Random Snippets and Quips From A 1920s Page
A collage of satirical lines and oddities from a Marble Hill Press page. Jests touch romance, aviation, fashion, and city life with quirky observations on weather, old maids, beards, and peculiar claims about doctors, taxis, and celebrities.
Old doctors today face new cures and old limits
America's oldest doctors are not much better at cures than a healer from fifty years ago. The modern physician deals with more ailments, while cigarette consumption has risen by more than a third in three months, underscoring that advertising pays.
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America
Boston Mayor backs six inch hatpin limit law
Mayor Fitzgeerald of Boston supports a proposal to restrict hatpins to six inches while the county watches his enforcement efforts. A department store ad writer promotes personal improvement but the store still offers full support to the woman featured.
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Fitzgeerald
Boston
Ships Visit to Vera Cruz Stirs Mexican Officials
Mexico City reports tentative plans for four American battleships to visit Vera Cruz, while Washington notes and Mexican replies remain unsettled. New interior minister Rafael Hernandez promises amnesty, orders rurales to seize contraband property, and rumors spread of rebel movements and military relocations in Chihuahua and Durango.
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Mexico City
Washington
Vera Cruz
United States
Mexico
Durango
Oahchla
Chihuahua
Rafael Hernandes
Rail route between Juarez and border stays under guard
Report notes a Mealean mutiesar using a weapon to defend a twine train traveling from Juarez toward the rail wave between the state capitol and the border. The gun is on a fat cat while the raik wave train dissolved after arphlus, with plans to continue between Chittuahoa and Joares.
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Juarwe
Tate Espital
Mexico Northweerem
Arphlus
Prisoner Links Movie Image to Downfall in Plea
Cornelius Hadsascker testifies that a moving image led Lee Anesles to ruin and claims he pleaded guilty to highway robbery after watching the films. The prisoner says the movies showed how easy the crime was, and cites a pitiful appeal for probation.
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Lee Anesles
Cornelius Hadsascker
Fujite
Minhiry
Walkout Threated at Carnegie Steel Amid Strike
In Pittsburg reports say at least several LCG steel workers may walk out if the Carnegie Steel Company tries to resume work across all departments using strike breakers to replace the striking trainmen.
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Pittsburg
LCG Steel
Carnegie Steel Company
Union Wins Post Suit Denial Of Injunction Affirmed
The United States Court of Appeals upheld Judge Dyer’s denial of an injunction against Huck Stowe and Range Co. The plant would operate under a closed shop union agreement, deemed a violation of public trade and commerce laws. The decision affirmed the prior district court ruling, sustaining the labor union victory in the post suit.
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St Louis
United States Court of Appeals
Cow Poet
Huck Stowe and Range Company
Sunction Testrainne
Culwrig¢G
Willan Vienk
Walter Hi San Born
Walter Smith
FO Pyar
United States District Court
Duck Stove and Ranke Company
Bor
van Cleve
United States
Dyer
Court of Appeals
Grand Rapids Woman Found Alive After Nine Year Search
Mrs Sidney Tturrows of Grand Rapids is identified as Elin Mayhew, listed as a victim in the Iroquois fire. Her husband remarried, believing her dead, while she lay in a Chicago hospital with memory loss for years. Her identity emerged when she claimed a share in a relative's estate.
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Grand Rapids
Wis
Sidney Tturrows
Elin Mayhew
Barrows
Bow
Red Conse Hospital
Chicago
Ste
Sabe
Young Turks Oust Cabinet In Plot To Abrogate Turkish Constitution
Constantinople reports a planned abrogation of the Turkish constitution by the Young Turks after four years of war unrest. The coup involved careful planning, with leaders purging opponents and placing loyalists in key positions as Enver Bey and others faced internal divisions amid the war.
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Constantinople
Searls
Hephorus
Sanim Washa
Arth
Young Turk
Enver Bey
Young Turkish
Haetoon
Italy
Talkag
Law Aids Victims Families In Corn Products Blast
Families of all men killed at the Corn Products refining plant explosion and fire near Waukegan will be compensated under Illinois workingmen’s compensation law, with dependents of the dead identified to receive about 2,500 dollars. Virtually all of the 22 injured still in hospitals will be paid under the disfiurement clause, with many burned severely and likely permanently marked.
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Waukegan, al
Corn Products Refining Company
Illinois
Subscriptions to Mongolian War Fund Reported
The Chinese consulate announced two subscriptions of 26000 each to the Mongolian War Fund, coming from New York and Cuba. It is said that every large city in the country will contribute at least 26000.
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San Francisco
New York
Cuba
Grist Mill Boiler Blast Kills Four Injures Four
In Olive Hill Kentucky a grist mill boiler explosion killed Robert Hedges Bob Baker and a young son of Hubert Erwin. Injured were William Knipp Willard Erwin Matthis James and Kaley Ownly in the disaster near the mill.
