Fragmentary Missouri column with eclectic satirical notes
A brief compilation from Marble Hill Press in Missouri notes quirky items. It mentions Castro, war balloonists, Persian massacre fever, Anna Gould, steel trusts, ten dollar counterfeit bills, a celebrated ornithologist praising butterflies, a New York woman’s rent related suicide, and people overreaching to fool landlords.
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New York
Shanghai school board punishes teachers over bad students report
The Shanghai board of education decides to discipline teachers who report some students are too bad to educate, signaling a crackdown on candid assessments in local schools.
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Board of Education
Shanghai
China
New York thief awaits prison as sentence stalls
A New York thief was arrested, tried, convicted, and sentenced, and began serving his term within 24 hours, but was allowed to delay the start of his imprisonment.
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New York
Peary Weighs Party Candidates for Next Summer Election
Commander Peary notes the great parties have chosen their candidates but the final election winner remains to be determined until next summer.
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Peary
Wireless telephony over 12 miles signals bright future
The successful transmission of wireless telephone messages over 12 miles between Newark and New York marks a hopeful advance for the future of wireless telephony.
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Newark
New York
Steamer Boasts In-Room Telephones For Seasick Passengers
The latest passenger steamer offers a telephone in each stateroom allowing seasick travelers to call others and describe in detail all their symptoms, enhancing comfort and communication during voyages.
Prisoner abuse disclosures deepen fears for darkest Russia
Latest disclosures from Yekaterai and St. Petersburg describe inhuman treatment of prisoners. The reports suggest the worst harm may still be unrevealed, and observers warn that further revelations could follow.
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Yekaterai
St. Petersburg
Russia
Penry’s Northward Expedition Dubbed Race to the Pele
The text notes Penry’s journey northward as a race to the pele. It suggests belief he will cover the entire stretch of the racetrack, implying heightened anticipation for the game.
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Penry
Post office payroll debate sparks gilded vacation talk
A proposal to grant every horse employed in the post office department a days summer vacation underscores the lavish contrast of federal pay. The remark highlights the generous notion of government whimsy amid modest salaries.
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Post Office Department
Uncle Sam
Record of L-C Burnley Campbell World Flight
Lieut. Col Burnley Campbell completed a global flight in 40 days and 18 hours after departing Liverpool on May 3, 1907 and landing at Dover on June 15, 1907. The voyage set a new mark for the shortest time around the world.
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Burnley Campbell
Liverpool
Dover
Palmer Says Darwinism Led Science to Religion Shift
Harvard professor George FE Palmer noted in a recent lecture that the scientific world embraced Darwinism, then later swung toward science again while the religious world moved toward science and now leans back toward religious interpretation.
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George FE. Palmer
Harvard University
Queen returns to room as baby begins garden promenade
The queen of Spain recovers quickly and leaves her room while the newborn, three weeks old, enjoys his first stroller outing in the gardens of La Granja. The hopeful scene hints the child may soon ride a pony and supervise his elder brother performing garden stunts.
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Spain
la Granja
Meanest man in the world arrested in New York
A man accused of cheating poets, stealing their songs and prize money in a poetry contest, was arrested in New York. The incident targets poets who sent verses and money to a prize competition, sparking calls that the fraudster read all the poetry he received.
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New York
Tears as a tool in female resolve described by a French physician
A famed French doctor argues tears have usefulness, noting that a woman may gain freedom or sway with proper crying. He implies that those who call tears useless misunderstand their power to affect hard men, and that wiser women use tears to achieve outcomes.
Humorous Arts School Opens for Daily Witty Practice
An experienced person opens a school to teach dry inflectual humor and practical jokes. Demonstrations promise to refine daily wit for aspiring jokesters, described as a chance for the editor of London Punch to take note.
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London Punch
Sunday school convention reports global growth in America
The convention in Louisville Kentucky gathered delegates from around the world to assess Sunday school progress. Reports show a three year surge with leadership increasing by about one million pupils in North America, financial resources doubling, and one million new additions to Sunday schools.
