Fragmented 1900s scribe notes mixed humor and news items
A fragmented Marble Hill Press notes column from Missouri headlines a string of witty quips and brief items. It mentions wireless firms shrinking seas, a Turkish base loss, a Frenchman claim, and playful jests about pennants, babies costs, and a burglar posing as a witness.
Odd News Snippets Stir Readers With Quirky Claims
A Philadelphia man imagines living on $1 a week while pondering season tickets for all games. The prince of Wales reportedly plans to take Jesse on aviation. Debates flare over Ty Cobb and Honus Wagner. San Diego police confiscate 1,200 pounds of dynamite. The sultan of Mercedos shelters 3,000 refugees in Tangier. A Trenton man says he cannot sleep for 30 years. A fitness column calls swimming safest, while warning against rocking boats in popularity. Shoe makers draft larger women’s shoe sizes. An inventor touts a safe aeroplane amid doubt. A Frenchman leaves behind a $40 button collection, living a perpetual game of buttons.
Woman Pushes Cincinnati Curfew Law Targeting Men
A Cincinnati woman advocates a curfew law applicable only to men. She argues happiness at home comes when men are kept in check and asserts that such a statute would mark a high point in civilization.
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Cincinnati
Gotham reveler arrested after cemetery jet purchase
An intoxicated Gothamite was arrested while celebrating a cemetery jet purchase. Police reportedly restrained the celebratory object as the scene shifted from merriment to a grounded incident.
Republic Oil Co. Pays $50,000 Fine in Missouri
Gov Hadley sues Republic Oil and Standard Oil after fines from Missouri Supreme Court. Republic Oil Co. sent $50,000 certified to clerk as payment. Standard Oil also paid, with Republic not seeking court modification to resume business. Attorney general may require interest. both firms reportedly have limited Missouri property and plan to stay out.
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Jeferson City
Frank Hegerman
Kansas City
The
Republic O
Supreme Court
Missouri Supreme Court
States Supreme Court
Gov
Madley
Tierney Gether
Standard Oil Co
Republic Oil Co
Missouri
Major
Hagerman
Aviator Farnum Fish Faces Court Fine In Grant Park Landing
Chicago reports aviator Farnum Fish charged in police court with violating a city ordinance by landing in Grant Park. He also faces the challenge of moving the aircraft without infringing the ordinance again.
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Chicago
Farnum Fish
Grant Park
Titanic Victims Found and Express Robbers Guilty
Report claims two masked bandits robbed a fast train near Hat Henburg eight miles south of New Orleans, seizing 150000 to 250000 dollars and blowing the express car with nitroglycerin. Eight lives were feared aboard as passengers faced a panic while authorities link the incident to the Titanic disaster lifeboat remnants and bodies recovered by the White Star liner Oreanle, with investigators noting cork marks and rings among belongings.
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Hattiesboro
Miss
Queens& Creecent Road
New Oriente
Hat Henburg
R. Lews
New York
Chicago
Titan
Liser Oreanle
Parkenger
Thompson Beattie
Wiliame
Cordia
Philadelphia Magistrate Advises Lenient Drunk Offenders
Magistrate Campbell expressed the opinion that a man who recants a day free from drink might be discharged if he promises to curb his drinking. The magistrate intimated that any person brought before him for drunk issues would be discharged on such a promise to refrain.
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Philadelphia
Magistraty
Campbell
Fires threaten Yukon valley forest near towns
In the Yukin valley between Big Salmon and Stuart City Ravex forest fires race, forcing evacuation risks as rearing furnaces loom. Reports say Pom albly 1,000,000 cords of tinter ruined adding to the disaster's toll.
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Sinitie
Yukin Valley
Big Salmon
Stuart City
Ravex
Democrats to Push Tariff Bills in Congress Caucus
Democratic senators held a caucus and decided to press the passage of all pending tariff bills before Congress adjourns. Resolutions were adopted to provide for successive votes on the tariff measures.
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Washington
Taft and Roosevelt Supporters Elect Delegates in Texas
Separate conventions were held by Taft and Roosevelt supporters to contest delegations to the Republican national committee. In Texas five congressional districts elected delegates.
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Taft
Col. Roosevelt
Republian
Texas
Nine Hurt As Train Coach Struck By Switch Engine
A rear coach of the Atchison Topeka and Santa Fe line near Chicago suffered injuries to nine passengers when the coach was struck by a Monon switch engine causing partial wreckage.
