Quotations and Quites From The Marble Hill Press
A collage of witticisms and observations from Marble Hill Press Hill Chandler Publishers in Marble Hill Missouri. This excerpt cites playful takes on czars poets beer and public life with names like Alfred Austin and Russell Lace amid satirical musings on marriage and modern manners.
John L Sullivan Bets On A Water Wagon Digression
John L Sullivan offers entertaining philosophy on current topics and fires at the automobile. His stance aligns with the water wagon view, deeming the car an unnecessary extravagance and praising temperance and restraint.
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John L. Sullivan
John
Montana Fence Idea Provokes Border Policy Debate
A tongue in cheek remark questions Montana’s plan to bar Chinese entry by fencing the Canadian border, implying further speculative steps on immigration policy and border control. The remark targets policy boundaries and regional reactions to deterrence strategies.
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Montana
Sympathy in Paris Dispatch About Russia Conflict
A Paris dispatch notes growing sympathy for Russia but warns it will not sway the coming conflict, similar to the Boer War outcome.
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Paris
Russia
Joan of Arc Canonization Aiming For Saints
A historical note says Joan of Arc is to be canonized, reflecting on how saints and poets often receive honors only after their era ends. The statement compares the timing of recognition to poets awaiting their due.
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Joan of Arc
War News Echoes On Ruble And Yen Size
A remark notes the ruble is only modestly larger than the yen and compares this to a Russian being larger than a Japanese. The line signals a casual aside amid war news, underscoring measured financial shifts alongside ongoing conflict reporting.
Year ends with awkward prospects for Japan and Russia
A sharply worded Houston Post remark notes the old year leaves Japan and Russia in a difficult position, implying the new year will face a tough task. It frames the transition as a test for the inexperienced year stepping in.
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Japan
Russia
Houston Post
New York After Jan First Seen Much the Same
Dr Parkhurst warned that New York would be hell with the Jid off after January first. Other New Yorkers say the city seems about the same as ever. Maybe both are right.
Fungal and Arsenic Claims Amid Egg Prices
A scientist warns sugar may harbor fungus, while another reports arsenic in every egg. Yet eggs remain unconsumed mainly due to high prices, limiting their use despite safety concerns.
Jamaican man jailed five days for saying damn
A man in Jamaica received five days in jail for uttering the word damn after an incident involving a hammer. The incident details are unclear, but the sentence followed the reported remark.
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Jamaica
L. Lb
Ex-Mayor Ames Sets Book on Municipal Crett Authority
Former Minneapolis mayor, now six years into a state prison sentence, aims to publish a book on municipal crett governance and ethics, positioning himself as a leading authority on the subject.
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Ames
Minneapolis
Crett
Pocketbooks Feature Leather Handles
The fashion editor notes new women’s pocketbooks come with leather handles. It adds that chilled steel chains and pad locks would be safer given how women carry their purses.
Boston Calm Under War Shadow Impresses Admirers
Boston shows a cool courageous calm amid distant warship readiness and possible bombardment, drawing admiration for its restraint and composure across the city during rising tensions and potential conflict.
Teapot Tiny as Pod Holds Two Drops of Water
A Jersey City man named Schmidt crafts a teapot about the size of a pod with a capacity of two drops of water and an alcohol lamp small enough to fit beneath the pot. All the tea he drinks from it won’t hurt him.
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Jersey City
Schmidt
Chicago club shuns dances requiring arm around partner
The Chicago Business Women's club has decided against dances in which it is necessary for the gentleman to put his arm around the lady. If that kind of dancing is to be barred the dancing teachers may as well look around for new jobs.
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Miss Mitford
Beacherove
Inhi
Robert Southey
Lair
Jane Porter
Thaddeus
Warsaw
Opie
T. Hood
T. Blood
Iim
T. Hood Esq
St. Petersburg
Japan
Prussia
Chicago
Cosmopolitan
Harper
Chicago University
New York Stock Exchange
American Steel Foundries Company
Harrison
Touthill
Karris
Okahandja
Africa
Ames
Minneapolis
Minnesota Supreme Court
Chicago Federation of Labor
Grand Jury
Tilsbury
Sprey
Oscar TL Crosby
Turkestan
1Hibet
Colombia faces Uribe double name conundrum
The text argues Colombia should drop the paired surname for Gen. Uribe and treat him as a single individual rather than as twins, noting the current naming convention makes a singular identity hard to recognize.
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Colombia
Gen. Uribe- Uribe
Whalebone Shortage Hits London Market
London reports a whalebone famine with prices at £3000 per ton, a £400 rise from any prior level, and only about four tons left globally. Calls to conserve the dwindling supply emphasize saving whalebone amid this rare market squeeze.