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Olive Hil Ky
Robert Hedges
Bob Baker
Hubert Erwin
William Knipp
Willard Erwin
Matthis James
Kaley Ownly
Former Senator Dies in Okolona Mississippi
Former United States Senator James Gordon known as The Gentleman from Mississippi died in Okolona. He gained national notice during his brief senate term for a brotherly love speech. He faced strained circumstances and had recently been appointed game warden for his county.
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Okalona
Miss
United States
James Gordon
Mississippi
Senate
Engagement of Louise Warfield to Count Ledochowski
Pekin telegraph reports Miss Louise Warfield daughter of former Gov Warfield engaged to Count C Ledochowski Polish nobleman with large Austrian estate.
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Baltimore
Pekin
Louise Warfield
Warfield
C. Ledochowski
Austria
Fire at Armour Provisions House at Union Stock Yards
A three story brick Armour & Co structure at the Union Stock Yards was destroyed by fire causing an estimated loss of 200000 dollars. The blaze lamped the provision house and gut its interior.
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Chicago
Provision House
Armour & Co
Union Stock Yards
Prairie Fire on Border Sweeps South of Swift Current
A prairie fire sweeps 40 miles of territory south of Swift Current Saskatchewan toward the North Dakota boundary. Farm buildings and all in its path are being swept away as the blaze advances.
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North Dakota
Czarina Attempted Death After Grand Duke’s Illness
Dispatches from St. Petersburg report the czarina tried to end her life after doctors informed of the hopeless condition of Grand Duke Alexis. Doctors had said there was no chance for a full recovery.
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Bertin
St. Petersburg
Alexis
Last Historic Texas Town of Old Waslington Destroyed by Fire
The historic Texas town of Old Waslington on the Grugoe River, once a state capital and the place where Texas independence was proclaimed, has been destroyed by fire.
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Brenham
Tex
Old Waslington
Grugoe River
Bank Recovers Lost Bonds From Sand Dump
Stolen bonds valued at 150000 dollars recovered from a sand dump after the theft of a mail pouch from a Kansas City area car last June. The bonds, consigned to New York by the Commerce Trust Company, were buried and recovered intact.
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Kansas
Ily
New York
Commerce Trust Company
Springfield youth claims gun prowess in bandit style
A Springfield report states 16 year old Harry Ashmas shot and killed Calvin Higgs, a hotel porter, in a case described as a bandit style display of courage. The incident details reflect a violent act involving a minor and a local hotel employee.
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Springfield
Mo—-Meraure
Harry [Ashmas
Calvin Higgs
Confession in Buffalo Linked to Long-ago Murders
Frank Hickey, a chemist, testified he aided in the murder of Joseph Jones and the strangling of a New York boy ten years earlier in Central Park. He wept when detailing the actual killings, saying alcohol spurred his downfall and recounting his remorse through postcard writings from the time.
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Buffalo
New York
Tmetriet
Skelley
Frank Hickey
Joseph Josephs
Prank Krucke
Central Park
Lickey
Ex convict accused in bank forgery case at Leepwater Me
Minton M John Ogden, president of Farmers Bank of Leepwater, Me, was arrested and brought to Clinton on charges of forgery and misappropriation of collateral securities. All bank property has been attached and levied. Forgery and misappropriation alleged at $15000. Bank organized about ten years ago with capital stock. Ogden allegedly served four terms in prison for prior theft.
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Minton
John Ogden
Farmers Bank of
Leepwater
Clinton
Ocden
Havies County
Lawrence labor rally pledges loyalty to flag
In Lawrence a crowd gathered as 1500 workers in a vacant field listened to Joseph J Etter, a strike leader, defend law and order and pledge loyalty to the flag. The event underscored support for enforcing laws to protect property and maintain civil harmony amid tensions.
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Lawreec
Joseph J Etter
Lawrence
Industrial Workers of the World
Czarina Attempts Death by Her Own Action
Berlin dispatches report the czarina attempted suicide after physicians warned of no hope for Grand Duke Alexis’s recovery. Her health has steadily worsened since her son’s illness, with the manner of the attempt detailed in the dispatches.
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Berlin
Germany
St Petersburg
Woman Stayer Sentenced In Murder Case
Mike Hussie pleaded guilty to murdering his mother in law. Circuit Judge W Wo Clemens presided as the sentence of life imprisonment was fixed. The case was heard in the local circuit court with Hussie admitting the crime and receiving the designated penalty.
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Marios
Mike Hussie
W Wo Clemens
Red Cross Seal Sale Begins in New York
New York launches its Red Cross Christmas seal sale with more than 85 million seals offered for purchase. Proceeds support the pit tuberculosis movement in the local community where the seals are sold.
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Red Cross
New York
Piano Dinner for Cannon in Washington
Plans for a remarkable Washington dinner mark the opposed vote of former Speaker Cannon’s supporters who aim to celebrate his departure from Congress, signaling a notable political moment amid shifting alliances.
