Weather and wit mix in Marble Hill Press humor
The column sifts through breezy quips and jests about college costs, summer resorts, aging, technology, and daily life. It pokes light fun at headlines, weather, Grand ideas, and oddities from urban life, with quirky observations on tires, telephones, and counterfeit money.
Mixed up towns and tales spark a wry view of life
A Brooklyn tale mocks fake cures and a New York physician’s claim that tobacco chewing can avert typhoid with a note that the remedy may be worse. Chicago marriages voided to skip Reno trips. A Brooklyn woman seeks to wed her father in law’s stepson. Doctor Wiley warns against dwelling on heat as a Boston court weighs baseball versus labor amid Detroit team chatter.
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New York
Brooklyn
Edison sage hints at trolley end in eight
A fragment notes Edison and a bold inventor facing the strapless car problem. It mentions a Chicago woman who had her lawyer arrested after he allegedly called her an old cat. The line adds a caution to avoid calling a woman old.
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Edison
Chicago
Chicago Woman Says Divorces Rise as Men Tighten Standards
A Chicago woman argues divorces are more common because men have raised the standard of manhood. She contends that any old husband no longer suffices, yet she questions how so many men still end up married.
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Chicago
Cox
Swedish astronomer hints earth may live over ten thousand years
A Swedish astronomer warns the planet could endure well beyond ten thousand years, a finding with implications for future generations. The prediction suggests our descendants might witness a much longer timeline than previously expected, shaping long term scientific and cultural planning.
Modification of OS Degree in Standard Company Decree
A United States circuit court in St Louis issued a modification to the Standard 611 dissolution decree. The company now has six months to wind up and may engage in interstate commerce during that period, with possible extensions if needed. The decree, signed by four judges, extends dissolution to Dec 21 and allows reorganization for profit, with the option to seek more time.
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Bt. Oul
United States Circuit Court
St Louis
Louis
Washington
Frank Kellogg
Cor
Brown
Trust
United States Clicuit
Wilter Ho Sanborn
Willing C. Hock
Rimer Bo Adams
Willis T. Vaundevanter Vandevanter
United States Supreme Court
Tat
Breuit
United States Circuit
James Q. Gray
Arosmena Candidate Seeks Panama Presidency Return
New Orleans dispatches report that President Arosmena will seek recreation of the presidency in Panama. Belief strengthens after he secured permission for a six month "wateration." The law bars reelection if the incumbent has served six months before the election.
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New Orleans
Arosmena
Panama
Gates in critical condition with pneumonia in France
John W. Gates remains in worsening condition in Paris with pneumonia in the left lung and progressing kidney trouble. Despite some improvement previously, doctors say recovery is unlikely due to pneumonia, weakness, and the heat.
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Paris
France
John W. Gates
Yaeger Hanged at Florence for Murder of Gallegos
In Phoenix, Henry C Yaeger, father of victim Alejandro Gallegos, watched as Yaeger was executed at the Florence territorial penitentiary after multiple appeals for clemency. He contended Gallegos was intoxicated at the time of the crime.
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Phoenix
Arizona
Henry C Yaeger
Alejandro Gallegos
Louis TD
Yaeger
Territorial
Florence
Gallegos
Morocco Crisis Talks Amid War Fears in Europe
France shows cautious optimism in Moroccan talks with Germany while Britain urges calm. Premier Asquith and Premier Lloyd George, along with Callan, signal nerves but avoid panic. Germany seeks partial French concessions as France readies cavalry, fortifications, and mobilization along the eastern frontier amid tense negotiations and possible war.
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Paria
Baron von K 4Erlen Waerhier
Foretes
Jules Wambon
Werlin
France
Railroads Propose Big Car and Locomotive Orders
New York City reports railroads lining up substantial contracts for fall deliver. Missouri Pacific seeks 4 435 cars of various kinds at over 5 million dollars, plus a 1 million dollar order for 50 locomotives from American Locomotive. Wabash plans 1 200 steel cars and Atlantic Coast Line 1 000 steel cars.
