Random Thoughts and Notions From The Press Era
A collage of 19th century musings touching on war taxes, Mark Twain Missouri politics and poetry, named figures like John W. Gates, a proposed $20,000,000 hotel in York, and reflections on vice, golf, and Sunday golfers. The piece blends satire and social commentary with miscellaneous curiosities.
Fragmented old column with scattered satirical notes
A disjointed historical page features snatches about a $24 value on heartbreak, a Chicago pulpit preacher, tin pan street protests in New York, a wealthy sheriff panel, a Baltimore arrest, a Wisconsin hypnotist bull incident, Alfred Beit and Cecil Rhodes charity, Bam in Paris, a Poet Laureate jest, a New York socialite, Spain’s moods, and copper kings, all in a rambled early news voice.
A Warrior Bold St George Rathdorse Duke
A fragmentary line names a figure titled a warrior bold with a noble title. Readable portions reference St George and a duchy, with author Joely Widee and the nickname Miss Capri appearing in the garbled OCR. The text remains unclear about a dated event or concrete actions.
The Game of Fox and the European Pursuit
Artemus tracks Charlie’s wild goose chase around Antwerp to free Lady Arline while Captain Brand shadows them. Charlie awakens as Captain Brand, leaving Artemus to wonder who controls whom aboard the steamship homeward bound to America.
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Fox
Charla
Cit
Charlie
Comems
Pepe
Brand
Tam Ro
Arline Brand
Isolde
Countess of
Brabant
Charile
Artemus
Arline
London
Lady Arline
Ocean Greyhound
Baron
Captain Brand
Peterhoff
Eranch
Peterhof
Hespasia
Capt
Antwerp
Perthaps
Artemua
Charite
Breed
Shheldt
America
Artemes
Belgium
Arnve
Aptwerp
Charlie's Stoteroom
King Oscar of Sweden and Norway Portrait and Charms
Oscar of Sweden and Norway is praised as one of history’s finest rulers and a courtly figure. The article notes his height around six feet two inches, seventy years old, and thirty years on the throne. It highlights his philanthropy, religious zeal, leadership of Stockholm YM Y.M.C.A. and missionary work, plus his literary talents and royal lineage through Bernadotte and Empress Josephine.
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Oscar
Sweden
Alx
Saul
Europe
Young Men's Christian Association of
Stockholm
Missionary Society
Lappe
Bernadotte
Napoleon
Josephine
Bernadette
Turk's Unique Insurance Tale of a Talking Camel
A Turk offers a sharp parable about life insurance and fixed income. A man complains after 20 years about his mutual company payout. A camel owner in the London Telegraph tale hires a Hodga to teach a camel to talk, agreeing to long-term pay and a bonus when it speaks. The Hodga quips that regardless of outcome he gains fixed income.
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London Telegraph
Hodga
Parlor Debate Riff on Italics Goes Natl Style
A New England university debate produced a sharp exchange on italics. One student mocked exclamation marks and italics while the other fired back that the affirmative speaker uses Italics to mark what is not original and inspired like the Bible.
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House of Commons
New England University
Italica
How Lightning Affects Watches
A junior partner at a downtown jewelry firm notes that electrical storms badly impact watches. Each storm leaves the watch-repair department overworked for days as damage from lightning is common. The firm jokes that employees must pray for thunder to avoid discharge, though the exact reasons remain unclear.
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N Big
Jewelry Fim
Texas doctor notes no one uses tobacco now
A Texas physician states that no one uses or has used tobacco in the present context. The claim reflects a strong stance on tobacco consumption within the community and highlights ongoing health discussions.
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Texas
Richest American Youth and Enduring Legacies
A portrait of a young, ultra wealthy heir living in New York near Columbia University, under his father’s will with limited quests yet generous living. The piece also notes Boer leaders’ surrender, long-serving Bangor lawyer Albert W. Paine, and Boston area moth caterpillar problems affecting suburbs and fruit trees.