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London
England
The Oven That Feeds All For a Few Cents a Day
The speaker imagines a future world where Mr Atkinson’s oven provides all food cheaply and his bags supply fuel at minimal cost. The bright prospect is dampened by a concern that such abundance would remove the chief motivation to work.
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Atkinson
Emperor of Korea Aids War Posture Question
A belief circulates that the victorious side in the Russia Japan war would keep Korea’s emperor on payroll. The idea reflects regional power dynamics and future influence a changing postwar order might grant the monarch.
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Korea
Russia
Japan
Missouri Bank Deposits Per Capita Far Higher Than Most States
Jefferson City Missouri banks and trust companies report deposits per resident at about 136 dollars and 81 cents, far ahead of most states. Last September state calls showed total deposits near 475 million dollars with Missouri’s population around 3.1 million, yielding roughly 156 dollars per person in bank deposits.
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Jefferson City
Missouri
Sim
Siwist
Union
SS Trust Companies
State Banking Department
FLAS
Crazed Scene In Divorce Court Over Custody Ruling
Mrs Georgia Maloney in Kansas City disrupted a divorce hearing after learning Patrick Maloney was awarded custody of Theresa. Rosa Maloney was sent to St Agnes Catholic Academy. She attacked Dr Castaluano and fought officers before restraint.
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Kansas City
Georgia Maloney
Patrick J Maloney
Jodee Develass
Rosa
Jude¢e Douglass
Maloney
Theresa Maloney
Rosa Maloney
St. Agnes’ Catholic Academy
Lang
Unusual divorce petition filed in Joplin court
James Robertson alleges in a Joplin Circuit Court divorce petition that his wife kept chickens roosting on chairs, housed many cats and dogs in the home, and slept in the couple’s bed. He claims a man is involved and that his life was repeatedly threatened. He states she carried a racer in her stocking and sometimes wore men's clothing in public. The couple married December 1, 19? and separated January 10, living together one month.
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Joplin
Harry Robertson
Anen
Dee
Bankruptcy Proceedings Dismissed in Lawton Case
Bankrupt proceedings filed against George D. Patterton of Skidmore Missouri and stockholders in City National Bank of Lawton were dismissed. Joseph A. Fullerton and A S Fullerton, sons of the alleged bankrupt, aided their father and the anticipated litigation was settled satisfactorily. Lawton Bank claim reportedly paid.
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St. Joseph
Veterans Banquet In Moberly Honors Confederates
Camp Marmaduke Confederate Veterans held a reunion and banquet in Moberly Missouri on Saturday attended by about 100 veterans and their wives. No politics or candidates were present. Captain J W Scott, a G A R member and postmaster, gave an address to local Confederate veterans.
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Moberly
Camp Marmaduke
Veterans of the Gray
J. W. Scott
Bank of Altamont appoints special agent in charge
Secretary of State Sam St. Cook names John W. Mead of Gallatin as special agent in charge of the defunct Bank of Altamont which recently closed. Mead, president of the Farmers' Exchange Bank of Gallatin, will serve until a court receiver is appointed. It is believed creditors may be paid in full.
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Jefferson City
Sam St. Cook
State Bank Inspection Department
John W. Mead
Gallatin
Daviess County
Bank of Altamont
Mead
Farmers’ Exchange Bank of Gallatin
Settlement of Bimel estate ends court action in Springfield
In Springfield Missouri the prolonged dispute over the Bimel estate and Mary Bunel Kee is settled. The New York portion amounting to 40 will be deposited with the Springfield Trust Company and divided equally between Henry Bunel and Mary Bunel Kee. The property here is split as evenly as possible and the U S District Court suit will be dismissed.
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Springfield
Bimel
Mary Bunel Kee
New York
Springfield Trust Company
Henry Bunel
United States District Court
Cole County Tax Books Complete in Jefferson City
The Cole County assessment books for the year tkke' list total taxable property at $4,516,905. It details animal counts and values including 3,168 horses worth $91,100, 15 jacks and jennets $410, 1,107 mules $22,700, 0,938 cattle $116,030, 2,115 sheep $2,435, 11,405 hogs $21,437, and monetary assets such as money notes and bonds $585,888 plus real estate valued at $3,300, and other property at $305,420.
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Jefferson City
Cole County
Wreck Victim Buried at Macon Missouri
Impressive funeral for E L English city councilman killed in Burlington wreck near Dardeene Creek Monday evening. Large congregation attended Cumberland Presbyterian Church service guided by several pastors and Knights of Pythias, with stores and banks closed in official proclamation. Dr FE Clemens, seatmate at the time of the wreck, is improving rapidly.
