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Manito Community Express

Location

Manito, Illinois, United States of America

Date

Aug 23, 1951

Page

2

Doctor Faces Mysterious Rash In First Patient

A young town doctor opening his practice encounters a patient covered in a fierce rash. He searches his texts and asks if the ailment has occurred before. The patient replies yes, claiming it has happened twice before, prompting the doctor to declare the diagnosis as recurring.

Habit Captain Question Triggers Front Rank Joke

A humorous exchange finds a habit captain asking why big men lead the line and a sergeant replying it stems from habit after years running a fruit stand.

New Arrival Flu Report at St. Peter Casualty

At St. Peter Hospital a casual arrival cites flu as the cause of admission. The scene centers on the question how the patient arrived and the diagnosis of influenza as the reason for entry.

Emily Would Be A Ghast Little Johnnie

Be careful with manners after dinner visit. Johnnie explains his steak fell on the floor and, when asked about apologizing, jokes that tough meat causes misfortune.

Emily Johnnie

Not Worth It One Secretary to Another

A lighthearted exchange between coworkers notes the irony of punctuality making the day feel longer. The quip reflects office humor about daily routine and time perception.

Bad Business Prompts Salesman to Joke on Truman

A salesman pushes new goods on a men’s furnishings shop as the proprietor laments poor business. The salesman retorts with a quip about Harry Truman claiming business is very good, while both acknowledge the contrast with location.

Harry Truman Truman

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