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New York City
Missouri Pacific
Bag
American Locomotiie Company
Wabash
Atlantic Coast Line
50 Hurt In Train Wreck Near Burdett New York
Fifty persons were hurt, some seriously, and one woman fatally, when a Big Four excursion train bound from the west for Atlantic City derailed on the Lehigh Valley railroad near Burdett New York. Three Pullman cars left the track and tumbled down a ten foot embankment. The cause was a broken rail. There were 250 passengers aboard.
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Sayre
Penneylvania
Atlantic City
Lehigh Valley
Burdett
N.Y
Keeley Witnesses Accidental Lorimer Bank Story Mixup
Keeley testified that a Times Tribune layout error caused a brief Lorimer bank item to appear under Representative White’s bribery confession. He described supervising the White piece’s placement and a printer’s inadvertent insertion that filled an empty space with the bank note.
Beaumont Wins Air Race Across Great Britain
Brooklands, Kugiani A Heaw mounted Lieut de Condeau won the 56000 prize offered by the London Daily Mail for the 1010 mile circuit. The French pilot reached the finish at 2 07 making a splendid display from a height of 1000 feet. Beaumont and Vedrines left Tristan at 3 on the final stage and both arrived at Prighton by noon. Beaumont led with an aggregate time of 22 hours 27 seconds, Vedrines 22 hours 66 minutes 65 seconds.
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Brooklands
Kugiani
A. Heawmount
de Condeau
London Daily Mall
Beaumont
Vedrines
Tristan
Prighton
Vedrinen
Women sit as advisory judges in Tacoma divorce trial
In Tacoma Washington the second trial of Mollie Trooper versus Harper and Trooper opened before Judge C M Easterday with three prominent women acting as advisory judges of the evidence. It marks the first time women have sat with the court in deciding a case in the state.
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Tacoma
Wash
Mollie Trooper
Harper & Trooper
C. M. Easterday
Senate passes Warren bill on homestead rights extension
Washington senate approves a bill extending homestead rights for claimants in Wyoming Dakota and Nebraska districts to April 15 1912 without loss of rights. The measure grants breathstrick in those districts allowing delayed residency and land retention under the act.
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Washington, D. C
Senate
Wyoming
Dakotas
Nebraska
Senate approves wool measure after party split
Insurgent Republicans and Democrats allied to pass a Woodrow bill in the Senate while defeating La Follette substitutes. The chamber approved a compromise plan lowering wool duties. Underwood proposals favored about 40 percent cuts, La Follette's plan sought higher reductions.
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Washington
Senate
House
la Follette
Underwood Bill
Follette
Parte Law
Washington Bribe Records Linked to Senator Lorimer
Washington bribe records center on 2000 dollars claimed by DW Hollabaw as bribe money. Ubi Lorimer, investigating committe, confirmed Holteaw a senator who helped elect Lorimer and received funds from John Hredenck, a keeper. Moitelaw, cashier of the Icke State Bank, testified with an original deposit dated June 14 showing his father deposited 2500 dollars in the Bank of Chicago.
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Washington
Clank Records
Hollabaw
Ubi Lorimer
Holteaw
Lorimer
Con Foam
John Hredenck
HD. Moitelaw
Icke
Hl) State Bank
J W Holtelaw
Ieee
Hank of
Honored Lieutenant Honneau Wins England Scotland Race
London reports royal recognition of Lieutenant Honneau for winning the Tally Mails forG mile aviation race over England and Scotland. King George welcomed the French victor at Buckingham Palace and offered congratulations on the $50,000 prize.
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London
Honneau
England
Scotland
George
Puckingham Palace
Bum
Illinois authorities ban Jesse James film exhibition
Lincoln and central Illinois elites issue orders prohibiting the showing of moving picture films depicting the life and adventures of Jesse James. The action reflects official concerns over depictions of the outlaw and potential public disorder.
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Bloomington
Lincoln
Central Illinois
Jesse James
Mangy lion discarded from show after official absence
A mangy lion from the New York animal show was discarded after Lunalark was sent to Col Roosevelt at the Gut lock office. The colonel was absent and the matter went to Shi A for review.
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New York
Roosevelt
Gutlock
Peddlers Strike Ends In Chicago Walkout Vote
The Chicago peddlers strike ends as the workers vote to return to their wagons and lift the walkout against the community, one of the era’s most unique labor actions.