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Macon
Cumberland Presbyterian Church
Emer L. English
Burlington
Dardeene Creek
R. T. Caldwell
Murphy
W. P. Clark
First Baptist Church
B.S. McKenzie
St. James Episcopal Church
Knights of Pythias
Mr. English
Mrs Pope Yeaman Dead in Columbia
Funeral services for Mrs. W Pope Yeaman who died at her home near Columbia last week were held Sunday in Columbia conducted by Reverend M L Thomas of the Columbia Baptist Church. She was 70, born in Hardin County Kentucky where she married Dr Yeaman who later studied for the ministry and served as pastor in St. Louis. Mrs Yeaman lived in Columbia two years and is survived by her bereaved husband four children and several grandchildren Pope Yeaman White a grandson of the family also a St. Louis newspaper man.
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Columbia
W. Pops Yeaman
M. L. Thomas
Columbia Baptist Church
Pope Yeaman White
St. Louis
Huisband
Grants Eighteen Divorces In Adair Circuit Court
In Macon County on Saturday the Adair Circuit Court granted eighteen divorces from a docket of twenty two cases. Four were continued or dismissed. A minister represented a plaintiff in one case and conducted the proceedings adeptly. Judge Shelton cleared the docket by one o clock to catch his train, marking his quickest divorce session.
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Macon
Adair
Shelton
Agent Shot During Hold Up Near Joplin Granby
Frisco agent Broadstreett at Granby twenty miles south of Joplin was robbed by two masked men at 7 pm. They forced him to open the safe, he refused, and one robber shot him. they took the unused money and fled from the Granby depot a mile from town.
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Joplin
Broadstreett
Frisco
Granby
Broadstreet
Diplomas Awarded at American School of Osteopathy
In Kirksville Missouri Friday marked commencement at the American School of Osteopathy. January graduates received diplomas as Evan G. Houseman of Marietta Ohio delivered the class address and Dr W R Laughlin spoke for the faculty. Dr A T Stijl founder gave a closing address and presented the diplomas.
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Kirksville
American School of Osteopathy
JIN
Evan G. Houseman
Marietta
W. R. Laughlin
A. T. Stijl
Tragic rabbit hunt ends with fatal shot in California Mo
Four or five young men rabbit hunting two miles east of California Missouri fired at a rabbit in a log pile. John Hutchins shot the animal and the lead struck Paul Boehme in the head, killing him instantly. The incident occurred Saturday as the group pursued game.
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California
John Hutchinson
Paul Boehme
Monster Hog Killed in Boone County Over One Mile Sausage
In Columbia Missouri last week a bragged hog weighing a large amount was killed. Owner Frank Martin reported rendering many gallons of lard from the carcass and producing sausage that stretched about a mile and a half.
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Columbia
Boone County
Frank Martin
Blacksmith George W Parks Fatally Struck at Jefferson City Depot
George W Parks a blacksmith from Stover Morgan County was run over by a passenger train at Jefferson City depot at 3 AM Saturday. He died a few hours later authorities reported.
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Jefferson City
George W. Parks
Stover
Morgan County
Frigid temperatures batter Chamois as winter tightens
The thermometer in Chamois Missouri registered 15 degrees below zero Friday morning. The severe cold marks the harshest portion of winter yet and livestock suffer greatly from the ongoing low temperatures.
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Chamois. Mo
Marriage near Hannibal unites 16-year-old bride and 57-year-old groom
In Hannibal Missouri Adam Hawkes a prosperous farmer west of town wed Miss Ida Derringer of Cherry Box. The ceremony took place last week at the home of the bride's sister Mrs Chas Mites. The bride is not quite 16 years old and the groom is 57.
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Adam Hawkes
Ida Derringer
Cherry Box
Chas. Mites
Macon Mourns Estate Dealer Elmer L. English
Elmer L. English, a prominent Macon real estate dealer and leading business figure, was killed last week in the Burlington wreck near St. Louis.
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Macon
Elmer Ll. English
Burlington
St. Louis
Freeze cripples peach crop in St Joseph region
In St Joseph Missouri the peach crop was badly damaged by the January freeze. A majority of Buchanan County Horticultural Society members meeting Saturday reported the loss.
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St. Joseph
Buchanan County Horticultural Society
Missouri Murderer in Critical Condition in Jail
St Joseph Missouri. Mark Dunn condemned for the Rushville murder of Bert Fenton a year ago is reportedly gravely ill with pneumonia in the jail. If he recovers he faces execution by hanging here on February 12.
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Missouri
St. Joseph
Mark Dunn
Bert Fenton
Rushville
Dunn
Rediscovered Valentine Book Reveals Emily’s Lost Love Tale
A 19th century tribute to Emily describes how she inscribed a Valentine dedication in a worn edition of Friendship's Offering from 1826. The aging morocco volume travels from New Orleans stalls to a French Quarter bookshop, preserving Emily’s fragile romance and the era’s literary curiosities.