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Nce
Faust
Louisville
Hoscares
Elyie
America
Armed Whites Patrol Pensacola After Lynching Incident
Reports from Pensacola Florida say armed white mobs patrolled streets at dawn after a brutal attack on Mrs. Ed Mocair by a Black assailant who was captured and jailed. The mob threatened an assault on the jail and on the Black quarter, with reports of shooting deaths and ongoing danger following a recent lynching.
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Mobile
Ala
Pensacola
Florida
Ed Mocair
Machinists Vote To Strike For Lake Shore Railway
Cleveland machinists at Lake Shore and Michigan Southern voted to strike if piece work continues. About 300 Cleveland workers supported a strike, with votes also cast in Toledo Elkhart and other Lake Shore shops. They will refer the matter to the union executive committee, but expect a general ban on piece work after September 1.
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Cleveland
Ohio
Lake Shore & Michigan Southern Railway
Toledo
Elkhart
Lake Shore
Oil Fire Near Pittsburg Destroys Six Buildings
Six men were burned while fighting a flare up at Glenfield near Pittsburg when Standard Oil pipes leaked oil into a creek. A large blaze swept through the town as oil on water ignited, threatening most of Glenfield before firefighters could gain control. water supply was limited to the creek beneath the flames.
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Pittsburg
Glenfield
Standard Oil Co
Smuggled Chinamen to Face Trial in Topeka Case
Six Chinese men found sealed in a freight car at Herrington Kansas four weeks ago were brought to Topeka for trial before U S Commissioner Archie F Williams. Louis Adams of Denver the Chinese inspector was there to escort the Chinamen to San Francisco if a deportation order is issued. They are charged with being sealed in the car and sent across the border from Mexico.
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Kansas
Topeka
Kas
Herrington
United States
Archie F. Williams
Louis Adams
Denver
San Francisco
Mexico
Speaker Cannon Opens Campaign in Southern Hingis
Speaker Joseph G. Cannon formally opened the Republican campaign at the Litchfield Hillsboro Chautauqua in Litchfield. The event marks the start of organized political campaigning in the region.
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Cannon
Litchfield
Uil
Joseph G. Cannon
Litchfield-Hillsboro
Hingis
Hardie Tr leaves Glasgow to seek unity of unions and Socialists
James Keir Hardie, longtime socialist member of the House of Commons, departs Glasgow on the steamer Hesperian bound for Canada and the United States. His tour aims to amalgamate American and Canadian trade unionists and Socialists into a single political organization.
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Hardie
Labor Party
Glasgow
James Keir Hardie
House of Commons
Hesperian
Canada
United States
Drowns Bathing in the Missouri River
Tekamah Nebraska resident Jay E. Webster aged 17 disappeared while swimming in the Missouri River near his home and was drowned multiple decades ago.
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Missouri
Tekamah
Unemployed to Parade Near Prosperity Congress
About ten thousand unemployed men on New York City's East Side plan a Friday parade during the Interstate Prosperity Congress. The march will pass streets to halt before the prosperity society's gathering and seek participation in benefits during a session.
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New York
Interstate Prosperity Congress
United Commercial Travelers’ Protective Association
Prosperity Society
Congress
War Over County Seat Faces Looming Sapulpa Bristow Clash
Acting Governor Bellamy readies state troops for a Creek country county seat dispute as Sapulpa and Bristow factions mount fierce opposition during the Wednesday election. Militia request approved only if needed. authorities expect potential bloodshed and await developments.
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Guthrie
Okla
Bellamy
Creek Country
Sapulpa
Bristow
Beauty Prize Winner Dies by Her Own Action
May Williams a 17 year old Kansas City Missouri beauty prize winner who was to wed soon and faced removal to Chillicothe Industrial School allegedly drank carbolic acid Tuesday night. She had won a Missouri beauty contest prize in St. Louis last spring and was near inheriting about $15,000 upon reaching majority.
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Kansas City
Girls’ Industrial School
Chillicothe
May Williams
St. Louis
Missouri
Titania Sunk After Collision Near Charlotte Harbor
A large passenger boat inbound to Charlotte harbor from Thousand Islands struck the Titania a small passenger boat between Sea Breeze and Charlotte. The Titania sank in ten to twelve feet of water. All twenty people aboard were rescued.
