Cap and Bells
A newly rich man tours a famous art gallery and is told a 3,000 year old Greek sculpture is worth about $100,000. He asks how much a new one would be, prompting a skeptical or amused reaction.
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Newspaper
Lititz Record
Location
Lititz, Pennsylvania, United States of America
Date
Mar 10, 1927
Page
6
Never Too Late and Other Tiny Tales from Dorfbarbler
A quirky set of lines features a kid learning jacks and a talk about a total lunar eclipse at 11 30 pm. A playful exchange between spouses share birthday news and a faint humor about a phone line hit by lightning. Catty Jack and Marie swap a teasing metaphor about grace.
A Valedictorian Joke Across Generations
A humorous exchange asks what a valedictorian is and concludes that a mother could be the valedictorian since she speaks last. The joke hinges on the idea of final words as a mark of distinction.
Gained A Lot From A Rich Marriage Motto
A collage of short quips and jokes on wealth marriage and practicality. References to luxury, an aunt/ancestor tone, a used car salesman, a wage raise request and a census scene. Humorous lines reveal social norms and everyday foibles with a dated wry voice.
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Jacks
William Henry Maya
Catty Jack
Doris
Marie
Tom
Heo
Garvin’s
Garvin
Court House
East King Street
Lancaster
Lancaster City
B. V. D. Union
Forest Mills
Ric-Rae
LLC
Como
el Capitan
DAVIS
M. T. Garvin & CO
Lancaster, Pa
Elcepe Cee
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