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Washington
Spearir Cannon
Congress
Exploding Boiler Kills Three in Olive Hill Ky
A grist mill boiler explosion in Olive Hill Kentucky killed three workers and left one fatally injured while another was seriously hurt and a second person slightly injured. Investigators say a defective boiler caused the blast at the mill.
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Olive Hill
Typhoon Hits Philippine Islands Killing and Wounding
Cable dispatches to the bureau of insular affairs report a typhoon sweeping the Philippine Islands with about 15 000 persons killed or wounded.
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Washington
Philippine Islands
Cable
Bureau of Insular Affaire
Turkish Balkan peace reps seal terms on Tehataldja line
An undated Belgrade dispatch reports Turkish and Balkan peace representatives agreeing on terms. The message says Turkey plans to regain the Tehataldja line of defenses as part of the proposed settlement.
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London
Belgrade
Turkey
Tehataldja
Missouri Missourian reports farm deer bounty proposal
J Stevens and Freeman on the J W Free won farm near Joplin killed a big buck and a doe. Freeman offers to allow others to kill up to fourteen deer on the place in exchange for payment by the pound weighed live. The herd has run wild for years and is now considered dangerous though none have been taken before.
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Joplin
J Stevens
Freeman
J. W. Freewen
Silver Creek
Mr Freeman
Cerius
Weds Ad Man After Meeting at Station
A farmer Meneet Merta near Palmviewkia marries Mr Annie Fletcher of Ormoed Pia after meeting at Priece station. The couple exchanged letters for years and maintained a vigil meeting every train, then left for Oklahoma.
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Springfield
Meneet Merta
Palmviewkia
Annie Fletcher
Ormoed
Pia
Priece
Oklaenna
Relationship puzzle in a muddled family note
The text appears to describe a family relationship puzzle involving two children and their parents, with names distorted and scrambled. It mentions Caje Girentety and Mee Ed ward Keratner of Jecknee as Liping referee owt and refers to a mother and father, plus Rushand and elle aed eephroether and eleter each pares. It also hints at two children and the phrase Of parentio.
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Edward Keratner
Jecknee
Parentio
Reference to Missouri case costs and acquittal doubt
A garbled report references Missouri costs paid by the secretary of state and a defendant in a case involving Mrs Papep Allen. It notes payments for hair or clothing and printing, with mention of a verdict that was overturned or acquittal in doubt, and incomplete details about a Sheaheth M related matter.
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Papep Allen Besh
Svethtam
Ewe
Fragmentary report from old records on Pultes land deal
Fragmentary OCR text references names and places including Pultes and Wemates amid unclear details. Mentions a home, a farm, and a ledger by a local official. Readable facts are minimal and entities are uncertain.
Gedala Tabernacle Meetings Stir Community Protests
Fragments describe gatherings led by Prengelion Hart and Megan of Par Dury and nearby figures. The piece notes numerous conventions, stating a total of over 15,000 attendees across about 140 events, with many meetings ending.
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Gedala
Liew Tabernacle
Prengelion Hart
Megan
Par Dury
Gear
Local election tie noted by officials amid unclear counting
An incomplete report references a tied result involving a candidate or party at a central election site. The fragment hints at publican involvement and a requested adjustment to ensure an accurate count, with officials preparing for further action in November.
Lawyer Kemp Returns to Katee City Practice After Appointment
Kanes County Johns M Kemp former appointee to the supreme bench returns to Katee City after January 1 to resume the practice of law. He was appointed three years ago by Governor Hadley.
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Lennieh
Eden
Katee City
Supreme Bench
Gow Hadley
Kansasity Heer Conkling Prosecution Plot Inquiry
A garbled report mentions Kansasity Heer Conkling, son of a late county prosecutor, tied to a political allegation about an appointed prosecuting attorney by Gow Hadhey. The item suggests the governor acted with a death bed wish of the prosecutor in question.
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Kansasity
Heer Conkling
Jackens County
Ftorney
Gow Hadhey
Peltiplicape
Settlement Reached Over 6606 Auto Injury Claim
A compromise settlement of 6606 dollars was reached involving a six year old child named George who was reportedly injured in a motor vehicle accident. The vehicle involved was owned by Holland Keet. The incident marked a formal resolution of the T5 000 damage cult brown case.
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Spripefeld
Brown
Hin
George
Holland Keet
Houck Lines May Change Mantle
Cape Girardeau reports the Houck railroad between Jackson and Thiebes bridges may transfer in New York to a major railroad entering the city. The move would connect with Thiebes bridges and comrade of Miloaia, signaling a shift in regional rail ties and status.
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Houck
Cape Girardeau
Hough
Jackson
Thiebes
New York
Miloaia
Bank President Arrested in Deepwater Forgery Case
John Opden president of Farmers Bank of Deepwater was arrested in Clinton and jailed on charges of forgery and giving creed collateral securities. The case centers on alleged fraudulent bank securities and related criminal conduct.
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Clinton
John Opden
Farmers Bank of Deepwater
Creed
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