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Rochester
N. Y
Kingston
Charlotte Harbor
Thousand Islands
Sea Preeze
Charlotte
Interurban Cars Collide Near Detroit Injuries Reported
Two interurban passenger cars on the Detroit line collided head on a few miles from Detroit. An eastbound car ran at full speed as air brakes failed. About 15 passengers were injured, none seriously, with no fatalities.
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Detroit, Miech
Detroit
Ann Arbor & Jackson
Defaulter Identified at Death in La Follette Case
Knoxville reports L. A. Westford, cashier of an Alma Oklahoma bank, identified as the man who died in La Follette after arriving a month ago in a nervous state. He vanished last February leaving an undisclosed shortage.
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Knoxville
Yeun
la Follette
L. A. Westford
Alma
Okla
Governor Haskell Writes Song For Bryan Campaign
In El Reno Oklahoma Governor C N Haskell treasurer of the Democratic national committee opened the state campaign for Bryan. A Guthrie trio of statehouse workers sang a new song written by the governor to the music of She Star-Spangled Banner.
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Gov. Haskell
el Reno
Okla
tGov
C. N. Haskell
Democratic National Committee
Bryan
Statehouse
Guthrie
Franklin County Gas Well at Rantoul Produces 200k CFM
One of the county’s largest gas wells was reached near Rantoul in Franklin County. The well is expected to run about 200,000 cubic feet per day after gas was struck at a depth of 471 feet.
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Ottawa
Ess
Franklin County
Rantoul
Black Hand Killings Shock Flatbush Victim Pie Barilla
A band of Black Hand men ambushed Pie Barilla a rich Woodhaven hotel man, dragging him from his bicycle on Lincoln road at Nostrand avenue and killing him by shooting and stabbing. Antonio del Marto, cousin of Barilla, is in custody. Mildred Busch and a passerby witnessed the killing. Barilla wore a gold watch and carried money. Italian letters found on him hint at Black Hand involvement. Police link the crime to a previous post Christmas body dumping by the same group.
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New York
Lincoln Road
Nostrand Avenue
Flatbush
Pietro Barilla
Woodhaven
L. L
Antonio del Marto
Mildred Busch
Barilla
Burilla
Taft tumbles off horse near Hot Springs
Hot Springs Virginia Judge William Taft fell from his horse on a mountain road four miles from the hotel, escaping serious injury by a narrow margin. He struck hands and knees, suffered only bruises and a rough shaking. General Clarence Edwards, present at the scene, is in Washington seeking another mount for Taft.
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Hot Springs
Var
William Taft
Taft
Clarence Edwards
Washington
Negroes Ambush Oklahoma Officers in Lincoln County
Sheriff L E Marton and Deputy Chas Parker were ambushed by a crowd of sixteen in a Negro neighborhood while driving in a buggy. Reports say one Negro was killed and another fatally wounded. the officers’ wounds may prove fatal. Citizens race war feared as large groups move toward the scene.
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Chandler
Okla
Sherif L. E. Marton
Chas. Parker
Lincoln County
Buegary
Canada National Park Menaced By Forest Fires
Winnipeg reports Fernie fires spreading to Canada’s national park near Ban in Spray Valley. Goat Mountain smoke rose as the blaze burned upper slopes eight miles away. Supt. Hunter says forest crews have the flames in the valley under control despite visibility near the summit.
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Canada
Winnipeg
Manitoba
Fernie
National Park District
Ban
Spray Valley
Goat Mountain
Hunter
the Park
Idaho Fires Under Control in Sand Point Threat
The timber fire near Sand Point Idaho was placed under control on Wednesday with virtually no damage to the town. Much standing timber to the north and east of Sand Point has been burned, but the town remains safe.
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Idaho
Spokane
Wash
Sand Point
Woman's Floating Body Found Near Cleveland Breakwater
The bed of a woman about 40 was recovered from the lake near the breakwater in Cleveland on Wednesday night. Features are well preserved and foul play is suspected as police investigate the case.
