit gambling and urges youths to beware the lure of the profession.
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Pedro Paterno
Filipino National Assembly
General Otis
Senor Paterno
Aguinaldo
Otis
Europe
Antwerp
Belgium
Australia
India
Germany
France
Argentine Republic
Russia
State Department
Holloway
St. Petersburg
Congress
War Department
Annapolis
Don
Roddy
Gabie
Lille
Lillie
Lfe
Mane
White
England
Solent
Southampton
Roddy Uni Ds
Isle of Wight
Littie
New York
Joseph Jewell
Blackwell's Island
Jewell
Hla
Marshall Jewell
Grant
Pliny Jewell
Joseph Jewels
Harriet Beecher Stowe
Cats for Company at Long Island Life Saving Stations
A New York Journal report notes life saving crews along Atlantic Long Island beaches shelter cats to keep rats in check and provide companionship. Capt John Edwards at Short Beach station near Freeport houses about fifty cats, whose presence aids morale and safety as signals trigger all cats to gather, then respond to meals when the cook whistles.
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Atlantic
Long Island
Uncle Sam
Cnts
John Hdwards
Short Beach
Freeport
New York Journal
Million Dollar Fee Lawyer James B Dill Dominates Wall Street
James B Dill, famed for settling Carnegie Frick disputes and drafting articles forming a large New York corporation, reportedly earned a $1,000,000 fee. Yale graduate, former newspaper reporter, horse enthusiast with a Huntington estate, Adirondack camp, and sloop The Police. He serves as commodore of the Huntington Yacht Club.
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James B. Dill
Carnegie-Frick
United States
Wall Street
New York City
Yale
Emma H
Huntington
S. 1
Adirondacks
the Police
Sarsaparilla Cure Promises Restored Vitality
An ad touts blood worth and body vigor, claiming Hubbard sarsaparilla or Mood’s Sarsaparilla revives tired, weak muscles nerves and organs. It cites a customer, W. K. Bates of Milford Ohio, reporting improved appetite and energy after small doses.
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A Very Modern Mars and Wartime Echoes
A fragment from a 1900s style dialogue questions Lt Rageley's claimed wit and heroism alongside a war note. A judge and attorney debate a Boston witness as a Spanish fort siege memory surfaces. Also mentions Allen's Foot-Ease powder and Pasteur Institute vaccine notes with fatal outcomes.
Lane's Family Medicine Move the Bowels Daily
Erratic fragment cites Lane's Family Medicine claiming daily bowel movement aids health and liver action. Mentions chronic headaches and odd lines about Urice and Min, with a misquoted Wellington quote. Source text is incomplete and unreadable in places.
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Lane
Unclear Fragment Hints at Colorado City Dwelling Situation
A fragmented passage mentions a young lady connected to Mr Meeker and a statement about languages. It also notes residents of Colorado city eyes and a building sheltering possibly thousands of people, but details are incomplete and uncertain.
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