St Louis and Chicago Conventions Clash in Sixties Satire
A wry column contrasts St Louis and Chicago political conventions with playful jabs. It mocks aluminum neckties and four in hand makers, notes temperance battles, and questions Atlantic crossing times. It lampoons antiquated phrases while urging nominations with memorable names.
Amusing Political and Wedding Jokes From News Archives
A collection of quips and cartoonish interruptions from early press: Reed and Congressman Lansing face a late vote with a comic “washout on the line” exchange. a jeweler joke about a half price ring. and a misheard wedding interruption where a caller asks for the candidate names Washington Spoonamore and Jophenia Shaw, with the bridegroom mistaking it for a political context.
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Washington Spoonamore
Jophenia Shaw
Lore
Chicago Tribune
Odd Sea Creature Captured in Raritan Bay by Capt Walling
A 6 foot long, 3 foot diameter sea animal with a doglike head and silky hair was caught in a seine net off Keyport shore in Raritan bay by Capt. A. Walling on Thursday. The creature reportedly growls and has a tail with heavy fins. Nearby, a Texas hog is claimed as perhaps the largest living hog, weighing 1430 pounds and measuring 4 feet 1 inch tall with a 6 foot neck circumference. Additional items note French monopolies, tobacco leaf washing liquid sold by government tobacconists, a Paris fronted advertisement dispute over color reflection, and a giant telescope mirror being cast in Belgium for a Paris exhibition project aimed to bring the moon closer to Earth.
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Keyport
A. Walling
Kaufman
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Robertson County
Texas
Briggs
France
Paris
Belgium
M. Francis Deloncle
Savings bank deposit terms at Traders National Bank
Money deposited in the Savings department at Traders National Bank locations on Middlesex Street and Post Office Avenue before 4 p m Friday July 3 will earn 4 percent annual interest from July 1. Interest may be withdrawn or added to the principal on July 1 and January 1. Bank hours are 8 a m to 4 p m and Saturdays 8 a m to 1 p m, and from 7 to 9 p m. Signed William F Hills cashier.
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Traders National Bank
Middlesex Street
Post Office Avenue
William F. Hills
All Night Commons Session Debates Agricultural Land Tax Bill
London June 30 The House of Commons sat through the night to discuss the agricultural land rating bill intended to reduce land taxes. The debate remained orderly until about 2 a.m. when exchanges grew sharper. The bill was reported to the House at 8 a.m. and the third reading is set for Wednesday.
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London
House of Commons
President Cleveland to Gray Gables by train and yacht
President Cleveland left Washington at 7 this morning bound for Gray Gables. He traveled in a private car on the regular New York train along the Pennsylvania road, joined by Private Secretary Thurber. In Jersey City he boarded the yacht Oneida and will continue by water. Executive business will be conducted at Gray Gables with official announcements from the executive mansion.
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Cleveland
Gray Gables
New York
Pennsylvania Road
Thurber
Jersey City
English oars test grip as crews work in rough river
In Henley on the Thames June 30 the weather hindered river work but all crews were out. The new English oars show a slight stick yet rowers favor the grip in the water and expect use in the race. The good feeling between English and Yale crews continues.
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Henley-on-the-Thames
Yale
Review of troops at Aldershot for Boston Artillery
London reports a planned troops review at Aldershot camp to honor the Ancient and Honorable Artillery company of Boston. The date is not fixed yet, proposed by the Prince of Wales. The move is a compliment to Americans, previously extended mainly to crowned heads.
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Aldershot Camp
Artillery Company
Boston
Prince of Wales
Dolan Wild and Hurtful Loss for Boston in Philadelphia Clout
Baseball in Boston on June 29 reports Dolan pitching erratically and exiting in the fifth while Philadelphia hammered 13 runs on 14 hits. Thompson led Quakers with strong batting and Tenney stood out for Boston with solid all around play despite two Hamilton errors. Boston finished 6 runs on 8 hits with 3 errors. Philadelphia 13 runs on 14 hits with 3 errors.
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Dolan
Hamilton
Thompson
Quakers
Fred Tenney
Philadelphia
Baseball scores from National League games
New York defeated Brooklyn 5 to 2 in New York. Baltimore crushed Washington 16 to 3 in Baltimore. Pittsburg beat St Louis 8 in St Louis. Cleveland won 9 to 6 over Chicago in Chicago. Cincinnati routed Louisville 20 to 8 in Louisville.
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Brooklyn
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Washington
St. Louis
Pittsburg
Chicago
Cleveland
Louisville
Cincinnati
Cleveland Ee
Boston
Philadelphia
New York Fe
Fall River Beats Pawtucket 17 to 1 in New England League
Fall River defeats Pawtucket 17 to 1, New Bedford hosts Brockton 7 to 2, Bangor edges Lewiston 11 to 9, and Portland outlasts Rockland 26 to 25 in a set of league games.