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Chicago
Ilinois
Wells Fargo Buys Pacific Express in St Louis
Wells Fargo & Co announces purchase of Pacific Express, a former Gould property, with circular letters sent to announce the exchange to take place around August 1. The deal confirms Wells Fargo's expansion in Missouri and the Pacific Express operations.
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Wells-Fargo
Pacific Express
St. Louis
Pacific Express Company
Gould
Wells, Fargo & Co
Bailey Builds $30,000 Home in Washington for Senate Term
Senator Bailey of Texas plans to erect a $30,000 residence in Washington D C despite critics who expect his senatorial career to end with his term. The宣布 project signals confidence in his future in the capital.
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Washington, D. C
Bailey
Texas
Imports Decline in United States for 1911
Washington DC reports 1911 imports into the United States decreased by about 3 percent from 1910, with a total drop of 29 million dollars according to statistics released by the Department of Commerce and Labor.
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Washington, D. C
United States
Department of Commerce and Labor
Postal Bank to Cause Suit in Chickasha Oklahoma
George Jetty owner of the post office building has notified the postal department he expects to sue to collect 75 cents per month additional rent since installation of the postal bank.
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Chickasha
George Jetty
Postal Department
Slit
Postal Bank
Miners Drive Out Spaniards in Monterey
Spaniards flee into Monterey Mexico from the Sabines coal mining district where bands of Mexican laborers threaten their lives.
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Monterey
Mex
Sabines
Family to hire private car for bulldog John Bull
New York City reports John Schull of St Paul will hire a private car to travel west after their bulldog John Bull suffered a nervous breakdown from overfeeding.
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New York City
John Bull
John Schull
Family of
St. Paul
Electrical Trust Gives Up
Attorneys for the electrical trust submitted to Attorney General Wickersham a decree they are willing to have entered against the alleged combination in Washington on July 28.
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Washington
The
Electrical Trust
Wickersham
Steamer St Paul Disabled After Sinking Incident
The steamer St Paul with 250 passengers including fifteen from Quincy left at 2 30 for St Paul and an hour later struck a footing tree above the Quincy bridge, sinking in three feet of water.
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Quincy
St. Paul
Quincy Bridge
Waters Pierce Employes Strike At Tampico Refineries
Waters Pierce company workers at Tampico Mexico walked out after demands for higher wages were denied. Refineries shut down as Aquila Oil plants joined the stoppage.
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Waters-Pierce
Tampico
Mexico
Waters- Pierce (It) Co
Aquila Oil
Train Collision Kills Woman, Injures Husband and Child
Mrs. Howard Stevens was killed when an automobile on the Chicago and Alton tracks in Bloomington Illinois was struck by a train. Her husband and child were seriously injured in the crashReport notes the accident occurred while crossing the tracks and cites injuries to the family.
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Bioomington
Chicago & Alton Tracks
Howard Stevens
St. Bernard Fends Off Highwayman During Robbery Attempt
In Brockton Massachusetts a passerby, Patrick J. Butterny, lay senseless after a blow from a highwayman. His large St. Bernard defended him and thwarted the robbery of the injured man.
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Brockton
Mass
Patrick J
Commutation Halts Oklahoma City Execution
Sheriff Shain waits in the jail well as Gov. Cruce issues a commutation for a condemned Black prisoner named in local dispatches. The man was setup for the scaffold before the order arrived, sparing his execution.
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Oklahoma City
Oklahe
Shain
John H Prather
Cruce
Rolla Lawyers Organize in Missouri News
Rolla Missouri lawyers met at the Baltimore hotel to form a temporary Rolla Bar association with Judge Charles C. Nand as president and Charles J. Words as secretary. A single committee of three, Joseph J Cries, 8 N. Lorte, and J. A. Wat son, was appointed to draft a constitution and bylaws. A banquet followed with many local attendees including Judge Charles C Nand and Joseph J Cries.
