It’s Hard, In Fact, To Flunk Poem Parody on Exams
A witty verse describes the night before finals and the dread of flunking. A student frets over cram sessions and the fear of failing while recalling exams and the pressure to perform.
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Newspaper
Lititz Record
Location
Lititz, Pennsylvania, United States of America
Date
Apr 16, 1931
Page
8
A witty verse describes the night before finals and the dread of flunking. A student frets over cram sessions and the fear of failing while recalling exams and the pressure to perform.
The renowned pianist Paderewski resumes his U S tour as part of the 1938-39 season, giving 75 recitals across the country including a May 1 stop at Fulton Theatre in Lancaster. It is his 17th U S tour, following a previous visit delayed by illness. he is now fully recovered.
Charlie Chaplin in City Lights is showing at the Auditorium Manheim today and last night drew a large audience. The final showing is tonight. Also noted is the creation of the largest artificial lake by Martin dam at Cherokee Bluffs on the Wallapoosa River in eastern Alabama completed in 1926 covering about 625 square miles with 160 feet dam height and 700 miles of shore and 448 million gallons storage.
The Honor Roll for the fourth period in Lititz schools lists seniors Dorothy Heisley, Melvin Langer, Margaret Miller, Dorothy Moyer, Sarah A. Sturgis, Richard Zartman. juniors Beatrice Bomberger, Helen Earhart, Adele Flower, Loretta Mellinger. sophomores Edith Diehm, Ruth Dissinger, Pauline Seibert, Beatrice Slagel, Helen Snyder, Earl Kauffman, Richard Musser, Clyde Myer. freshmen Mary Bender, Mildred Gangner, Jane Miller, Lena Risser, Pauline Rentschler, Wilmer Eby, Lloyd Graybill, John Hertz. highth grade Mildred Brookmyer, Janet Eby, Helen Erb, Margaret Erline, Helen Farrand, Edith Kreider, Mary Summy, Chester Howard. seventh grade Arlene Demmy, Winifred Scheaffer, Lloyd Burkhart.
Fragmented dialogue shows a tense exchange where a man claims to shoot anyone who looks like him and a boy confirms finding a dollar. A store scene and a father’s presence are referenced, but details are obscured by garbled text.
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