Humorous Nuggets from Puck and Harpers Bazar
A fragmented page item strings jokes and quips from early 20th century magazines. It cites puns about marriage, cooks, and independence, with snippets from Puck Harper's Bazar and Judge. The tone is light, observational, and cartoonish, reflecting social preoccupations of the era.
Stanton and Floyd Rivalry Sways in Tenacious Race
In a tense twenty four hour automobile contest Stanton leads the Mercury team as Floyd, concealing plans, engineers a risky ruse to join him. Misgivings surface after Floyd slips away to New York, but the pair reconcile on track, reaffirming trust as tires arrive and the race resumes. The October air cools as the duo push for a record pace amid wary rivals and cheering crowds.
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Mercury
Tanton
Straw
Jesse Floyd
Atanton
Mins Carlisle
Stanton
Miss Carlisle
Misa Carlisle
Floyd
Blanton
Slater
Jessica
Maud
Lloyd
Stanton Caid
New York
Ruby Co
Mercury Co
Coney Island
Apollinaris
Mr. Green
Floyh
Windles
Atalanta
Much Required of Physicians in Io Beloochistan
The piece discusses physician accountability in Io Beloochistan where a doctor giving a dose is to share a similar dose as proof of good faith. If the patient dies the relatives may condemn the physician unless a prior agreement absolves him of liability, implying a deadly social expectation.
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Yielf
Still One Hope Remained From Jam Closet Tale
Mrs Titus tells her two sons eight and ten she is going shopping and locks the jam closet. The boys rush to the closet, try half a dozen keys, fail to open it, and decide to wait for their mother to return and ask for a reward for good behavior.
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Frederick
New York Evening
Danderine promise of quick hair beauty and growth
An advertisement claims Danderine cures dandruff and hair loss within ten minutes after application and, with continued use over weeks, grows new fine hair all over the scalp. It promises immediate fullness and luster and urges buying a 25 cent bottle to prove the claim.
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Knowlton
Adv
Beginning Moliere essay prompts by Poincare tale
Anatole France promised an essay on Moliere but delayed delivery. Publisher threatened legal action. Raymond Poincare, then a lawyer, advised beginning with a sentence and continuing. France, urged to start, produced the piece with time to spare.
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Anatole France
Moliere
France
Raymond Poincare
Poincare
Paris
Maid Had Helped
Young Van Windle waits nervously in the parlor for Julia while the maid Marie reveals the delay is not due to Julia’s thoughts but to her mind being made up by someone else, the mood light with sly humor.
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Oswegatchie
Watertown
New London Day
van Windle
Julia
Marie
Child's Severe Skin Eruption Healed by Cuticura Soap
A Jackson Missouri family recounts a ten month old daughter suffering widespread bloody sores after failed ointments. After using Cuticura Soap and Ointment, the child slept well in days and was fully well within a week. The ad promotes Cuticura products with a free sample and Skin Book from Boston.
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Jackson
Ashe
Bartels
Cuticura
Dept. L
Boston
Disillusionment Among New Brides in Honeymoon Notes
A fragmentary glimpse shows a bride’s absent minded remark about happiness and disillusionment during a honeymoon era mood. The text mentions a wife’s sentiment and a lingering sense of longing or doubt in a domestic scene.
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Ondon
In Another Category Lapleigh-Thorp Goes Misa Boxley
A quirky line up idea describes Lapleigh-Thorp facing Misa Boxley while hints warn that Boxley hurts men. Miss Knot-Quite is teased as a playful intro. The text invites readers to watch a surprising encounter and to seize a great chance to see the action unfold.
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Lapleigh—Thorp
Misa Boxley
Miss Knot
Export of Champagne From France Shows Large Output
A report notes France ships about 32,000,000 bottles of champagne annually. The comment adds a view on gender roles, suggesting a woman may refuse to take a subordinate position to a boss.
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France
California Syrup of Figs Advertisement Recalled
A vintage ad targets mothers describing child constipation and feverish symptoms. It touts California Syrup of Figs as a harmless, effective laxative for all ages with a 50 cent bottle and full directions on the label.
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California
Look yere Stephen and the blessed bald head
Two Little Rock men quarrelled when one hit the other with a wagon spoke. The struck man, rubbing his head, said it was a powerful blessing. He joked that if his bald head were not thick he would have been killed and jailed, and fined nearly twenty dollars, so he thanked the Lord for his thick scalp.
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Floyd
Coney Island
Mr. Green
Indianapolis
Stanton
Mechanician
Green
Mr. Bailey
Jessica
Stephen
Survival of the Fittest and Odd Quotes
A clipped amusement piece notes an employer seeking a strong boy and an applicant boasting of selling skills. It includes quips about a wife's contradictions and observations on diamonds and fashion, suggesting a humorous snapshot of era dialect and social banter.
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