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Cleveland
Ohio
Daughter Born to Man Aged 72 in Memphis Society
Col H L Maxwell of Mounds Louisiana, 72, owner of the state’s largest plantation, recently welcomed a baby daughter. He married his young wife a little over a year ago.
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Memphis
Tenn
dCol
H. L. Maxwell
Mounds
Union to Meet in Kansas City
The Stereotypers' and Electrotypers' union plans its next convention in Kansas City Missouri marking the first time this union and the Typographical union meet in different places across the nation. The meeting venue reflects a shift in convention sites for these trades unions.
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Kansas City
Boston
Stereotypers’ and and Electrotypers’' Union
Typographical Union
Springfield Guards Exonerate Private in Kankakee Killing
In Springfield a court of inquiry exonerated Private Klein of the First Illinois Infantry for the killing of Earl Nelson at Kankakee on a baggage car protection duty. The two deaths from mob-fight injuries overshadowed the day as guardsmen pursued and disrupted an attempted wire-cutting at city hall.
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Kiein
The
First Infantry II
Board of Inquiry
Earl Nelson
Kankakee
Springfield
J. B. Klein
First Sinois Infantry
Wells
Klein
Illinois Central
Lieut
Guilford
Nelson
Cooper
Arsenal crowded with Negro refugees in Springfield crisis
At Springfield headquarters an alarm after a crowd at Allen and Spring streets prompted Lieut. Col. Eddy to dispatch a full platoon. The crowd fled as soldiers pursued for blocks. About 200 refugees sought shelter at the arsenal, many old or infirm, while Gen. Wells and Col. Sanborn strengthened brigades with farm wagons.
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Springfield
Arsenal
Allen
Spring Streets
Eddy
Col. Sanborn
Gen. Wells
Chicago
Up Against Dry Ordinance Arrest in Murfreesboro
Nashville agent FPort Simms of Southern Express Company is arrested in Murfreesboro on a city warrant for receiving and delivering whisky shipped into the dry town contrary to ordinances. The city board’s law was believed void, yet the company began handling whisky about a month ago.
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Nashville
Tenn
Fport Simms
Southern Express Company
Murfreesboro
Express Company
Is Peruna Useful for Catarrh
The text argues that Peruna blends two kinds of remedies both catarrh remedies and tonics. It states chronic catarrh is widespread across nose throat lungs stomach and other organs and claims Peruna's ingredients have long standing reputations for fighting catarrh and acting as tonics, inviting scrutiny of its active constituents.
County Fair Day Echoes in a 1920s Romance
A reminiscence recalls a county fair outing with a new $9.98 suit and a Dewey Munger roadster. A woman in a white dress with a blue sash wears blue glass beads as the narrator items the day’s small costs from a daily expense list including peanuts lemonade and a shooting gallery.
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Dewey Munger
Los Angeles Express
Absorbing. Silas and Reuben’s odd ad tale
Silas and Cyrus joke about a surprising ad that promises the most absorbing literature for one dollar. Reuben buys, receiving a pamphlet titled How Blotters Are Made and another titled Pointa on Turkish Towels, prompting amused chatter.
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Silas
Reuben
Cyrus
Why He Felt Sad at the Ball Game
A stern broker confronts a young man for missing work to attend a ball game. The youth admits feeling bad, and the broker notes the loss of the home team as the consolation for his remorse.
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Tommy
No Liquids_declares political meetings fake
A tall tramp in a green shirt grumbles that political meetings are fakes. His companion asks why, and the tramp says last night’s event was billed as an overflow meeting yet nothing overflowed not even root beer.
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Pard
Knicker-Flanagan Sets Hammer Record Mystery Thumb Hit
The New York Sun notes Knicker-Flanagan achieved a hammer throw record while prompting speculation over whether his thumb was damaged. The brief item mixes athletic achievement with a casual, humorous aside about a possible injury.
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Knicker—Flanagan
Coffee? A Letter Claims Postum Replaced Coffee
A letter extols Postum as a cure for coffee headaches and ill health. The writer, a Wisconsin man, says switching to Postum ended daily headaches and improved family health. The ad-like piece promotes Postum with the slogan There’s a Reason and invites readers to request more letters.
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