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Bangor
Brockton
New Bedford
Pawtucket
Portland
Augusta Terete
Lewiston Eter
NEW England League
Fall River
Pangor
Lewiston
Rockland
Gold Standard Democrats Hold Meeting in Indianapolis
A gathering of gold standard democrats in Indianapolis on June 29 drew prominent figures. The group voted to establish headquarters in Chicago during the convention, likely at the Palmer House, and pledged to welcome all gold standard supporters.
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Indianapolis
Ind
Chicago
Palmer House
Gold Standard
Two Detroit Men Missing Off Old Mission Sailboat
A Travers City dispatch says Burt Jameson and Will Armstrong left Old Mission in a sail boat Sunday and have not been heard from since. The steamer Onakanawa patrolled the bay with no result, and the young men are believed drowned.
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Detroit
Mich
Travers City
Burt Jameson
Will Armstrong
Old Mission
Lost gold watch found by Caouette at Long Pond
Three youths fished at Long Pond on Saturday afternoon and James Caouette of Middlesex village remembered a hollow tree where he hid clothing on a prior trip. He retrieved a gold watch presented by admirers after a yearlong complaint at the police station. A female friend linked to Caouette has drawn inspector attention.
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Long Pond
James Caouette
Middlesex Village
James
Caouette
Funeral notices mark two clergy obsequies in city parishes
The Church of the Immaculate Conception held a funeral for Thomas F. Farley with Rev. Philip J. Garrigan officiating and a male quartet, no flowers per family wish, then burial at Catholic cemetery. Also, funeral services for Rev. Michael Wynne began at St. Patrick's at 6 30 this morning with a requiem high mass, deacon and sub deacon named, and multiple clergy in attendance, followed by burial preparations in Manchester.
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Thomas F. Farley
Church of the Immaculate Conception
Philip J. Garrigan
D. D
Catholic University of America
Mr. Farley
H. J. Mulligan
Philip J. Lee
Delia J. Walker
Mulligan
Michael Wynne
St. Patrick’s Church
Gleason
G. A. Costello
Fr. Dorgan
Manchester
Fines and Jail Sentences for Drunks and Assaults
June 30 reports two drunks fined one dollar and ordered to surrender fifteen dollars or face four months in jail. Maurice Hanafin, a common drunkard, and Michael J. Graney receive jail terms for drunkenness and assault with Graney appealing. John J. Jones lies seriously injured at home from a suspected stone-throwing incident by John Smith. Smith’s case postponed to July 3. Jones guarded by a $1000 bond.
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Maurice Hanafin
Michael J. Graney
Ssault
John J. Jones
Dracut
John Smith
Smith
Jones
Valley mills face shutdown over wage dispute
Youngstown Ohio June 30 Every mill in Manoring valley will close unless the wage rate is fixed satisfactory to the working men They demand 4 50 for labor for which employers are willing to pay only 4 Both sides are firm and on the issue depends the employment of 8500 men.
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Youngstown
Manoring Valley
Choynski and Maher Set for Garden Bout in July
Chicago reports Joe Choynski and Peter Maher have been matched for a six round contest at Madison Square Garden in New York on July 27.
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Choynski
Maher
Chicago
Joe Choynski
Peter Maher
Madison Square Garden
New York
Brooklyn Boxer Downey and Erne Fight Hards, Drawn
New York June 29 at City Line park saw Jack Downey of Brooklyn and Frank Erne of Buffalo contest a twelve round draw in a lightweight bout under the South Brooklyn Athletic club. Both weighed about 135 pounds and delivered a hot, evenly matched contest from start to finish.
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New York
City Line Park
Jack Downey
Brooklyn
Frank Erne
Buffalo
South Brooklyn Athletic Club
Young Economist Appointed to Boston University Chair
Boston June 30 Dr. F S Baldwin chosen to fill the new chair of Economics at Boston University. Baldwin, age 26, is its youngest graduate having earned a Ph D after graduating from BU at 18.
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Boston
F. S. Baldwin
Boston University
Baldwin
National League meeting sustains Rusi case in Pittsburg
At the Pittsburg league meeting John M Ward pleaded for the Rusi matter but failed. Corny Flynn’s civil suit leaves the board’s jurisdiction. The Tebeau case drew the most talk with a $200 fine for disorderly conduct and a ten day deadline to pay or face disqualification.
