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Lititz Record

Location

Lititz, Pennsylvania, United States of America

Date

Dec 26, 1912

Page

3

Notable Local Notices on Farms and Heritage in Blair County

Dr. Guy A. Gerberich, ill with typhoid, has regained mobility at Lebanon. W T Huntington of Jersey Shore planted 1,000 peach trees with dynamite aiding 100. plans 500 more using dynamite for holes. Mrs J D Hammond of Carlisle owns a 1690 German hymn book heirloom, leather bound with brass trim. Judge C B Staples of Monroe County promotes rural school care and road improvements for pupils. Canoe Valley wood chop frolic in Blair County draws many, with Mary Henry home event continuing decades of tradition. women prepare abundant food beforehand.

Guy A. Gerberich D. P. Gerberich Lebanon Gerberich W.T. Huntington Jersey Shore Mr. Huntington J. D. Hammond Carlisle Hammond C. B. Staples Monroe County Canoe Valley Blair County Catharine Morris Mary Henry

The Wasted Witticiam Exchange Joke

The hostess quips that Scots are humorous and offers a departing guest first pick among two great piles of overcoats in the dressing room. The guest patiently searches and replies I will have what I want. The joke is presented in a playful exchange with a dash of regional humor.

Bere

His Own Words in a Victorian Domestic Exchange

A short quip from the Boston Transcript frames a domestic exchange where a husband remarks on happiness if he exerted himself, and the wife recalls his claim that she made him the happiest man on earth. The cheeky banter highlights marital ego and playful reproach.

Boston Transcript

The Little Pitcher Said Edith to her Doll

A short passage portrays Edith chiding her doll with a stern maternal tone. She insists the doll must not answer back or be saucy, claiming rightful authority as its mother.

Edith

Luck and Hokus Pokus in Old Sayings

A comic exchange notes Methusaleh’s long life and a quip about a wife marrying for money. The remark, framed as a judge’s aside, reflects humor about longevity and motives in marriage.

Hokus Methusaleh Pokus

Parcels Post Rules for Perishables and Prohibited Items

The Parcels Post System under Postmaster General Hitchcock allows sending perishable items short distances if well packed. Eggs have local delivery only when properly packed. salted meats travel anywhere. fresh meat stays in the first zone. Fragile items must be securely packed and labeled fragile. Prohibited items include intoxicants, poisons, explosives, inflammables, live animals, obscene material, and raw hides. Books and printed matter are not accepted at parcels post rates.

Hitchcock

Word lubber appears across Elizabethan texts

The note catalogs usage of the term lubber from Ralph Roister Doister circa 1550 to Tusser 1580 and Erasmus translations, noting its persistent sixteenth century presence. It cites lines describing a veriest lubber a dolt and lazy worker, with examples from London Notes and Queries about Lungland and lazy lobres.

Ralph Roister Doister Tusser Udal Erasmus Lungland Grete Lobres Longe London

Not For Fashion's Sake The Mansfield Mercy Tale

The text recalls England's harsh old theft law where any item over ten shillings faced capital punishment. Lord Mansfield urged mercy in a jury verdict to spare a thief who stole a trinket worth less than ten shillings, while a jeweler argued the fashion cost him twice that. The judge urged restraint and warned against hanging for fashion.

England

What’s Dirt How a Chemistry Professor Reframes Dirt

An old college professor quips that dirt is merely a chemical construct. He shows grease becomes soap with alkali, dissolves with water, and that adding gypsum alters perception. He jokes how dirt appears in makeup and powders, urging students to analyze matter rather than label it.

Mixed Wives and the Church Bone Mystery

In an early New England town Mr. Church faced a grim dilemma after burying four wives in one plot. While relocating remains he mixed bones, then used new headstones bearing joking inscriptions about Hannah Emily Mary Matilda and others, lamenting the tangled graves with a somber moral in old fashioned tone.

Church New England Hannah Church Emily Emily Church Matilda Mary Matilda Hannah

A Bit of English Humor in Parody Political Lines

An old English humorist devised a scoring joke against politicians by reporting brief speech fragments from prominent Members. A comic journal, barred from news, printed a string of first lines like Sir Charles Wetherell not sensible Hunt ignorant Lord Ashley moving promptly Perceval petition Sibthorpe understanding Lyndhurst credit Sigden not one of those thought Croker fullest assurance.

Times Charles Wetherell Hunt Perceval Sibthorpe Lord Lyndhurst Edward Sigden Croker Assur

Wonderful Fiddles Through History at Court and Concerts

The article recounts a giant fiddle seen at the Trench court in Charles VI era where boys sat inside the instrument and sang. later a similar enormous fiddle appeared in Boston concerts requiring a table for the bow. It notes the instrument as the grandfather of fiddles and comments on the beauty of the effect despite tone concerns.

Trench Court Charles VI Boston

Columbia River Thrice Named and Early Indian Etymology

The Columbia river has undergone three names Oregon St Roque and Colonia given by Robert Gray in 1792. Whitney notes the original designation Oregon meaning big ear from local Indian ear stretching customs. Meanwhile Wilson muses over Tom Wilkins and Edith Brown once close, now estranged after marriage.

Columbia River Oregon St. Roque Robert Gray Colonia Whitney

Goose eyes and a scoreless baseball game headline

A fragmentary Chicago News item mentions goose eyes and a baseball game with no runs in innings. The snippet Playful dialogue features Big Brother and Little Sister as it ponders why the question arises.

Chicago News

The Umbrella In English Writings Through Time

This piece traces umbrellas from ancient use in sunny climates to their England emergence. It notes Coryat in 1608, Beaumont and Fletcher in 1640, Jonas Hanway as the first well known London umbrella user in 1786, a King’s Bench libel case with an umbrella, and Cowper’s poem mentioning the item as a social symbol.

Thomas Coryat Italy Beaumont and Iletcher England Jonas Hanway Red Lion Square London Dr. She

The Steel Eating Worm Myth Origin Revealed

A letter in New York Engineering News traces the steel eating worm myth to 1866 Haspe Germany. Employees of iron seed and chemical works formed a jovial Ulk society at a hotel. A gutta percha tube fake worm filled with hydrochloric acid was shown and used to explain corrosion by a supposed worm's secretion. The editor believed the tale and it spread to other journals.

New York Engineering News IE. Gibbon Spilsbury Haspe Germany Ulk

An Incident of Old Japan March 1868 Reception

An English minister Sir Harry Parkes faced a fierce sword attack en route to the mikado's palace. Nine of eleven guards were wounded, Parkes escaped unharmed, pursuing one attacker as another was beheaded. The samurai was executed and the next day the mikado decreed no assaults on foreigners.

Japan Matsuhito Harry Parkes Mr. Satow Harry Sir Harry Mr. Freeman-Mitford

Creeping Salt and Moving Verses in a Fragmented Page

A miscellaneous set of notes and quips appears. A science snippet demonstrates salt creeping up glass walls. A short yarn laments diminished visits after marriage. A landlord's rent raise follows a moving letter remark. Witty exchanges contrast view of crime and jokes from New York Press.

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