Valentine's Day Notes From A New York Shop
A New York Valentine shop scene depicts a wealthy old man buying a lavish gift for thirty years of faithfulness. The narrative, blending literature and social satire, contrasts the era's editors with gentry readers and comments on Valentine customs and price-driven romance.
True Valentine Card Poem From 19th Century Verse
A playful verse extols sweethearts and blue eyes, praising fair tresses and silk robes. The speaker urges calm and explains that the card received by mail is simply a genuine Valentine for the recipient.
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Bubbie
Valentines Rush At Grainer Iy Sensos Store After Thirty Years
Crowds flood retailers for St. Valentine’s items as the Grainer Iy Sensos keeps up a thirty year custom. Shoppers eye a range from cheap to costly valentines while clerks juggle heavy lines and steady demand. Two young women debate a pink tie valentines as others admire ornate displays and a wagging footman escorts customers.
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Greiner Iy Sensos
Valentine Day Etiquette Shifts From Proposals to Friendship
A historical reflection on St Valentine’s Day, noting a shift from marriage proposals to friendships. The piece describes valentines as expressions of sentiment and prettiness, with Cupid and love stories appearing in a platonic or ardent sense. It references traditional gestures like flowers and messages, highlighting social change in romantic expectations.
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Jury finds Mabel Parker guilty in ferry case
News briefs report Parker convicted by New York jury. Other items note Missouri per capita bank deposits at 1265 dollars, John Mitchell reelected UMW president, and a Senate of various incidents including a funeral in Columbia and a fire in Turin University library.
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New York
Missouri
John Mitchell
United Mine Workers
W. Pape Yeamon
Columbia
Jonathan Hicee
St. Louis
John W. Gates
Chiaso
John M. Glover
Colorado
Sanitary District No. 1
Ilinois
Albert Smith
Missouri River
State Central Committee
St. Laws
Whitaker Wright
Jobim M. Glover
District Court
Bew
John Rieh
Tolhers
St. Lois
Turin University
Morocco
Harper
Chicoaxo University
Paul W. Leichman
Catherine
Younghusband
Artists Still at Large At Liberty in Washington Times
The Washington Times notes elusive figures described as the Ute girl with a great voice and the best whistler, who performs only sacred songs for Sunday concerts, plus a man offering on demand balloon types and a lawyer who specializes in theatrical divorces with expenses covered.
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Liberty
Washington Times
Least American City in the Nation
Fall River leads with the largest foreign-born share, 48 percent of its residents. Montgomery Alabama follows, with 95 percent native-born, near an all American city status.
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Fall River
Montgomery
Ala
Writings of Washington Irving Record Pace
Irving penned the first 120 pages of Bracelifge Hell in ten days and completed A jhambra within three months at the palace. His Life of George Washington took nearly five years, reflecting a demanding writing career and long research periods.
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Washington Irving
Irving
Best in the World says Estherville man on kidney pills
Mr George J Barber of Estherville Iowa testifies that Dodd s Kidney Pills cured his long standing kidney disease once thought Bright s Disease after years with doctors in Chicago and local treatment He praises the medicine and its advertising honesty The piece also notes editor W T Hutcherson of Dickson County Press dies at Charlotte aged 72 buried in a winding sheet of newspapers shaped from his favorite issue
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Estherville
George J. Barber
Bright
Chicago
Dodds Kieney
Dodd
Barber’s
W. T. Hutcherson
Dickson County
N. C
Charlotte
Dickson County Press
Smoke Helmets Save Firemen at Liver pool Blaze
Proof of the value of newly invented smoke helmets was shown in a Liverpool fire. Dense smoke forced firefighters back until they donned air pumped helmets, descended into the smoke with hose and electric flambeaux, and soon extinguished the flames.
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Liverpool
Boy Tricks With Apple Foiled by Wise Observer
A boy sets a big apple on the front steps and watches to see who will take it. A passerby cautions that a poor boy might steal it. The prankster reveals he hollowed the fruit and filled it with mustard to lure theft.
Sailor boon rings from Scituate observatory tower
Thomas W. Lawsion of Massachusetts places a chime of ten bells on an observatory tower at Scituate, a landmark for mariners approaching Boston harbor from the south. The bells promise a practical beacon for sailors despite his interest in other pursuits.
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Thomas W. Lawsion
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Scituate
Boston Harbor
Coffee blamed for ailing stomachs by Oregon man
An Oregon resident recounts severe stomach illness worsened by coffee. After switching to Postum, his health rapidly improved, restoring appetite and energy. He endorses Postum and invites verification from local banks and merchants, noting a sworn statement if needed. The ad ends with the slogan There’s a reason and a pointer to The Road to Wellville.
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