Foot of the class moves up as little girl leaves
Doris admits low standing after father asks about grades. Her mother expresses shame for her daughter's position in school. Doris explains that the girl who was always at the foot has left, implying the change shifts her own rank.
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Freezone promise eases corn removal with little cost
An advertisement touts Freezone as a painless corn and callus remover. It claims a few drops on the corn lift it out with fingers and that the product dries instantly without irritating surrounding skin. Readers are urged to ask their druggist to stock it.
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Definition of a luxury in a price tied world
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Dr. Pierce
Mick
Red Cross Ball Blue Ad Appeal
A shopper declares that household liquid blue is mostly water since the war began and urges buying Red Cross Ball Blue, a two ounce package of real goodness, claiming it makes her clothes shine and her mood bright.
Snow in the City and Suburbs Echoed in Debate
In a brisk exchange, the Baltimore American links a poem about snow with Syracuse Post Standard rebuttal praising snow when not slushy. A Garfield Tea Co. card in Brooklyn promises repayment. A judge remarks on public talk as a candidate contemplates the legislature.
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Suburbs
Baltimore American
Syracuse Post-Standard
High Cost of Living Prompts Cheaper Meals Ad
An advertisement urges households to cut high priced meat dishes and serve Skinner's Macaroni and Spaghetti to save money. It claims the product is the cheapest nutritious option and offers a free cook book from Skinner Mfg. Co., Omaha Nebraska, to every woman.
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Skinner Mfg. Co
Omaha
Nebr
Ady
Japanese Trade in Manchuria Report Details
Mr Yoshida appointed to study Manchuria trade reports transport from Osaka to Harbin takes about a month even by passenger train. Principal Japanese exports from Harbin to European Russia include hosiery underwear shoe soles cotton textiles medicines isinglass and insulated electric wire. Since mid August import tax on hosiery and underwear was imposed by the Russian Manchurian customs. North Manchuria trade prospers due to growing population and agricultural development with Harbin seen as business center.
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Manchuria
Yoshida
Osaoka
Harbin
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Russia
North
Danderine promises dandruff and hair growth boost
An old advertisement extols Knowlton's Danderine claiming dandruff disappears within ten minutes of application and hair stops falling. It promises new fine hair after weeks, adds shine, softness, and volume, and urges readers to buy a 25 cent bottle from any store to prove the claim.
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Knowlton
Adv
Two Tramps Comment on Train Travel Realities
Two transient men discuss rail travel contrasts with coarse humor. One wishes to leave fast freights for a first class coach while the other notes a silver lining. The passenger coach contains an ax and a saw, hinting at a nearby wood pile.
Nature's Remedy Tea Promises Cure for Constipation
A garbled ad-like claim touts Garfield Tea as a cure for constipation. The fragment then shifts to a historical note stating that Chile had two Protestant churches thirty years ago and now lists seventy, indicating a surprising growth in religious institutions.
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Chile
Lincoln Gettysburg Address tribute speech excerpt
Texted fragment recalls Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address honoring Civil War fallen. It references dedication of ground, unfinished work, and the nation’s resolve to keep government for the people.
Lincoln and Mary Todd Lincoln Happy Together in Memory
Accounts in a biographical sketch portray Mary Todd Lincoln as cultured and politically perceptive. The narrative notes her influence on Lincoln and recalls the public sorrow after his assassination, while conceding later neglect and misrepresentation she faced before eventual historical recognition.
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Abraham
Mary Todd Lincoln
Mary Todd
Lincoln
Henry B. Rankin
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Quotes praising a 19th century leaders sacrifice and service
A collection of commemorative tributes praising a nation’s leader for nobility patriotism forgiveness and dedication to the Union and liberty. The quotes from Grant Hayes Garfield and Harrison honor his wisdom gentleness and growth in power during the great struggle that advanced the country among the states.
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Union and
Liberty
Rutherford B. Hayes
James A. Garfield
Benjamin Harrison
How They Compromised by Lincoln
A farmer sought a divorce over house color. Lincoln advised a month to contemplate a compromise. The farmer returned, and they agreed to paint the house brown rather than white, resolving the dispute.
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Lincoln
Lincoln's Mercy Shown In Cat Care Amid War Paris
Narrative recalls Lincoln during Grant's push on Richmond as he visits City Point. On a gun boat he comforts nearly blind kittens, wiping their eyes and saying the mother could not have done more. The piece reflects on Lincoln's reverence for his mother and gratitude for her influence.
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Lincoln
Grant
City Point
Johnson Brigham
Lbrarian
Iowa
Fragmentary Prose About Reasoning and Names
A jumble of phrases questions evolving logic and names. It mentions going to work and being wiser today than yesterday. It references Pauclid and Huclid and a challenge to disprove a geometric proposition.
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Pauclid
Huclid
Alne
Dr. Kilmer Swamp Root Adverts and Light Humour
Druggists highly recommend Kilmer Swamp Root as a leading kidney remedy with decades of tested sales. The ad promotes samples and a booklet while noting regular sizes available in drug stores. Additional fragments mention a joke about marriage and a plan to convert New Orleans vacant lots into vegetable gardens, with a moral about watching the humble man.
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Dr. Kilmer
Dr. Kilmer & Co
Binghamton, N. Y
New Orleans
Clockmaker's assistant marks time in shop humor
A customer asks what the assistant is doing and the master explains he is simply marking time on the clock face, a witty take on hourly craft.
Actress Reveals Secret Hair Recipe for Gray Locks
A well known actress shares a home tonic to darken faded hair. Mix one ounce Bay Rum, a small box of Barbo Compound, and glycerine into a pint of water for a cosmetic rinse that darkens streaks, softens hair, and adds shine without greasiness or scalp staining.
A farmer’s work rivals that of average consumers
The Teller satire notes farmers work hard yet buyers pay higher prices for farm goods. It contrasts farmer labor with the burden on average people who must purchase what farmers raise. The item reflects rural life and cost concerns in a concise quip.
Why Rheumatism Comes With Cold Weather
Article notes a perceived link between cold weather and rheumatism and suggests uric acid buildup as a cause. Mentions Prof Alex Haig of London and proposes Anuric tablets as a treatment to dissolve uric acid, with advice to drink more water and persist for weeks. Includes assorted unrelated quotes and snippets about entertainment and weather reports.
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Alex. Haig
London
Siriansee
Fragmentary Quote About Being Held Up In This City
A garbled exchange notes a person being held up in a city before the speaker arrived. It mentions a nurse and a question about crying out, but exact details and context are unclear.
California Syrup of Figs ad and Arlington nitrogen plant
A vintage advertisement extolls California Syrup of Figs as a safe laxative for children and adults, claiming quick relief from constipation and related ailments. The note also mentions plans for a nitrogen plant to be erected at Arlington Virginia.
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Arlington, Va
Vap-O-Rub A Local Trial In Springfield
Springfield readers report on Vap-O Rub external treatment introduced in Missouri for croup and colds. Local druggists tested the product by giving free jars to customers including John Turner, Hert Home, and Hattie Gibbons. Reports describe rapid relief and overnight cure claims from trial participants.
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Springfeld
J.W. Crank Drug Company
John Turner
N. Campbell &T
Hert Home
Howard &T
Hattie Gibbons
W. Division &T
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