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A garbled vintage column compiles assorted jokes and social notes. It references Dickens, America’s cups, naval debates, corsets, a peace palace gift, and odd anecdotes about editors, royalties, and a coachman inheritance.
Missouri Prisoners Try Bout in Belle Saloon Brawl
In Jefferson County Missouri Henry Strateema and William Broaderick faced trial for a saloon fight in Belle where Henry faced a murder charge and Broaderick was accused of firing during the brawl. The proceedings drew notable attention as witnesses described the deadly confrontation and the defendant Watson’s death.
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Henry Bivatman
William Greederick
Vienna
Henry Strateema
William Broaderick
Broaderick
Heon Watson
Belle
Drysso
Sherman
Haine
Watson
Mayer
Creaderick
Tle Pletol
Jefferson Township
Test of Juvenile Court Act reaches constitutional issue
Habass Corpus Cane Involves Constitutionality of the Law in Jefferson City Mo Judge James B Gantt granted a writ to James P Loving to show by what authority he detains him The writ returns June 20 to be argued The case tests the Juvenile Court law enacted last session of the legislature The article also notes White River construction progress and Wentworth Military Academy leadership changes in Lexington Mo
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Frank Gordom
Kanas City
James B. Gantt
Supreme Court
John P. Gilday
Jackson County
James P. Loving
Lee Talaure
Loving
Olbeon
Lexington
W. M. Hoge
Boonville
Wentworth Military Academy
Sandford Sellers
Wentworth Academy
Sellers
Chicago
Board of Education
Lowell Mills
James Burton Pood
Jersey City
Roosevelt
Panama Canal
United States
Ragland
Netherlands
Servia
Adama Expres
Webb City
New Laws Take Effect After General Assembly Session
Jefferson City reports that all laws enacted but not signed or vetoed by Governor Dockery become operative Sunday. The Monday dispatch notes a 50 minute jury verdict in a St. Louis streetcar damages suit, a 14 cent toll dispute in Boone County, and no change in Kansas City freight handler strike plans, with unions waiting to coordinate actions.
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General Assembly
Dockery
Geen
Columbia
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Michael Clancey
St. Louis
Bt. Lola Transit Company
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Governor appoints Dr Burton Lee Thorpe to State Board
Jefferson City Missouri Governor Dockery appointed Doctor Burton Lee Thorpe of St Louis to succeed himself on the State Board of Dental Examiners for a five year term. Dr Thorpe was recently elected president of the board.
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Fence Factory Burned in Centralia Fire
Centralia Missouri a tendis factory belonging to C W Polsue burned Sunday around 3 am origin of the blaze unknown insured partially covers the loss.
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Centralia
Tendis
C. W. Polsue
Fre Ly
Farm Girl in Trouble at Mill Weekly Work Dispute
Mies Maude Gage was assigned a week of farm labor including raspberries and straw hat tasks. Tensions rose when Mr Pocquet, a former employee, grew suspicious of new workers as she slept apart from the others. A confrontation with her father followed, revealing emotional reactions to her mother's memory.
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Pocquet
Loulean
Ee Ak
Rim
Independent Line Advances From Joplin Toward Arkansas
The Arkansas Missouri and Kansas line contracts with Aties Construction to begin work in Joplin and push to the Arkansas line by fall. Securities show 15 million pounds sterling bond funds deposited by an England leaseholder to finance the 450 mile route from Memphis Tennessee to Chanute Kansas. Rails are being laid on the Southwest Missouri electric line between Joplin and Chitwood with a branch to Duse nee nearing completion and both lines expected in operation by September 1.
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Ken
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Fire hits St Louis Dressed Beef plant at 800 Manchester
A Sunday afternoon blaze at the St Louis Dressed Beef Company dryhouse at 800 Manchester avenue triggered a general alarm from box 758. Firefighters saved the building with about 1000 dollars in damage to structure and contents after oil-soaked waste contact with steam caused fumes to shoot up an elevator shaft and through the roof.
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St. Louis
St. Louis Dressed Beef Company
Manchester Avenue
Gratiot Street
Violent Friday Storm Hits Macon Missouri Center Store
A violent storm swept Macon on Friday night with two hours of gale and heavy rain. Lightning struck a large store at town center as the storm eased. Temperatures fell rapidly and a cold rain continued into the night, with showers reaching upland farms.
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Macon
Lightning Claim Takes Young Templer Near Father’s Cow
Adrian, Harry Templer, a young man of this city, was instantly killed by lightning at 6 oclock Sunday evening while near the father A M Templer who was missing a cow. Templer Sr and the cow were knocked down but not seriously injured. Young Templer had married only a few weeks.