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Muliend
United States
Columbia University
New York
Ena
Mareiiue Dodge
Albert W. Paine
Bangor
Penobscot
New England
Bostom
Malde
Harvard Man and Tramp at New York Farm Meeting
Two tramps applied for work at Frank C. Shaw’s Wishki village Duchess County New York home. While hoeing weeds the tramp claimed to have sat behind Shaw at Harvard for a year and recognized him. The tale unfolds as Shaw remembers the past encounter with a former Harvard student. France’s new prime minister Combes, a former priest, is expected to enforce statutes likely to drive many priests from the country.
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Harvard
Frank C. Shaw
Wishki Village
Duchess County
New York
Shaw
Combes
France
Bribery on the House Floor and Button Production Data
The article recounts a suspension day in the national House where bills passed with no votes after the speaker’s call. Major Dick of Ohio offered bribes for passage, with members allegedly accepting street car tickets. It also reports 1900 US button production totals by material, including bone, cloth, brass, pearls, and paper.
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National House of Representatives
Ohio
America
Miss Laura Biggar Claims Fortune in Bennett Estate
Miss Laura Biggar, believed to be among the top four claimants for a $1,000,000 share in Henry Bennett's New York estate, says she will not return to the stage. Divorced from comedian Burt Haverly, she began her career about fifteen years ago and gained fame as the widow in Hoyt's Trip to Chinatown.
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Laura Biggar
Henry Bennett
New York
Miss Biggar
Burt Haverly
Hoyt
Chinatown
Miss J
Boy Bathes in Capitol Fountain Vases
A young boy stripped to the waist and waded into the water in the basins surrounding two fountain vases on the east front of the capital. He enjoyed splashing about, emerging soaked, while the bronze Goddess of Liberty above seemed to smile at the scene.
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Capitol
Liberty
Cambridge lecture notes on Mrs Kruger and Fawcett
In a Cambridge lecture the Women's Liberal Unionist lab discussed Mrs Kruger and Fawcett. The speaker noted a historic refusal by Fawcett to accompany an unnamed suitor, describing the moment as unfortunate and unresolved.
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Kruger
Fawcett
Women’s
Liberal Unionist Lab
Cambridge
Clarence Hale Named to Portl? England Senate District
Unclear fragmentary text indicates Clarence Hale of the University of Maine assigned or named to a district linked to Portla m em ber Englang and Senator status. Further readable details are unavailable.
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Clarence He Bogene Hale
Univde
Maine
Wife of Irish leader in Texas birth letter scrapes fame
Mrs T P O'Connor, wife of the Irish parliamentarian and journalist, once resided in Texas. She debuted in letters with A Lady From Texas, toured after, and is preparing a later comedy. American critics were harsh on her first work, which caricatured American women. Also mentions vegetarian claims about meat poison and references to world figures.
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T. P. O'Connor
Texas
World of Letters
Mra
O'Connor
Mayor Low Plans Weekly News Talks After Fourth
Mayor Low of New York outlines a scheme to become the chief source of municipal department news. After July 4 he will address afternoon newspaper reporters weekly on Thursdays, delivering about a half column of information.
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Mayor Low
New York
To Marry or Not Laugh At Marriage
A short wise saying contrasts marriage and laughter highlighting the value of humor over formal unions. It notes that it is better to be able to laugh about not being married than unable to laugh because one is married.
Public Drinking Fountains for Dogs Suggested
The Buffalo Times advocates more horse style drinking places for dogs, arguing many should be built with small reservoirs near enough for dogs to drink. It imagines dogs asking for water in humane terms and links public water to safety and rabies prevention.
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Jong
Buffalo Times
Fortune Telior Wan Divorce Case Shocks Ohio Train Family
Engineer McConnell returns from run to find wife involved in divorce suit alleging cruelty. Reportedly a Wheeling fortune teller predicted a divorce. he says he had no plan to separate. Depots and shipments referenced in scattered details from the Ohio River railroad town.
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Fortune Telior
Ae McConnell
Ohio River Railroad
Cincinnal
Recall of Old Campaign by Col Peter Conan
Col Peter Conan the well known figure and originator of the four scenes campaign appears in a reminiscence note. The item recalls his to become an advertising agent for a railway company and his stance against Grant in a Greeley era contest.
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Peter Conan
Greeley
Grant
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