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Rolla
Rolla, Mon
Baltimore
Charles C. and
St. Louis Court of Appeals
Charles J. Words
Joseph J Crites
N. Lorte
J. A. Watson
Charles C Nand
Joseph J. Cries
Joan A. Watson
Arthur I Murphy
Charles L Woods
Joba
Holmes
Stephen No Loris
Corrie L. Arthur
Hooker Ho Rocker
Benjamin F. Culbertson
David E Cowan
Chas A Cohonour
Frank HM
Livinergone
Rugeen J Campbell
J Ellie Walker
Bonds Sent to Carthage Family via Postal Savings
The United States post office department mailed qualified postal savings bonds to a Carthage family comprising a father mother and daughter. The sealed bonds, totaling $1500, were issued in 500 dollar increments and carry a 2 percent interest rate.
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Washington, DC
United States
Post Office Department
Carthage
Marehall MoA chickenenale to the latest bid
Marehall wakes to fame as Pack Martin contemplates presenting the prize farger to Fyaterna. A display at the quarters shows a large single chicken with head resembling a jewel and beak like an eagle.
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Marehall
Pack Martin
Missouri Supreme Court to Open Busy Term with 420 Cases
Jefferson City reports a unusually busy October term for Missouri's Supreme Court. Seven judges and four commissioners will hear a total of 420 cases, with about 210 divided between divisions. The arrangements include a mix of division and commission duties reflecting the court's expanded workload.
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Jeferson City
Eupreme Court of
Missouri
di Vielone
Funeral for Henry W Fowler oldest Mason in Misesourt
Henry W Fowler, aged 11, longtime Mason, funeral held from Kimer Shepherd undertaking room to St Charles Cemetery. He spent three years at the Masonic home on Wimar Boulevard and Union Avenue.
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F& Joule
Henry W Fowler
Misesourt
Kimer Shepherd
Roomie
loFal Vasson Avenue
St Charles
Wimar Boulevard
Union Avenue
Local officer links Chicago dealer to theft ring
Louise Sperial Officer Heckel and a Chicago detective unit traced a theft ring tied to Andres Konins homestead and the private company JEF Kaine Heal Nature. In separate incident Walton Williams, 64, died by self harm after a failed suicide attempt at 6655 Kenterly Avenue. Williams showed signs of heavy drinking prior to death.
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Louise -Sperial
Heckel
Bett
Cmeago
Andres Konin
Ube
JEF Kaine Heal Nature Company
Laie —Walton Williams
Kenterly Avenue
Wrecking Bolt Found Aboard Southbound Train Near Gerster
A bolt was placed on the Kansas City Clinton Springfield line with intent to derail a southbound special train carrying members of the railroad commission and officials near Gerster, about 60 miles west of here. Authorities investigate the incident and warn of further sabotage risks to the railway.
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Springfeld
Kansas City
Clinton
Board of Railroad and Warehouse Commissioners
Gerster
Perth
Here
Kansas City Man Claims War-Era Heirlooms Inheritance
Kansas City resident Elmer Swope of Mar- Unebure Wo Va asserts he inherited missions from Thomas H. Swop. He plans to use a vintage pair of gold earrings, presented by Beope to a Wouwat in Kansas City, as key evidence that they once belonged to his wife.
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Kansas City
Elmer Swope
Mar- Unebure
Wo Va
Thomas H. Swop
Beope
Liberty heirs recall a bull motor power on their role
In Liberty Missouri the Cockrell family, prominent farmers, faced a bizarre incident involving a bull motor power on their property. A regulation bit was fitted and the animal was driven to a buyer, reflecting local farm life and distinctive midwestern events.
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Liberty
Frank M. Cockrell
Boree Hartesa
Drowned Man in River After Cow Incident Near Ragnell
A 25 year old man named Mo John McCasland drowned in the One River above Sree after driving his cow into the water. He attempted to rescue the animal but sank in mid stream. He leaves a family behind.
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Ragnell
John McCasland
Sree
Strangles Self on Radiator in Fulton Mo
A man in Fulton Missouri reportedly bound a towel to a radiator and bled, an act tied to a twenty year veteran of Sedalia’s fire department before being committed to State Hospital No 2 for care.
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Fulton
Wis
Sedalia
Oulvide State Hospital No. 2
Strane Tig
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