Jokes and quips from early 20th century papers
A collage of light humor contrasts aging, romance, and social mores. Witty exchanges cover singing habits, money rules, and sly puns, featuring playful banter among couples, teachers, suitors, and editors from Philadelphia to Chicago.
Soda Dam Of Box Canyon Arizona Described As Natural Wonder
A.O. Wright describes a soda dam in Box Canyon above Jemez River hot springs in Arizona. A 100 foot high wall of soda spans the gorge, once with a 20 foot breach that filled over time, threatening the lake to resume its 600 foot wide extent and three quarters of a mile length. Environmental forces built the dam as springs deposit minerals, and scientists predict the height will remain near 100 feet while the base strengthens and the lake level lowers.
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Montama Canyon
Great West
A. O. Wright
The
Indian Service
Missouri River
Box Canyon
Jemez River
Arizona
Jemez
Toda
Ari- Bona
Washington Star
House Moving In Chicago Still A Major Industry
Chicago’s Chronicle notes last year saw 473 houses moved within the city averaging over one per day. About fifty firms specialize in moving frame brick or stone houses with city licenses and five thousand dollar bonds. Moves require routes approved by the housemoving department and an inspector to enforce rules while owners and neighbors endure the process.
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Chicago
the Chronicle
House Moving Declines in Chicago as Old Town Settles
A veteran mover recalls the laborious process of shifting a house using windlass and rope, with repeated pulls to relocate until the dwelling reaches its new site. He notes that post-fire Chicago sees few moves, as frame houses dwindle and brick and stone homes stay put, with relocations mainly on the city outskirts.
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Chicago
Steel Wool Gains Ground as Sandpaper Substitute
A wholesale dealer notes steel wool has grown from a six year substitute for sandpaper to wide use by metal workers carpenters cabinetmakers painters and grainers across the United States. Sold in one pound packages it consists of sharp steel threads curling like excelsior and offers a stable edge for polishing moldings and woodwork, outpacing sandpaper which tends to clog.
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Arta
United States
Earthquakes in Japan Hint Thinner Crust Than Thought
An exhaustive survey notes Japan bears over five hundred shocks yearly, suggesting a comparatively thin crust. The text also recalls historic census rankings, typhoon patterns near the Philippines, Hartford’s Charter Oak, Cambridge elm, Penn treaty elm, major orchid hothouses in New Jersey, and a diverse orchid seed supply from numerous tropical countries.
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Japan
Philadelphia
New York
Nostan
Charlston
Bailllaure
Hartford
Conn
Washington
Cambridge
William Penn
Delaware
New Jersey
Colombia
Venezuela
Brazil
Ecuador
Bolivia
Costa Rica
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Philippines
Remains of Ancient Man in Algerian Grottos
French explorers report finds in Algerian grottoes include stone implements with extinct animal remains. The site dates to quarternary times and suggests the coastfront differed from present, with rhinoceros hippo and various ruminants among animals linked to ancient inhabitants.
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Algeria
Mow Japanese Conduct Auctions Plan Reduces Noise
The text explains a Japanese auction method where bidders write their name and bid on slips placed in a box. After bidding ends, the box is opened and the goods go to the highest bidder. The passage notes kin are especially harmful in politics and is incomplete.
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United States
City Ordinances Regulate House Moving Procedures
The piece explains that residents must obtain consent from block residents on the moving side and from those within 150 feet on the opposite side. If either majority is not secured, the move is halted. It outlines the traditional method of moving houses using pins, a windlass, a pulling rope, and horses, noting protective gloves for workers handling wood.
Prominent Women 8uffr Advocates Notable Ballot Supporters
A list of distinguished men who backed women’s suffrage includes Abraham Lincoln Charles Sumner William H Seward Chief Justice Chase Henry W Longfellow John J Whittier Wendell Phillips John Stuart Mill Phillips Brooks Ralph Waldo Emerson John Quincy Adams George W Julian Joseph Cook James Freeman Clarke Charles Kingsley Thomas Wentworth Higginson and others.