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Harry Templer
A. M. Templer
Old Confederate Soldier Dead Springfield Missouri
William J. Stone aged 67 died last week in Springfield prominent citizen and Civil War veteran who fought in many battles including the capture of General Wright commander of the Fifth Corps of the Army of the Potomac. The County Court offers 200 reward for Henry Birdsong alias Henry Boston sought for wife murder of Aldrich. Sheriff and posse chase him after Wednesday murder with bloodhounds but no capture yet. Factory Girl Awarded 4000 St Joseph Missouri Anta May DeKain won 5000 against G W Chase and Ben Mercantile for injuries from a fall from a third story window when a candy store fire occurred. Describes lack of fire escapes under state law. Bedalia hail storm damaged orchards farms near city. Marshall fruit farm crops stripped. fruit knocked from trees. black hailstones like doorknobs. one stone 6? inches in circumference. St Joseph Bank Clearings for week ending Saturday 6970044.60 up 64 percent from last year. Fourth of July order forbids crackers and toy pistols as issued by Chief of Police Frans.
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William J. Stone
Wright
Army of the Potomac
St. Joseph
Anta May DeKain
G. W. Chase & Ben Mercantile Company
Bedalia
Marshall
UVE STOCK BEGINS WITH PRICES FOR NATIVE BEEF STEERS
Kansas City carrier lists native beef steers by weight and price, detailing light to heavy weights, bulk sales, and ranges for prime and feeder categories. Also shows prices for cows, calves, and general produce like creamery butter and lard, with regional pricing notes.
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Pat Helfers
Oui Cedevaosea
Srsisnechbabedey
Brut Heavy
Kansas City
Carri
COPE
Cenabel
Restoration work begins in Haut St Louis amid turmoil
Telegrams report rapid improvements in Haut St Louis as restoration work starts. Headlines note mass casualty head on collision near Raymond La killing ten, plus a plant shutdown at Yellville Arkansas due to a water valve incident. Authorities discuss forgery indictments and post office irregularities.
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Yellville
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Kansas
Machen
James T. Metcalf
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National and Local Headlines Mix Turbulent 1900s News
A chaotic jumble reports Navy deaths and resignations, battles in Africa, political shifts, strikes, and court decisions. Notable items include Navies losses, Major Harlow death, a relocation for school books ruling, prices and bonds, Panamanian canal talk, Servia severing ties, and a warn over post office supply contracts.
Eleanor Stagg and Westward Plans Loom In Family Talks
Mrs Harold Stagg recalls Eleanor, a stubborn niece at odds with family. Harold considers accompanying Eleanor to Clavering College after a quarrel over teaching and a proposed marriage. Emma restrains curiosity as Eleanor’s career at the seminary and the Went temptations pull at the household.
Morning departure moment sparks explanatory remark
During the departure, Marcke suddenly addressed her with the exclamation That explains everything, signaling a key emotional turn in the scene.
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Marcke
Ambitious college president sparks marriage debate segment
In a tense scene Harold questions his wife Eleanor about her becoming the first female president of a mixed college. Emma defends, clarifying the life and choices ahead for Eleanor, while discussions reveal society’s expectations of women, ambition, and marriage. They travel by train toward a memorial dedication at a lodge in a pine-filled autumn landscape.
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Aim
A Ee H
Harold
Euthy
Dora
Pieat
Emma
Owen Page
Eleanor
Bebay
Owen
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Hoadley
New Gutta Percha Treasures Found in Amazon Valley
A report discusses a surge in gutta percha supply from the Amazon. It explains tree tapping methods, compares yields to rubber trees, and notes workers can harvest up to fifty pounds daily. Gum is fermented, sun-dried, and shipped.
Zealous police error halted wrong Brunswick concert
Richard Strauss, famed conductor, was abruptly removed from the Brunswick hall by a police order. The officer stopped a performance he believed illicit but aimed at a different venue. The orchestra resumed, and the audience waited as the error was corrected.
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Matker
Strauss
Royal Opa
Berlin
Brunswick
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Not Likely Venezuelan Fire Ends Quick Trade Loss
A Venezuelan business premise catches fire and burns with rapid destruction. The owners escape across the street and survey the stock loss while a fellow countryman expresses astonishment at the event. Insured status is debated as the trader questions any possible deception.
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Jacob
Rubenstein
A Merry Old Custom at Derbyshire Banquet
An all mansion in Derbyshire preserves a Byron era custom where a guest who refused to drink a full measure was restrained at the oak screen and doused with the goblet’s contents, a ritual carried out amid mock pageantry and ritual restraint.
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England
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