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Chicago
Los Angeva
Atchison, Topeka & Atta Fe
Monon
Emperor Receives Panatia Exposition Commission in Audience
Emperor Francis Joseph of Vienna welcomes the Panatia exposition commission led by John Hays Hammond. The emperor cordially greets the commission members as they meet.
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Vienna
Francis Joseph
John Hays Hammond
Corpus Christi gun battle leaves two officers dead
In San Diego a gunfight between Mexican fighters ended with the deaths of two county officers and another man, all Mexicans. Three combatants were arrested.
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Corpus Christi
Tex
San Diego
Chicago Woman Plans Walk to Denver for Health
Chicago resident Mrs. Marie Josephine Banks announces a health trip by foot to Denver starting around June 1. She will carry a knapsack outfit and undertake the long walk to improve her wellbeing.
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Chicago
Denver
Marie Josephine Banks
Banks
Rebels Defeated as Taxco Captured in Guer rero War
In Mexico City federal forces led by Captain Sanches crushed insurrectos led by Jesus Salgado in Guer rero. Government troops captured the town of Taxco amid the conflict.
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Mexico City
Captain Sanches
Jesus Salgado
Insurrectos
Guerrero
Taxco
San Diego Attack Narratives About Ken Reitman
San Diego reports present three versions of an assault on Ken Reitman, Emma Goldman’s manager, with claims he was taken from a hotel to a ranch and tarred and warned not to return. One account says vigilantes abducted him during Goldman’s speech. another alleges he was forced to kiss the American flag. a third claims branding with the initials I W W for Industrial Workers of the World occurred before the turning away.
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Sos
Reitman
Emma Goliman
Baltimore copper works strike closes plant over wage rise
A strike by about 600 Baltimore copper works employers demanding a 50 cent daily wage increase led to the plant's closure, affecting roughly 1,009 workers.
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Baltimore
Baltimore Copper Works
Tragedy On Stage At Winnipeg Orpheum
Warren Conian collapsed and died on the Orpheum stage in Winnipeg, with only a handful of theatergoers aware a tragedy had occurred.
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Winnipeg
Warren Conian
Orpheum Theater
Wealthy Des Moines Pioneer Hangs Self in Barn
Des Moines resident Ila-Henry Homer aged 66, noted as a wealthy pioneer, was found in a barn after hanging himself with a rope chain. The body was discovered by his daughter, a schoolteacher.
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Des
Wichita youth Sam Wilber found after raid near Tampico
Sam Wilber an 18 year old from Wichita was taken from his father’s ranch near Tampico Mexico several days ago when guerrillas raided and burned the property. He has been located in a Tampico prison.
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Wichita
Sam Wilber
Tampico
Mexico
Ecuador Must Pay Damages Amid US-Ecuador Tensions
Washington reports intensified talks as the United States pressures Ecuador to settle debts tied to a railroad dispute. Acting Secretary Huntington Wilson cites patience with Ecuador's delays while diplomatic strains grow. A potential US naval presence in Ecuadorian waters looms if issues remain unresolved.
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Washington
United States
Ecuador
Eccasdorian
State Department
Huntington Wiipon
Ameresa
Ecuadorean
Guardian for Astor Widow Named Special Guardians
Surrogate Fowler appointed Langdom I Marvin a lawyer as special guardian for Vincent Astor, son of the late Col John Jacob Astor, and Henry A. Gildersivere as special guardian for Mrs Madeline Talmage Fores Astor, the young widow.
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New York
N. Y
Fowler
Langdom I Marvin
Vincent Astor
John Jacob Astor
Henry A. Gildersivere
Mra
Madeline Talmage Fores Astor
San Diego IWW faces sedition charges rise
In Los Angeles a Washington report notes the United States district attorney plans to prosecute IWW leaders for sedition amid growing free speech agitation. The action follows unrest in San Diego and other Pacific coast cities as authorities aim to curb labor movement.
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Los Angeles
Cal
San Diego
Pacific Compt
Industrial Workers of the World
United States District Attorney
Industrial Workers
Indictments Charge Armour & Co in Federal Case
A federal grand jury returned indictments against Armour and Company meat packers for criminal violations of U S inspection laws in the courtroom of Federal Judge Landis.