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National League Baseball
Pittsburg
New York
John M. Ward
Corny Flynn
Flynn
Tebeau
Cleveland
Lynch
Weidman
Indians Rob Neosho Town in Nighttime Raid
A Neosho despatch reports four Indians rode into Meol twenty four miles south of St Louis last night and robbed the town. No casualties are reported and the value of stolen property is unknown. The attackers fled.
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Neosho
Meol
Here
Millville Glass Works Idle Workers Ahead of Summer Shutdown
Millville New Jersey reports scores of glass works closed for the summer idle 5000 employees. With resumption in fall expected, a demand for higher wages is anticipated amid the idle period.
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Millville
N. J
Donovan's Manager Bets On Three Races For $3000
Apropos of Yale trainer Murphy stating Wefers of Georgetown is faster than Pi per Donovan, backer C H Hoey doubles down. He’ll back Donovan against Wefers or any man in the world in three races 100 150 and 200 yards with $1000 a side in each race and a $1000 side bet offered to any taker.
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Yale
Wefers
Georgetown
Piper Donovan
C. H. Hoey
Donovan
Concert Benefit for St John’s Choir Boys at Chapel
This evening and tomorrow evening a novel programme will be presented at St John’s chapel for the choir boys benefit. Also featured is the laughable opera Diamond Cut Diamond with Miss Clifford and Mr Blunt performing multiple characters.
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St. John’s Church
St. John’s Chapel
Miss Clifford
Mr. Blunt
Drowning at Tekamah Picnic Claims Three Lives
Tekamah Nebraska June 30 Misses Jessie Kelso Sadie Reese and John Sampson drowned in the Missouri river last night during a picnic when their boat swamped and rescuers arrived too late.
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Neb
Jessie Kelso
Sadie Reese
John Sampson
Missouri River
They Want to Boss The Men Take Civil Service Examinations
The civil service examination for foremen and sub foremen of the street department was held in the city hall this morning. Ten men appeared for the tests, with nine seeking foreman and one for sub foreman. The board of examiners including Co H Conant Dr J J Colton and Joseph Smith plus chief examiner Henry Sherwin conducted questions focused on sewer street and lodge work.
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City Hall
Board of Examiners
Co. H. Conant
J. J. Colton
Joseph Smith
Henry Sherwin
American Watch plant shuts for annual vacation
The American Watch company’s factory in Waltham is closed for its annual vacation. A few workers remain to finish up, and operations will resume on August 5.
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American Watch Company
Insolvency Warrants Against Adams and Pettingill Firm
Amesbury June 30 warrants in insolvency filed against all members of Adams and Pettingill shoe manufacturers.
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Adams & Pettingill
Massachusetts Bay Rescue Tragedy and Oleomargarine Case
Sunday Jacob Kent and his father Fred Kent capsized in Row Ley Bay as Howard Andrews and John Floyd from Grape Island rescued them. The elder Kent survived while his son did not. Cornelius F. Ryan and Cornelius Sullivan were found guilty at Fitchburg of selling oleomargarine and fined $100 each, both appealing. State dairy bureau prosecutes illegal oleomargarine sales in the region.
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Fred Kent
Rowley
Howard Andrews
John Floyd
Grape Island
Kent
Cornelius F. Ryan
Cornelius Sullivan
Fitchburg
State Dairy Bureau
Beautification Drive At East Boston Church
Rev Smith Baker pastor of Maverick Congregational Church East Boston led a Sunday fundraising effort raising 2700 in about half an hour to refresh the church audience room this summer.
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Maverick Congregational Church
Boston
Smith Baker
Boston Yachtsman Reviews New York Half Raters Race
A Boston yachtsman who visited New York last week reports on the first two trial races of the half-raters. He notes New York boats, led by El Heirie built at Lawley’s, are ahead of Boston designs, but local sailors like Paul Butler of Lowell on Vesper show superior trimming and crew placement. Duryea praised as a salt-water hand, yet Butler excels in handling these small craft.
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Boston
New York
Transcript
el Heirie
Lawley’s
Cape
Paul Butler
Lowell
Ethelwynn
Ethélwynn
Butler
Duryea
Busy hospital scene at St Johns underscores emergency care
St Johns hospital has become a vital emergency hub with multiple ambulance arrivals over recent days. Eight patients were admitted on June 15 and 20, five on June 24, six on June 26, and four on June 27, including severely injured individuals and a dying patient, all treated by Sisters of Charity and nurses while Dr Kingsbury begins as the new house physician.
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St. John’s Hospital
Sisters of Charity
Poole
Hannifin
Michael Wynne
Frank McGrade
Harriet Mevis
Kingsbury
Harral
Republicans to Ratify McKinley and Hobart Nominations
Lowell Republicans plan to ratify the St Louis convention nominations Tuesday July 7 with strong turnout expected. The city committee met to organize a ratification rally from Tower's Corner to Huntington Hall, with a brass band and speeches by prominent speakers.
