Dintchinson of Lafayette County Dies at 80
Geo W Dintchinson a longtime Lafayette county resident died at his Bates City home Wednesday January 22 1913 after a brief illness He owned a fine farm and was widely liked Funeral services will be held at the Bates City Christian church Friday morning with interment in Bates City cemetery An obituary will be printed in the Banner next week Also includes an unrelated 1833 Daniel Webster quote about liberty banks and wealth in the same column.
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Geo. W. Dintchinson
Lafayette
Bates City
Iive
Oak Grove
Cynthia
Mowbray
James
Snyder
Davenrich
Freckles Stratton novel tops sales and stages praised
Special Freckles Stratton remains a top seller with half a million copies sold and the book among the six best sellers. Publisher Delamater praises Neil Twomey dramatizations and plans for additional works. Local notes commend J. P. Cooper for voting for direct election of U S senators. Other residents travel or conduct business in Kansas City and nearby towns.
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Gene Stratton Lotter
Mrs. Porter
Doubleday, Page & Co
Grosset & Dunlap
A. G. Delamater
Neil Twomey
Mr. Twomey
Delamater
Tortoise and Hare in a Thrilling Corporate Fall
A tale of George Elmer Cobb's rivals Sny der and Mowbray, the Hare and the Tortoise, at a city firm. Sny der ascends by devious short cuts while Mowbray stays steady, lends money to win Cynthia, is corrupted by defalcations, is jailed, and ultimately dies by suicide after revealing the theft. Cynthia mourns while the doomed Tortoise confronts betrayal and loss at Madison Avenue.
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George Elmer Cobb
Mowbray
Snyder
Hare
Tortolss
Cynthia Lanfrey
Davennich
Madison Avenue
Corporation
Davenrich
Cynthia
Tértotae
Wherry
Moscow Survivors and Napoleon Era Veterans Age Tales
A report notes Moscow campaign survivors reach about 115 in age if alive today, while Napoleonic war marshals show long lifespans. It cites 26 of 86 surviving marshals after 20 years of conflict and lists varied fates among the deceased, including disease, battle, drowning, assassination, suicide, and execution, with many living into octogenarian years.
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Moscow
Russia
France
Marshal de Richa Neu
Napoleon IL
Louis XIV
Diagnosis Wrong for Once
An exchange editor travels through a physician tale about diagnosis. The doctor warns against rushing to conclusions without full parental history and urges broader reading of current topics to awaken a stagnant mind. The patient reveals his occupation as an exchange editor.
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Phralcian
Alr
Itt
Sphere
Neewark Star
Worn Out in Aisle Dialogue From Race Day
A fragmented exchange notes two men in an aisle and seat conversation after a bicycle race. One claims extreme fatigue from a witty mina meter raced event while the other counters his exhaustion with a rival boast.
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America
Walphodt
Rational conversation at Willy Smiths fathers manse
Anecdotes from Youth's Companion recount William Robertson Smith as a child who prized good talk. Even in youth he resisted dull talk, begging his father for rational conversation after a reverend guest overstayed and prospected mercilessly. His early insistence foreshadowed his later stature as a renowned Bible scholar.
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William Robertson Smith
Europe
Willy
No Longer Living Water at Clinical Congress
A Heidelberg surgeon Dr Volpius compared modern surgery to past practice at a New York clinical congress. He recounted a Kaffir tale about a gourd of living water that failed to move, illustrating the crowd's fascination with supposed marvels and the limits of old beliefs.
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New York
Volpius
Heidelberg
Johnny Says It Right In A Grammatical Lesson
In a warm afternoon, a weary teacher tests Johnny on grammar. He answers with conviction, You can’t learn me nothing, then adds Cause ver can’t, revealing a humorous dialectal misunderstanding.
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Johnny
Winding Clocks Precision Honest Care for Timepieces
Winding clocks requires regularity and care. Wind at the same time each period and count turns to avoid over winding. A small forethought prevents timekeeping problems and rewards accuracy.
Delirious Patient Imagines Lawn Work At Home
A suburban resident is described as delirious, continuing a mowing-like mouth action at home as a mental state detail. The remark humorously links the behavior to imagining active lawn work, illustrating a comic misunderstanding of symptoms.
Tea Drinker and Ariadne Debate Tea Harm
A brief dialogue notes doctors claim tea with cream harms the stomach, claiming it tans the stomach while Ariadne dismisses concern. The exchange captures a judge's reaction to the debate on tea preparation.
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Phryne
Ariadne
Stock on hand prompts caution in Boston Transcript
Suppplied remark advises against borrowing trouble and references a large stock on hand as a cautious note attributed to the Boston Transcript.
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Scott
Matt
Boston Transcript
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