Poetess Marries the Gun in Los Angeles Ceremony
Eastern papers mock Los Angeles for an elaborate marriage of a poetess to a gun. The joke notes the unlikely pairing and the city’s lingering publicity.
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Newspaper
Lititz Record
Location
Lititz, Pennsylvania, United States of America
Date
Oct 22, 1931
Page
6
Eastern papers mock Los Angeles for an elaborate marriage of a poetess to a gun. The joke notes the unlikely pairing and the city’s lingering publicity.
A man returns to a cigar store exclaiming the cigar is awful. The clerk jokes he has hundreds, while a reading lesson leads a pupil to mishear "cat" as "Si." A child explains a sea lion as a sea man eater with a rudder, and a quip links four musical daughters to being no lover of music.
The fragments depict casual dialogue and labeled characters such as Mrs. Wages and Mrs. Tagg, with snippets of conversation about money, travel, and workplace life. The tone mirrors a late era humor column or light fiction page with stray lines and notes.
The lesson outlines Paul’s approach in Corinth as a model for missionary work. He finds shelter with Aquila and Priscilla, works as a tentmaker, preaches in the synagogue, and gains converts including Crispus. Silas and Timothy strengthen the effort with news and gifts, while Paul faces opposition. The text notes God’s encouragement to Paul, his near presence in danger, and the verdict before Gallio.
A long list of Sunday visits and gatherings flows through the Lancaster region. Local couples and families hosted and visited kin at homes in Kissel Hill Mastersonville Lime Rock Brunnerville and other nearby communities. Attendees included the Blam Shenk Kreider Henning Miller Minnich and Markley families among many others.
Evangelistic services in the Evangelical Church by the Mission Workers of Detroit are well attended with delegates from Birdsboro and Reading present in the past week. This week large delegations from distant areas and neighboring towns are expected.
Grace Moore, noted for musical show fame, models a tomato visor hat and a lacy mesh dress with durene cotton, black accents, and a wide suede belt. The ensemble features a snug hip line, flared skirt, and modular revers, reflecting this season’s versatile, figure flattering styles.
C E Wolf spent Sunday at Monterey with LeRoy Wolf and family. A Halloween social will be held by the local High School in the school building tomorrow evening. Many of our people attended a Farm Show at Ephrata during last weekend. C B Killian will offer his home at a public sale on Saturday. A lot of household goods will also be sold. Harry Leopold and daughter of Cleveland Ohio visited in the homes of Mr and Mrs A R Zwally during the past week. Richard Armstrong and Miss Faith Heiss of Lancaster visited the Marvin Clark family last Sunday. Miss Margaret Miller of Reading spent Sunday with her parents Rev and Mrs A E Miller.
The Natal Mercury via the Boston Traveler cites a six part epitaph mocking medical surgery. It jokes that a father is gone to join his appendix tusils kidneys and hat drum with a leg removed by a hospital surgeon seeking experience.
A fragment references INSURANCE at 153 Spruce Street Lititz PA and firms HUEBENER and HABECKER located at 34 E Main St Lititz. The notes imply a local insurance connection or office listings in Lititz Pennsylvania.
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