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St. Louis
Tower's Corner
Huntington Hall
Poore
Wheelmen Parade Participants Requested to Report at Pawtucket Street
Bicycle clubs and riders planning the July 4th parade must report at 8 a.m. on Pawtucket Street near Fletcher for place assignment. Marshal C. E. Snyder directs.
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C. E. Snyder
Inquiry Ends With Closing Session of Horse Deal Committee
Closing session of the Horse Deal Committee under Superintendent Cheney concluded the inquiry. Proceedings focused on evaluating details of a horse procurement and related dealings, with officials finalizing recommendations and administrative steps pending formal action.
City Horse Deal in Fifth Investigating Session
The fifth session of the city horse deal inquiry drew a full house as Dr. Charles A. Wood examined the horses and found blemishes on several, including ring bones on a chestnut and a gray horse. He warned a ring bone could greatly reduce value and questioned whether buyers knew of the defects.
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Sidney Drewett
Charles A. Wood
Cheney
Wood
John C. Burke
Hunton
Boston
Mr. Qua
Merrimack House
Mr. Cheney
Webster
Qua
Boys' wool suits close at two dollars a suit
A sale lists boys wear in light and dark wool, with double breast jackets for ages 6 to 15, sailor styles for 4 to 10, junior and reefer caps for 3 to 8, and Galatea wash suits from 1.25. The items include twelve lots to be closed at $2 per suit in various colors.
Tri City Catholic Groups Form Merrimack Valley Athletic League
Seventeen Catholic societies from Lowell Lawrence and Haverhill meet in Lawrence to form a tri city athletic league. Delegates approve a constitution and bylaws and plan further revisions with a July 12 Lawrence meeting. Temporary officers become permanent: James J. O Connell president Owen A Donohue secretary Michael J Honan treasurer.
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Lawrence
James J. O’connell
Haverhill
Owen A. Donohue
Michael J. Honan
Lowell
Evening in Peking at High Street Church Promises Interest
The High Street church hosts an Evening in Peking this evening under the Willing Workers. Miss Cushman leads with extensive experience and will be assisted by church youth and Miss Bennyson from the church choir in the musical portion of the programme. Light refreshments and confections will be sold during the event.
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Peking
High Street
Lakeview theatre opens week with Dill and cast
Dill with novel features headlines this week's Lakeview Theatre program. The Flaherty troupe offers an engaging sketch on modern athletic training, sure to attract many Lowell friends. Other acts include Harry Crandall Cranfield and Carleton, Hasking's Diarama, Wills and Halpin, and Alice Hodgdon.
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Lakeview Theatre
Flaherty
Lowell
Harry Crandall
Cranfield
Carleton
Hasking
Diarama
Wills and Halpin
Alice Hodgdon
Bids Awarded for Carter Street and Pine Street School Foundations
The lands and buildings committee chose the lowest bidders for two school foundations. Carter Street Grammar School bids: J C Simpson 1320, Cyrus Barton 1400, Patrick Va 1169, Benjamin G Brown 1000, H Fuller 1364. Pine Street bids: B E Brown 1500, Cyrus Barton 1620, W H Fuller 1443. Both contracts go to B E Brown.
Jones And Smith In Trouble At Dracut Network Night
John J. Jones of Dracut Navy Yard was struck on the head by a stone while returning home. An elderly man, he faced several assailants about twenty years old. The assailant was arrested by Officer Scott and booked as John Smith in Lowell. Jones’s injuries are not serious.
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Smith
John J. Jones
Dracut Navy Yard
Scott
Lowell
John Smith
Cyrille Constantineau and Wife Finish Vermont Vaudeville Tour
Cyrille Constantineau and his wife completed a two weeks engagement with a vaudeville company in Vermont. They signed important new engagements with prominent New England houses of amusement and plan to devote part of their time to that line of business.
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Cyrille Constantineau
Vermont
New England
Missing men found and still missing case noted
Medard Robert of Pawtucketville was reported missing from his home Sunday and found later in Pelham after wandering nine miles. He is the father of Mr. Vital Robert, a contractor. Xavier Dufaut remains missing.
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Medard Robert
Pawtucketville
Pelham
Vital Robert
Xavier Dufaut
Dr Jaeger Summer All Wool Sanitary Clothing Ad
An old newspaper ad promotes Dr Jaeger summer all wool sanitary garments for health and comfort. It highlights suitability for men women and children, urging readers to buy for season protection and ease.
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