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Abraham Lincoln
Charles Sumner
William H. Seward
Chief Justice
Chase
Henry W. Longfellow
John J. Whittier
Wendell Phillips
John Stuart Mill
Phillips Brooks
Ralph Waldo Emerson
John Quincy Adams
George W. Julian
Joseph Cook
James Freeman Clarke
Charles Kingsley
Thomas Wentworth Higginson
David Gregg
George W. Cable
George William Curtis
Bishop Bowman
Henry Ward Beecher
Charles F. Twing
Hurst
Bishop Simpeon
Gilbert Haven
George F. Hoar
Minot Savage
John Pierpont
William Lloyd
Garrigan
Theodore Parker
James A. Garfield
Association of Ideas Wedding Dialect Playful Debate
A quirky dialogue notes a child insisting a piglet is a lamb while a mother corrects with humor. The piece laments language misfires and hints at social expectations around weddings and baby praise, capturing a playful cross talk style from a period voice.
Blind barber in Michigan demonstrates thriving business by touch and hearing
In Detroit, Edward Max, owner of Cadil lac barber shop, has been stone blind for seven years yet runs a busy shop solely by sound and touch. He identifies customers by their steps, hair and beard texture, and even the razor’s scrape. His daughter serves as cashier, and he handles change by feel.
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Detroit
Mich
Edward Max
Cadillac
Max
Jimmy
George
Humor in the Ambulance Doctor's Tale of Two Injured Lovers
A young ambulance surgeon recalls a chaotic night when he picked up a drunken man with a broken leg and a drunken woman with the same fate. En route they fought, cried, kissed, sang, and finally parted in tears at the hospital gate, amid a puzzled crowd.
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West Side
Chelsea Square
Broadway
Third Avenue
26Th Street
New York Sun
Fossil fish found in New Jersey shale near Montclair
In blue shales a valley near Montclair New Jersey fossil fish of an almost extinct ganoid type survive in three specimens. They show shining bony scales and reveal early vertebrate features according to geologists. Also notes a satirical snippet on a cruel American parent and a cartoon caption about vice girls.
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New Jersey
Montclair
N. J
Severe Storm in Florida Causes Widespread Damage
A southwest tornado in Pensacola on March 24 battered the harbor. Masts snapped on the Russian bark Leitte, vessels dragged anchors, and ships were driven ashore or into wreckage. Beached lumber lighters sank, boats wrecked, and high seas flooded the wharves though no life was lost. Names of ships include Leitte and Toly. No shore damage reported. London reports signs of cotton trade tension as prices rise and demands from India fall.
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Pensacola
Fla
Leitte
Commondencia
Toly
Irene
London
India
China
United States
Inter State Commission Probes Rail Rebates
Kansas City March 24 The interstate commerce commission through special agent J T Marchands is said to possess proof that local railroads offered rebates on eastbound shipments of packing house products from Kansas City. Criminal proceedings for violating the interstate commerce act may follow. The KC hearing last Thursday examined several freight agents and the probe, to be resumed in Chicago, will summon railroad officials who evaded inquiry. The commission reportedly intends to prosecute some witnesses for perjury.
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Kansas City
J. T. Marchands
Interstate Commerce Commission
Chicago
Commission
Judge Rules Labor-Discrimination Law Unconstitutional
Milwaukee March 25 Judge Ludwig of the superior court declared unconstitutional the 1899 act prohibiting discrimination against labor organization members. He held the law conflicts with Wisconsin and U S constitutions, chiefly for infringing freedom of contract, and is void.
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Milwaukee
Ludwig
Superior Court
Wisconsin
United States
Marriage getting unpopular among young women now
A historical study cites Carroll D. Wright showing 78 percent of 15,337 single working women under 25 in 22 cities. It notes marriage postponement rises from female independence and self-support, with men appearing less attractive amid shifting social norms and evolving gender roles.
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Carroll D. Wright
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