Regular job pension tale and the umbrella land joke
A long anecdote follows Bill Smith who worked sixty years at a firm. His sons offer a pension with ordinary pay, but the old man resists the notion. He quips that the place is a regular job while the teacher uses language lessons for the suffix "stan" to explain place names. A pupil jokes about Umbrellastan as the place for umbrellas.
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Dr Wele Mitchell Declares He Will Bury Committees
A patient visits Dr Wele Mitchell and finds him packing a large bundle of letters, all realgnations from committees of boards. He gleefully proclaims he will get rid of them, telling his wife to inscribe on his tombstone that he is “Committed to the grave.”
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Living Advertisement Glow of Health Speaks for Postum
A Tenn lady recounts coffee withdrawal and weight gain after replacing coffee with Postum. She cites headaches at first, later improved health, and says her husband calls her a living advertisement. Postum is sold in Regular and Instant forms with similar cost per cup and a "There's a Reason" slogan.
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Missouri Negroes on Farms Reported Prosperous and Content
Missouri’s black farmers are described as thriving and satisfied, with data showing about 3,753 of 280,000 farms owned by African Americans. Population numbers by city are listed, alongside income and farm sizes. the feature frames farming as a robust opportunity, cites bank accounts and yearly vacations, and notes county-level counts of prosperous Black farmers across the state.
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Paroled Photographer Keeps Imprisonment Secret from Family
Jefferson City records reveal Howth Braon Mead of Oregon County hid his two year penitentiary sentence from wife and children after a Salem conviction for removing a $50 check from a letter mailed by another man. Mead rented a Jefferson City post office box and wrote to his wife via a sister, who believed he worked in Jefferson.
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Howth
Braon Mead
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Mead
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Ceme
Jefferson ,Ic
Jefferson Road Levy Campaign Organizes For Public Roads
The Missouri Petter Roads federation formed here to push a proposed amendment to levy ten cents on the hundred dollars valuation for public roads. If adopted the measure would yield about 2040 dollars annually.
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Missouri Peter Roads Federation
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Jefferson City Case Tests Primary Nomination Rule
Jefferson City report notes Ellis of Kansas City through attorney Laughlin seeks a mandamus to challenge the constitutionality of a state primary law section limiting party nominations to a maximum of six hundred twenty eight. The item also mentions a Missouri Drumrippers Association session and a parade schedule with details on opening day events. A garden bee incident is recounted with a child crying over bee stings.
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Public Service Commission
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When a Woman Truly Loves a Man in Istanbul Star
A brief, archaic phrase notes how a devoted partner mirrors a man's comfort and discomfort, conveying the idea that love blends care with emotional response to his mood as seen in the cited Istanbul Star excerpt.
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Stanapolias Star
Paroles Granted by State Board of Pardons in Missouri
Gov. Major granted parole to William Johnson sent from Audrain County for second degree murder. Also paroled were John Prevton for fraudulent voting, Philp Basile and Arthur Parker each with two year terms. Education board notes Lenn Classical High plans graduation attire under $1.28. Democratic central committee calls county convention at Olark. Mr. and Mrs. Sime celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary with a family surprise.
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Arthur Parker
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Prominent testimonials push Lydia E Pinkham remedy
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Lydia E.pinkham
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