Marble Hill Press Satirical Column Highlights Various Quirks
A sprawling, irreverent summary of jokes and social quips touching on fashion, crime, politics, religion, and culture. The column mocks public figures and trends, noting divorces, weddings, court cases, and oddities from the era with a playful, tongue in cheek tone. It includes mentions of mills, fashion, taxes, and international affairs as a collage of contemporary foibles.
Chicago U Co-Ed Wins Damaging Suit
Esther Mercy, expelled after controversy over a $250 hat, won a $2,500 jury verdict in a slander suit against Dean Talbot Talbot. The crowded courtroom echoed with cheers as the verdict read, Mercy embraced her mother and vowed vindication for University of Chicago women against attacks on character.
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Chicago
Fkaether Mercy
Chicago University
Dean Marton Talbot
Dean Talbot
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Thal
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Sam Happy
Japanese Explanation on Mexico Activities Issued
Washington releases a document purporting to explain Japan's actions in Mexico through the Marquis Salon premier of Japan. It denies seeking concessions on Magdalena Bus while noting large fishing concessions from Tepic to Ongzaca. Representative Bathrick of Ohio introduces a bill to place meats, flour and revela on the free list, referred to Ways and Means.
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Rookford Children Suffer After Arsenic Pancake Incident
Rookford youths George and Lawrence Pildahal aged seven and four remain in critical condition after ingesting pancakes laced with arsenic. The food was prepared by their mother Mrs Ermma Rijidahal amid a local investigation into the household.
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Desperate Robber Bands Die After Battle Near Paowhow
Chung Kung China reports a violent clash between two robber bands that ended with both exterminated, sparing the town of Paowhow from pillage. In Portsmouth New Hampshire, city government stalls as Mrs Ellen Quinn attaches city hall over a 1200 claim.
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China
Paowhow
Portsmouth
N. H
Ellen Quinn
German Squadron to Visit U. S. Forces
German squadron to visit the United States, part of a reciprocal voyage following the earlier visit to Kiel last summer. The visit is set to begin May 10, with the Atlantic fleet deployment and official exchanges planned between nations.
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U. S. Berlin
United States
Kiel
Intruder Confronted With Squirtgun In New York
Mrs. Sarah Elbritch marched a stranger she found in her rooms to the station with a bicycle aquirtgun and cried afterward. In North Yakima a widow was fined one cent after a manslaughter conviction for her infant's death, the jury requesting the minimal penalty. In Rock Inland Illinois the new township collector Fred Hoffman died of heart disease after winning by six votes, triggering post election excitement.
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Sarah Elbritch T
North Yakima, Wash
Eva Berlalen
Rock Inland
Ill
Oregon Township
Fred Hoffman
Senator Robert Love Taylor Buried in Tennessee
Thousands gathered in Knoxville at Gray Cemetery for the funeral of Senator Robert Love Taylor known as Fiddlin Bob. The burial followed public burial rites as Tennessee honors its longtime senator.
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Tepan
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Proposed Washington Labor Bureau and Cabinet Secretary
The Sulzer bill creates a separate department of labor in Washington with a secretary who would be a member of the president's cabinet. The house labor committee voted to report the measure favorably.
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Washington
Department of Labor
Sulzer
House Labor Committee
PIGKETS LIMIT DRINKING THREE SALOON MEN SUED
Industrial Workers of the World officials impose strict rules in a strike area. Strikers face limits on drinks and arms, with special constables in red and green badges patrolling hotels. Violators punished by arrest or hard labor, funds used for food at headquarters. Families sue saloon keepers and owners under the saloon keepers liability law, seeking damages totaling 171000 dollars. Cases involve Edmund Kaufman and family seeking 64000 dollars, plus others seeking 119000 dollars.
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Industrial Workers of the World
Yale
Stiik Committee
Bio
Tobreco
Gove
Order
Durance
Hicaee
Hattie Keufmas
Kerpere
Twibill
Edmund Kaufman
Virginia
Julien Kaufman
Fred Botham
George Rathenau
John Stacey
William H. Chanwell
Pope bans tipping at Vatican for Holy Week
An official papal edict bans tipping by visitors and tourists for seating at Vatican Holy Week services. The edict aims to curb profits by church functionaries amid high demand for prime seats. Separately, dispatches report the assassination of Gen L Yuan Hung, China’s early vice president, in Tianjin with few details.
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Italy
Vatican
San Francisco
L. Yuan Hung
China
Tien Tein
Free List for Housewives Bill Introduced in Ohio House
A bill by Democrat Batbrick of Ohio seeks a free list for housewives by lifting all tariffs on meat potatoes flour oatmeal cereals biscuits and bread. The measure aims to reduce living costs for households across the state.
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Batbrick
Dem
Ohio
Whipping Post Noted in Wilmington Clemency Action
In Wilmington Delaware the board of pardons remitted additional lashes for Charles Bo Wright after deciding that further lashes would intensify demands for abolition of the whipping post.
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Wilmington
Del
Board of Pardons
Charles Bo Wright
Taft Outlines Economy Plans for Government Service
President Taft sent to Congress a message urging economy and efficiency in the civil service. He cites potential savings from transferring local officers to Treasury and Post Office departments, reducing duplications and pension handling, and consolidating positions to cut costs by millions. The plan argues these changes would fund broader projects or tax relief.
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Taft
Congress
Treasury
Postoffic
Freed at her second trial in Opelousas
In Opelousas Louisiana Mre McRae was acquitted at a second trial for the killing of Alton Garland. The first trial ended in a mistrial. McRae testified Garland insulted her after learning he would not return home and she shot him in self defense.
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Veterans of ’61 to Sprint in Detroit 19 Mile Race
Grand Army veterans plan a 19 mile foot race in Detroit on May 22 featuring Col. 8 G Barnes of Pillsbury and Col J L Smith of Detroit. Combined ages total 132 years, each listed as four years old, stirring strong local interest. Delegates race context noted in Milwaukee coverage. Sweden expels Mormon missionaries as both chambers approve removal bill.
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Grand Army
Sweden
Stockholm
Pariament
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