Campus Cupid? A Farce on Faculty Insurance
A humorous column mocks campus life proposing extreme faculty insurance to bury professors, absurd safety rules for northern and southern colleges, and satirical required reading and gear. It questions pay and benefits in higher education, ending with a jab at living wages and the American Way.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Texas A. & M. College
Texas A. & M
Plato
University Post
Soviet Union
David Trabin
Siberia
Philip Wylie
Ross
Maxwell Bodenheim
Hearing Restoration Method Promises Quick Help
A Basic Diagnostic Office claims a three step 45 minute treatment can restore hearing for many with various causes. Patients report quick relief and some discard aids after only a few sessions. First treatment offered at $2.00 with locations in Jane Beach Huntington Park.
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A.C
Independent Press
E. Broadway
Jane Beach
Huntington Park
E. Florence
Fever as a protective mechanism in infections
A Los Angeles County Medical Association note explains fever as a protective response in infection. It details fever causes, symptoms such as chills, warmth, dry flushed skin, thirst, and rapid breathing, and notes fever helps weaken germs and boosts immune production.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mie
Long Beach
Los Angeles County Medical Association
Pine Ave
Baby Delays 35,000-Ton Ship Aboard Maure Tania At Sea
A family cruises to the West Indies aboard a 35,000-ton liner. Tracy, eight months old, becomes a central passenger as Canary Line finally allows her aboard after much persuasion. The baby charms crew, learns a patty cake routine, and even adjusts to shipboard life, delaying sailing with infant food and playful interruptions.
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Mauretania
Ufi
West Indies
South America
Canary Line
Tracy
Frances
Paradise
Ship Line
Svith
Walt
Cunard Line
Jack Barnes
Barnes
Heather Butler
A. B. Fasting
Push Your Bridge Foo Hard in New Orleans Tourney
In Baton Rouge, Oswald Jacoby and Dave Ostrich discuss an upcoming Regional Tournament in New Orleans. They debate a high stakes bridge hand and line of play, focusing on achieving an unusually good score around 80 and anticipating opponents sacrificing at five hearts.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Dave Ostrich
Baton Rouge
New Orleans
Dr. Ostrich
Barefoot entrant stands alone at event with odd claim
A sparse report notes one participant arriving barefoot while another claim concerns a passenger cart dispute. The tale hints at unusual personal details as the cruise proceeds and a dental remark shifts the focus to a curious outcome.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Tracy
End play secures extra club trick in bridge scene
The player ruffs dummy's remaining heart in hand, cashes top clubs, and throws West in with a diamond. West is end played to return a heart, forcing dummy to ruff while South discards a losing club. South then ruffs a club to draw East's last trump, enabling Declarer's final diamond to win the 10th trick.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
West
South
East
Declarer
Ma Rues Widow Luscious At Church Sermon
A passerby notes Ma regrets Widow Luscious sat nearby during Sunday service describing the sermon as fine and expressing a wish to have heard it.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Luscious
Mind survey prompts alarm on urban divorce and happiness
The text discusses headlines about marriage stability, cites city versus farm life differences in religion, family, and divorce rates, and laments college access while urging readers to seek personal problem solutions via a 75 cent booklet from Dr AEB William, care of the newspaper.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
John Jones
Arate
Aeb. WigRam
Science Briek Plays With Global TV Development
Fifty four countries and territories pursue television development while paperlike steel burns at jet engine temperatures as ordinary steel resists heat. The average American reportedly loses about 100 pounds of fat annually.
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Kant
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Ian
Waiss &Tes
West Ao
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Waas Worth
Val
Albert Edward Wiggam, D
Science Briek
TWA
Cheet
Hotel
Statler Lobby
Sunset Blvd
Michigan
Hollywood Roosevelt Lobby
Saturn Ava
Los Angeles Int'l
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Wilshire Blvd
Chestview
Burbank
Lockheed Air
Charleston
van Nuys
Victory Blvd
State
Pasadena
Colorado St.-Scamore
Wilton
Whittle
E. Philadelphia St
Oxford
Pittsburg
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TWA Trans World Airlines
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