Fragmented quotes from a late 19th century US newspaper
A satirical ramble quotes various figures and events from politics, exploration, and public life. It notes Sir Thomas, Chamberlain, the sultan of Tursey, and Robert Peary, with jests about Boston, codfish, bread making, and a tale of a salt company sale. The item reflects light editorial wit and current affairs through oblique anecdotes.
Lipton’s Sham Sale Brings In A Quarter Of Medical Bills
Having sold the first two Sham rocks, perhaps Sir Thomas Lipton has got a quarter of the money that he will need to pay his expert doctors' bills.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Thomas Lipton
Capt Wringe Expected To Be Strong Cup Defender Skipper
Capt Wringe may become a top American skipper for the cup defense though several other skippers are in contention. The question centers on who will command the yacht in the defence effort and lead the team to victory.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Wringe
French coin nickels enter the language in news note
A French article notes the word nickel for the new five cent piece joining biftek and rosbit in usage. It also reports a bold Frenchman crossing from Europe to America next May by airship, with Prof Langley waiting at the Potomac by automobile.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Biftek
Rosbit
Atlantic
Prof
Langley
The
Potomac
Uncharted Rocks and a Concert Turmoil at Middletown
The piece mentions Cornelius Vanderbilt making ten million in stocks with help from Mr. Rockefeller and other citizens and hints at Sousa composing a new symphonic poem titled Uncharted Rocks to honor the army and navy. A man fired a revolver at a Middletown concert, a bass horn was hit, and the band’s music theme is left to the reader’s imagination.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mr. Rockefeller
Cornelius Vanderbilt
Mr. Sousa
Middletown
N. Y
Bride Seeks To Omit Obey In Wedding Service But Uses Pickwickian Sense
An Eastern woman near her marriage asked to strike the word obey from the marriage service. She argued it could be understood in a Pickwickian sense, as others do, but sought its exclusion.
Rockefeller Profits Edge Uncle Sam Despite Higher Income
The report notes Uncle Sam earns over 2,000,000 dollars daily, larger in raw amount than John D. Rockefeller. Yet Rockefeller yields a higher profit percentage with less competition, signaling a stronger relative efficiency amid a concentrated market.
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Uncle Sam
Mr. Rockefeller
Playground misadventure of a pompous neighbor
Mr. Thompkins and his wife visit a city playground where he attempts to join the children’s games. He is mocked by kids, pelted with sand, spanked by a child, and eventually buried in sand before a policeman intervenes and removes him. The tale ends with his wife guiding them home in setback.
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Mr. Thompkins
Mrs. Thompkins
Roosevelt
Blackman
Santa Claus
Mr Thompkins
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KE. T. Hyde
Logan
Utah
Boston
Philippines
Thomas
England
Chamberlain
Joe
Connecticut
Stuart Robson
Alaska
Dr. Frizell
National Salt Company
Corresjtondent Creelman
Asbury Park
Harry Lehr
Erief
United States Army
Ine CS Them
IN Marine Society
Anke Ith
Eelrock
Thomas Oldham
G. H. Champ
A. A. Thompson
Uv. EL Shapard
Cache Valley
Bamaimg Compamy
Incorror Area
Logan General
East Center Street
Thatcher Bank
Real Estate & Loans
H. A. Pederson & CO
First National Bank
Old
Z. C. M. L. Corner
Odell’s Studio
Ricks Block
Main Street
Thomas & Odell
Louis S. Cardon
Joseph Knowles
Life and Fire Insurance
Dor
Ogden
Salt Lake
G. Gessell
Providence
Kinley & Dunbar
Main
Eagle
A. Ht
Pacmer
West 1St North Street
West Nielsen’s
Penienue
Glenwood Springs
Aspen
Leadville
Pueblo
Colorado Springs
Denver
Omaha
Kansas City
St. Louis
Chicago
Ogden Union Depot
Southern Pacific
Oregon
ST. Louts
Rio Grande
I. A. Benton
Salt Lake City