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Chicago
Armour & Co. Meat Packers
Landis
Emperor Francis Joseph Receives Hammond Exposition Leader
Vienna reports Emperor Francis Joseph in audience with the Pacific exposition commission led by John Hay Hammond. The meeting underscored imperial interest in the exhibit and its logistical or diplomatic implications.
Jury verdict to electrocute Floyd Alien in court killing case
In Wytheville Virginia Floyd Alien, head of the Carroll County gang, was found guilty of murder in the first degree for the March 14 court shooting that killed five. The jury imposed the death penalty by electrocution and deliberations followed a long session with some urging a lesser sentence. Alien had stood trial April 20 for the fatal attack that also killed Judge Massie Provedo and Sheriff Webb. two others died later from wounds.
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Wytheville
Floyd Alien
Carroll County
Hillerille
Trisl
Teagte Court Bowee
Massie
Socialists Nominate Debs for President in Indianapolis
The Socialist convention in Indianapolis nominated Debs for the presidency. Seidel was selected after the vote. Debs thanked delegates and pledged a campaign more lively than capitalist parties have seen.
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Indianapelle
Papgene
Terte Tlante
United States
Senate backs sugar bill as tax foes House plan
Washington senate finance committee issues a favorable report on the Lodge substitute for the house free sugar bill and an unfavorable report on the Coca Cola tax bill proposing a tax on incomes exceeding six dollars yearly.
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Finance Committee
Washington, D C
Senate Finance Committee
Catherine Lusk 100, West Virginia born veteran’s widow
Catherine Lusk aged 100 years died here. Her husband was a veteran of the War of 1812. She was born in West Virginia on October 18 1821 and lived in Iowa for 72 years.
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Chariton, Ja —Mre
Catherine Lusk
West Virginia
Iowa
Rumor Claims Schilts Brewing Taken by English Syndicate
A circulating rumor in Milwaukee said the Schilts brewing interests may be acquired by an English syndicate. The Schilts properties are valued at roughly twenty million dollars, with estimates ranging from 20,000,000.
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Milwaukee
Schilts Brewing
Schilts
Rebating Deal Charged In Federal Indictment
Indianapolis reports a federal grand jury indicted Michigan Central railroad and Chapin & Co of Milwaukee a stock food manufacturer for giving and accepting rebates on shipments in violation of the Sherman law. The case hinges on alleged promotional rebates aiding freight and product movement across regions, with both defendants facing charges and potential penalties under federal antitrust statutes.
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Indianapolis
Ind
Michigan Central Railroad
Chapin & Co
Milwaukee
Federal Grand Jury
Tragic suicide in Terre Haute witnessed by children
In Terre Haute Indiana Mrs Oscar Woods of Rosedale killed herself by cutting her throat in front of her three young children. No motive is known.
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Terre Haute
Ind
Oscar Woods
Rosedale
ALL THEY WANTED WAS PIE MIDDAY MEAL PARTITION
A lighthearted note on a western Massachusetts college dining decision leads to a past Berkshire hills tale. A New York contractor faced a labor strike after workers from nearby villages complained of underfeeding. The hungry crew demanded better meals, triggering a triumphal promise of three meals a day. A second item recalls a burglar scare at two in the morning, with a frightened household discovering an intruder escaping under a bed.
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New York
Berkehire Hills
Sheikshires
Emmy Tomache
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Fragmented Notebook Excerpt On Speech and Movement
A mangled OCR fragment describes an observer noting movements and voices. It mentions Vincent and a phrase about advancing knowledge of corn, with unclear context and no verifiable event or dates. The readable items are basic and lack concrete facts for a fuller summary.
Sweet and clean by a laughing audience
Fragmentary ad copy mentions a toilet preparation and a price paid on receipt by a company. The text is garbled but indicates a product claim about cleansing and perspiration removal. No clear names or dates emerge.
Undefined fragments prompt a cryptic English riddle
A garbled OCR style text presents stray phrases and misreads about social behavior and dependence. It reads like a scattered excerpt with missing context, names, and clear events, offering no coherent narrative or identifiable facts to summarize meaningfully.
Doctor Advised Resinel for Eczema and Skin Ailments
An advertisement-like item touts Resinel ointment for eczema and various skin conditions. It claims rapid relief, notes cures for scalp and fever symptoms, and urges readers to ask their pharmacist for a sample of each preparation from Restnoi Chemical Co. in Baltimore.
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Berminge
Treuhion
Wrice Webel & Felber Grubiers
Remerr
Burma
Depta
Restnoi Chemical
Palticore
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