Nonsense Jokes and Tiny Tales From a Newspaper Feature
A medley of short comic vignettes and childlike questions from a Chicago News column. Anecdotes include a teacher and pupils on heat and cold, a boy taunting about punishment, a dentist quip, a window-phobia horse tale from the Philadelphia Ledger, and family banter about bonnets money and stinginess.
Quick Witted Exchange Abbreviated in Oddist Punch Snippet
A fragmented excerpt shows banter on engagements and credit rumors with mock dialogue from London Punch and Philadelphia Press jokes. The lines reference a skeptic novelist Mr Ego and a teasing young woman, Tammy, with playful remarks and a Bostonian tone.
The Bots Imagination and a Family Tale
A Long Prairie boy imagines an eagle snatching a child and his father repeats the tale as fact. The piece contrasts vivid imagination with factual reporting, arguing for training to distinguish vision from reality while cautioning against silencing visionary thought.
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Long Prairie
Alps
Papa
Red Wing
Mich
Advlea on Investments by J Hampton Moore in Philadelphia
J Hampton Moore, chief of the bureau of manufactures in the department of commerce and labor, is profiled in Philadelphia for his keen insight into finance. A young woman asks whether to invest 25000 in government bonds at 8 percent or in Zaza gold mine stocks at 15 percent. Moore replies that for dining well choose gold mine investment, but for sleeping well choose government bonds.
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J. Hampton Moore
Bureau of Manufactures
Department of Commerce and Labor
Philadelphia
Moore
Mr. Moore
Cincinnati Enquirer
Snuff in the Senate Returns with Carter to U S Senate
The article notes Tom Carter's return to the U S Senate from Montana may revive the snuff habit there. It recalls a time ten to twelve years ago when many senators used ground snuff, with Carter ex Senator George of Mississippi and Senator Beck of Kentucky among frequent tasters, now a rare sight.
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Tom Carter
United States Senate
Montana
Senate
Carter
George
Mississippi
Beck
Kentucky
Bassett
A Man of Many Tithe and a Possible Peerage
Reports claim King Edward may grant a peerage to Sir George White the defender of La dysmith. London papers propose the title Lord La dyemith. Sir George te has amassed many postnominals including the Bath Michael and Gooree Star of India and Indian Empire, with various royal and academic honors. He seems to prize the Victoria Cross above all, though the bronze medal is plain.
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Edward
Sir George White
Ladysmith
London
Lord Ladyemith
Sir Georgete
Bath
Michael
LL. D
Cambridge
Dublin
V. C
The Cullinan Diamond Fate Speculation in Mining Circles
Speculation runs high in mining circles about the Cullinan diamond had it not been found on the surface. A stone of that size could be lost or destroyed if washed away or broken by rollers, with Wells the finder reportedly receiving a five figure reward.
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Diamond Fields Advertiser
Newspaper counts in the United Kingdom in 1905
The London Globe notes 2 461 newspapers active in the UK with 1 881 in England, 111 in Wales, 201 in Scotland, 191 in Ireland and 17 in the Isles. Daily papers total 18 percent in England and Scotland, 7 in Wales and Ireland, 4 in the Isles.
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United Kingdom
England
Wales
Scotland
Ireland
Isles
British Isles
London Globe
The French Code And Love Reform Proposal
A French commission proposes that love be the basis of marriage declaring spouses must love each other. Supported by Paul Herrieu and Marcel Provost, the idea would invalidate marriages of convenience and alter literary and theatrical works on marriage. The London Chronicle notes potential upheaval to social norms and arts.
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Sinister of Justice
Paul Herrieu
Marcel Provost
France
London
Qronicle
Carapixa Death and Cure Claims in Local Ad Column
A Metropolis page carries a claim that Bucklow's Arnica Salve drew out blood poison from a friend, saving his life, and notes other health advertisements. Also features a sensational quote about a Tampa man cured by Electric Bitters and promotions for Hollister's Rocky Mountain Tea, baby remedies, and a stationery sale at Horton & Burns Drug Co. The piece blends medical ads with editorial jabs at subscriber behavior and a brief, shifting notice about the paper’s own operations.
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J.e.stearns
Biinn
Bucklow
Horton & Burns Drug’ Store
Ralph F. Pernandez
Tampa
Fia
Horton & Burns Drug Co
Peavish
Cross
Hollister’s
Rocky Mountain
Hollister Rocky Mountain Tea Promotes Health
A compact ad notes Hollister's Rocky Mountain Tea as a remedy to tiredness with claims of restoring strength and appetite. It mentions 35 conta per tea box and references Hor ton & Burns Brug Uo with unspecified product details.
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Hollister
Horton & Burns Brug Uo
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Litto Elmer
Mamma
Harry
Elmer
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Detroit Tribune
Harvey
Dereon Ae Tote
London Punch
Sole
Tammy
Miss May Dupp
Boeston Hera
Castoria Ley
Cabtorta
Afghanistan
M. Xavier Dyboveki
Academ of Medicine
Paris
Metchnikoff
Wheele
New York Press
Adame
Jackson
Monroe
House of Representatives
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Mr. Adams
Adams
Noval Magazine
Bolter
DeWitt
Reece Studio
Cresco
Boor Borth
Hostoffice
A. R. Nash
Liouis Koal
Rok
Wallea
Neb
John M. Johnson
Harrington
Walman
Hensey
Scory
Hersey & Gough
HEW
York Ofkeesf
F Bereyt
H.W
Washington, D.C
Marne Dorsicna
America
Courasy
Madison
Wis
Volden
M. G. Tousley & CO
Duluth
Minn
Vimams
Dr. King